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(WLSAM)   So you're wife's former girlfriend is, wink-wink, spending the night at your house. The next thing you know, there is a knife pointed at you while you're in bed. Still, it's probably worth it, though   (wlsam.com) divider line 83
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2011-03-15 09:03:08 PM
You'll be stabbed for not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your."

And you deserve it.
 
2011-03-15 09:28:16 PM
scottpilgrim.neoseeker.com
 
2011-03-15 09:41:00 PM

2wolves: You'll be stabbed for not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your."

And you deserve it.


People keep thinking that they are hip and cool when they follow the latest meme about the use of apostrophes. I've been on Fark for many years and they still strike me as idiotic, juvenile, and possessing a wit that a ten-year-old would be proud of.

Ah. . forgeddaboutit.
 
2011-03-15 09:59:54 PM

Lord Jubjub: 2wolves: You'll be stabbed for not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your."

And you deserve it.

People keep thinking that they are hip and cool when they follow the latest meme about the use of apostrophes. I've been on Fark for many years and they still strike me as idiotic, juvenile, and possessing a wit that a ten-year-old would be proud of.

Ah. . forgeddaboutit.


So you're pro-illiteracy?

Isn't that cute.
 
2011-03-15 10:00:58 PM
TFA: "The wife told police she formerly had a relationship with Katro, McCain said.

Check out our photo galleries:"


If only those two sentences were meant to go together....
 
2011-03-15 11:49:24 PM
White people. Typical.
 
2011-03-15 11:50:22 PM
Over in one.
 
2011-03-15 11:51:29 PM

Rex_Banner: TFA: "The wife told police she formerly had a relationship with Katro, McCain said.

Check out our photo galleries:"

If only those two sentences were meant to go together....


That was exactly my reaction. Birds of a feather Fark together.
 
das
2011-03-15 11:51:41 PM

2wolves: You'll be stabbed for not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your."

And you deserve it.


Oio....Over in one.
 
2011-03-15 11:52:20 PM
The photo galleries are a lie!
 
2011-03-15 11:52:46 PM

Lord Jubjub: 2wolves: You'll be stabbed for not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your."

And you deserve it.

People keep thinking that they are hip and cool when they follow the latest meme about the use of apostrophes. I've been on Fark for many years and they still strike me as idiotic, juvenile, and possessing a wit that a ten-year-old would be proud of.

Ah. . forgeddaboutit.


farm5.static.flickr.com
meme?

Correct punctuation is a meme?
 
2011-03-15 11:53:14 PM
So your wife's former girlfriend is, wink-wink, spending the night at your house. The next thing you know, there is a knife pointed at you while you're in bed. Still, it's probably worth it, though

worth it hell I have to pay extra for it.
 
2011-03-15 11:55:06 PM

Feral_and_Preposterous: Correct punctuation is a meme?


We have alway's been at war with correct punctuation.
 
2011-03-15 11:55:30 PM
If your the kind of person who is sleeping with your wife's ex-girlfriend, having a knife pointed at you might be a form of foreplay
 
2011-03-15 11:57:31 PM
I'm currently crashing at the apartment of my ex-fiancee and her new girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of this story.

/ex, her gf, my son, and his half brother all are sick and vomiting
//I'm trustworthy and calming and available
///No work during spring break for this crossing guard
////seriously, I'm a crossing guard now
 
2011-03-16 12:01:05 AM

Lord Jubjub: 2wolves: You'll be stabbed for not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your."

And you deserve it.

People keep thinking that they are hip and cool when they follow the latest meme about the use of apostrophes. I've been on Fark for many years and they still strike me as idiotic, juvenile, and possessing a wit that a ten-year-old would be proud of.

Ah. . forgeddaboutit.


i568.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-16 12:01:12 AM

ArkAngel: I'm currently crashing at the apartment of my ex-fiancee and her new girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of this story.

/ex, her gf, my son, and his half brother all are sick and vomiting
//I'm trustworthy and calming and available
///No work during spring break for this crossing guard
////seriously, I'm a crossing guard now



You're life sounds fun.
 
