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(Some Guy)   What good is being a sergeant at the local jail if you can't trade privileges for sex with a murder suspect?   (gastongazette.com ) divider line
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2011-03-06 12:08:42 PM  
I will reserve judgment until photographic evidence is supplied.
 
2011-03-06 12:37:46 PM  
Crazy sex is still the best sex.
 
2011-03-06 12:52:38 PM  
You want a picture? You got it
 
2011-03-06 01:03:04 PM  
Let's just all be glad that he wasn't having sex with the murder victim.
 
2011-03-06 01:10:28 PM  
I guess they have no equivalent to the NCO's creed.

"I will not use my grade or position to attain pleasure, profit, or personal safety."
 
2011-03-06 01:10:54 PM  
Was she hot?
 
2011-03-06 01:28:43 PM  
No pics of her yet? Fail.
 
2011-03-06 01:28:55 PM  
Is this a trick question?
 
2011-03-06 01:30:45 PM  

Kyoki: No pics of her yet? Fail.


No, but given the pic of him its easy to see why he'd jump at the chance at anything that seemed alive and willing.
 
2011-03-06 01:31:21 PM  
Yea, for the privilege of acquiring a little rich cream.
 
2011-03-06 01:32:52 PM  
I saw that movie on Skinemax.
 
2011-03-06 01:34:20 PM  
FTFA - Just favors. She'd get to do the things wanted..

Well, who wouldn't? Isn't that what favors are all about?
 
2011-03-06 01:47:04 PM  
Goode is accused of killing 18-year-old Pedro Arnol Ramirez in a botched home invasion on Aug. 24, 2007.

Couldn't find an image of her.
 
2011-03-06 01:54:30 PM  

flaEsq: You want a picture? You got it


Is that the murder suspect, or the horndog sergeant?
 
2011-03-06 01:56:10 PM  

nobodyUwannaknow: flaEsq: You want a picture? You got it

Is that the murder suspect, or the horndog sergeant?


Yes, I think it is!
 
2011-03-06 02:02:58 PM  
What good is being a sergeant at the local jail if you can't trade privileges for sex with a murder suspect?

I once traded some of my privileges in order to have sex with a murder suspect. And it was totally worth it.

/dear penthouse
 
2011-03-06 02:06:51 PM  
And the police wonder why I shoot at them....
 
2011-03-06 02:06:57 PM  
I'm trying too hard to find a picture of this girl, but my investigation has turned up zilch zero. I do know she was picked up in Cincinnati, OH, however, for her charges.
 
2011-03-06 02:09:08 PM  
Oh, now it can' be THAT bad, can OMFG KILL IT WITH FIRE
 
2011-03-06 02:33:45 PM  
Opps, didn't see her name the second article.
 
2011-03-06 02:36:44 PM  

Display_Name: I guess they have no equivalent to the NCO's creed.

"I will not use my grade or position to attain pleasure, profit, or personal safety."



For assholes who do shiat like this, having them SAY they won't isn't exactly any kind of shield against it.
 
2011-03-06 02:45:40 PM  
Better picture of horndog Sergeant here (new window).

Aw, hell - I'll just hotlink it.
www2.morganton.com
 
2011-03-06 02:52:02 PM  

Curt Blizzah: I'm trying too hard to find a picture of this girl, but my investigation has turned up zilch zero. I do know she was picked up in Cincinnati, OH, however, for her charges.


Well, you're doing better than I am.
 
2011-03-06 02:54:13 PM  

RedLemming: Curt Blizzah: I'm trying too hard to find a picture of this girl, but my investigation has turned up zilch zero. I do know she was picked up in Cincinnati, OH, however, for her charges.

Well, you're doing better than I am.


I'm almost positive I found her sister's facebook page but most of the family has all of their information blocked.
 
2011-03-06 03:09:36 PM  

Saners: RedLemming: Curt Blizzah: I'm trying too hard to find a picture of this girl, but my investigation has turned up zilch zero. I do know she was picked up in Cincinnati, OH, however, for her charges.

Well, you're doing better than I am.

I'm almost positive I found her sister's facebook page but most of the family has all of their information blocked.


Well, when your sister has been arrested for murder, that tends to get the local media up a bit uncomfortably in your business.

I found what's possibly her old address on Spokeo.
 
2011-03-06 03:27:12 PM  

Curt Blizzah: I'm trying too hard to find a picture of this girl, but my investigation has turned up zilch zero.


i.imgur.com

Ehhh - close enough.
 
