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2003-07-27 07:43:23 PM  
Fnord wins.

Cola, real men take it in the ass. (another old joke)
2003-07-27 07:43:34 PM  
One of mine:

Q.Do you smoke?
A.I hate ciggarettes.

The "do you smoke pot" one is a little trickier though.
2003-07-27 07:44:55 PM  
"Can we watch 7th Heaven?"

"do you know what today is?"

"Do your friends have to watch?"

"will you go to the store and buy me some tampons?"

"what number comes after 5?"
2003-07-27 07:45:13 PM  
2003-07-27 11:39:01 AM cola:

"When you watch porn, do you ever imagine what it'd feel like to have the man's large throbbing cock buried balls-deep into your ass?"

Many straight men "freak out" over these type of questions as well. I didn't see it on this list however. Hmm.

Any straight guy who imagines cock in his ass while watching porn probably needs to question whether he's really straight. So no, straight guys wouldn't freak out over the question
2003-07-27 07:45:17 PM  
bbcrackmonkey: You can do that now, although it's against the law (unless she consents). It's not legal to randomly punch men in the face either so there's equality there.
2003-07-27 07:45:37 PM  
I always hated "Who's your daddy?"

That and the obligatory smack on the ass. Hate that.
2003-07-27 07:46:14 PM  
fark. I'm a pathetic loser. Wah.
2003-07-27 07:46:45 PM  
Eight questions my previous girlfriends have asked me, that I failed to properly answer:

1. "Do I know you?"
2. "What the hell were you thinking?"
3. "You mean you're not gay?"
4. "Do you mind if Liz comes along too?" (not a sex question)
5. "How much money have you got?"
6. "Isn't she cute?"
7. "Are you done yet?"
8. "Who's there? I'VE GOT MACE!"
2003-07-27 07:47:31 PM  
"Do you always give women orgasm after orgasm after like this?"

...gawd I get sick of that.
2003-07-27 07:48:15 PM  
OK, so I had an extra "after"
2003-07-27 07:48:25 PM  
I'm expected to open the door for them, but I can't beltch in front of girls. They can tell me what guys are hot, but I can speak no such thing about other girls. Girls are allowed to grab my ass (and crotch), but I get "a look" for accidentally brushing up against them.
I don't know. There's more, and better examples, but King of the Hill is on and I'm distracted.
2003-07-27 07:48:32 PM  
Speaking of gay porn...

"Is this your video?"

Heh. Heh. Eh... *looks around nervously*
2003-07-27 07:48:50 PM  
I love how most random women I meet in bars think science is a high-paying profession.
2003-07-27 07:49:21 PM  
Q.Do you smoke?

I usually hear this or ask this with the next sentence being "Cigarettes I mean." Otherwise I assume that's about pot. As do most people I know, at least those under 30.
2003-07-27 07:49:50 PM  
"Are you sponge worthy?"
2003-07-27 07:50:25 PM  
I would nev er ask a boyfriend "do you love me," even if I knew he was cheating on me. I'd just dump his ass. I'm not gonna act all insecure or try to get an ego boost from him.
2003-07-27 07:51:04 PM  
The quickest way to get dumped is to ask this question, 'What are you thinking?'
2003-07-27 07:51:04 PM  

Are you really Ben Folds?

/obscure reference
2003-07-27 07:52:04 PM  
"Will you buy me a drink?"
Which translates to spend money on me then I'll walk back to my friends and ignore you the rest of the night. Or until I want another Cosmo.
2003-07-27 07:53:09 PM  
Ignom: Uh, well, due to circumstances (like the threat of sexual abuse) men and women's advances are viewed differently. Unfair, sure, but fact remains that men very rarely find women intimidating. I also think that most people appreciate others holding up a door.. and keeping their more unpleasant personal habits private.
2003-07-27 07:54:42 PM  
The what are you thinking one always got me. Mostly at that point I am just sort of laying there basking in the glow of a good romp. But after many years I have finally gotten a great answer, that has never failed me yet. So you are cuddling afterwords and she asks it. Just smile and go "I was thinking that i love the way your hair smells" Sound silly I know. but for some reason It always gets a good reaction
2003-07-27 07:55:31 PM  
It's not legal to randomly punch men in the face either so there's equality there.

