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(Sun Sentinel)   A Florida couple having sex in a car was charged with "unnatural behavior". I wonder what kind of sex counts as "unnatural behavior" in Florida. Maybe the lights were on and their eyes were open?   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 134
    More: Florida, Broward Sheriff's Office, Jennifer Bakely, Broward  
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2011-03-10 02:12:01 AM
Consensual sex in the missionary position.
 
2011-03-10 02:19:44 AM
Bigfoot mounting an aligator, also consensual.
 
2011-03-10 02:22:58 AM
Farking snitches can't just let the people enjoy themselves.
 
2011-03-10 02:23:44 AM
Florida? Driving at more than 15 m.p.h., not having your turn signal on for 40 miles, that sort of thing.
 
2011-03-10 02:24:59 AM
Sex between two consenting adult humans is unnatural in Florida.

Or at least uncommon.
 
2011-03-10 02:28:04 AM

tankjr: Consensual sex in the missionary position.


You sick bastard.
 
2011-03-10 02:31:37 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

just guessing
 
2011-03-10 02:32:23 AM
Unnatural behavior in FLA?

FTA: he'd done her laundry
 
2011-03-10 02:33:37 AM
Unnatural- so they weren't related?
 
2011-03-10 02:33:38 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-10 02:36:33 AM
Nah, none of that. They didn't take oxys and do some coke first.
 
2011-03-10 02:43:48 AM
img651.imageshack.us
 
2011-03-10 02:45:47 AM
Not a republican scandal. it wasn't male on male in a public bathroom.
 
2011-03-10 02:49:21 AM
Girls will do ANYTHING for Justin Bieber

Bieberhair + Pooper = Winning

i20.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-10 02:50:13 AM
Unnatural in that mornings in Florida are for recovering from meth benders
 
2011-03-10 02:54:19 AM
FTA "A passer-by glanced inside the Mercedes and saw the sex act under way "


More like some busy body prude, probably a member of those Red Hat Society biatches.

This is the exact reason why my Maybach has curtains.
 
2011-03-10 02:56:10 AM
because he had recently done her laundry.

Giggity.
 
2011-03-10 02:58:45 AM
Most likely he put it in her anus or had fingers in there I am guessing I can't be worried to research it but in some places that is illegal.
 
2011-03-10 03:13:38 AM
shiat, I didn't know you could be arrested for that. I guess all those late nights in high school in the backseat were illegal.
 
2011-03-10 03:16:44 AM
BesiktasBoy83 2011-03-10 02:58:45 AM
...in her anus or had fingers in there I am guessing I can't be worried to research it but in some places that is illegal.


Uh, fap?
 
2011-03-10 03:37:48 AM
huh I thought the charge for sex in public was indecent exposure regardless of the hole
 
2011-03-10 03:43:27 AM
This is something that actually happened. I wonder if fark admins will approve better/more subtle headline? Nope, so maybe I'll write a crappy one?

/crappy headline is crappy
 
2011-03-10 04:00:30 AM
Wait? In the state that had all that trouble outlawing sex with goats? (new window includes pic of what a goat may look like) and still seems to be okay with it? (bills keep passing one or the other house and not making it, last I knew.)
Wasn't aware Florida considered anything unnatural sex unless it was between two consenting adults wanting to be married and sharing a gender.
 
2011-03-10 04:01:38 AM
Sober?
 
2011-03-10 04:14:20 AM

BesiktasBoy83: Most likely he put it in her anus or had fingers in there I am guessing I can't be worried to research it but in some places that is illegal.


are you 12?
 
2011-03-10 04:27:05 AM
henryhillare you 12?

That's what teacher said before she turned me into a man.
 
2011-03-10 04:47:38 AM
How can I judge these people if we can't see whether the chick was hot or not. Bet she wasn't.
 
2011-03-10 04:54:55 AM

henryhill: BesiktasBoy83: Most likely he put it in her anus or had fingers in there I am guessing I can't be worried to research it but in some places that is illegal.

are you 12?


I see you're unfamiliar with BesiktasBoy83's posts. 12 is generous.
 
2011-03-10 05:10:26 AM
Clearly, opossums and an Automated Milking System were involved to some extent...
 
2011-03-10 05:55:11 AM
sex is against the law.
 
2011-03-10 06:03:07 AM
go f__ yourself henryhill and onmyojiomn.
Sorry I know thats rude but I don't have time for fools like you today. Come back at me if you want but I swear I will put you ignore. Just take your mediceine and stfu.
Thanks
 
2011-03-10 06:06:22 AM

BesiktasBoy83: go f__ yourself henryhill and onmyojiomn.
Sorry I know thats rude but I don't have time for fools like you today. Come back at me if you want but I swear I will put you ignore. Just take your mediceine and stfu.
Thanks


You "don't have time for fools like him", and yet you're posting on Fark.

U mad? U mad.
 
2011-03-10 06:12:49 AM

TsukasaK: BesiktasBoy83: go f__ yourself henryhill and onmyojiomn.
Sorry I know thats rude but I don't have time for fools like you today. Come back at me if you want but I swear I will put you ignore. Just take your mediceine and stfu.
Thanks

You "don't have time for fools like him", and yet you're posting on Fark.

U mad? U mad.


In the time it took you to write that i probably made more money than you will in a day. you shoudl stay out of this son.
 
