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(Time)   Hugo Chavez now wants to ban ... *spins wheel* ... breast implants. OH, THE HUGE MAMMARIES   (newsfeed.time.com ) divider line
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2011-03-15 07:50:11 PM  

Stickdeath: Most of the chicks are so ugly


She's ugly to you?
 
2011-03-15 07:56:01 PM  

gameshowhost: NSFW (new window)


WTF?
 
2011-03-15 07:58:23 PM  
Why this obsession with hyperenlarged breasts? Wouldn't you guys be content with the contents of an A- or a B- or C-cup bra as well? Or have you become densitized towards normal?
 
2011-03-15 07:59:36 PM  

eViLpOpTaRt: Why this obsession with hyperenlarged breasts? Wouldn't you guys be content with the contents of an A- or a B- or C-cup bra as well? Or have you become densitized towards normal?


All I heard was "blah blah blah, I don't like big boobies."
 
2011-03-15 08:01:24 PM  
If penis enlargement surgery was quick, easy, and mostly complication-free (which it very much isn't), I bet at least half of you would at the very least consider it.
 
2011-03-15 08:03:33 PM  
crow202.org
Hellooooo Nurse!
crow202.org
I'm not sure what she's done here....
crow202.org
Implants? Yeah, but do you care?
 
2011-03-15 08:04:46 PM  

wldncrzy14: If penis enlargement surgery was quick, easy, and mostly complication-free (which it very much isn't), I bet at least half of you would at the very least consider it.


Nope. I am happy just the way I am.
 
2011-03-15 08:06:06 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: He must be ghey.


OMG, I could smother myself to death in those things. They'll find my carcass with nipple marks on my cheeks and a big dumb grin on my face.
 
2011-03-15 08:08:13 PM  
i277.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-15 08:10:48 PM  
Real... Fake... they all taste the same.
 
2011-03-15 08:11:40 PM  
i277.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-15 08:13:35 PM  
crow202.org
OK.
crow202.org
Was I interrupting you?
crow202.org
Go ahead; keep doing whatever that is you're doing....
 
2011-03-15 08:14:20 PM  
i277.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-15 08:14:26 PM  

relcec: Hickory-smoked: relcec: and all of mandkind disagrees...

Denise Milani is all natural. You've defeated your own argument, both in context and spelling.

no she's not. she's augmented.
here's a before link:

http://www.celebrityplasticsurgery.us/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/denis​emilanib ef ore.jpg (new window)


I miss the days of yore. Sports by Brooks on the sideline. Then there was that non drugged out, Sasha Grey, looking one. Laurie I think. Oh well.

www.adrants.com

/thanks for the mammaries
//not over it
 
2011-03-15 08:17:12 PM  
Gimme a nice ass and real tits any farking day.

/assman
//can deal with any size frontcourt
 
2011-03-15 08:18:05 PM  

danceswithcrows: Go ahead; keep doing whatever that is you're doing....


That last example is more my speed.

Just ain't a BIG big breast man...
 
2011-03-15 08:18:54 PM  
I Lurves me some Boobies!
Because some may think NSFW (new window)
Some of Dat Ass is nice too!
Possibly NSFW (new window)
 
2011-03-15 08:18:57 PM  
i277.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-15 08:20:49 PM  
Zeppelininthesky

I'd lay down $1 that that chick has a flat ass. Seen it a hundred times. Fairly thin girl, way oversized natural tits, ass flat as a parkbench. I call them "FAB-T's".... Flat-ass, Big Tits.

/every guy has noticed this
 
2011-03-15 08:21:11 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: I miss the days of yore. Sports by Brooks on the sideline. Then there was that non drugged out, Sasha Grey, looking one. Laurie I think. Oh well.


You fool, it was all about Colene!
img846.imageshack.us
img576.imageshack.us
 
2011-03-15 08:22:59 PM  
I love Fark...that is all..
 
2011-03-15 08:31:03 PM  

peterthx: Fixed for truth. Strawmanned.


No. Though TFA is about augmentation, these threads invariably draw in a bunch of guys who say things like "anything more than a handful is a waste", etc. Scroll back through from the top if you don't believe me. Many men, for some reason, prefer smaller ones over larger ones, the issue of augmentation aside.

