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GentlemanJ		2011-03-08 07:37:25 PM

Wearing your grandmother's teeth? Tooth Fairy.

hitlo58		2011-03-08 07:38:51 PM

Kinda creepy

TheFlannelAvenger		2011-03-08 07:42:08 PM

And, done in one.

I own one of the numbered limited edition first DVD prints of Manhunter, the Manfred Mann directed one. the liner notes look like an FBI case file.

Recycling teeth, not so creepy, store bought teeth in that day and age were an investment.

skinink		2011-03-08 07:44:18 PM

TheFlannelAvenger: And, done in one.

I own one of the numbered limited edition first DVD prints of Manhunter, the Manfred Mann directed one. the liner notes look like an FBI case file.

Recycling teeth, not so creepy, store bought teeth in that day and age were an investment.

When you typed that comment, were you Blinded by the Light?

/Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

borg		2011-03-08 07:44:47 PM

Not everyone can afford dental insurance even the crapy Delta Care sold at Costco for $200 a year.

numbone		2011-03-08 07:47:16 PM

Link

myinternetname		2011-03-08 07:51:07 PM

A girl I dated in high school married a much older guy. His front teeth were knocked out in an accident at work.

Confirming she is batshiat crazy, she carried the teeth around in her pocket. Rotting. Broken. Teeth.

Chakka		2011-03-08 07:51:23 PM

EWWww!12@ Only disgusting retardid raceist tea-bagger's do that!

Rick04967		2011-03-08 07:54:19 PM

I submitted this with a funnier headline in 1909.

Je5tEr		2011-03-08 07:58:33 PM

Given where her mouth has probably been, who cares.

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros		2011-03-08 07:58:48 PM

Rick04967: I submitted this with a funnier headline in 1909.

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Chakka		2011-03-08 08:04:21 PM

myinternetname: A girl I dated in high school married a much older guy. His front teeth were knocked out in an accident at work.

Confirming she is batshiat crazy, she carried the teeth around in her pocket. Rotting. Broken. Teeth.

I knew a moron who used to pull his front tooth out and smell it and then put it back. Don't know why I find it so gross but I guess it's the fact that he wouldn't do that unless he had, in the past, neglected his oral hygiene to such a degree that his tooth had an interesting funk about it.

Of course he could do that stuff in front of girls he'd just met and then later that day he'd be boning two of them at the same time while one of their mothers filmed it. The other mother would be in the kitchen, of course, making dinner.

I think he traded his soul, and one tooth for evil power over women.

Chakka		2011-03-08 08:11:30 PM

borg: Not everyone can afford dental insurance even the crapy Delta Care sold at Costco for $200 a year.

yeah... I got delta (though not from costco) and it almost makes me want cavities just so I can feel like I'm not wasting my money. But then, you get a cavity and.... Oh, your insurance only covers part of the cost... if you need a root canal...um...I think they'll pay like $14.37. Just tell the doc not to itemize the pain killers, as these are considered extra and not covered either. heh
You know you got Delta when your dentists assistant includes a hammer on the prep tray.

Juniper Jupiter		2011-03-08 08:45:07 PM

Chomp.

theflatline		2011-03-08 08:48:40 PM

TheFlannelAvenger: And, done in one.

I own one of the numbered limited edition first DVD prints of Manhunter, the Manfred Mann directed one. the liner notes look like an FBI case file.

Recycling teeth, not so creepy, store bought teeth in that day and age were an investment.

That would be Michael Mann and is greater than all of the "lecter" movies that came after it.

Im_Gumby		2011-03-08 08:48:57 PM

My dad is wearing his dead father-in-law's hearing aids.
Does that count?

thalidomide new and improved		2011-03-08 08:59:15 PM

it's not that bad. I'm wearing my dead ex-wife's skin.

THATS creepy.

zulius		2011-03-08 09:45:11 PM

thalidomide new and improved: it's not that bad. I'm wearing my dead ex-wife's skin.

THATS creepy.

I don't know whether to post Goldmember or Jame Gumb...

apachevoyeur		2011-03-08 09:54:56 PM

it puts the toothpaste in the basket

Indubitably		2011-03-08 09:55:20 PM

Gross.

Gimme a kiss, honey, a toothy one...

Eww.

;)

magtec		2011-03-08 10:20:06 PM

thalidomide new and improved		2011-03-08 10:48:37 PM

zulius: thalidomide new and improved: it's not that bad. I'm wearing my dead ex-wife's skin.

THATS creepy.

I don't know whether to post Goldmember or Jame Gumb...

Jame Gumb? was he a real big fat bastard?

bojon		2011-03-08 11:02:21 PM

An Uncle died in Europe on vacation. Aunt had to cremate him. A couple of months later she was wearing a necklace made out of his gold teeth. It looked weird and it looked like melted teeth.

TheFlannelAvenger		2011-03-08 11:22:47 PM

skinink: TheFlannelAvenger: And, done in one.

I own one of the numbered limited edition first DVD prints of Manhunter, the Manfred Mann directed one. the liner notes look like an FBI case file.

Recycling teeth, not so creepy, store bought teeth in that day and age were an investment.
When you typed that comment, were you Blinded by the Light?
/Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

Wow, talk about epic typo. Then again Michael Mann, Manfred Mann, sue me.

zulius		2011-03-08 11:27:00 PM

thalidomide new and improved: zulius: thalidomide new and improved: it's not that bad. I'm wearing my dead ex-wife's skin.

THATS creepy.

I don't know whether to post Goldmember or Jame Gumb...

Jame Gumb? was he a real big fat bastard?
Something like that, but he had an eye for lotion...

Bathia_Mapes		2011-03-09 12:30:10 AM

GentlemanJ: Wearing your grandmother's teeth? Tooth Fairy.

Done in one.

Bathia_Mapes		2011-03-09 12:34:47 AM

TheFlannelAvenger: And, done in one.

I own one of the numbered limited edition first DVD prints of Manhunter, the Manfred Mann directed one. the liner notes look like an FBI case file.

Recycling teeth, not so creepy, store bought teeth in that day and age were an investment.

Not to mention, IMHO, that it was far superior to the 2002 remake, "Red Dragon".

FYI--the director was Michael Mann.

riknight		2011-03-09 01:14:05 AM

Would these be the same teeth he ate her out with???

Indubitably		2011-03-09 02:10:26 AM

riknight: Would these be the same teeth he ate her out with???

Ouchies.

Sensitiveborderarea		2011-03-09 06:27:15 AM

I was hoping someone had posted a picture so we could see if the teeth made her look young and attractive.

buddyrtr		2011-03-09 08:49:18 AM

"How come he's eating and you're not?"
"It's his turn to wear the teeth."

Bathia_Mapes		2011-03-09 02:03:49 PM

Sensitiveborderarea: I was hoping someone had posted a picture so we could see if the teeth made her look young and attractive.

Well, as the article states, this happened in 1887, so it's unlikely she had her picture taken. Getting your picture taken back in those days was a big deal. No Polaroid cameras & the such were available in those days.

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