2011-03-06 03:29:34 PM  

Cranialsodomy: Better picture of horndog Sergeant here (new window).

Aw, hell - I'll just hotlink it.


Judging by the smile on his face, she was Goode enough.
 
2011-03-06 03:34:25 PM  

AbbeySomeone: FTFA - Just favors. She'd get to do the things wanted..

Well, who wouldn't? Isn't that what favors are all about?


I have a favor to ask of you...
 
2011-03-06 03:39:58 PM  

AbbeySomeone: FTFA - Just favors. She'd get to do the things wanted..

Well, who wouldn't? Isn't that what favors are all about?


Well, of course. But he "crossed the line", you see. I found it curious that Lt. Becky used those words rather than cite a violation of policy like the one mentioned up-thread.
Could be that "smokes for a handy" is merely pushing it, while a shiv for fark is obviously straight out. Or something.
 
2011-03-06 03:42:19 PM  

gwydion56: Crazy sex is still the best sex.


HOLY jumpin' jeebus!
 
2011-03-06 03:48:34 PM  
He got in trouble just for gettin' some puss???
 
2011-03-06 03:59:08 PM  
What good is this thread without pics?
 
2011-03-06 04:03:42 PM  

bartink: What good is this thread without pics?


Look up one post..Is that what you were looking for?
 
2011-03-06 04:08:11 PM  

bartink: What good is this thread without pics?


Shut up. Just shut the fark up.

Me, Curt and Saners spent over an hour trying to find a pic of the murder suspect, Alicia Camille Goode.

There doesn't seem to be one available, most likely because she was originally arrested back in August 2007.
 
2011-03-06 04:19:17 PM  
FTFA: "He crossed the line," said Lt. Becky Weatherman with the Burke County Sheriff's Office.
3.bp.blogspot.com
...and THAT'S why you don't have sex with inmates in exchange for favors.
 
2011-03-06 04:42:19 PM  

Johnny Bananapeel: Ehhh - close enough.


when was she arrested for the murder, 1956?
 
2011-03-06 04:44:00 PM  

Buffet: He got in trouble just for gettin' some puss???

If you're local to Phoenix by chance, you'll know that 'gettin' some puss...' is ringing hysterically in my head.
/It involves Bill Clinton and Al Gore parodies shortly after the 'separation' announcement..
 
2011-03-06 05:10:26 PM  
These guys learned from their boomer parents. Be selfish farkheads and take everything you can get out of life, regardless of who it hurts
 
2011-03-06 05:11:03 PM  
oops wrong thread. owned
 
2011-03-06 05:15:07 PM  
Oldest porn plot on planet earth.
 
2011-03-06 05:24:27 PM  
My city of Morganton, NC makes Fark twice in a week. The first story was the meth lab in a daycare. I live right down the road from this jail. Maybe we can complete the trifecta with some more crazy.


Burke County has gone downhill the past few years. They're closing schools and might lose their accreditation.
 
2011-03-06 05:28:52 PM  
Female guards in male prisons: Really, really stupid.

Male guards in female prison: Stupid to a degree science is not yet equipped to measure.
 
2011-03-06 05:35:15 PM  

flaEsq: You want a picture? You got it


She isnt very pretty is she?
 
2011-03-06 05:58:09 PM  
She looks like she accidentally the whole thing.
 
2011-03-06 06:16:57 PM  
But people have no problem with professors having sex with their students.
 
2011-03-06 06:55:46 PM  
Thomas Pearson, who worked the night shift at the facility, is charged with sexual activity by a custodian, dick.

/but not as much as I love pussy!
 
2011-03-06 07:07:47 PM  
Johnny Bananapeel

Ehhh - close enough.

Not her. This happened in N.C. The booking photo on That chick you found shows MN.
 
2011-03-06 08:09:15 PM  

Pumpernickel bread: Johnny Bananapeel

Ehhh - close enough.

Not her. This happened in N.C. The booking photo on That chick you found shows MN.


That photo is also dated 2/3/63
 
2011-03-06 09:05:05 PM  
If you go here: http://www.wbtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=14187588, and click on the video link that's 1:54, you'll get a grainy shot of Alicia Camille Goode about 30 seconds in. She looks to be a standard skinny black woman.
 
2011-03-06 09:13:52 PM  
Link (new window)this goes to her rap sheet ,no photo available
 
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