It was that crowd that I was speaking about. If I was talking specifically about implants, I would have said so. I wasn't, hence why I didn't.

/the missus has large natural ones, and they're my favorite thing in the whole world.
 
2011-03-15 08:32:46 PM  
Yep. I miss SBB too. Very easy on the eyes, they were.
 
2011-03-15 08:34:29 PM  

whidbey: Yep. I miss SBB too. Very easy on the eyes, they were.


Don't say I never reached across the aisle to help a brother out.
 
2011-03-15 08:34:50 PM  

eViLpOpTaRt: Why this obsession with hyperenlarged breasts? Wouldn't you guys be content with the contents of an A- or a B- or C-cup bra as well? Or have you become densitized towards normal?


ZeroCorpse: The only time Chavez will ever deserve a "Hero" tag on FARK, and you missed it.

Fake tits are nasty. Been there, done that, was wholly unimpressed.


img857.imageshack.us
 
2011-03-15 08:35:36 PM  

wldncrzy14: StoPPeRmobile: I miss the days of yore. Sports by Brooks on the sideline. Then there was that non drugged out, Sasha Grey, looking one. Laurie I think. Oh well.

You fool, it was all about Colene!


Ah, yes, yum.

Then there was...
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-03-15 08:52:46 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: I miss the days of yore. Sports by Brooks on the sideline. Then there was that non drugged out, Sasha Grey, looking one. Laurie I think. Oh well.

/thanks for the mammaries
//not over it


Cora, the one on the left, was always my favorite.
 
2011-03-15 09:16:08 PM  
Some Spring Break Boobies!

usera.imagecave.com
 
2011-03-15 09:17:59 PM  
files.redux.com
 
2011-03-15 09:31:16 PM  
The Book of Mark says basketball implants are a sin.
 
2011-03-15 09:34:09 PM  

cotb: The Book of Mark says basketball implants are a sin.


Would you please give us an example?
For educational purposes only.
 
2011-03-15 09:36:43 PM  

cotb: The Book of Mark says basketball implants are a sin.


So is coveting an ass.
i898.photobucket.com

/sinner
 
2011-03-15 09:43:18 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: cotb: The Book of Mark says basketball implants are a sin.

So is coveting an ass.


/sinner


I'm hoping all is forgiven when I ask for it on my death bed else I'm going straight to hell.

/Straight! Heh heh...
 
2011-03-15 09:45:56 PM  

Jimmysolson: StoPPeRmobile: cotb: The Book of Mark says basketball implants are a sin.

So is coveting an ass.


/sinner

I'm hoping all is forgiven when I ask for it on my death bed else I'm going straight to hell.

/Straight! Heh heh...


lulz.

NTTAWWI.

Besides what does heaven have going for it?
 
2011-03-15 09:46:46 PM  

TwistedFark: Personally, I don't understand the fake titty hate. My wife has got 'em ( 34G 24 32) and I think they look epic, and frankly I don't feel like they feel all that weird to fondle either. So.. everyone over here is happy with 'em. In fact, I think the only real complaint anyone has is that my wife (who is really big into gothic lolita fashion) has a really hard time ordering these designer dresses from japan that fit her massive boobs correctly. But then, that's easy to fix and it's not like she walks around looking like little bo peep every day either (I guess you'd have to know what it looks like to understand that comment)...


Obviously, the appropriate thing to do here is link to her website.

Oh, your wife who has augmented breasts and cosplay fetish doesn't have a website? WHY ARE YOU TURNING THIS THREAD INTO A HOUSE OF LIES.
 
2011-03-15 09:50:43 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Jimmysolson: StoPPeRmobile: cotb: The Book of Mark says basketball implants are a sin.

So is coveting an ass.


/sinner

I'm hoping all is forgiven when I ask for it on my death bed else I'm going straight to hell.

/Straight! Heh heh...

lulz.

NTTAWWI.

Besides what does heaven have going for it?


Beats the hell out of me?
 
