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(Abc.net.au) NewsFlash If smoke and explosions are any indicator, oil hits the anus at Japanese nuke plant   (abc.net.au) divider line 1142
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2011-03-12 05:54:53 AM
prjindigo: Best estimate of damage: They're gonna lose 2, 3 and 4.

Rough readings are 1.6 rem, not milli, not micro. The radiation is only going to get worse and the other three reactors are too close.

Everybody concentrated on #1 because it was the one in "worst" condition... the other three still have no power and were venting coolant, albeit at lower rates of loss.

About all we can do now is hope the guys working in the remaining units can get them under control before they die from irradiation trauma. Everybody there right now will die.

Yes, I wrote "trauma", not sickness.


aha, bad article! Still, it went chernobil. I wrote the above and stand by it.
 
2011-03-12 05:55:13 AM
bingethinker: No, no. An asteroid the size of Tokyo is going to hit the Rose Bowl tomorrow.

I thought the city of Tokyo was going to hit a bowl tomorrow.

/wait... what?
 
2011-03-12 05:55:13 AM
when the ceo of the american red cross makes 500k a year, i have a problem. if this person worked 60 hours a week for a year, 3120 hours a year. 160 dollars and hour.
 
2011-03-12 05:55:33 AM
iq_in_binary: aphexcoil: The Southern Dandy: NASA just announced that an asteroid the size of the Rose Bowl is expected to hit Tokyo tomorrow.

Source?

Whatever deity the Japanese pissed off. Probably Cthulu for portraying him as being attracted to teenage human schoolgirls.


Or worse, portraying Cthulhu AS a teenage human schoolgirl
i88.photobucket.com

Best description I could find (WARNING: TV TROPES LINK!)
 
2011-03-12 05:56:45 AM
December 7, 1941, NEVER FORGET!
 
2011-03-12 05:56:52 AM
FlyingLizardOfDoom: Drew, to help us farkers out, could you havce a special edition foobies.co.jp or something like that with only nippon boobies? Kthxbai!

HE'S GOT TEH YELLOW FEVR! QUARANTINE HIM!
 
2011-03-12 05:57:30 AM
<b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/6027879/67552847#c67552847">Uchiha_Cycliste</ a>:</b> <i>CrazyTalk: um I'm in Yokohama now, should I be worried
serious answer please, I'm freaked out as it is

I don't think so. Things seem to be winding down, in terms of new disasters coming your way. Things will be chaotic for a while I'd imagine, but not dangerous. Can you describe what exactly you fear for?</i>

Well a change in wind direction to blow all that stuff down here
another earthquake
a tsunami
 
2011-03-12 05:57:39 AM
DrBenway:

My theory is that he's also heavily invested in the alternate interpretation of BIE:

Booze Is Essential.

But that's just a theory.


Well, he *IS* a farker. I'd have just as soon simply assumed a bac over .08, just like everyone else here. To have to bring it up like that voluntarily points to a serious drinking problem, likely an empty bottle. (It's a real problem, sometimes).
 
2011-03-12 05:57:46 AM
What_Would_Jimi_Do: when the ceo of the american red cross makes 500k a year, i have a problem. if this person worked 60 hours a week for a year, 3120 hours a year. 160 dollars and hour.

He drops his own cash to get "farking there yesterday" and funny enough uses donations to the IRC to reduce his tax burden.

It's good to be the king.
 
2011-03-12 05:57:50 AM
What_Would_Jimi_Do: when the ceo of the american red cross makes 500k a year, i have a problem. if this person worked 60 hours a week for a year, 3120 hours a year. 160 dollars and hour.

And this is relevant to this thread on the Nuclear Plant problem in Japan, how?

/I am expressing no opinion on the post itself, this just isn't the time or place for that.
//Possibly you meant to post in another thread?
///Or are just an ass?
 
2011-03-12 05:59:08 AM
BackAssward: Notabunny: I swear, they never learn

That is so awesome... you make it?


Nope. Found it on the tubes.
 
2011-03-12 05:59:22 AM
prjindigo:
aha, bad article! Still, it went chernobil. I wrote the above and stand by it.


I shall make determinations with wrong snap judgments based on wrong information and will have to stand by it and hope it works out that way.

Maybe it's the "pot noodles" that went to your head and made you stupid?

Spiffy High Horse you got there. Can I borrow him if I ever need one? Sometime's mine's legs get tired because he doesn't get much exercise and you seem good with that breed of equine.
 
2011-03-12 05:59:52 AM
abhorrent1: December 7, 1941, NEVER FORGET!

2/10. Too obvious, already overplayed.

/If you really do mean it though, then you sure as hell live up to your Fark handle.
 
2011-03-12 06:00:33 AM
Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?
 
