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Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-02-27 to Sat 2011-03-05 
Posted by Drew at 2011-03-08 11:21:18 AM, edited 2011-03-08 11:31:34 AM (12 comments) | Permalink
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From Unfreakable:

No update from Drew this week; enjoy the headlines.

See you guys in Vegas.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2011-02-27 to Sat 2011-03-05:

www.fark.com  I said, THERE'S STILL NO EXPLANATION FOR LAST MONTH'S HERRING LOSS    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  For 75 years, woman plays piano weekly for her church. Credits her longevity to watching her keys and pews    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Chinese farmer awaits an artifical asshole. Then, after James Franco's visit, he'll need surgery as well    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  New Jersey woman steals valuable church crucifix. Police nab her after brief cross examination    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Tennessee would like its own currency. But is meth a stable enough standard?    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Mary Lee Ditto given 10 days in jail for furnishing alcohol to a minor. Mary Lee Ditto given 10 days in jail for furnishing alcohol to a minor    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  The Supreme Court rules that, yes, the Constitution protects your right to be an asshole. In writing for the majority, Chief Justice Roberts added, "Goddamnitsomuch"    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Sirhan Sirhan denied denied parole parole    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Man successfully walks through 7 lanes of interstate traffic to retrieve hubcap he spotted in median. Too bad he needed 8 lanes to complete the level    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Sailor fighting U.S. Navy discharge after getting caught in bed with another male sailor says he's not gay -- they just fell asleep watching "The Vampire Diaries." Dude, you need to stop talking    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Two men arrested for poaching deer and serving the meat at Super Bowl party. Stealers lose again    img.fark.net


Sports:

www.fark.com  FAP motion fizzles out after four members take matters into their own hands and a load off of the president, who no longer has to hold his own    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Collect your winnings if you had "22 months" in the "When Will JaMarcus Russell Lose His House?" pool    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Bob Sanders shakes hands on one-year deal with San Diego, dislocates shoulder    img.fark.net


Geek:

www.fark.com  Federal researchers, who clearly hang out in different bars than I do, declare the eastern cougar officially extinct    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Smartphone market share in a pretty graph - and if you'll notice, Android doesn't even make the cut. iCan't imagine why    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Florida man finally grows eight-pound turnip. Tells friends he's now beet. Just wants to go home, read the pepper, take a leek endive into bed    img.fark.net


Showbiz:

www.fark.com  ABC is casting for a new show tentatively called "Good Christian Biatches." One assumes that name will be changed    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  The 31st annual Razzie Award winners have been announced. In a stunning twist, M. Night Shyamalan sweeps yet again    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Simon Pegg says the Star Trek 2 script is "amazing." Yes. We all agree, Wrath of Khan was the best of the Star Trek films. Thanks for reminding us    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Christina Aguilera arrested for public intox after failing sobriety test, by oversinging the wrong letters to the alphabet    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Mel Gibson calls Charlie Sheen to offer his support. Two now set to co-produce a buddy cop sex tape    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  The 10 most paused moments in movie history. Have these people never heard of Fast Times at Ridgemont High?    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  The AV Club revisits the cultural significance of "Clarissa Explains it All." Or, as Subby calls it, "A Televised Introduction to Onanism"    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Jessica Simpson is: A) desperate for love; B) a ravenous lover of snacks and fast food; C) always drunk. Difficulty: pick one    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Colin Firth being demoted from king to knight. Check mate    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Fox News: You can beat the TSA by putting someone else's DNA in your mouth. Fark: Of course it was Steve Doocy who suggested it, as he likely has had a lot of different DNA in his mouth    img.fark.net


Politics:

www.fark.com  GAO issues first report on Government waste and duplication. Many more expected to follow    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Sarah Palin thinks that military funerals are more important than the first amendment. On the bright side, Sarah Palin can now name TWO Supreme Court cases she disagrees with. Take that, Couric    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Unemployment rate drops to 8.9% as new jobs are created to clean up after Charlie Sheen    img.fark.net


Music:

www.fark.com  Thieves try and sell $2 million violin for $150 with no strings attached    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  UK's Download Festival turns down Metallica, saying they are "boring", evidently tired of that one Metallica song that goes from F#m to E. No, not that one. The other one. No, not that one. Yeah, that one that sounds like that one    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Mariah Carey embarrassed about performance linked to Gadhafi. In other news, next week's Sweet 16 concert still on for Ashley Hitler    img.fark.net


Business:

www.fark.com  US Uncut protests that the banks don't pay their tip of the taxes, and that they're giant dicks    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Blue Cross of Massachusetts rewards CEO for $149 million loss with $11 million severance pay. No wonder it's a nonprofit    img.fark.net

www.fark.com  Rupert Murdoch gets UK government approval to complete buy-out of satellite broadcaster BSkyB, build Death Star that only flies to the right    img.fark.net
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12 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2011-03-08 11:37:40 AM
None of mine made it this week. But these two I loved.

Bob Sanders shakes hands on one-year deal with San Diego, dislocates shoulder

Sailor fighting U.S. Navy discharge after getting caught in bed with another male sailor says he's not gay -- they just fell asleep watching "The Vampire Diaries." Dude, you need to stop talking
 
2011-03-08 11:48:57 AM
The iCant one deserves a spot if only for subby's massive failure at graph comprehension
 
2011-03-08 11:50:06 AM
Hands down:

For 75 years, woman plays piano weekly for her church. Credits her longevity to watching her keys and pews
 
2011-03-08 11:50:32 AM
Don't forget the DFW Fark Party tonight.
 
2011-03-08 12:04:42 PM
woohoo!

i said, WOOHOO!
 
2011-03-08 12:17:38 PM
The "keys and pews" made me LOL when I first saw it, and again just now. HOTY material.
 
2011-03-08 12:34:40 PM

LesserEvil: Hands down:

For 75 years, woman plays piano weekly for her church. Credits her longevity to watching her keys and pews


Yes, it's nice to see some people actually think about the headlines they submit.
 
2011-03-08 12:45:21 PM
Any reason why the categories are not in the order that their tabs are in?
 
2011-03-08 12:59:24 PM

Fireproof: Any reason why the categories are not in the order that their tabs are in?


Probably forgot about the Business tab, as there are only like 3 greenlit threads in there a day.
 
2011-03-08 01:01:05 PM
Failure to pull out leaves Glory whole should be in there.

/disappointed
//no, im not the subby
 
2011-03-08 02:37:35 PM

The Flexecutioner: Failure to pull out leaves Glory whole should be in there.

/disappointed
//no, im not the subby


Second.
 
2011-03-08 04:05:34 PM
My Rupert Murdoch one made it. Woot.
 
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