2011-03-15 09:59:57 PM  

relcec: RedEmily: While I don't think they should be banned, it is too bad that it's gone from reconstructive to elective.

and all of mandkind disagrees...


Milani. Geezuz Krist.
 
2011-03-15 10:01:01 PM  

Hickory-smoked: TwistedFark: Personally, I don't understand the fake titty hate. My wife has got 'em ( 34G 24 32) and I think they look epic, and frankly I don't feel like they feel all that weird to fondle either. So.. everyone over here is happy with 'em. In fact, I think the only real complaint anyone has is that my wife (who is really big into gothic lolita fashion) has a really hard time ordering these designer dresses from japan that fit her massive boobs correctly. But then, that's easy to fix and it's not like she walks around looking like little bo peep every day either (I guess you'd have to know what it looks like to understand that comment)...

Obviously, the appropriate thing to do here is link to her website.

Oh, your wife who has augmented breasts and cosplay fetish doesn't have a website? WHY ARE YOU TURNING THIS THREAD INTO A HOUSE OF LIES.


Here, maybe this will calm your nerves.

usera.imagecave.com
 
2011-03-15 10:03:30 PM  

Jimmysolson: cotb: The Book of Mark says basketball implants are a sin.

Would you please give us an example?
For educational purposes only.


Book of Mark = bookmark

Put down your pitchfork, sinner.

StoPPeRmobile: cotb: The Book of Mark says basketball implants are a sin.

So is coveting an ass.


/sinner


Is licking my monitor okay?
 
2011-03-15 10:03:38 PM  

Jimmysolson: StoPPeRmobile: Jimmysolson: StoPPeRmobile: cotb: The Book of Mark says basketball implants are a sin.

So is coveting an ass.


/sinner

I'm hoping all is forgiven when I ask for it on my death bed else I'm going straight to hell.

/Straight! Heh heh...

lulz.

NTTAWWI.

Besides what does heaven have going for it?

Beats the hell out of me?


Yeah. It's like, no one can give a, straight, answer on it.
 
2011-03-15 10:05:15 PM  

Jimmysolson: Here, maybe this will calm your nerves.


Urge to kill fading... fading... fading -- Rising! Fading...
 
2011-03-15 10:13:24 PM  

ChadM89: Heh. I love all you guys that don't like the big ones.

It works out great for those of us that do.


THIS!
 
2011-03-15 10:18:42 PM  
I think this image got someone shiatcanned for a while as it was posted directly to the thread. It was nice while it lasted.

/I coveted so I thieved it.

NSFW (new window)
 
2011-03-15 10:21:27 PM  

Jimmysolson: I think this image got someone shiatcanned for a while as it was posted directly to the thread. It was nice while it lasted.

/I coveted so I thieved it.

NSFW (new window)


Ukraine?
 
2011-03-15 10:24:19 PM  

Jimmysolson: I think this image got someone shiatcanned for a while as it was posted directly to the thread. It was nice while it lasted.

/I coveted so I thieved it.

NSFW (new window)


I remember that. Led to the thread being closed for awhile while they scrubbed it.
 
2011-03-15 10:25:17 PM  

John Buck 41: ChadM89: Heh. I love all you guys that don't like the big ones.

It works out great for those of us that do.

THIS!


moike: Real... Fake... they all taste the same.



Big, small, I likes em all!
 
2011-03-15 10:33:02 PM  
I have to go and eat my dinner now.
I'll just leave this here to mark my spot.
Maybe you've seen it as it was posted in an earlier thread.

NSFW (new window)
 
2011-03-15 10:37:17 PM  

Jimmysolson: I have to go and eat my dinner now.
I'll just leave this here to mark my spot.
Maybe you've seen it as it was posted in an earlier thread.

NSFW (new window)


Too blurry, HARD.. to see.
 
2011-03-15 10:44:10 PM  
Time to whip out my favorite online girl...

camel.ethereal.net
 
2011-03-15 10:49:48 PM  

whidbey: danceswithcrows: Go ahead; keep doing whatever that is you're doing....

That last example is more my speed.

Just ain't a BIG big breast man...


img818.imageshack.us
 
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