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(Some Guy)   ...and then he lit a cigarette while in the police choke hold   (kegl.com) divider line 79
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2011-03-09 06:41:13 PM
If Fark had a crazy-ass criminal Olympics, this guy would win a medal.
 
2011-03-09 07:03:01 PM
Ricky, is that you?
 
2011-03-09 07:03:57 PM

SmackLT: If Fark had a crazy-ass criminal Olympics, this guy would win a medal.


And he is NOT repping Florida.

/thank god
 
2011-03-09 07:04:54 PM
Hero?
 
2011-03-09 07:05:36 PM

""Through the gap in the door, the officers could see that, upon hearing this, Roberts turned over face down on the toilet, placed his hands on the ground, and arched his anus up towards the stall door. Based on his behavior officers believed that Roberts was under the influence of narcotics."

it only gets better. Download the full report here..."


Um, no thanks. I'll take your word on the rest of the report.

 
2011-03-09 07:06:12 PM
"Through the gap in the door, the officers could see that, upon hearing this, Roberts turned over face down on the toilet, placed his hands on the ground, and arched his anus up towards the stall door. Based on his behavior officers believed that Roberts was under the influence of narcotics."

You don't say.
 
2011-03-09 07:07:35 PM
Dad?
 
2011-03-09 07:07:39 PM
Doesn't sound like meth, shiat this crazy has to be PCP.
 
2011-03-09 07:07:49 PM
Meth, one hellava drug!
 
2011-03-09 07:08:40 PM

skinink: ""Through the gap in the door, the officers could see that, upon hearing this, Roberts turned over face down on the toilet, placed his hands on the ground, and arched his anus up towards the stall door. Based on his behavior officers believed that Roberts was under the influence of narcotics."

it only gets better. Download the full report here..."


Um, no thanks. I'll take your word on the rest of the report.


Waitin' for the movie, huh?
 
2011-03-09 07:09:08 PM
He actually did not get the cigarette lit.

And only had .39 grams of meth (not including what he already smoked).

/RTFPR
 
2011-03-09 07:09:23 PM
Well, he sure wasn't stalling for time.
 
2011-03-09 07:09:40 PM
Damnit! Charlie Sheen you are not making things easier on yourself.
 
2011-03-09 07:11:12 PM

tukatz: Hero?


Even I deserved the Hero tag more than this guy, and I'm a schmuck.
 
2011-03-09 07:11:16 PM

skinink: ""Through the gap in the door, the officers could see that, upon hearing this, Roberts turned over face down on the toilet, placed his hands on the ground, and arched his anus up towards the stall door. Based on his behavior officers believed that Roberts was under the influence of narcotics."

it only gets better. Download the full report here..."
Um, no thanks. I'll take your word on the rest of the report.


You really should read it, farking comedy gold I tell ya
 
2011-03-09 07:11:19 PM
So what district does he represent?
 
2011-03-09 07:11:22 PM
Winking your ringmeat provocatively at Officers through the gap in the stall door isn't normal... But on Meth it is.
 
2011-03-09 07:13:23 PM
Awesome!
 
2011-03-09 07:13:49 PM
STYLE!!!
 
2011-03-09 07:13:55 PM
Sounds BAD ASS, leaves shaking head.
 
2011-03-09 07:15:07 PM
Check out the report, it was a hell of a read. He was moaning in enjoyment while three cops srtuggled to get him under control. That's some crazy shiat right there...
 
2011-03-09 07:15:44 PM

rebelyell2006: And only had .39 grams of meth


"under the influence of narcotics."

Why is a stimulant a 'narcotic'?
 
2011-03-09 07:18:50 PM

reveal101: Check out the report, it was a hell of a read. He was moaning in enjoyment while three cops struggled to get him under control. That's some crazy shiat right there...


He wanted to be farked, dominated and beaten.
 
2011-03-09 07:19:04 PM

pdkl95: rebelyell2006: And only had .39 grams of meth

"under the influence of narcotics."

Why is a stimulant a 'narcotic'?


Why is grass classified as a "narcotic"?

/legal definition of the word is asinine
 
2011-03-09 07:19:39 PM
That flight sounds like a nightmare. There's always at least one douche in that kind of situation that is very loud about his (or her) displeasure, as if the rest of the people on board aren't going through it as well. I think the tension caused by people like that would be worse than the waiting.

