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(Outside the Beltway)   Mike Huckabee chastises Natalie Portman for "glamorizing out of wedlock children". Bristol Palin unavailable for comment   (outsidethebeltway.com) divider line 168
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2011-03-03 10:17:57 PM
Huckabee does understand he is part of the reason she is the unwed part.
 
2011-03-03 10:20:32 PM
Never mind the above post really thought Portman was a lesbian.
 
2011-03-03 10:26:08 PM
Would you rather they abort them Mike? You douchebag
 
2011-03-03 10:58:01 PM
Dan Quayle called. He wants his whining from 20 years ago back.
 
2011-03-03 11:08:35 PM
I don't think the tsatskeh cares much what the goy thinks about her.
 
2011-03-03 11:50:59 PM
1. As a Rev. he sure doesn't follow the 10 commandments, such as not bearing false witness...

2. Of course he didn't call Bristol the Whore of Babylon, b/c she has a influential GOP Mom and b/c they are on the same TV network.

3. We all know if that had been Chelsea Clinton knocked up and single at age 17, we never would have heard the end of it from schmucks like Rush......However b/c is is a GOP former running mate, all they say is it's a family matter....

Funny thing is, Rush said Chelsea was ugly, (she was well under 18 and living in the White House)....how come he can call one child Ugly, but doesn't call the other a whore????

If Huck had an original idea in his head, it would die of loneliness!!!
 
2011-03-04 12:36:05 AM

growinthings: 1. As a Rev. he sure doesn't follow the 10 commandments, such as not bearing false witness...


He's not really a reverend. He claims to have a religion degree (new window) from Ouachita Baptist University, but they don't offer a general "religion" degree--just a Christian Studies major (new window). He completed a few credit hours at a seminary in TX but dropped out to take a job in televangelism. He's pastored a couple of churches, but Baptists don't have a formal licensure or copyright for pastors. That's why Westboro Baptist Church can use the name Baptist despite the fact no one there has any real pastoral training. Anyone can claim to be a Baptist pastor. He's certainly no authority in the area of religious studies. Notably, his website bio does not discuss (new window) his education at all. Probably because he got called out on it by other (new window) conservatives.
 
2011-03-04 01:05:17 AM
But letting a rapist out of prison to rape and murder a 17YO girl is family values to the T!
 
2011-03-04 02:14:50 AM
This is offensive to actresses who really glamorized out of wedlock children, like Catherine Deneuve.
 
2011-03-04 02:20:08 AM
The propensity to bad mouth actresses is exactly the kind of quality I look for in a President!
 
2011-03-04 03:45:45 AM

susansto-helit: Dan Quayle called. He wants his whining from 20 years ago back.


You go with what works. After all, confusing Murphy Brown with a real person catapulted Dan Quayle into the presidency!
 
2011-03-04 03:46:01 AM
How 'bout you chastise your farking serial killer son for hanging that dog? Maybe you could find that police guy you had fired because he wouldn't help you bury the story, and give him his job back?
 
2011-03-04 03:50:36 AM
I'd chastise her.

pussy.

with my johnson.
 
2011-03-04 03:51:05 AM
What does he think he's going to get out of this? Most men are going to White Knight her, literally. Some of the women, too.
 
2011-03-04 03:53:03 AM
If Natalie Portman was really trying to glamorize out of wedlock pregnancy, she wouldn't have promptly gotten engaged to the baby's father, who may or may not be the ballet equivalent of K-Fed.
 
2011-03-04 03:53:15 AM
Natalie: Harvard College
Bristol: Bum Fark Community College

Advantage: Bristol
 
2011-03-04 03:54:04 AM
Let me know when Upchuckabee comments on infidelity and closet homosexuality. That should but the cat amongst the republican pigeons.
 
2011-03-04 03:55:11 AM
I know, Huck. How dare a young millionaire with a flourishing career, fiance, and on demand access to nannies, cooks, and tutors have a child out of wedlock. That Jezebel!

She should be a dropout halfwit putting out a ghost written memoir to serve as a front for her mom's money laundering operation. You know, like any good Christian.
 
