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2011-03-09 11:04:10 AM
Naked women aside, Hugh Heffner is an awesome person. A major factor in civil and women's rights.
 
2011-03-09 11:13:42 AM
I think that Hef must have been Gandhi or someone like him in a previous life.
 
2011-03-09 11:38:23 AM
maybe compensating for being old, but he's done far more good for the world than fox news.
 
2011-03-09 11:43:35 AM
 
2011-03-09 01:02:54 PM
If it wasn't for Playboy, Fox News would have a harder time finding female anchors.
 
2011-03-09 01:59:17 PM
There isn't a man alive who wouldn't trade places with Hef for a day.

Yeah, even the gay ones.
 
2011-03-09 02:15:29 PM

MaxxLarge: There isn't a man alive who wouldn't trade places with Hef for a day.

Yeah, even the gay ones.


Girls have butts too.
 
2011-03-09 02:17:07 PM

MaxxLarge: There isn't a man alive who wouldn't trade places with Hef for a day.

Yeah, even the gay ones.


Yeah, nothing like having "friends" and "girlfriends" who are only after sex or fame and money, respectively.

At least the people with whom he associates have tremendous cognitive prowess.
 
2011-03-09 02:17:34 PM
Hugh Heffner's only secret is this: He's gay.
 
2011-03-09 02:17:43 PM
www.uncoached.com

Can't hear you over the sound of being ears deep in Playmate pussy.
 
2011-03-09 02:18:54 PM
I wouldn't trade places with Hef for a day. Being surrounded by a bunch of gold digging skanks? Whenever I see them I can't help but think of their makeup smearing all over everything -- sheets, pillows, the air I breathe. Believe it or not, there are some very attractive normal women out there who look just as good or better under their clothes, don't have the makeup set to clown, have something to say, and don't hang out with decrepit men just to chase some fame and fortune. As if even ONE of them would even talk to him if he were an ordinary (as in not famous) accountant. And deep down, he knows it.
 
2011-03-09 02:21:04 PM

killerkas: Hugh Heffner's only secret is this: He's gay.


Yep.
 
2011-03-09 02:21:22 PM
I understand a lot of people have nostalgia for the magazine, but can we please just never talk about nasty old Hugh Hefner ever again? Thanks.
 
2011-03-09 02:23:19 PM

farkplug: I wouldn't trade places with Hef for a day. Being surrounded by a bunch of gold digging skanks? Whenever I see them I can't help but think of their makeup smearing all over everything -- sheets, pillows, the air I breathe. Believe it or not, there are some very attractive normal women out there who look just as good or better under their clothes, don't have the makeup set to clown, have something to say, and don't hang out with decrepit men just to chase some fame and fortune. As if even ONE of them would even talk to him if he were an ordinary (as in not famous) accountant. And deep down, he knows it.


Says the not -so-famous accountant?

I keed.

Skanky hoes, the lot of them.
 
2011-03-09 02:23:36 PM

Ender's: Naked women aside, Hugh Heffner is an awesome person. A major factor in civil and women's rights.


So he isn't like the guy who's into all the environmental and rights clubs on campus, not because he gives a fark at the end of the day, but because it's the easiest way to meet/nail chicks? Ok.
 
2011-03-09 02:27:04 PM
Being surrounded by naked women does not make you straight:
 
2011-03-09 02:27:47 PM

killerkas: Hugh Heffner's only secret is this: He's gay.


Didnt he admit to having homosexual relationships with men back in the 60's and 70's in his book in addition to the women he was sleeping with? I could be wrong but I swore I heard that.
 
2011-03-09 02:28:25 PM
Link (new window)
 
2011-03-09 02:29:16 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: killerkas: Hugh Heffner's only secret is this: He's gay.

Yep.


Sounds like you two have bad cases of sour grapes.

/talk to Hef's two sons
//'gold-digging'? Why do so many people talk when they have NFC what they're talking about? They have low self-esteem and it's a very common dream for a lot of women to be photographed naked, and paid substantially (not obscenely) for it
///Hef has more money than any of you can ever imagine
 
2011-03-09 02:33:39 PM
Duh, Winning!
 
2011-03-09 02:33:59 PM
looks like he was with Barbi Benton in that video. always thought she was the cutest of his many girlfriends.

and yeah I'm a chick - but I can think other females are cute, right?
 
2011-03-09 02:34:00 PM

urban.derelict: ExperianScaresCthulhu: killerkas: Hugh Heffner's only secret is this: He's gay.

Yep.

Sounds like you two have bad cases of sour grapes.

/talk to Hef's two sons
//'gold-digging'? Why do so many people talk when they have NFC what they're talking about? They have low self-esteem and it's a very common dream for a lot of women to be photographed naked, and paid substantially (not obscenely) for it
///Hef has more money than any of you can ever imagine


hef's sons - Gay people can't have children?
young women dream of being photographed naked - Right, forget being lawyer or doctor, having a husband and children, it's porn they dream of.
hef has more money - Gay people can't be rich?

wut?
 