Glad everyone is okay.
 
2011-03-09 07:21:10 PM

misanthropic1: Why is grass classified as a "narcotic"?


At least grass could theoretically fall under the "sleep inducing, pain relieving " part of the definition.

/still doesn't make it a narcotic
 
2011-03-09 07:21:55 PM
Radio Raheem?
 
2011-03-09 07:24:16 PM
Where does a naked guy keep cigarettes??
 
2011-03-09 07:25:14 PM

Pyro Messiah: That flight sounds like a nightmare. There's always at least one douche in that kind of situation that is very loud about his (or her) displeasure, as if the rest of the people on board aren't going through it as well. I think the tension caused by people like that would be worse than the waiting.

Glad everyone is okay.


WAT
 
2011-03-09 07:26:00 PM
Bong Boy's gay brother?
 
2011-03-09 07:26:43 PM

CaesarSneezy: Pyro Messiah: That flight sounds like a nightmare. There's always at least one douche in that kind of situation that is very loud about his (or her) displeasure, as if the rest of the people on board aren't going through it as well. I think the tension caused by people like that would be worse than the waiting.

Glad everyone is okay.

WAT


Wrong thread.

/Yay me!
 
2011-03-09 07:27:43 PM

pdkl95: misanthropic1: Why is grass classified as a "narcotic"?

At least grass could theoretically fall under the "sleep inducing, pain relieving " part of the definition.

/still doesn't make it a narcotic


I'm inclined to agree with you, take it up with the federal government; they're the ones that hijacked the term to mean "any substance we arbitrarily dislike or find it profitable to ban".
 
2011-03-09 07:27:50 PM
That article sense made none.
 
2011-03-09 07:29:22 PM
Does meth make you gay?
 
2011-03-09 07:29:31 PM
 
2011-03-09 07:30:01 PM
What is proof that tobacco is seriously addictive?

They told my answer had to be in the form of a question.
 
2011-03-09 07:31:15 PM

fusillade762: Where does a naked guy keep cigarettes??


Sticks one behind his ear for emergencies.
 
2011-03-09 07:33:22 PM

fusillade762: Where does a naked guy keep cigarettes??


Behind his ears.
 
2011-03-09 07:38:10 PM

Mr. Potatoass: fusillade762: Where does a naked guy keep cigarettes??

Behind his ears.


FTFY
 
2011-03-09 07:38:40 PM
This dude is going to like it in PMITA prison!
 
2011-03-09 07:45:38 PM

SmackLT: If Fark had a crazy-ass criminal Olympics, this guy would win a medal.


Wouldn't that be crazy ass-criminal Olympics?
 
2011-03-09 07:45:40 PM

fusillade762: Where does a naked guy keep cigarettes??


On the floor next to the toilet.
 
2011-03-09 07:46:21 PM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Mr. Potatoass: fusillade762: Where does a naked guy keep cigarettes??

Behind his ears.

FTFY


Assfags?

Wait, that didn't come out right.
 
2011-03-09 07:48:15 PM

fusillade762: Where does a naked guy keep cigarettes??


www.scandalouscandice.com
 
2011-03-09 07:49:52 PM
Its amazing they did not kill him for failing to comply. Also surprised that they did not stomp on his head a few times for good measure. I'm guessing he creeped them out so much they were unable to muster the typical cop-rage reactions.
 
2011-03-09 07:52:02 PM
Now we know what is in Tiger Blood.
 
2011-03-09 07:58:54 PM
And not a single fark was given that day.
 
2011-03-09 08:03:57 PM
www.swedeforums.com

It wasn't this guy, was it?
 
2011-03-09 08:06:16 PM

just_another_asshole/jaa: This dude is going to like it in PMITA prison!


Do what'nsoever you want to do with me, Brer Fox, but please, please, please! Don't throw me in that briar patch!
 
2011-03-09 08:09:13 PM

Airfoilsguy: Did someone say "National Crystal Meth Hallucination League"? (new window)


"Ground one of his teeth right out of his jaw, but he's so in the zone he doesn't even notice. It's just snakes, snakes! SNAKES! SNAKES! SNAKES!"
 
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