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2011-03-10 10:44:16 PM
Florida tag? Subby, are you a moran?

It happened in Miami, OKLAHOMA.
Or possibly "MAIMI, Oklahoma".
Or possibly MI O MI, Oklahoma.
But nowhere near Florida.
 
2011-03-10 11:03:34 PM
i795.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-11 12:49:55 AM
Walker:
Florida tag? Subby, are you a moran?

It happened in Miami, OKLAHOMA.
Or possibly "MAIMI, Oklahoma".
Or possibly MI O MI, Oklahoma.
But nowhere near Florida.


subby here. I didn't tag it Florida.
 
2011-03-11 01:22:58 AM
It is pronounced Mi am uh.
 
2011-03-11 01:24:39 AM
Sex Cauldron?! They closed that place down years ago.
 
2011-03-11 01:25:55 AM
His mom looks like ten miles of bad road about 7 cups of coffee past "alert".
 
2011-03-11 01:28:05 AM

usernameguy: Sex Cauldron?! They closed that place down years ago.


Are they talkin' about the bordello?
 
2011-03-11 01:29:02 AM
FTA: "It's not an environment that even a boy wants to work in."

...bullshiat.
 
2011-03-11 01:30:08 AM
FTA: Jessica Crosby, 19, arrested for furnishing alcoholic beverages to an intoxicated person (2 counts).

Kristy Benton, 32, citation issued for performance of simulated or sex acts.

Veleda Decatur, 18, citation issued for performance of simulated or sex acts.

Jesie Mitzel, 30, citation issued for performance of simulated or sex acts.

Candice Nenneman, 24, cited for performance of simulated or sex acts.


This doesn't help us at all! We need stage names, dammit!
 
2011-03-11 01:30:55 AM
what the kid might look like:

Youtube video /white horrible music (new window)
 
2011-03-11 01:31:30 AM
Jesus Christ..
with! not white...
 
2011-03-11 01:32:34 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

What a 14-year-old employed at strip club might look like.

/He won an Oscar over Francis Ford Coppola.
 
2011-03-11 01:32:35 AM

DevilsHorns J: FTA: Destiny, 19, arrested for furnishing alcoholic beverages to an intoxicated person (2 counts).

Kristal, 32, citation issued for performance of simulated or sex acts.

Chrissy, 18, citation issued for performance of simulated or sex acts.

Angel, 30, citation issued for performance of simulated or sex acts.

Candi, 24, cited for performance of simulated or sex acts.

This doesn't help us at all! We need stage names, dammit!

 
2011-03-11 01:35:56 AM
Came for Bart working the door.
 
2011-03-11 01:41:57 AM
Veleda Decatur:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001536771497

18 and working in a strip club, but graduating HS in 2012. With stuff like this from her Facebook profile, I have no idea why:

About Veledalynn im veledalynn i go by veleda or V its what it is.
I have an amazing son KAEDEN DREW GOINS hes my world my everything and wouldnt trade hm for anything i had him when i was 17 im the best mommy there is and would do anthing for MY baby boy! the end:]
 
2011-03-11 01:45:12 AM
Bonus! She started working on Wednesday at the earliest. Now I just feel bad.
 
2011-03-11 01:48:47 AM
for performance of simulated or sex acts.

Ummm... isn't that kinda what strip clubs are for?
 
2011-03-11 01:50:11 AM
i like how in the video one of the charges against her was selling alcohol to people all ready drunk....
 
2011-03-11 01:50:24 AM
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2011-03-11 01:52:08 AM
From the article's comments section:

Chet14
2 hours ago+5
Share | Flag
I'm the the Body Shop owner's son and I just want to clear up a couple of things. The statement that Agent Eric Smoot said "My mom makes me work there" is false. I never said that and I do not think that. Also the article makes it sounds like I work on school nights, I do not, my mom only lets me work when I don't have school the next day.


Incrimating evidence FTW!
 
2011-03-11 01:53:41 AM
FTA: It's not an environment that even a boy wants to work in.

My first instinct is to say: bullcrap. But really, I need to see pictures of the strippers first. Do they have all of their teeth? Are they working their way through college or are they working for meth and gas money to get to Talledega?
 
2011-03-11 01:54:41 AM
This is the National Air and Space Museum, isn't it?
 