2011-03-16 12:02:59 AM

cfffffgagffacfacfacfacfacccccfcaaffff: ArkAngel: I'm currently crashing at the apartment of my ex-fiancee and her new girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of this story.

/ex, her gf, my son, and his half brother all are sick and vomiting
//I'm trustworthy and calming and available
///No work during spring break for this crossing guard
////seriously, I'm a crossing guard now


You're life sounds fun.


no, stop that. now.
 
2011-03-16 12:05:01 AM

ArkAngel: I'm currently crashing at the apartment of my ex-fiancee and her new girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of this story.

/ex, her gf, my son, and his half brother all are sick and vomiting
//I'm trustworthy and calming and available
///No work during spring break for this crossing guard
////seriously, I'm a crossing guard now


Pics or it didn't happen. Not the barf part.

gwydion56: Rex_Banner: TFA: "The wife told police she formerly had a relationship with Katro, McCain said.

Check out our photo galleries:"

If only those two sentences were meant to go together....

That was exactly my reaction. Birds of a feather Fark together.


Thirded.
 
2011-03-16 12:05:12 AM
www.digitaljournal.com

/That's a man
 
2011-03-16 12:07:40 AM

2wolves: So you're your pro-illiteracy?


Allow me to help you fit in around here.
 
2011-03-16 12:07:42 AM
www.4colorrebellion.com
 
2011-03-16 12:09:28 AM

DLTBGYD: no, stop that. now.


Your the boss.
 
2011-03-16 12:14:14 AM
Their all just jellis that there not cool enuff to get they're submishins greenlited. Its that your all not using you're brain to it's best capasity.
 
2011-03-16 12:18:58 AM
gwydion56: Rex_Banner: TFA: "The wife told police she formerly had a relationship with Katro, McCain said.

Check out our photo galleries:"

If only those two sentences were meant to go together....

That was exactly my reaction. Birds of a feather Fark together.

Thirded.


FOURTHED, goddamnit! That's what I came here to say.
 
2011-03-16 12:20:52 AM

ArkAngel: I'm currently crashing at the apartment of my ex-fiancee and her new girlfriend, so I'm getting a kick out of this story.

/ex, her gf, my son, and his half brother all are sick and vomiting
//I'm trustworthy and calming and available
///No work during spring break for this crossing guard
////seriously, I'm a crossing guard now


If you were trying to make me feel better about my life, thanks. It worked a treat.
 
2011-03-16 12:22:28 AM
10 words you need to stop misspelling
Link (new window)

obligatory
 
2011-03-16 12:22:34 AM

2wolves: So you're pro-illiteracy?


I know that I am.
If you can make it to adulthood without
learning to read or write,
then maybe you shouldn't know the secrets contained in books.
 
2011-03-16 12:27:41 AM
TFA loaded with a tuna advert.

/seriously
 
2011-03-16 12:28:05 AM
So the wife hid the knife in the closet before the police got there? I think the husband should be thinking this whole thing through a bit more ...
 
2011-03-16 12:33:43 AM

2wolves: You'll be stabbed for not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your."

And you deserve it.


Don't bother, none of them are worth it

/yes, I'm trolling for grammar Nazis
 
2011-03-16 12:34:47 AM
This is why I keep a wooden sword in my room.

/Still able to defend self without the chance of shooting a family member in my paranoia.
 
2011-03-16 12:38:33 AM

Rex_Banner: TFA: "The wife told police she formerly had a relationship with Katro, McCain said.

Check out our photo galleries:"

If only those two sentences were meant to go together....


I really want a look at this triangle.
 
2011-03-16 12:40:42 AM
*sigh* Ok Subby, I'm sure this has already been addressed:

Your - This is your fault ("your" implies possession)
You're = You are - You're so retarded = You are so retarded. (This is a contraction, the combining of the two words "you" and "are")
 
2011-03-16 12:45:04 AM
Fuller Brush, heat in boiling water, form into knife blade, stabby-stab-stab.
Heat brush handle in water reshapes handle to original shape. Call Po-Po.