2011-03-12 06:00:40 AM
I tire of this! I'm going for a scuttle!
www.fistofblog.com

Actually, I'm just going to sleep. Work in five hours. Peace out!
 
2011-03-12 06:01:09 AM
I need a doctor to back me up on this one, but if I remember right, if you've gotten gotten a good dose of fallout, you can paint your upper front torso with a tincture of iodine or povidone-iodine starting at your neck and going to your navel to prevent thyroid damage.
 
2011-03-12 06:01:20 AM
Choc-Ful-A: I found this summary of the reactor crisis from StratFor helpful in making sense of the jibberish spewing out of CNN and other media sources.

*sigh* Stratfor's usually top-notch on this sort of thing, but their prose in this article is so unclear that it's impossible to tell whether they're discussing Daiichi or Chernobyl.
 
2011-03-12 06:01:32 AM
Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?

can I( get a beer or a fruit roll-up? pleeeeease?
 
2011-03-12 06:01:50 AM
Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?

Don't forget to grab something intoxicating... lady's choice.
 
2011-03-12 06:01:54 AM
Um 1.6 Rem is basically .016 Sieverts. You need more than 2 Sieverts to even die.
 
2011-03-12 06:02:10 AM
BackAssward: What_Would_Jimi_Do: when the ceo of the american red cross makes 500k a year, i have a problem. if this person worked 60 hours a week for a year, 3120 hours a year. 160 dollars and hour.

And this is relevant to this thread on the Nuclear Plant problem in Japan, how?

/I am expressing no opinion on the post itself, this just isn't the time or place for that.
//Possibly you meant to post in another thread?
///Or are just an ass?


if you want to help the japanese and truly the japanese the american red cross isn't the association to send funds to.
 
2011-03-12 06:02:30 AM
Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?

Another Coke PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE
 
2011-03-12 06:02:35 AM
^ get sick i mean
 
2011-03-12 06:02:37 AM
Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?

Wow. You really do have a small bladder.

And yes, i'm keeping notice of it!
 
2011-03-12 06:03:05 AM
What_Would_Jimi_Do: BackAssward: What_Would_Jimi_Do: when the ceo of the american red cross makes 500k a year, i have a problem. if this person worked 60 hours a week for a year, 3120 hours a year. 160 dollars and hour.

And this is relevant to this thread on the Nuclear Plant problem in Japan, how?

/I am expressing no opinion on the post itself, this just isn't the time or place for that.
//Possibly you meant to post in another thread?
///Or are just an ass?

if you want to help the japanese and truly the japanese the american red cross isn't the association to send funds to.


Where to then, for us Farkers who showed up late?
 
2011-03-12 06:03:45 AM
HOLY FARK what is on MSNBC right now! I need eye bleach stat.
 
2011-03-12 06:04:29 AM
BackAssward: What_Would_Jimi_Do: when the ceo of the american red cross makes 500k a year, i have a problem. if this person worked 60 hours a week for a year, 3120 hours a year. 160 dollars and hour.

And this is relevant to this thread on the Nuclear Plant problem in Japan, how?

/I am expressing no opinion on the post itself, this just isn't the time or place for that.
//Possibly you meant to post in another thread?
///Or are just an ass?


Just a guess, but he's probably referring to the idea of donating to them for aid to Japan?

really have to stretch to think of that one!
 
2011-03-12 06:04:35 AM
What_Would_Jimi_Do: BackAssward: What_Would_Jimi_Do: when the ceo of the american red cross makes 500k a year, i have a problem. if this person worked 60 hours a week for a year, 3120 hours a year. 160 dollars and hour.

And this is relevant to this thread on the Nuclear Plant problem in Japan, how?

/I am expressing no opinion on the post itself, this just isn't the time or place for that.
//Possibly you meant to post in another thread?
///Or are just an ass?

if you want to help the japanese and truly the japanese the american red cross isn't the association to send funds to.



Great... so maybe a thread on the Tsunami or Victims, not one about the technical difficulties if the plant? You will see, no one here is talking about Red Cross but you. Hardly on topic.
 
2011-03-12 06:04:41 AM
Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?

Pssh! Real farkers use Depends in times of crisis.
/Get me some Pediasure
 
2011-03-12 06:05:32 AM
moralpanic: Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?

Wow. You really do have a small bladder.

And yes, i'm keeping notice of it!


And she likes to advertise it!
 
2011-03-12 06:05:32 AM
This CNN guy is just about to break out into a Village People song.

/with the Navy, in the Navy. Same thing
 
2011-03-12 06:05:42 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste you get milk and/or jello. Have no beer or fruit rollups.
BackAssward I'm out of everything good like tequila. Only have whiskey left.
Third Day Mark You get a coke.
moralpanic Stop watching me pee. I got milk last time I was up, it runs straight through.
 