Yeah, but if a guy is in your face, shoving you, talking trash and then takes a swing it's perfectly acceptable to return the favor.
But if a woman gets in your face talking trash and then takes a swing at you, you (as a male) have to back down and accept being called a pussy, or slap her and still get called a pussy as well as a misogynist or woman beater. Legally it is equal as you said, but in reality, it is not.
Luckily I'm laid back enough to never get into this kind of situation.
2003-07-27 07:57:01 PM  
This story should have been titled...

"8 questions sluts ask that freak men out after shacking up"
2003-07-27 07:57:41 PM  
i've always found that if you hide the evidence on one complains...
2003-07-27 07:59:21 PM  
I just like hitting people. Especially children.
2003-07-27 07:59:42 PM  
I've never once bought a woman a drink. Hmm.
2003-07-27 08:01:46 PM  
I don't know about Sweden, but women in Europe as a whole seem more open and flirty. I've had many a wild night trolling around London and Western Europe. Once I went with two American female friends, and they met up with as many guys as I did girls.
2003-07-27 08:01:47 PM  
AndrewFish, you should buy them drinks, then ask them constantly "Are you gonna drink that?" and watch the hilarous reaction.
2003-07-27 08:02:02 PM  
2003-07-27 08:04:03 PM  
You know a relationship was never meant to be if the only thing you have in common is that you both find women attractive.
2003-07-27 08:04:33 PM  
Song for the Dumped by Ben Folds Five

And Give Me Back My Black T-shirt...

Made me think of that.
2003-07-27 08:04:35 PM  
"Does this thong make me look fat?"
2003-07-27 08:05:09 PM  
right after sex i was once asked "Isnt it true i am just one of the guys?" I had a cold shiver after that one.
2003-07-27 08:08:12 PM  
angryjd - You should have said, "Yes, you ARE just one of the guys... THE ONE WITH A VAGINA!"
2003-07-27 08:08:44 PM  
crackmonkey, I think I might do that tonight. :)
2003-07-27 08:09:57 PM  
fark you, chakalakapspspsppshiatheadfarkingidiot.
2003-07-27 08:10:04 PM  
I don't like the way this insinuates men as being insecure as a whole. It makes me uncomfortable. Stop it.
2003-07-27 08:12:05 PM  
Yeah, cause I have sex with all of "the guys".

2003-07-27 08:13:00 PM  
(Post intercourse)
Q: So what do you want to do now?
A: Go home.

BAM! Turn the tables!
2003-07-27 08:13:32 PM  
First mod to ban chakalaksp gets a hero cookie from me.
2003-07-27 08:15:07 PM  
I always hated "Who's your daddy?"
That and the obligatory smack on the ass. Hate that.

and that's coming from a guy. heh
2003-07-27 08:17:03 PM  
The thread stretches out from here to heeeeeere!
2003-07-27 08:17:41 PM  

thats just farking annoying

2003-07-27 08:18:05 PM  
How many times have you had sex?

Just once.. (wait for the smile) ..with a thai hooker.
2003-07-27 08:18:41 PM  
Soon as I read the headline I thought of "What are you thinking about?"

Really hate that question. It says I'm not entertaining you enough or worse.
2003-07-27 08:18:41 PM  
chaka, thanks for single handedly making the thread harder to read. I fart in your general direction for that.
2003-07-27 08:20:36 PM  
I always hated "Who's your daddy?"
That and the obligatory smack on the ass. Hate that.

You are my daddy!! oooh SMACK!!! YES!!

/i like it ... ha ha
2003-07-27 08:22:36 PM  
These questions don't bother me. I'm not saying tht because I'm trying to sound sensitive to get some farkette ass, I'm saying that because I have no shame.


What do you call the peice of skin attached to a vagina?

A woman.
2003-07-27 08:22:50 PM  
I don't get the "Who's your daddy" thing... isn't that kinda incest-ish?
2003-07-27 08:23:54 PM  
Yeah, I like the Latina chicks screaming "ay papi!" too.
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