FARK.com: (6025314) Everything *is* upside down Down Under: Kiwi thieves break into a prison to steal that prison's television. Fark: The prison and police only discovered this after an unrelated fire in the prison

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		Everything is upside down Down Under: Kiwi thieves break into a prison to steal that prison's television. Fark: The prison and police only discovered this after an unrelated fire in the prison (stuff.co.nz)		15
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Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 01:31:21 PM

Nobody's here?
...yes, all alone...all alone at last! I finally have all the time in the world!

Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 01:32:37 PM

Now let me just adjust my glasses and...oh no!

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Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 01:36:18 PM

That's not fair. That's not fair at all. There was time now. There was all the time I needed...! That's not fair!

Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 01:37:34 PM

Well, I might as well do the sensible thing now...

Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 01:43:00 PM

Maybe the attacks will stop if I put on this mask that is coincidentally a reflection of my inner character!

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Oh crap, now it's stuck!

Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 01:45:46 PM

Oh, wait, it just came off. But now where is everybody? Can somebody helps me?

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I seem to be stuck in a narrative construct where everytime I experience hubris, I am struck down by cheap irony!

Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 01:49:14 PM

Maybe this symbol of 1950s consumerist anxiety will help me out?

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Nope, the doll just wants to kill me. Wow, this is a really rough day for me. It's like I stepped into some sort of zone which nominal reality isn't quite, in a metaphysical sense, day or night. Like teetering in the middle or something.

Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 01:54:19 PM

Oh, thank God, looks like I'm saved! Thank you SWAT KATS! Pick me up, I'm right here! No, you're flying too fast, slow down SWAT KATS, SLOW DOWN!

Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 01:55:04 PM

SWAT KATS NOOOOOOOOO!

Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 02:01:00 PM

Oh, thank God! It was a horrible dream. A dream within a dream.
But, it's funny...I feel as if someone implanted a memory or an idea in me...

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Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 02:06:38 PM

...and then I became a Jansenist donkey who then died. The End.

DemonEater		2011-03-11 02:12:02 PM

Wow. I came here to post something mildly obscure, and found an amazing piece of performance art by somebody I have favourited in teh funny blue, cryptically, as "blwaaaaahwawerrrrraaggh dfrrragggth. Thhhhssssrrrrup."

I feel some comment about Perth getting pick-pocketed would just be wasting my time now.

Jonathan Hohensee		2011-03-11 02:17:06 PM

DemonEater: Wow. I came here to post something mildly obscure, and found an amazing piece of performance art by somebody I have favourited in teh funny blue, cryptically, as "blwaaaaahwawerrrrraaggh dfrrragggth. Thhhhssssrrrrup."

I feel some comment about Perth getting pick-pocketed would just be wasting my time now.

What? Huh? Who said that?
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