2011-03-09 02:35:49 PM

urban.derelict:
/talk to Hef's two sons


To steal from

killerkas: Being surrounded by naked women Procreating twice does not make you straight.


What does money matter, if you have to hide who you are? And those hoes are golddiggers. They fark Hef to get ahead in the world; they don't fark Hef because they've already made it in the world and are his intellectual/professional/social equals. Golddiggers.
Social climbers. Some dudes .. many dudes .. dig that. And they do make excellent arm candy for the cameras.
 
2011-03-09 02:36:18 PM

farkplug: I wouldn't trade places with Hef for a day. Being surrounded by a bunch of gold digging skanks? Whenever I see them I can't help but think of their makeup smearing all over everything -- sheets, pillows, the air I breathe. Believe it or not, there are some very attractive normal women out there who look just as good or better under their clothes, don't have the makeup set to clown, have something to say, and don't hang out with decrepit men just to chase some fame and fortune. As if even ONE of them would even talk to him if he were an ordinary (as in not famous) accountant. And deep down, he knows it.


Awwww. Someone's jealous. . .

/What is "advanced age" Alex?
 
2011-03-09 02:36:57 PM
Does it matter if he's overcompensating?
 
2011-03-09 02:37:15 PM
Hef has a small penis. Just like people with nice cars or big houses or any of the thing I, joe sick pack, will never have!
 
2011-03-09 02:37:55 PM

ggecko: Duh, Winning!


The Hef or Fox News?
 
2011-03-09 02:38:32 PM

killerkas: urban.derelict: ExperianScaresCthulhu: killerkas: Hugh Heffner's only secret is this: He's gay.

Yep.

Sounds like you two have bad cases of sour grapes.

/talk to Hef's two sons
//'gold-digging'? Why do so many people talk when they have NFC what they're talking about? They have low self-esteem and it's a very common dream for a lot of women to be photographed naked, and paid substantially (not obscenely) for it
///Hef has more money than any of you can ever imagine

hef's sons - Gay people can't have children?
young women dream of being photographed naked - Right, forget being lawyer or doctor, having a husband and children, it's porn they dream of.
hef has more money - Gay people can't be rich?

wut?


the blasphemy, it spews from your mouth!
you must be confusing Playboy with Hustler. Playboy is for the art of the female body, and the extremely informative articles!
 
2011-03-09 02:38:43 PM
I wouldn't trade places with Hef for a day.

Mostly because that mansion he lives in is an absolute pig sty.

I would waste the whole time trying to clean that place up.
 
2011-03-09 02:42:50 PM

farkplug: I wouldn't trade places with Hef for a day. Being surrounded by a bunch of gold digging skanks? Whenever I see them I can't help but think of their makeup smearing all over everything -- sheets, pillows, the air I breathe. Believe it or not, there are some very attractive normal women out there who look just as good or better under their clothes, don't have the makeup set to clown, have something to say, and don't hang out with decrepit men just to chase some fame and fortune. As if even ONE of them would even talk to him if he were an ordinary (as in not famous) accountant. And deep down, he knows it.


I agree with the make up and bods thing. It is artificial runaway sexual selection. With really ugly outcomes.Why can't these women see that what they are doing to their body is not fixing or improving anything?
 
2011-03-09 02:43:45 PM

MaxxLarge: There isn't a man alive who wouldn't trade places with Hef for a day.




60s Hef, sure. Hef from 1980 to present, nope.
 
2011-03-09 02:44:51 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Ender's: Naked women aside, Hugh Heffner is an awesome person. A major factor in civil and women's rights.

So he isn't like the guy who's into all the environmental and rights clubs on campus, not because he gives a fark at the end of the day, but because it's the easiest way to meet/nail chicks? Ok.


"I don't care if you have an abortion, baby; so long as it's my fetal matter you are hosing out."
 
2011-03-09 02:47:25 PM
Really?
Nah...

He can never have a normal life, no matter how he tries, and living his version of reality you call overcompensating?

Somebody is jealous...
 
2011-03-09 02:47:25 PM

thelordofcheese: Yeah, nothing like having "friends" and "girlfriends" who are only after sex or fame and money, respectively.


It's only for a day, dude.
 
2011-03-09 02:47:28 PM

ktina39: I agree with the make up and bods thing. It is artificial runaway sexual selection. With really ugly outcomes.Why can't these women see that what they are doing to their body is not fixing or improving anything?


cause it's hard to see when you have a crotch in your face all the time.

wouldn't trade places with him only cause then i'd have to come back to my normal crappy life.

/OK, i totally would trade places with him
 
MIU
2011-03-09 02:47:39 PM

ktina39: I agree with the make up and bods thing. It is artificial runaway sexual selection. With really ugly outcomes.Why can't these women see that what they are doing to their body is not fixing or improving anything?


I'm all for super-hot women, but I've never understood the fascination with fake boobs and excess makeup. The playboy bunny stereotype thing doesn't do it for me at all. Just a matter of personal taste, I suppose.
 
2011-03-09 02:48:57 PM

Excen:

Awwww. Someone's jealous. . .

