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(The Sun)   Frog porn found on judge's laptop. The Sun is there, in the corner throwing up a little   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 169
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2011-03-05 06:00:27 AM  
www.mojoimage.com
 
2011-03-05 06:11:22 AM  
LOL'd at the picture in the article.
 
2011-03-05 07:32:05 AM  
Is the woman in the videos available for parties?
 
2011-03-05 08:09:44 AM  
Id seriously kill myself if I got caught with that.

also lold at pic in TFA
 
2011-03-05 08:26:27 AM  
It's actually illegal to possess pornography of this kind? I can accept that it's disgusting, but illegal?
 
2011-03-05 08:29:18 AM  
img441.imageshack.us
 
2011-03-05 10:22:01 AM  
It is completely legal. (new window) Why would it be otherwise?

When I was in college I bought the domain "hotfrogporn.com" because I thought a rule 34 on amplexus would be funny. I still own it. Never did anything with it because I got lazy and thought "no one would ever pay a subscription for THAT."

...anyone wanna make a few bucks?
 
2011-03-05 10:24:15 AM  
ohhhh (he said after reading tfa)

Pics of women farking frogs. That's different. And weird.

Never mind.

/ugh
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2011-03-05 10:28:30 AM  
What woman can resist that big tongue?
 
2011-03-05 11:37:31 AM  
I laughed at the chimp-frog rape. This guy was stroking it to that?
 
2011-03-05 11:47:31 AM  

unlikely: ohhhh (he said after reading tfa)

Pics of women farking frogs. That's different. And weird.

Never mind.

/ugh


I've been on the internet since AOL was the best way to browse and a 56k modem was a big deal, and I have still never ran across women and FROGS. How does that even work?
 
2011-03-05 11:51:42 AM  
i56.tinypic.com
 
2011-03-05 12:07:39 PM  
From the comments,

"He kermitted the crime."
 
2011-03-05 12:10:36 PM  
Gerbils and frogs aside (the physics of which is more perplexing than fat people sex,) whenever something like this comes up, I always wonder how they get horses and dogs and whatever to actually nail a chick, since most animals don't appear to fark for fun, and even if they did, they have no natural instinct to bone a human. So, do they like, train them? Because that involves an amount of premeditation that just makes it that much weirder.
 
2011-03-05 12:14:15 PM  

kitryne: Gerbils and frogs aside (the physics of which is more perplexing than fat people sex,) whenever something like this comes up, I always wonder how they get horses and dogs and whatever to actually nail a chick, since most animals don't appear to fark for fun, and even if they did, they have no natural instinct to bone a human. So, do they like, train them? Because that involves an amount of premeditation that just makes it that much weirder.


There was an article on Fark last week about two guys getting busted for arranging to have sex with dogs. Said the dogs are actually trained and people advertise them on Craigs List.
 
2011-03-05 12:30:14 PM  
I'm glad they blurred out that frog's face to conceal its identity. You don't want that following you around forever.
 
2011-03-05 12:46:06 PM  
kitryne: the physics of which is more perplexing than fat people sex,

As a fat person who has sex I have to say, it's pretty straightforward.
 
2011-03-05 12:50:41 PM  
i309.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-05 01:31:52 PM  
You know who else had frog pr0n?

oi53.tinypic.comoi53.tinypic.com
 
2011-03-05 01:53:57 PM  

Warchild: You know who else had frog pr0n?


sickening, put that in spoilers some people are at work you know
 
2011-03-05 01:56:57 PM  
When police raided his home they found 230 photos and 150 videos showing women engaging in sex acts with horses, a donkey, dogs, a gerbil, a frog and a live snake.

As opposed to women having sex with dead snakes?
 
2011-03-05 01:57:12 PM  

Zafayal: From the comments,

"He kermitted the crime."


That'd be pulled from one of Karl Pilkington's old "Educating Ricky" bits. He probably pulled it from someone else, too.
 
2011-03-05 01:57:48 PM  
Eww. Those women are going to get genital warts.
 
2011-03-05 01:59:15 PM  
Gives a whole new meaning to "Frog in the Hole". Mostly, I like mine with bacon:
3.bp.blogspot.com
No accounting for taste I guess.
 
2011-03-05 01:59:35 PM  

Barakku: When police raided his home they found 230 photos and 150 videos showing women engaging in sex acts with horses, a donkey, dogs, a gerbil, a frog and a live snake.

As opposed to women having sex with dead snakes?


In a world in which rule 34 exists, you need to make that distinction.
 
2011-03-05 01:59:58 PM  
FTFA: including images of women having sex with a gerbil and a FROG.

Ok, going to get pedantic here. The women were not having sex with the gerbil and the frog. They were using the gerbil and frog as they would use a dildo. Having sex with the gerbil and the frog would involve genital penetration I think, which I'm guessing on a gerbil and frog would be too small to qualify as even "just the tip." So in that sense, the Sun is getting sloppy with the writing.

On the other hand, I take great pride in knowing that I couldn't have sex with frog or a gerbil, because even I would be too big for them. That's right, my penis is too great god among most of the amphibian and small mammal groups.
 
