Another snake bites the bust.

Fake titties. Serious bizness.

Got milk?

lulz

Kind of feel sorry for the snake. but we need pictures of the involved ta-ta's to see how dangerious they really are.

//or any ta-ta's will do.
///at work & dont want to wait unitl I get home.

notice how it didn't even hurt her?

I call robot

Cleopatra?

So snakes are vampires now?

altinos: Cleopatra?

It bit her boob, not her asp.

Googled the chicks pictures. Change my last post to

//any other Ta-ta's will do.
///she's scary looking, W/O the huge implants.

Skank poisoning.

Fake boobs: They can save your life.

altinos: Cleopatra?

my thought, too - but more like the anti-cleopatra

/breast enhancement makes you snake proof...cant wait for the advertising campaign

this is how i want to die.

mitEj: do not GIS for her.

It is hideous. It is an example of how modern science can go horribly wrong.

yeah anyone with "largest implants in the Middle East" is on the too big side.

/i'll just stick w/ my abnormally large but permissible Christina Hendricks pic threads

"Snake? Are you there? SNAKE? SNAAAAKE!!!!"


/obscure?

Wow - she recovered quickly from that. I didn't see how the snake died. I assume the skin over the fake boobage still has feeling? I am not sure. I leave this to the Fark experts here.

Unhip1: "Snake? Are you there? SNAKE? SNAAAAKE!!!!"


/obscure?

Not remotely.

/That's why they call me "Revolver"

Salmon: notice how it didn't even hurt her?

I call robot

ok, who's going to post the screen grab of the Bathroom scene from Snakes on a Plane?

/more eyebrow pencil please

Yeah, calling bullsh*t. It's a python, the teeth wouldn't have gotten far enough in to hit silicone.

/funny as hell though

Unhip1: "Snake? Are you there? SNAKE? SNAAAAKE!!!!"


/obscure?



He's around here somewhere.

"suck out de poison"

Hiss,
Kiss,
Chomp,
Pop,
Gack!

Andrew Wiggin: Massa Damnata: /more eyebrow pencil please

her tits might be fake but her lips are all natural

Her nose sure is

Massa Damnata: /more eyebrow pencil please

Holy crap! I think I just got a case of the uncanny-divides.

Sarcastica75: Massa Damnata: /more eyebrow pencil please

that top lip.
that top... lip...

D-:

generally speaking it freaks me out when top lips have little or no definition and look like an inversed lower lip.

hers...

is just...

D-:

it has definition, its just a little to [her] left.

i looked up that clip on utube and it' posted there many times, often with 'sexy model' in the title. sexy? she looks like a tranny. feel sorry for that snake.

barefoot in the head: "suck out de poison"

Thank you.

/Afraid I would have to do it.

Massa Damnata: Andrew Wiggin: Massa Damnata: /more eyebrow pencil please

her tits might be fake but her lips are all natural

Her nose sure is

Ok ok... I am going to play internet grey knight here...

the only reason you think her nose is so large is because your penis is so small.

/grey knight FTW!

The Florida Tag: uncanny-divides


/more eyebrow pencil please

Vreenak x2: One for the boobs, one for the supposed cause of snake death.

Airius: Massa Damnata: Andrew Wiggin: Massa Damnata: /more eyebrow pencil please

her tits might be fake but her lips are all natural

Her nose sure is

Ok ok... I am going to play internet grey knight here...

the only reason you think her nose is so large is because your penis is so small.

/grey knight FTW!

It might seem large to you, I was referring to the bend.

unavailable for comment

/bite 'em in the asp

Massa Damnata: Airius: Massa Damnata: Andrew Wiggin: Massa Damnata: /more eyebrow pencil please

her tits might be fake but her lips are all natural

Her nose sure is

Ok ok... I am going to play internet grey knight here...

the only reason you think her nose is so large is because your penis is so small.

/grey knight FTW!

It might seem large to you, I was referring to the bend.

No one here wants to hear about how you are hating on her nose because your bent junk would be like a curled up hotdog tossed into a hallway.

Seriously just lay off her nose... it is perfectly suitable for nostril rape for those of us with more regular capabilities.

Reallyyy? cuz usually my snake comes alive after doing such sort of thing

The other snakes teased him until he finally committed suicide.

And yet, no ex-wife comments...

/leaving disappointed

Airius: Massa Damnata: Airius: Massa Damnata: Andrew Wiggin: Massa Damnata: /more eyebrow pencil please

her tits might be fake but her lips are all natural

Her nose sure is

Ok ok... I am going to play internet grey knight here...

the only reason you think her nose is so large is because your penis is so small.

/grey knight FTW!

It might seem large to you, I was referring to the bend.

No one here wants to hear about how you are hating on her nose because your bent junk would be like a curled up hotdog tossed into a hallway.

Seriously just lay off her nose... it is perfectly suitable for nostril rape for those of us with more regular capabilities.

The way snakes are programmed, she's very lucky it didn't react quicker and bite her tongue. I'm guessing one of her people bashed the snake's head in, in a fit of anger. Assuming she had silicone injections rather than deep implants and the snake actually got some silicone on it's fangs, medical grade silicone is not that toxic. I saw no report of Fox going to the hospital for toxic shock or implant replacement.