/What is "advanced age" Alex?


Awwww. Someone's reading comprehension sucks. And looking at that photo Snapper Carr posted confirms my position. Only one of those women is anywhere near above average looking. Nothing like having three gold digging skanks following you around everywhere to exploit... If that's your dream, though, who am I to stop you?
 
2011-03-09 02:56:52 PM

WTF Indeed: If it wasn't for Playboy, Fox News would have a harder time finding female anchors.


Like this? (New window)

/Who is this anyway?
//Boobies
 
2011-03-09 03:14:35 PM

MaxxLarge: thelordofcheese: Yeah, nothing like having "friends" and "girlfriends" who are only after sex or fame and money, respectively.

It's only for a day, dude.


I don't spend my time now hanging out with people like that. That's been by choice.

I've had crazy days. Heck, I still don't bat an eye when my housemate is banging his g/f on the couch. I've been to enough crazy naked parties and raves. I went with my friends.

But the friends that have stayed good instead of giving up and trying to be like people you see on TV, scheming and "little white lies" and false appearances, don't like to party much anymore. I'd still keep them around rather than partiers I can't trust.
 
2011-03-09 03:29:21 PM
Jealousy raises its tiny, swollen head at Faux News.
 
2011-03-09 03:31:40 PM

Bag of Hammers: MaxxLarge: There isn't a man alive who wouldn't trade places with Hef for a day.

60s Hef, sure. Hef from 1980 to present, nope.


I would take anything from about '55 to 2000, but skipping over the stroked out coke fiend years and maybe his second marriage. I stopped following the magazine and Hef lifestyle updates sometime in the last ten years, about the time he started up with the Blonde Pussy Posse in a big way.

I'd have taken the Hef lifestyle in an entirely different direction: Crazy Redheads. Freckled flesh by the acre.
 
jvl
2011-03-09 03:38:53 PM

Ender's: Naked women aside, Hugh Heffner is an awesome personthinks women are awesome toys. A major factor inHe doesn't give a rat's ass about civil and women's rights.


FTFY
 
2011-03-09 03:38:59 PM

urban.derelict: Sounds like you two have bad cases of sour grapes.

/talk to Hef's two sons
//'gold-digging'? Why do so many people talk when they have NFC what they're talking about? They have low self-esteem and it's a very common dream for a lot of women to be photographed naked, and paid substantially (not obscenely) for it
///Hef has more money than any of you can ever imagine


Is this Hef's publicist, or Hef himself? I'm thinking publicist since I doubt he knows what the internet is (other than the thing that hurt his business model) and seriously doubt Hefner knows what Fark is.

Anyway, you're earning your paycheck.

I also like that you think women want to be photographed naked and be paid substantially (not obscenely) for it. How does that conversation occur?

"Miss, we'd like to take photos of you naked and pay you $25,000,000 for them."

"$25,000,000!? That is obscene! Please, only pay me something substantial, like $340,000. Anything more than that and I won't do it!"
 
2011-03-09 03:41:28 PM

steve_wmn: Bag of Hammers:

I'd have taken the Hef lifestyle in an entirely different direction: Crazy Redheads. Freckled flesh by the acre.


I'd go in the brunette librarian direction myself.
 
2011-03-09 03:41:40 PM

Sticky Hands: I wouldn't trade places with Hef for a day.

Mostly because that mansion he lives in is an absolute pig sty.


You'd think with that many broads in the house all the time one of them could vacuum once in a while.
 
2011-03-09 03:44:09 PM
My favorite Hefner quote: "When I die, I hope I come back as me."

/ possibly apocryphal
// still true
 
2011-03-09 03:45:05 PM

crazy cat: looks like he was with Barbi Benton in that video. always thought she was the cutest of his many girlfriends.

and yeah I'm a chick - but I can think other females are cute, right?


Yes she is.
Yes you may.
 
2011-03-09 03:47:42 PM

Detinwolf: steve_wmn: Bag of Hammers:

I'd have taken the Hef lifestyle in an entirely different direction: Crazy Redheads. Freckled flesh by the acre.

I'd go in the brunette librarian direction myself.


Personally, I'd amass the highest concentration of Asian females outside of Tokyo (or your local nail salon). They'd all be skinny and large chested, with no mosaic allowed.
 
2011-03-09 03:57:14 PM

Atomic Spunk: Detinwolf: steve_wmn: Bag of Hammers:

I'd have taken the Hef lifestyle in an entirely different direction: Crazy Redheads. Freckled flesh by the acre.

I'd go in the brunette librarian direction myself.

Personally, I'd amass the highest concentration of Asian females outside of Tokyo (or your local nail salon). They'd all be skinny and large chested, with no mosaic allowed.


I'd mix it up. A little bit of everything. Like Gadaffi did.
 
2011-03-09 04:01:36 PM

LordBollocks: WTF Indeed: If it wasn't for Playboy, Fox News would have a harder time finding female anchors.

Like this? (New window)

/Who is this anyway?
//Boobies


Thank you! I finished before the gif could repeat.
 
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