2011-03-11 01:54:42 AM
"The sad thing is, he said to us 'My mom makes me work there,'" said Agent Erik Smoot with the Alcoholic Beverage Law Enforcement Commission. "So there's a DHS case now pending based on that."

What the hell does the Department of Homeland Farking Security have to do with a strip club bust?

How far is this cancer going to metastasize before it's put out of its misery?

/Don't answer that
//This is the same country that's been waging a War on Some Drugs for a third of a century, no matter how incredibly obvious it is they've lost
 
2011-03-11 01:56:10 AM

Mogani: i like how in the video one of the charges against her was selling alcohol to people all ready drunk....


How the fark is that a crime? Hell most friday nights they could shut down our local bars by 7 pm, what the fark Oklahoma? Even georgia doesnt have a law as idiotic as that, I would put money on MADD being behind that stupid shiat.

/i wanted to be drunk in a bar
//they threw me into pub-lic
///arrest them
 
2011-03-11 01:58:12 AM

erik-k: What the hell does the Department of Homeland Farking Security have to do with a strip club bust?


Pretty sure that DHS stands for department of health services.

/if you were being sarcasmic then just ignore this
 
2011-03-11 02:00:04 AM

Tapakip: Veleda Decatur:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001536771497

18 and working in a strip club, but graduating HS in 2012. With stuff like this from her Facebook profile, I have no idea why:

About Veledalynn im veledalynn i go by veleda or V its what it is.
I have an amazing son KAEDEN DREW GOINS hes my world my everything and wouldnt trade hm for anything i had him when i was 17 im the best mommy there is and would do anthing for MY baby boy! the end:]


From her Wall:

Veledalynn Decatur
Omg i didnt know we had a space stayition in space!
Monday at 6:18am via Text Message
 
2011-03-11 02:00:28 AM
He's working until two in the morning. He goes to school; he sees what nobody should every boy wants to see at 14.

Fixed that for them.
 
2011-03-11 02:01:03 AM

cyks: FTA: "It's not an environment that even a boy wants to work in."

...bullshiat.


Hahaha. Are the Feds so clueless or just super square?
 
2011-03-11 02:30:26 AM
She was arrested last Friday on charges of selling alcohol to people who were already drunk, allowing drunks to stay on the property,

Have a drink feller- than leave immediately. Is that the law?
 
2011-03-11 02:32:43 AM
FTFA: he sees what nobody should see at 14.

I discovered the internet at 12.
By the time I was 14, I had seen at least a dozen acts involving 6 foot wide tentacles with 4 foot tall anime girls.
I'm sure the worst thing he saw was the spark dying in girls barely older than he.
 
2011-03-11 04:10:10 AM

Tapakip: Veleda Decatur:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001536771497

18 and working in a strip club, but graduating HS in 2012. With stuff like this from her Facebook profile, I have no idea why:

About Veledalynn im veledalynn i go by veleda or V its what it is.
I have an amazing son KAEDEN DREW GOINS hes my world my everything and wouldnt trade hm for anything i had him when i was 17 im the best mommy there is and would do anthing for MY baby boy! the end:]


What?! An 18 year old stripper in high school with a baby that likes shows like TEEN MOM & JERSEY SHORE?! No farkin' way!

MTV ruined this biatch...
 
2011-03-11 04:21:09 AM
LOL Haemaker (that was a great episode -- and that was a great scene!)
 
2011-03-11 04:27:33 AM

JWF85:
From her Wall:

Veledalynn Decatur
Omg i didnt know we had a space stayition in space!
Monday at 6:18am via Text Message


I feel bad for her, but I also feel happy for her excitement. Some people are very blase about the space station (self included). She sees it as an awesome event. I need to have more of her pure enthusiasm. But yeah, it doesn't look right for her to not know there's a space station.

Is that something people should know through osmosis, or is it a fault of popular culture where space stations aren't really discussed, but reality shows are?

It's too bad there's no reality show in space. That would have been epic, as long there were no (inter)national security censorship.
 
2011-03-11 04:28:34 AM
Who wants to see a 14yo boy dancing around in a sequin g-string and body glitter, or sliding up and down the pole, begging for dollar bills?
 
2011-03-11 04:29:24 AM

Tapakip: From the article's comments section:

Chet14
2 hours ago+5
Share | Flag
I'm the the Body Shop owner's son and I just want to clear up a couple of things. The statement that Agent Eric Smoot said "My mom makes me work there" is false. I never said that and I do not think that. Also the article makes it sounds like I work on school nights, I do not, my mom only lets me work when I don't have school the next day.


