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(Time)   Hugo Chavez now wants to ban ... *spins wheel* ... breast implants. OH, THE HUGE MAMMARIES   (newsfeed.time.com) divider line 241
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2011-03-15 04:38:22 PM
YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME
 
2011-03-15 04:38:25 PM
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He must be ghey.
 
2011-03-15 04:48:49 PM
He just don't want anyone else to have bigger tits than himself.
 
2011-03-15 04:49:21 PM
In case this is an epic thread, I would like to reserve a spot.
 
2011-03-15 04:49:39 PM
He's walking a tightrope. Venezuelan men won't like this. If he bans butt operations, he'll be little more than a bloody head on a fencepost with a few weeks. They're all about dat ass down in South America.
 
2011-03-15 04:49:45 PM
I think we have us a boobie thread. Throw up the signal.
 
2011-03-15 04:49:49 PM
Good.

Ever hook up with a chick with fakies? You can enjoy the same sensation by fondling a ziplock bag full of water.

I'd rather have a real apple than a fake honeydew.
 
2011-03-15 04:50:09 PM
While I don't think they should be banned, it is too bad that it's gone from reconstructive to elective.
 
2011-03-15 04:50:37 PM
I'm just here for boobs.
 
2011-03-15 04:50:58 PM
Directing people from a teaser boobies thread from the geek tab to this thread.

This one better not disappoint.
 
2011-03-15 04:50:59 PM
He is right in that it is a travesty that poor Venezuelan women must chose between making ends and getting huge breasts. But instead of complaining about it, shouldn't his socialist utopia seek to subsidize breast implants for the poor or have the national health care plan cover the operation?
 
2011-03-15 04:51:23 PM

NittLion78: YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME


^^
This!!!
 
2011-03-15 04:51:46 PM

H31N0US: Good.

Ever hook up with a chick with fakies? You can enjoy the same sensation by fondling a ziplock bag full of water.

I'd rather have a real apple than a fake honeydew.


As long as it's covered in real skin, I'd give it a good rodgering.

/Prefer naturals, but hey... any port in a storm
//(within reason)
 
2011-03-15 04:53:51 PM
Hugo, you don't actually have to have an opinion on everything....

And frankly dude, if she's choosing fake boobs over food, you should probably just let her starve.
 
2011-03-15 04:54:34 PM
So he is a fan of real breast, interesting. Now we need to get Sean Penn's opinion.
 
2011-03-15 04:54:40 PM
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2011-03-15 04:54:43 PM
That's the last straw Chavez. Sleep with one eye open.
 
2011-03-15 04:55:01 PM
He's more of an ass man?
 
2011-03-15 04:55:06 PM
I was told that there would be no boobs.
 
2011-03-15 04:55:34 PM
Is the Boobies in the thread a preemptive commentary on the second post?
 
2011-03-15 04:55:42 PM
Small and real are better than big and fake, comrade.
 
2011-03-15 04:56:02 PM
that man is as dumb as a post. he is yin to dubya's wang. yang. i mean yang.
 
2011-03-15 04:56:08 PM
I'm guessing this won't be a popular move with men or women there.
 
2011-03-15 04:56:59 PM

RedEmily: While I don't think they should be banned, it is too bad that it's gone from reconstructive to elective.


and all of mandkind disagrees...

www.perfectpeople.net
 
2011-03-15 04:57:04 PM

RedEmily: While I don't think they should be banned, it is too bad that it's gone from reconstructive to elective.


Agreed. No woman should have to live with disfigurement as her reward for surviving breast cancer.
 
2011-03-15 04:57:21 PM

RexTalionis: He just don't want anyone else to have bigger tits than himself.


He certainly wants to be the biggest boob in town, anyway.
 
2011-03-15 04:57:37 PM
Sadly we have all witnessed many a cute pornstar transform her nice perky B's into hideous D's.

Maybe so has Chavez, and he wants to stop the madness.
 
2011-03-15 04:58:18 PM
So Hugo Chavez isn't a lunatic?

Next, you'll tell me Gaddhafi is banning Autotune.
 
2011-03-15 04:59:18 PM

Pocket_Fisherman: Sadly we have all witnessed many a cute pornstar transform her nice perky B's into hideous D's.

Maybe so has Chavez, and he wants to stop the madness.


This.
 
2011-03-15 05:00:24 PM
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2011-03-15 05:01:00 PM
I keep thinking of that nasty Israeli chick from the snakebite thread. Maybe we need an independent review board to determine who needs them and who doesn't. I'm sure we could find some people willing to donate their time for a good cause.
 
2011-03-15 05:01:53 PM

Pocket_Fisherman: Sadly we have all witnessed many a cute pornstar transform her nice perky B's into hideous D's.

Maybe so has Chavez, and he wants to stop the madness.


Care to supply us with some before an afters?

I am also a fan of the hand sized boobie.
 