2011-03-12 06:05:47 AM
Just.. just.. goddammit, Japan. Goddammit so much.

/nuke worker
//yeah, this was the hot topic at work and we were struggling to find information
 
2011-03-12 06:05:49 AM
I was under the impression that Japan had switched to clean, safe and economical Mako reactors.
 
2011-03-12 06:05:56 AM
Old Huntstein: moralpanic: Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?

Wow. You really do have a small bladder.

And yes, i'm keeping notice of it!

And she likes to advertise it!


I know! It's so hawt!
 
2011-03-12 06:06:05 AM
moralpanic: Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?

Wow. You really do have a small bladder.

And yes, i'm keeping notice of it!


Or, she's been drinking and has already cracked the seal. Or she's an athlete and needs to be especially hydrated soon maybe as recovery or in preparation. How *DID* you hope to receive BIE when no-one knows you email address?
 
2011-03-12 06:07:05 AM
Shyla: Uchiha_Cycliste you get milk and/or jello. Have no beer or fruit rollups.
BackAssward I'm out of everything good like tequila. Only have whiskey left.
Third Day Mark You get a coke.
moralpanic Stop watching me pee. I got milk last time I was up, it runs straight through.


Well crud, you forgot me. :I
 
2011-03-12 06:07:23 AM
Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?


BIE?


/am i doing it right
 
2011-03-12 06:07:33 AM
Old Huntstein: moralpanic: Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?

Wow. You really do have a small bladder.

And yes, i'm keeping notice of it!

And she likes to advertise it!


Point taken. I'll shut up about it.
 
2011-03-12 06:07:39 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: moralpanic: Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?

Wow. You really do have a small bladder.

And yes, i'm keeping notice of it!

Or, she's been drinking and has already cracked the seal. Or she's an athlete and needs to be especially hydrated soon maybe as recovery or in preparation. How *DID* you hope to receive BIE when no-one knows you email address?


Damnit! I never got that far before!
 
2011-03-12 06:08:20 AM
Shyla: you get milk and/or jello.

Can I have the jello please? And maybe a little BAssAckward's whiskey? I promise I'll share.
 
2011-03-12 06:08:23 AM
I live and work in Japan. All my Japanese friends seem to have 100% consensus that fossil fuels are bad and nukes are good. This was today. Here the news isn't as sensationalized. Japanese are overly sensitive to radiation (not physically). The evacuations are a hypersensitive reaction to very stringent regulations.
 
2011-03-12 06:08:24 AM
I thought nuclear plants usually had control rods made up of neutron absorbers that would just fall into place around the nuclear reactants if power ever failed that would take it back down to sub critical? is that not how modern plants operate?
 
2011-03-12 06:08:25 AM
Bamboozler Pediasure for you.
 
2011-03-12 06:08:48 AM
Fox News "Dude" just said the aftershocks have been "pretty mello".

Mello...
 
2011-03-12 06:08:55 AM
Bamboozler: Shyla: Uchiha_Cycliste you get milk and/or jello. Have no beer or fruit rollups.
BackAssward I'm out of everything good like tequila. Only have whiskey left.
Third Day Mark You get a coke.
moralpanic Stop watching me pee. I got milk last time I was up, it runs straight through.

Well crud, you forgot me. :I


I'll share my jello.
 
2011-03-12 06:09:08 AM
Uchiha_Cycliste: Shyla: you get milk and/or jello.

Can I have the jello please? And maybe a little BAssAckward's whiskey? I promise I'll share.


You got it.
 
2011-03-12 06:09:20 AM
BackAssward: Great... so maybe a thread on the Tsunami or Victims, not one about the technical difficulties if the plant? You will see, no one here is talking about Red Cross but you. Hardly on topic.

This currently IS the thread for earthquake, tsunami, and victims (as well as the plant)

Everyone in thread #3 moved here once it went green, it's the current location to discuss any earthquake related topics, if his Red Cross comment bugs you then say so, but if there is any current place to discuss it this is it atm.

besides it serves a good purpose in a way too, it reminds people that in one way or another no matter where you do it, the people of Japan could use a lil hand right about now
 
2011-03-12 06:09:21 AM
Shyla: Old Huntstein: moralpanic: Shyla: Tinkle break. Anyone need anything while I'm up?

Wow. You really do have a small bladder.

And yes, i'm keeping notice of it!

And she likes to advertise it!

Point taken. I'll shut up about it.


I dunno, it IS as close as some of these farker get to knowing what a real woman is like.
 
2011-03-12 06:10:07 AM
Related: WHAT ROOF, exactly?

This is a multi-unit building and turbines are generally housed separate from reactors. And this is a bubbler. What went pop? Turbines have hydrogen on them, did the hydrogen go and take out a steam line? Or was this actually the reactor building/containment that went?

/not enough information
 
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