2011-03-04 03:55:21 AM

zerkalo: Natalie: Harvard College
Bristol: Bum Fark Community College

Advantage: Bristol


Harvard College: Veritas
Bum Fark Community College: Nothing to be Ashamed Of
 
2011-03-04 03:59:44 AM
I didn't know N. Po (gotta follow the Hollywood meme base, fellas!) had signed up for the next season of DWTS.

/Huck is way out of his league criticizing someone outrageously smarter than he
//natalie! Call me!
 
2011-03-04 04:13:26 AM
But God forbid we let them have abortions or teach them about birth control, eh Mike?
 
2011-03-04 04:16:59 AM

growinthings: Funny thing is, Rush said Chelsea was ugly, (she was well under 18 and living in the White House)


When she was 12.
 
2011-03-04 04:26:31 AM
Taking swipes at an pregnant actress to make a point against your political opponent's kid = super classy and presidential.
 
2011-03-04 04:28:43 AM

balloot: Taking swipes at an pregnant actress to make a point against your political opponent's kid = super classy and presidential.


PS it's like someone on his advisory committee told him earlier this week: "Mike, your big problem here is that some who don't agree with your politics still think you're a decent human being. What can you do to make them wretch in disgust?"
 
2011-03-04 04:37:23 AM
Can we finally tell this son-of-a-b*tch to f*ck off, now?
 
2011-03-04 04:39:35 AM

whidbey: Can we finally tell this son-of-a-b*tch to f*ck off, now?


What the hell else am I supposed to yell at my TV when I put the MSM on?
 
2011-03-04 04:40:35 AM
Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.

So let's strip that government assistance and teach those single moms a lesson!
 
2011-03-04 04:42:30 AM

PunchDrunkPanda: whidbey: Can we finally tell this son-of-a-b*tch to f*ck off, now?

What the hell else am I supposed to yell at my TV when I put the MSM on?


Do what I do: Yell at the Home Shopping Network.
 
2011-03-04 04:50:27 AM
Uh, Mike? She never said she was a role model: NSFW language (new window)
 
2011-03-04 04:56:48 AM
Because lesbian scene.
 
2011-03-04 04:58:09 AM

balthan: Most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job, and if it weren't for government assistance, their kids would be starving to death and never have health care.

So let's strip that government assistance and teach those single moms a lesson!


Funny thing is that my sister and I were raised by a single mom. She was on government assistance once. For three months. And unlike this (Huckabee) pile of shiat, she finished college and worked her ass off to raise us as best she could. She made sacrifices Huckabee will never understand.

<Threadjack>
Why do I always get the idea that one day we're going to find Huckabee in a public restroom giving Santorum a hummer?
</Threadjack>
 
2011-03-04 05:05:41 AM

whidbey: Do what I do: Yell at the Home Shopping Network.


What - their products haven't changed your life yet??
 
2011-03-04 05:11:35 AM
Poor Mike and his delicate religious myths...

I know... I know... he's just trying to brown nose all those other myth followers out there. But really... I think Mike should mind his own business. Besides, he has a primary campaign to lose. He should be getting to work on throwing away his donor's money!
 
2011-03-04 05:12:23 AM
Mike Huckabee chastises Natalie Portman for "glamorizing out of wedlock children"

He wants people to marry children? That's sick! Children should not be in wedlock!
 
2011-03-04 05:17:26 AM
I'm at a loss as to how specifically she was "glamorizing" the unwedded knocked up experience. Was she handing out pamphlets? Is she blogging about how cool it is and that everyone should do it too? WTF Huckabee? The stupid is unusually strong with you this week.
 
2011-03-04 05:23:07 AM

SmitetheRighteous: I'm at a loss as to how specifically she was "glamorizing" the unwedded knocked up experience. Was she handing out pamphlets? Is she blogging about how cool it is and that everyone should do it too? WTF Huckabee? The stupid is unusually strong with you this week.


It's her very existence, showing up at the Oscars pregnant instead of hiding away in shame at some home for unwed mothers, I mean, how dare she?
 
