Great googly moogly... she's got some John Quincy Adams mutton chop action goin' on.

:-/

AdolfOliverPanties: Not sure what they're called on Winehouse though.

Palm dusters.

I'll never understand how such beautiful singing and music can come from such a skank.

I was going to come in and say I sort of like those whispy hairs that grow perhaps a bit too far down on women. Then clicked the link and as the image loaded the sideburns just kept going further and further down until I was horrified.

She's P.U.-tiful.
I'd hit it like there's no tomorrow.
Talent is a big turn on.
Plus she probably has really good drugs
and wouldn't mind if I was wasted.

I just--I don't get it. I don't think I'd even notice that if I saw it on a woman. You guys act like she has a mustache or something.

Thought the side article was worse. Click if you dare, preview the URL tho...

Link (new window)

Somaticasual: Ok, granted, she's not much a looker. But she's got the beautiful soulfulness of a 1930s black jazz singer with a modern twist.

Hmm, too bad many of us wrote her off a long time ago. Her song on the radio sucked so hard I wanted to just wreck my car and be done with life; I think my cats sing better then her.

I mean how many farking times can you repeat yourself? We UNDERSTAND you're not going to rehab,no need to repeat it 8 times before the next chorus.

/winehouse was a one hit wonder, nothing more.

Definately a two bagger.

I can honestly say, I would not hit it.

I basically have no standards...no sex life...4 computers in my basement.

CentralValleyCali: Somaticasual: Ok, granted, she's not much a looker. But she's got the beautiful soulfulness of a 1930s black jazz singer with a modern twist.

Hmm, too bad many of us wrote her off a long time ago. Her song on the radio sucked so hard I wanted to just wreck my car and be done with life; I think my cats sing better then her.

I mean how many farking times can you repeat yourself? We UNDERSTAND you're not going to rehab,no need to repeat it 8 times before the next chorus.

/winehouse was a one hit wonder, nothing more.

That woman is seriously one major train wreck, but goddamn if she can sing with some farking feeling and soul. Her version of No Greater Love still gives me goosebumps...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVclKsfGCDA (new window)

While I'm sure its photoshopped to hell, its farking sad that this:



turned into this:



/I didn't really much care for the rehab song either though.
//would have wrecked that in her "good" years
///who am I kidding, I'd still hit that today...after some tequila

cretinbob: You should see her pubic hair

No thank you please.

Maechyll: cretinbob: You should see her pubic hair

No thank you please.

You sure? I'm sure it's no problem for cretinbob to pull the ziplock bag out of his freezer.

That's nuthin'.

This is a fairly old photo of her:



Damn, meth is a helluva drug.

TommyymmoT: cretinbob: You should see her pubic hair

Hey, I've seen porcupines before.

I don't know anyone in the business, that thinks she's hot, or some kind of amazing talent.
She's little more than a professional train wreck, and I've seen crack whores at 3AM, that look better than her at her best.

Well to be fair, most of AMY'S pictures are taken at 4 AM...

Dinjiin: This is a fairly old photo of her:



Damn, meth is a helluva drug.

Ah, so there WAS a time when she was attractive.

I'm willing to bet the stuff that drips from her vagina can burn through metal, the floor below, the ground... and continues.

Kind of like if you were to stab an Alien from the movie Aliens.

You can have her.... but you better not get her wet.

MBK: Somaticasual: Ok, granted, she's not much a looker. But she's got the beautiful soulfulness of a 1930s black jazz singer with a modern twist.

I really don't care, she's a farking crackhead and doesn't deserve a single ounce of sympathy from anyone.

I see you've got that whole compassion thing down pat.

cretinbob: You should see her pubic hair

No. No I shouldn't.

AdolfOliverPanties: Those aren't sideburns. On women, they're called Angel Fuzz.

Not sure what they're called on Winehouse though.

Angelfuzz doesn't drop below the level of the ears, and is never as thick as hog hair. That there is exactly as the Subby advertised it...mutton chop sideburns that drop down along her freakish jawline.

MBK: Somaticasual: Ok, granted, she's not much a looker. But she's got the beautiful soulfulness of a 1930s black jazz singer with a modern twist.

I really don't care, she's a farking crackhead and doesn't deserve a single ounce of sympathy from anyone.

Sympathy? She probably pities you for being poor and untalented.

I'd hit it like there's no tomorrow.
Talent is a big turn on.

Wow. Uh, a couple of hundred-times, NO. Srsly, there aren't enough popcycle sticks and rolls of duct tape to make anything 'happen' there. Really - at a certain point, self abuse is better.

Hey, at least she looks about 300% better than she did a few months ago. You have to think she's on her way up from that drug fueled nosedive he life had become. She may even still be on the drugs, but at least now she looks a lot healthier, maybe she's learned to keep her shait together a bit more.

Malachilenomade: Ah, so there WAS a time when she was attractive.

Yeah. It even lasted into adulthood. Cancer stick aside, she doesn't look bad in this photo:

cretinbob: You should see her pubic hair

I wish.

/haters gonna hate

I heard her happy trail looks like a Normandy hedge row.

Check out the other photos. She looks much better than she did even a year ago. I consider her an attractive woman again.