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(MSNBC)   575-lb spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill dies at 29, no official word on cause of death. Hmmmmmmmmmm   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 153
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2011-03-04 09:47:57 AM  
Friends of 29-year-old Blair River say he died Tuesday, possibly from contracting pneumonia after a bout with the flu.

The unofficial words give a pretty big clue, though. Starts with a 'p' and rhymes with something that rhymes with 'pneumonia'.
 
2011-03-04 09:53:13 AM  
Their website still has the spokesman on the front page: http://www.heartattackgrill.com The slogan is "Taste... worth dying for!" and the side-effects "disclaimer" says "In some cases, mild death may occur." Ouch.
 
2011-03-04 10:24:44 AM  

Lumpmoose: Their website still has the spokesman on the front page: http://www.heartattackgrill.com The slogan is "Taste... worth dying for!" and the side-effects "disclaimer" says "In some cases, mild death may occur." Ouch.


You'd think if they were all in such deep mourning as TFA says, they'd have the presence of mind to take the videos down, at least.
 
2011-03-04 11:08:06 AM  
msnbcmedia2.msn.com

At least he went out with a smile on his face. Sounds like a great place.
 
2011-03-04 11:17:33 AM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2011-03-04 11:20:39 AM  
What a Heart Attack Grill looks like:

so44.blog.hobidas.com

farm4.static.flickr.com

a1.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net
 
2011-03-04 11:25:30 AM  
He should have tried their diet program:

www.blogcdn.com
 
2011-03-04 11:26:06 AM  
i.imgur.com


♪♪♫Once, there was this man who
started up a restaurant and targeted the fat
and then, he recently died
because he ate so much his heart stopped
they said it was because that
his calorie intake was soooo high
mmm mmmm mmmm mmmm♪♪♫
 
2011-03-04 11:26:45 AM  
www.erench.com

Oh look, they serve beer there.
 
2011-03-04 11:39:13 AM  

LittleBlondeJug: Oh look, they serve beer there.


I'm more impressed by the fries cooked in lard. Tasty, tasty lard and it's really not worse for you than a lot of oils you could use.
 
2011-03-04 11:39:38 AM  
"All right, pallbearers with last names A through M are asked to line up on the left, N through Z on the right. Try to divide yourselves evenly in front and back of the 'Steinway & Sons' logo on the side. Lift with your legs, and not your back. In order to avoid confusion, we'll be taking the path to the NORTH of the backhoe. When you're ready, I'll give the flatbed driver the signal to back up."
 
2011-03-04 11:50:29 AM  
c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

I would totally work there.
 
2011-03-04 12:04:48 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: I would totally work there.


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-03-04 12:09:17 PM  

MaxxLarge: LittleBlondeJug: I would totally work there.


: )
 
2011-03-04 12:17:56 PM  
spiffytown.files.wordpress.com

-God
 
2011-03-04 12:18:47 PM  
Of course it's "ironic" that he died young, and I'm sure that his lifestyle choices contributed to his inability to fight off the pneumonia, but goddamn this year's flu has been nasty. I got it a week or so ago, and in spite of having a very robust immune system, I came really close to coming down with pneumonia. Knocked me on my ass for a week.
 
2011-03-04 12:20:51 PM  
I had a heart attack...in my pants!
 
2011-03-04 12:21:38 PM  
Some people talk the talk, but it looks like he Li'l Rascaled the walk.
 
2011-03-04 12:22:50 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
"Health nuts are gonna feel stupid one day, lyin' in hospitals dying of nothing."
 
2011-03-04 12:23:30 PM  
www.newmediamedicine.com

Looks to me like beef poisoning.

Probably from some other restaurant.
 
2011-03-04 12:25:30 PM  
We have a place here called The Bucket (as in "kick") that has all Heart Attack themed menu items.

I ate there once and legitmately felt ill afterward. I don't know how people can do it.
 
2011-03-04 12:26:31 PM  
Wow, I wish we had these in California, all those hot chicks scantily clad. But we're much too progressive to exploit women like that.

We in California prefer our young, hot women go into porn, where they will be treated with respect and dignity.
 
2011-03-04 12:26:46 PM  
Speaking of working there, do you post these from your work, LBJ?
Or are you under house arrest?
 
2011-03-04 12:27:10 PM  
Whoa! For one hot minute I thought it was George Foreman who died!

/and lied about his age, a la Jack Benny
 
2011-03-04 12:28:39 PM  

Hollie Maea: Of course it's "ironic" that he died young, and I'm sure that his lifestyle choices contributed to his inability to fight off the pneumonia, but goddamn this year's flu has been nasty. I got it a week or so ago, and in spite of having a very robust immune system, I came really close to coming down with pneumonia. Knocked me on my ass for a week.


this is very true. I was sick for 9 days with that crap.
 
2011-03-04 12:28:46 PM  
I ate at the one in Chandler two weeks ago.

Still feel like I have candle wax in my arteries.
 
2011-03-04 12:28:51 PM  
Think they'll dig him a grave, or just drop him where the ground is soft?

Cremation's out. Grease fires can be nasty.

/Window seat, please.
 
2011-03-04 12:29:17 PM  

Lumpmoose: I'm more impressed by the fries cooked in lard. Tasty, tasty lard and it's really not worse for you than a lot of oils you could use.


Lard is actually better for you than the potatoes.
 