Incrimating evidence FTW!


If that's real, are the cops gonna claim that his mom forced him to write that, or that she wrote that for him, though? If that isn't real, oh well.
 
2011-03-11 04:33:55 AM

RatMaster999: Who wants to see a 14yo boy dancing around in a sequin g-string and body glitter, or sliding up and down the pole, begging for dollar bills?


cdn.newsone.com

but only if they're Dominican

2.bp.blogspot.com

but only if they bring meth to the pulpit

3.bp.blogspot.com

but only if they have dicks countrywide, and don't mind living in his basement
 
2011-03-11 04:39:53 AM
Naked Okie women in some backwater town?

These are not the ladies a young Bob Fosse saw and romantacized.
 
2011-03-11 04:43:07 AM

hammettman: Naked Okie women in some backwater town?

These are not the ladies a young Bob Fosse saw and romantacized.


yeah, they're all corndog bait loving skanks. (link not safe for work)
 
2011-03-11 04:59:56 AM
That he works until 2 AM on weekdays is bad, but I suppose everybody gets all worked up about the fact that he might accidentally see boobage.
 
2011-03-11 05:22:54 AM

Coming on a Bicycle: That he works until 2 AM on weekdays is bad, but I suppose everybody gets all worked up about the fact that he might accidentally see boobage.


I work until 2am on weekdays. With co-eds.

/still hoping to see some boobage
 
2011-03-11 05:32:16 AM

JWF85: Tapakip: Veleda Decatur:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001536771497

18 and working in a strip club, but graduating HS in 2012. With stuff like this from her Facebook profile, I have no idea why:

About Veledalynn im veledalynn i go by veleda or V its what it is.
I have an amazing son KAEDEN DREW GOINS hes my world my everything and wouldnt trade hm for anything i had him when i was 17 im the best mommy there is and would do anthing for MY baby boy! the end:]

From her Wall:

Veledalynn Decatur
Omg i didnt know we had a space stayition in space!
Monday at 6:18am via Text Message


Another post:

Veledalynn Decatur
And there's this boy better then anyother he dont just got my hand he has my heart ♥ kaeden ♥


Good. God. Almighty.
 
2011-03-11 05:56:28 AM
kotv.images.worldnow.com

Looks nice a nice place to go on a Friday night if you're looking to get robbed and stabbed.
 
2011-03-11 07:33:56 AM
its funny how that news sites refers to him as a 14 year old boy and not as a teenager. i suppose theyll save that term for when he commits a crime in a few weeks
 
2011-03-11 08:08:13 AM

bugmn99: Looks nice a nice place to go on a Friday night if you're looking to get robbed and stabbed.


The stepladder out front adds to the ambiance.
 
2011-03-11 08:15:43 AM
"It's not an environment that even a boy wants to work in. He's working until two in the morning. He goes to school; he sees what nobody should see at 14.

Unless the kid has a mop and a bucket and gets called to clean out the VIP room, it's the job I dreamed of ever since my father took my to the bowling alley and I saw Tammy dancing on the bar for beer money.

Still got a thing for white go go boots and fringe leather mini skirts.
 
2011-03-11 08:18:23 AM
I am outraged! Outraged I say that I was mowing lawns at this age and did not have this kids same opportunity!

/The green lawns.
 
2011-03-11 08:22:39 AM

erik-k: "The sad thing is, he said to us 'My mom makes me work there,'" said Agent Erik Smoot with the Alcoholic Beverage Law Enforcement Commission. "So there's a DHS case now pending based on that."

What the hell does the Department of Homeland Farking Security have to do with a strip club bust?

How far is this cancer going to metastasize before it's put out of its misery?

/Don't answer that
//This is the same country that's been waging a War on Some Drugs for a third of a century, no matter how incredibly obvious it is they've lost


I would imagine the TSA has been called in to search the girls for explosive devices.

/Just a guess.
 
2011-03-11 08:29:59 AM

bugmn99: Looks nice a nice place to go on a Friday night if you're looking to get robbed and stabbed.


In that order.
 
2011-03-11 08:32:44 AM

JWF85: Are they talkin' about the bordello?


No! The burlesque house. So just keep your mouth shut.
 
2011-03-11 09:08:20 AM
Link (new window, Grandpa Simpson animated form)
 
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