2011-03-05 02:00:45 PM  
foundtwitpics.com

What frog porn may look like
 
2011-03-05 02:00:56 PM  
Fark.

For all the mental images I really didn't need haunting me.

/that poor frog...
 
2011-03-05 02:02:09 PM  
Toad in the hole? Frogs porn? Bueller?
 
2011-03-05 02:02:14 PM  
Link (new window)

oblig
 
2011-03-05 02:02:24 PM  
So... why is this illegal? What crime did he commit?
 
2011-03-05 02:04:18 PM  
rexee-17.vo.llnwd.net

*
 
2011-03-05 02:04:53 PM  

SideshowRaheem: FTFA: including images of women having sex with a gerbil and a FROG.

Ok, going to get pedantic here. The women were not having sex with the gerbil and the frog. They were using the gerbil and frog as they would use a dildo. Having sex with the gerbil and the frog would involve genital penetration I think, which I'm guessing on a gerbil and frog would be too small to qualify as even "just the tip." So in that sense, the Sun is getting sloppy with the writing.

On the other hand, I take great pride in knowing that I couldn't have sex with frog or a gerbil, because even I would be too big for them. That's right, my penis is too great god among most of the amphibian and small mammal groups.


How you doin'?

/oblig
 
2011-03-05 02:05:38 PM  
Is it me or do Rupert Murdoch's pubs put out an unusually high amount of bizarre sex related content?
 
2011-03-05 02:05:54 PM  

corronchilejano: So... why is this illegal? What crime did he commit?


The crime of being a sick farking weirdo, or something like that.
 
2011-03-05 02:06:06 PM  

corronchilejano: So... why is this illegal? What crime did he commit?


Possession of bestiality material. Which is apparently a crime in the UK.
 
2011-03-05 02:06:15 PM  
nothing.nov.net
 
2011-03-05 02:06:44 PM  
cdn0.knowyourmeme.com
 
2011-03-05 02:07:10 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: What frog porn may look like


you owe me a mocha, keyboard, and monitor.
 
2011-03-05 02:07:45 PM  
What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog?

Hey, it's true! We DO taste like chicken!
 
2011-03-05 02:07:50 PM  
Was it ribbeted for her pleasure?

/vomit
 
2011-03-05 02:10:10 PM  
A woman goes into a pet store to buy herself a pet. The clerk says to her "Can I help you find something miss?" "Yes" the woman replies, "I'm looking for a pet for myself." The man shows her around and after looking at all the regular type pets the woman asks "Do you have any thing special?" The clerk says, "Well we do have a pussy eating frog for $200. "The woman is curious and asks just how does this work, the man says "Its easy, just lay naked on the bed next to the frog and say eat me frog." The woman says "Are you sure this frog eats pussy?" "Yes I am." the clerk answers.

The woman buys the frog and takes it home. When she gets home, she takes off her clothes and lays on the bed next to the frog. "Eat me." She says to the frog. Nothing happened. Again she says "Eat me." And again nothing happened. Feeling ripped off she calls and tells the clerk what happened. The clerk says, "That can't be, I'll be right over." The clerk shows up and says to the frog, "Eat her." And nothing happened. The clerk then says, "Alright watch me, this is the last time I'm gonna show you how to eat pussy!"
 
2011-03-05 02:10:56 PM  
Did the porn had a monkey in it?
 
2011-03-05 02:11:24 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2011-03-05 02:12:13 PM  

FarkinHostile: A woman goes into a pet store to buy herself a pet. The clerk says to her "Can I help you find something miss?" "Yes" the woman replies, "I'm looking for a pet for myself." The man shows her around and after looking at all the regular type pets the woman asks "Do you have any thing special?" The clerk says, "Well we do have a pussy eating frog for $200. "The woman is curious and asks just how does this work, the man says "Its easy, just lay naked on the bed next to the frog and say eat me frog." The woman says "Are you sure this frog eats pussy?" "Yes I am." the clerk answers.

The woman buys the frog and takes it home. When she gets home, she takes off her clothes and lays on the bed next to the frog. "Eat me." She says to the frog. Nothing happened. Again she says "Eat me." And again nothing happened. Feeling ripped off she calls and tells the clerk what happened. The clerk says, "That can't be, I'll be right over." The clerk shows up and says to the frog, "Eat her." And nothing happened. The clerk then says, "Alright watch me, this is the last time I'm gonna show you how to eat pussy!"


loud guffaws!
 
2011-03-05 02:12:20 PM  
A woman can not have sex with a frog.

Only a man can have sex with a frog, and he'd better wrap the frog in tape first, so it doesn't asplode.
 
2011-03-05 02:13:49 PM  
come on we must have a photoshop contest out of this. anyone have a picture of the guy?
 
2011-03-05 02:15:50 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: Was it ribbeted for her pleasure?

/vomit


img.photobucket.com
 
2011-03-05 02:17:03 PM  
Amazing how lucky some farkbuckets get. The guy had a great life given to him, yet he couldn't toe the line. He decided to play frogger with his life...hardee har har.
 
2011-03-05 02:17:45 PM  
art.penny-arcade.com
 
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