2011-03-10 06:18:45 AM

BesiktasBoy83: TsukasaK: BesiktasBoy83: go f__ yourself henryhill and onmyojiomn.
Sorry I know thats rude but I don't have time for fools like you today. Come back at me if you want but I swear I will put you ignore. Just take your mediceine and stfu.
Thanks

You "don't have time for fools like him", and yet you're posting on Fark.

U mad? U mad.

In the time it took you to write that i probably made more money than you will in a day. you shoudl stay out of this son.


Judging by your grammar and spelling, I highly doubt this.
 
2011-03-10 06:25:00 AM

fisker: BesiktasBoy83: TsukasaK: BesiktasBoy83: go f__ yourself henryhill and onmyojiomn.
Sorry I know thats rude but I don't have time for fools like you today. Come back at me if you want but I swear I will put you ignore. Just take your mediceine and stfu.
Thanks

You "don't have time for fools like him", and yet you're posting on Fark.

U mad? U mad.

In the time it took you to write that i probably made more money than you will in a day. you shoudl stay out of this son.

Judging by your grammar and spelling, I highly doubt this.


lol read my profile loser. You try working and then having fun on the net using yr 3rd language. Anyway gtg. Reply if you wqant I wont see it.
 
2011-03-10 06:27:45 AM
Had to be the ugliest, most bitter lifeguard in the world. Who calls the cops on a guy getting a beej in his car?
 
2011-03-10 06:29:44 AM

BesiktasBoy83: fisker: BesiktasBoy83: TsukasaK: BesiktasBoy83: go f__ yourself henryhill and onmyojiomn.
Sorry I know thats rude but I don't have time for fools like you today. Come back at me if you want but I swear I will put you ignore. Just take your mediceine and stfu.
Thanks

You "don't have time for fools like him", and yet you're posting on Fark.

U mad? U mad.

In the time it took you to write that i probably made more money than you will in a day. you shoudl stay out of this son.

Judging by your grammar and spelling, I highly doubt this.

lol read my profile loser. You try working and then having fun on the net using yr 3rd language. Anyway gtg. Reply if you wqant I wont see it.


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2011-03-10 06:29:47 AM

krackpipe: Had to be the ugliest, most bitter lifeguard in the world. Who calls the cops on a guy getting a beej in his car?


Well, car jacking IS against the law you know.
 
2011-03-10 06:32:42 AM

fisker: You try working and then having fun on the net using yr 3rd language. Anyway gtg. Reply if you wqant I wont see it.


By the way, this sentence makes NO FCUCKING SENSE AT ALL
 
2011-03-10 06:33:36 AM

fisker: Judging by your grammar and spelling, I highly doubt this.


He makes so much money and has so little time, he can't be bothered to spell right.

In fact, I bet he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2011-03-10 06:36:58 AM

TsukasaK: fisker: Judging by your grammar and spelling, I highly doubt this.

He makes so much money and has so little time, he can't be bothered to spell right.

In fact, I bet he has to be at the gym in 26 minutes.


Dude is already in the gym. It's his expensive secretary that f*cked up the the translation. Does he need to fire a biatch?
 
2011-03-10 06:39:28 AM
lol guys you should get some humour....
in the meanwhile I'll just laugh at you. Keep going this is great.
 
2011-03-10 06:45:00 AM
www.sun-sentinel.com

Engaging in a sex act with that could be considered by some as unnatural. I wonder what she looks like? No, I don't want to know.

Lebowitz told deputies he and Bakely were "just fooling around" because he had recently done her laundry.

jesus. That has to be the weirdest thing to get aroused over.
 
2011-03-10 06:49:50 AM

BesiktasBoy83: Most likely he put it in her anus or had fingers in there I am guessing I can't be worried to research it but in some places that is illegal.


But I was looking for my father's watch, which she put there for safekeeping...
 
2011-03-10 06:50:33 AM
Meh...

The cops didn't see money change hands. THAT was what made it "unnatural"...

And cue the "Leave Britney Alone" kid .jpg, but 'shopped to say BesiktasBoy83...
 
2011-03-10 06:57:11 AM

BesiktasBoy83: fisker: BesiktasBoy83: TsukasaK: BesiktasBoy83: go f__ yourself henryhill and onmyojiomn.
Sorry I know thats rude but I don't have time for fools like you today. Come back at me if you want but I swear I will put you ignore. Just take your mediceine and stfu.
Thanks

You "don't have time for fools like him", and yet you're posting on Fark.

U mad? U mad.

In the time it took you to write that i probably made more money than you will in a day. you shoudl stay out of this son.

Judging by your grammar and spelling, I highly doubt this.

lol read my profile loser. You try working and then having fun on the net using yr 3rd language. Anyway gtg. Reply if you wqant I wont see it.


fc02.deviantart.net

Move along people, nothing to see here.
 
2011-03-10 07:41:26 AM
geometryfor.me
 
2011-03-10 08:00:58 AM
www.chestees.com

Unnatural? Were the in the backseat of a Volkswagen?
 
2011-03-10 08:05:14 AM

StrikitRich: Unnatural? Were the in the backseat of a Volkswagen?


That's what I was looking for.

/leaving satisfied.
 
2011-03-10 08:11:32 AM
Hmmm. Using lingerie as ligatures is not normally consensual.
 
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