2011-03-04 12:29:19 PM  
USA! USA! USA!
 
2011-03-04 12:30:06 PM  

MaxxLarge: LittleBlondeJug: I would totally work there.
WeGetItDaddyDoesntLoveYou.jpg


We get it. Mommy loves YOU soooooo much!

I don't care if LBJ is a syphilitic troglodyte. Pictures of hot chicks are pictures of hot chicks and I like pictures of hot chicks so I support LBJ posting pictures of hot chicks.
 
2011-03-04 12:30:19 PM  

Hollie Maea: Of course it's "ironic" that he died young, and I'm sure that his lifestyle choices contributed to his inability to fight off the pneumonia, but goddamn this year's flu has been nasty. I got it a week or so ago, and in spite of having a very robust immune system, I came really close to coming down with pneumonia. Knocked me on my ass for a week.


This years flu can only be cured by direct injection of the blood of Charlie Sheen. You are lucky to be alive right now.
 
2011-03-04 12:31:05 PM  
c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

Gangway Fathead: We have a place here called The Bucket (as in "kick") that has all Heart Attack themed menu items.

I ate there once and legitmately felt ill afterward. I don't know how people can do it.


Yeah, there has to be some other reason people keep going to this place...
 
2011-03-04 12:32:53 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: Gangway Fathead: We have a place here called The Bucket (as in "kick") that has all Heart Attack themed menu items.

I ate there once and legitmately felt ill afterward. I don't know how people can do it.

Yeah, there has to be some other reason people keep going to this place...


That girl on the left looks like a cardboard cutout.
 
2011-03-04 12:35:09 PM  

FarknGroovn:
This years flu can only be cured by direct injection of the blood of Charlie Sheen. You are lucky to be alive right now.



Good luck injecting that cocktail of unknown substances into your body. I don't even think Charlie knows what he's on.
 
2011-03-04 12:35:27 PM  

notmtwain: msnbcmedia2.msn.com


What is up with the guy in the background? He looks like he is passing out.

/not that *I* noticed the guy. My, uh, friend did.
 
2011-03-04 12:35:52 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: Gangway Fathead: We have a place here called The Bucket (as in "kick") that has all Heart Attack themed menu items.

I ate there once and legitmately felt ill afterward. I don't know how people can do it.

Yeah, there has to be some other reason people keep going to this place...


Heh. And guys go to Hooters for the wings...

but mostly for the breasts and thighs.
 
2011-03-04 12:36:27 PM  

Treygreen13: LittleBlondeJug: Gangway Fathead: We have a place here called The Bucket (as in "kick") that has all Heart Attack themed menu items.

I ate there once and legitmately felt ill afterward. I don't know how people can do it.

Yeah, there has to be some other reason people keep going to this place...

That girl on the left looks like a cardboard cutout.


Yeah, she kind of does.
 
2011-03-04 12:37:47 PM  

dancindan84: LittleBlondeJug: Gangway Fathead: We have a place here called The Bucket (as in "kick") that has all Heart Attack themed menu items.

I ate there once and legitmately felt ill afterward. I don't know how people can do it.

Yeah, there has to be some other reason people keep going to this place...

Heh. And guys go to Hooters for the wings...

but mostly for the breasts and thighs.


: )
 
2011-03-04 12:38:27 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: I would totally work there.


And I would totally stalk visit you at work.
 
2011-03-04 12:40:19 PM  
The 6-foot-8 River was an Arizona state high school heavyweight wrestling champion in 1999 and played football at Mesa Community College.

So the guy used to be Zeus but he liked burgers so much that he died before he turned 30. Hope they were some good burgers.
 
2011-03-04 12:40:40 PM  
Heart Attack Grill has ok burgers & great scenery.

I was surprised at how small the place is. Pictures are deceiving. The pictures of the women are pretty accurate, though, and that is all that matters.
 
2011-03-04 12:42:38 PM  
THIS is what obamacare REALLY needs...more people like this guy.

/29 & done
 
2011-03-04 12:44:20 PM  

Gawdzila: LittleBlondeJug: I would totally work there.

And I would totally stalk visit you at work.


/gets mace out
//re-reads text
///cautiously puts mace away
 
2011-03-04 12:45:20 PM  
FTAhuge hamburgers, milkshakes and fries cooked in lard on its menu.
Do we need a comma or are the milkshakes cooked in lard?
 
2011-03-04 12:45:37 PM  

Sarcastica75: Speaking of working there, do you post these from your work, LBJ?
Or are you under house arrest?


Um, I'm not working a lot these days. I only work on weekends. And I'm not on house arrest, but that is a possibility that may be coming up.
 
2011-03-04 12:47:22 PM  

LittleBlondeJug: Sarcastica75: Speaking of working there, do you post these from your work, LBJ?
Or are you under house arrest?

Um, I'm not working a lot these days. I only work on weekends. And I'm not on house arrest, but that is a possibility that may be coming up.


Have you picked a house yet?

/Sorry, couldn't resist. I don't think I could swing that with my wife
//I'll go check...
 
2011-03-04 12:48:20 PM  
Arizona...
 
2011-03-04 12:48:28 PM  
Dayum, and I thought the Tilted Kilt girls were hot.
 
2011-03-04 12:51:22 PM  
He stopped breathing is my guess
 
2011-03-04 12:53:37 PM  
I bet he could sustain a Uruguayan rugby team for months.
 
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