2011-03-15 05:01:55 PM
strictly cosmetic breast enhancement has gone too far.

reconstructive is fine

but, all of these fake boobs, particularly the cheap fake boobs, ugh. And even worse 5+ year old fake boobs! I was squeesing a ladies boob and my figer impressions stayed in the boob afterwards, she had to mash the insert around to get it back into boob shape.

ugh. nope. bleh. really like the feel of the natural ones.
 
2011-03-15 05:03:00 PM

relcec: and all of mandkind disagrees...


Not everyone. I like naturals. I'd take a nice perky B or small C over that all day long.
 
2011-03-15 05:03:57 PM
i don't prefer fake titties myself, but if a girl wants to up her confidence (by having guys eye-bang or eye-motorboat her), then all the more power to her.

/never been with a girl with implants, but just don't like the idea o.O
 
2011-03-15 05:04:38 PM
Giant mutant tits never did anything for me. Ladies, you don't need that crap. Keep 'em real.
 
2011-03-15 05:04:52 PM

madgordy: I was squeesing a ladies boob and my figer impressions stayed in the boob afterwards, she had to mash the insert around to get it back into boob shape.


Those are new. They're called Memory Foam Boobs.

/made with real NASA technology
 
2011-03-15 05:04:58 PM
anything more than a handful you're risking a sprained tongue
 
2011-03-15 05:05:17 PM
So Venezuelan women wont look silly when nude?
 
2011-03-15 05:05:47 PM

ArkPanda: I keep thinking of that nasty Israeli chick from the snakebite thread. Maybe we need an independent review board to determine who needs them and who doesn't. I'm sure we could find some people willing to donate their time for a good cause.


Interesting.... So eligibility for breast implants could be determined by a jury of your peers.

Time to amend the constitution.
 
2011-03-15 05:05:48 PM
time and gravity are unforgiving. less large and all natural for me, please.
 
2011-03-15 05:07:38 PM
I just borrowed a book on this subject from my friend Mark. I hope it all works out.
 
2011-03-15 05:08:00 PM

madgordy: strictly cosmetic breast enhancement has gone too far.

reconstructive is fine

but, all of these fake boobs, particularly the cheap fake boobs, ugh. And even worse 5+ year old fake boobs! I was squeesing a ladies boob and my figer impressions stayed in the boob afterwards, she had to mash the insert around to get it back into boob shape.

ugh. nope. bleh. really like the feel of the natural ones.


I would have thrown up if something like that happened to me. Not the booby squeezing, the finger impression part.
 
2011-03-15 05:08:10 PM
I've seen felt/tf'd/some great fakes so I don't have a problem with them overall. I don't care for when some small perky young chick gets a fake porn rack. But some women in their 40's after a few kids look damn good with a little work in that department.
 
2011-03-15 05:08:46 PM
I prefer natural. Though I probably will get the new injection-style enhancement if my final size is too small.

Saw an article in Wired a few months ago. Apparently they take stem cells from stomach fat and convert them into breast tissue, then inject them into the breasts in small well-distributed amounts.

Sadly, wife's told me *no* to any sort of breast enhancement. Hoping I can change her mind if needed.
 
2011-03-15 05:11:08 PM
Golf, whiskey AND big tits?

This friendships totally not going to work out, Hugo
 
2011-03-15 05:11:48 PM
You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand
 
2011-03-15 05:11:51 PM
It would have been great if he made these comments in an interview with Perfect 10 Magazine.
 
2011-03-15 05:12:11 PM

RedEmily: While I don't think they should be banned, it is too bad that it's gone from reconstructive to elective.


I have to agree. In fact...

FTA: Chavez criticized doctors who he said "convince some women that if they don't have some big bosoms they should feel bad." Chavez said some poor women seek costly breast lifts while at the same time struggling to make ends meet, which he called a "monstrous thing."

I can't really argue with that statement.

A lot of the "doctor"-patient interaction between a plastic surgeon and his customer boils down to "you'd look better if...", which is an indirect/more polite way of saying "you look like shiat now, but I can make it better." A ex of mine had to have reconstructive surgery after a single mastectomy, and her first plastic surgeon tried to talk her into implants on both breasts. Bear in mind, she still had one breast (C cup). He wanted to replace the missing one and make both of them bigger. In fact, he tried to convince her to get DDs.

The second surgeon she went to offered a DIEP, which basically uses stomach fat to rebuild a natural breast. She went with that option, purposely gaining weight before the surgery to make sure there was enough fat to rebuild the breast. She paid a lot less than the first doctor wanted to charge her, she ended up thinner despite gaining weight before the surgery, and her new breast looks and feels real, because it is.

The first surgeon was a profiteering douchebag. The second surgeon was a godsend who knows exactly how a woman's breast should look and feel (as evidenced by his quality work).
 
2011-03-15 05:12:34 PM
If I can touch them, they're real.
 
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