Sell story to A. Hitchcock. Profit.
 
2011-03-16 12:48:59 AM
blueshellsec.com
 
2011-03-16 01:06:05 AM
Found the pic:

Link (very NSFW)

/Hot, yet disturbing
 
2011-03-16 01:12:37 AM

Lord Jubjub: 2wolves: You'll be stabbed for not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your."

And you deserve it.

People keep thinking that they are hip and cool when they follow the latest meme about the use of apostrophes. I've been on Fark for many years and they still strike me as idiotic, juvenile, and possessing a wit that a ten-year-old would be proud of.

Ah. . forgeddaboutit.


Grammar Nazis are annoying, though they have served a useful purpose to me personally. Until recently (and I'm 30) I had no idea that there was a difference between "its" and "it's". I was specifically taught there was no difference. Thank the U.S. public school system.
 
2011-03-16 01:14:35 AM
www.wearysloth.com
There's something I've been meaning to tell you...
 
2011-03-16 01:16:38 AM

X-Geek: Found the pic:

Link (very NSFW)

/Hot, yet disturbing


She has a lot of moles, especially for her pigmentation type. She should make sure to get them checked regularly for melanoma.
 
2011-03-16 01:21:19 AM

zulius: There's something I've been meaning to tell you...


In a very husky voice, I'm sure.

someahole: Until recently (and I'm 30) I had no idea that there was a difference between "its" and "it's". I was specifically taught there was no difference. Thank the U.S. public school system.


Uhhh what? Really?
 
2011-03-16 01:43:12 AM
Does this help?

Facebook (new window)
 
2011-03-16 01:45:59 AM

thatboyoverthere: This is why I keep a wooden sword in my room.

/Still able to defend self without the chance of shooting a family member in my paranoia.


I can see how stabbing them would be better.
 
2011-03-16 01:49:52 AM

Quantum Apostrophe:
someahole: Until recently (and I'm 30) I had no idea that there was a difference between "its" and "it's". I was specifically taught there was no difference. Thank the U.S. public school system.

Uhhh what? Really?


Really. I had no idea until a few months ago. I was taught that there was no difference, but our teacher preferred it if we never used the apostrophe. I was never corrected, never in middle school, high school, or college. I think the first time I became aware of it was on Fark when some G.N. dug into some guy about possessive pronouns and contractions. Before that I trusted my grade school teacher. Granted I don't spend much time thinking about the word "it" but I prefer knowing to having been taught bullshiat.
 
2011-03-16 02:14:53 AM

Feral_and_Preposterous: Lord Jubjub: 2wolves: You'll be stabbed for not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your."

And you deserve it.

People keep thinking that they are hip and cool when they follow the latest meme about the use of apostrophes. I've been on Fark for many years and they still strike me as idiotic, juvenile, and possessing a wit that a ten-year-old would be proud of.

Ah. . forgeddaboutit.


meme?

Correct punctuation is a meme?


OFCOURSEITISEVERYONEKNOWSTHATPUNCUATIONDIDNOTEXISTBEFOREFARKANDTHEINTERNETORDID Y OUNOTKNOWTHAT
 
2011-03-16 02:22:45 AM
I was at a friend's house for thanksgiving last year when his married sister told the parents she was gay, getting a divorce, and moving in with her lesbian lover.

Best. Thanksgiving. Evar.
 
2011-03-16 02:25:52 AM

illannoyin: I was at a friends house for thanksgiving last year when his married sister told the parent's she was gay, getting a divorce, and moving in with her lesbian lover.

Best. Thanksgiving. Evar.


Broke that for you.
 
2011-03-16 03:02:00 AM
I fail to see why subby is getting blasted for correct usage of your, and you're.
 
2011-03-16 03:03:13 AM

battery1979: I fail to see why subby is getting blasted for correct usage of your, and you're.


Nevermind, the first instance is incorrect. My bad, subby learn some grammar.
 
2011-03-16 03:20:14 AM

X-Geek: Found the pic:

Link (very NSFW)

/Hot, yet disturbing


That chick looks like she's been hunting with Dick Cheney.
 
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