The Make-A-Wish Foundation comes through.

gwydion56: erik-k: "The sad thing is, he said to us 'My mom makes me work there,'" said Agent Erik Smoot with the Alcoholic Beverage Law Enforcement Commission. "So there's a DHS case now pending based on that."

What the hell does the Department of Homeland Farking Security have to do with a strip club bust?

How far is this cancer going to metastasize before it's put out of its misery?

/Don't answer that
//This is the same country that's been waging a War on Some Drugs for a third of a century, no matter how incredibly obvious it is they've lost

I would imagine the TSA has been called in to search the girls for explosive devices.

/Just a guess.

assume you are trolling, but DHS in this case is department of human services

FTA: He goes to school; he sees what nobody should see at 14.

As being 14 once, I respectfully disagree wholeheartedly with this statement.

correct me if i an wrong but...

DHS - Dept of Homeland Security
HHS - dept of Health and Human Services

/too much cold meds
//not enough cold meds

BlippityBleep: FTA: He goes to school; he sees what nobody should see at 14.

As being 14 once, I respectfully disagree wholeheartedly with this statement.

Agreed. The reporter is a prudish ninny.

Furnishing alcoholic beverages to an intoxicated person?

Simulating sex acts?

Um, do these people know how alcohol works? Do they know how strip clubs work?

The only thing that should surprise anyone here is that the asshats think that these are things that no 14 year old boy should see.

A) The internet.
B) *Every* 14 year old boy, gay or straight, would think that hanging around in a strip club is a boatload of awesome.


These jack-holes just completely ruined this kid having emperor status at his high school.

cyks: FTA: "It's not an environment that even a boy wants to work in."

...bullshiat.

You're thinking it was a real nice strip club with the women not looking like drugged out 30 year olds. It was probably a real rat hole strip club.

Coming on a Bicycle: That he works until 2 AM on weekdays is bad, but I suppose everybody gets all worked up about the fact that he might accidentally see boobage.

Read the comments. The kid responded, saying that his mom only *lets* him work there on nights when he doesn't have school the next day, and she doesn't make him work there.

You'd have to be as gay as a pride parade riding my little ponies through a field of singing lilies to not think that working at a strip club at 14 is a bucket of awesome.

The kid's story of events *obviously* makes more sense.

Wait, illegal sex acts? Which ones are those, exactly? Necrophilia? Rape?

I farking hate the morality police. Is someone's body currently flooded with some sort of pleasure? Well, we'd better arrest someone STAT!

The idea that sex is bad is religious and this woman is being persecuted like a witch.

Regarding the kid, I'd ask HIM if he felt exploited or abused and believe what he said.

"It was kind of shocking," said Erik Smoot, an agent with the ABLE Commission.

He must be new if he's still shocked by something like this.

borg: What a 14-year-old employed at strip club might look like.

/He won an Oscar over Francis Ford Coppola.

Came here for Fosse reference, leaving satisfied.

steamingpile: Mogani: i like how in the video one of the charges against her was selling alcohol to people all ready drunk....

How the fark is that a crime? Hell most friday nights they could shut down our local bars by 7 pm, what the fark Oklahoma? Even georgia doesnt have a law as idiotic as that, I would put money on MADD being behind that stupid shiat.

/i wanted to be drunk in a bar
//they threw me into pub-lic
///arrest them

Dude, if I get drunk in a bar that means I should finish my drink and leave.

I don't like it when obviously drunk people behave badly in bars. I give them the consideration I wish others would give to me.

But then, I live in pgh and I've never seen anyone arrested for drunk in public. That's just something extra they slap on if you do some other stupid illegal shiat first.
/so glad I don't live in a small college town anymore

bugmn99: Looks nice a nice place to go on a Friday night if you're looking to get robbed and stabbed.

that's what most of the bars in oklahoma look like. Since i live in tulsa oklahoma i should know.

The law says they are too drunk to stay, and if they leave they are intoxicated in public? Just outlaw alcohol and be done.

Here's her BFF's wall talking about falling off the stage
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1197840568&sk=wall

This is a hoot.

Epic: https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=187361854633069&id=10000077766 9371