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Update on Vegas and room rates at Treasure Island, and some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 3/6 - 3/12
Posted by Drew at 2011-03-15 1:58:17 PM (55 comments) | Permalink
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Nothing new this week from Drew, but a quick update: Treasure Island agreed to extend the deadline to get the room rate, so for the next 48 hours or so, you can still be included (rumor is that the code FARKCOM doesn't work online; you need to call it in).
Looking forward to seeing you in a couple weeks.
Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-03-06 to Sat 2011-03-12:
Canadian man dies when his ice house doesn't contain enough ig glue
Israeli model bitten by snake after attempting to lick it. This is not a repeat from Genesis
Scientists were just as happy to see the giant penis frog as he was to see them
Rare 400 year old bible found in UK church. Described as being in near pristine condition with only four of the Ten Commandments broken
Man files lawsuit claiming severed foot was stolen, says he's not sure what his next steps will be
Giant condom placed on statue as tribute to inventor riles officials -- too bad they can't take some good-natured ribbing
Chickens have empathy. Tasty, tasty empathy
A Florida couple having sex in a car was charged with "unnatural behavior". I wonder what kind of sex counts as "unnatural behavior" in Florida. Maybe the lights were on and their eyes were open?
Woman trying to rob bookstore is chased down by two men watching adult videos. Suspect caught before situation got out of hand
Woman who faked cancer pleads guilty to tumor charges
Japan quake so powerful it shifted the earth off its axis by 4 inches, sped up the earth's rotation by 1.6 microseconds, and shifted Japan's coastline by 8 feet. So - 4 inches CAN make the earth move and time stand still
Steve Sabol stable after seizure by the seashore
Pitchers may start wearing helmets, catchers may expect different sensation
Kleenex stock goes through the roof on news that the Miami Heat have lost to another good team
Ford Focus Electric to have liquid battery warmer so it keeps its range during the winter. Nissan Leaf comes with hot gel pack so you don't get frostbite as you wait for the tow truck
Facebook adds suicide alert feature. Mood: slashy
What do data mining companies know about you? Answer: Damn near everything. You sicko
Kate Winslet is adjusting to single life but can't quite get beyond that one night with subby, whom she still refers to as her "mysterious stallion of the percales" before needing a fainting couch
Kirstie Alley's "Dancing With The Stars" partner reportedly 'impressed' with her efforts, structural integrity of the floor
Khloe Kardashian wonders why she can't get pregnant. Fails to realize that husband Lamar Odom still has trouble putting it in the hole when the game is on the line
Sen. John Ensign retiring to spend more time with your wife
Obamas attend daughter's parent-teacher conference. Intimidated English teacher now suffering from post-grammatic stress disorder
Scott Walker says he's not interested in being a GOP VP candidate. Normally, we'd say something snarky about not wanting something no one in their right mind would ever offer, but then we remembered the last GOP VP candidate
The members of Big Head Todd and the Monsters serenade the crew of the space shuttle Discovery, making the crew fear they had entered some worm hole in outer space and got teleported back to 1994
Gene Simmons wants to Rock and Roll all night and invest in a diversified portfolio of domestic and international small and large caps every day
Chinese censors approve performance by Bob Dylan after realizing that nobody can understand what the fark he's saying in any language
SEC workers that looked at porn on the job disciplined. Say, "Insider Trading" would be a great name for a porn
"Oil prices are not yet hurting the economy" says Exxon CEO as he collects his $27,168,317 paycheck
Google stock down 4% for the year. Company punishes four top execs with $9 million in bonus money
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