2011-03-04 05:24:02 AM
29.media.tumblr.com

This normally jovial fatman has joined the race of who can out-derp all other GOP candidates.
 
2011-03-04 06:14:12 AM

SmitetheRighteous: I'm at a loss as to how specifically she was "glamorizing" the unwedded knocked up experience.


Simple: it's not a regular argument where there's evidence and a thesis, it's a Republican Argument that says 'hey, Natalie Portman is glamorizing the unwedded knocked up experience, so let's just blame her for it because nobody knows our party is full of shiat and mirrors.'
 
2011-03-04 06:40:14 AM
I'll bet Natalie Portman's kid won't grow up to torture and kill dogs.
 
2011-03-04 06:48:35 AM

SmitetheRighteous: I'm at a loss as to how specifically she was "glamorizing" the unwedded knocked up experience. Was she handing out pamphlets? Is she blogging about how cool it is and that everyone should do it too? WTF Huckabee? The stupid is unusually strong with you this week.


[THIS IS WHAT MIKE HUCKABEE ACTUALLY BELIEVES]

She's happy and proud to be expecting a baby instead of hiding the shameful proof of lust residing in her harlot womb. What a horrible example she is setting, for America! You see, a baby's only real security is if the father and mother get married before conception and the baby is Jesus-approved from the get-go. There is no way a man is going to stick around to help Natalie Portman raise this child, because she is not wearing a piece of jewelry. She is going to be alone, and as a ridiculously wealthy, successful Oscar-winning actress at the peak of her career, this baby is going to be tragically doomed. But the worst part is, by being pregnant and happy, Natalie Portman is saying that it's ok to be young, successful, and starting a family. And Jewish. And a Hollywood liberal. When in actuality, she represents sinful sin and is bad for society.

Also, the Palins are sluts.

[THIS IS WHAT MIKE HUCKABEE ACTUALLY BELIEVES]
 
2011-03-04 06:59:43 AM
It is not anybody's business but Portman's if she wants to have a baby while single but in a relationship. If he wants to concentrate on the greater problem of poor, single women having a children, fine. But Portman is not in that league. She is in a relationship and like many young people is not married. Happens a lot this day. The morality policeman should concentrate on more important issues then attacking a Hollywood star.

And Hickabee, stop with the idea of being President. You can go from entertainer to politician but you can't go from politician to entertainer and expect to go back to being presidential.
 
2011-03-04 07:27:25 AM
Why is Huckabee so scared of this strong, successful liberal woman?
 
2011-03-04 07:29:16 AM
It's nice in a way that he feels compelled to feign concern over a child that might grow up without a male role model, because some studies indicate that a male role model makes a more balanced adult. But it would be nicer if he would support health care for every child, no matter their family situation. But that would take a dangerous leap from feigning concern to actually caring.
 
2011-03-04 07:32:41 AM
Man, the Huckster is really going out of his way to demonstrate what an ignorant asshole he is...

I guess that's what the GOP calls "appealing to the base" these days.
 
2011-03-04 07:33:56 AM
He's not about to criticize a fellow hillbilly christian. Natalie is one of those un-perfected christians.
 
2011-03-04 07:36:52 AM

Gato Blanco: Why is Huckabee so scared of this strong, successful jewish liberal woman?


ATTFY

/added to that for ya
//especially since he's such a fan of his hebrew bros & sisses
 
2011-03-04 07:43:31 AM
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/and a baby
 
2011-03-04 07:46:41 AM
I, for one, am happy to live in a world where prominent politicians have no bigger problems to chase after than the marital status of young, successful actresses.
 
2011-03-04 07:55:58 AM
Shouldn't the Huckster be focused on matters of greater concern to our country?

What's his opinion on all this Charlie Sheen stuff, for example? And can he offer 10 easy ways to burn body fat?
 
2011-03-04 08:01:17 AM
I've heard that watching too much of this Gomer Pyle impersonator will give you teh ghey, and won't do jack for your singing ability.
 
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