I'm getting a sudden urge to drink milk, I can't explain it...

Hit the showers!

If this were used, however, viewership would be down, what with all those people retiring to their bunks (NSFW, new window)

Or this (NSFW, new window)

Just over the NSFW line (new window)

Remaining in uniform might be a problem (NSFW, new window)

And just because this is awesome (NSFW, new window)

Dear Baby Jesus,

I know i don't pray to you as often as i should. But that's because i believe that if you are going to pray, you best make the prayer damn worth it.

Today i come to you for one, simple request...

Please do not let this thread end

Ever...

Even my wife is hot and bothered by this thread...

Thank you Baby Jesus,
Thank you

LittleBlondeJug: Actually I'm in Elkhart, IN now.

If you ever find your way to Hawaii I'll spot your lodging and buy you whatever it is you drink.

LittleBlondeJug: ConstitutionGuy: LittleBlondeJug: FTFY.

LBJ - next time I am in Chicago I would like to buy drinks for you and your many well-dressed friend!

or this is just a bookmark....

Actually I'm in Elkhart, IN now.

hmmm, I'm guessing half of Fark just checked Google maps for directions to Elkhart, IN

I volunteer to do pre and post locker room interviews...

... and any sexual harassment will be taken in stride. I'm a man, I can handle it.

A Fark Handle: Mark, B.

and i forgot (though i'm sure it's too late) EIP

This has got to be the best football thread ever!!!

/play ball

/having impure thoughts

win.

Saul Goodman

CeroX: Dear Baby Jesus,

I know i don't pray to you as often as i should. But that's because i believe that if you are going to pray, you best make the prayer damn worth it.

Today i come to you for one, simple request...

Please do not let this thread end

Ever...

Even my wife is hot and bothered by this thread...

Thank you Baby Jesus,
Thank you

Your wife called.

She asked me to stop posting.

I told her that she had the wrong number, that I was actually Banned on the Run.

Oh, and she wants you to pick up a gallon of milk.

ConstitutionGuy: LittleBlondeJug: ConstitutionGuy: LittleBlondeJug: FTFY.

LBJ - next time I am in Chicago I would like to buy drinks for you and your many well-dressed friend!

or this is just a bookmark....

Actually I'm in Elkhart, IN now.

hmmm, I'm guessing half of Fark just checked Google maps for directions to Elkhart, IN

Hell Google has started to actually trend searches for the word "virgule".

/virgule

dletter: ConstitutionGuy: LittleBlondeJug: ConstitutionGuy: LittleBlondeJug: FTFY.

LBJ - next time I am in Chicago I would like to buy drinks for you and your many well-dressed friend!

or this is just a bookmark....

Actually I'm in Elkhart, IN now.

hmmm, I'm guessing half of Fark just checked Google maps for directions to Elkhart, IN

Well, I'm in Fort Wayne so I actually do know where it is.

/takes mace out of purse

tooeasy: Saul Goodman

Leonard Bernstein

Banned on the Run: While this is hot



I'd be much more likely to watch if they wore this



or this

Um, yeah, see there was a kind of a theme here that...

Oh, never mind.

Oh, AMERICAN football.

My mistake.

jat26006: win.

Whip Inflation Now?

Time out: how do women reading (if there are any left) feel in this thread?

LittleBlondeJug: Oh, AMERICAN football.

My mistake.

Damn LBJ, you really outdid yourself this time. Outstanding!
Lets see if I can't help you out just a little.


Click on a pic to see them in very NSFW form :)

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Time out: how do women reading (if there are any left) feel in this thread?

Not a woman, so I couldn't know for sure, but I'd have to imagine that any female who is still here isn't really put off by mountains of scantily clad women or else they'd have fled the thread by now.

Why, how do you feel?

Mose: So am I the only one who's wondering how often there are... wardrobe malfuctions, and if, um... anyone has caught them on camera, and if... perhaps there might be a website where one can obtain said images?

LittleBlondeJug: jat26006: win.

Whip Inflation Now?

YES!

LBJ is like having my own personal GIS service. Thanks.

LittleBlondeJug: dletter: ConstitutionGuy: LittleBlondeJug: ConstitutionGuy: LittleBlondeJug: FTFY.

LBJ - next time I am in Chicago I would like to buy drinks for you and your many well-dressed friend!

or this is just a bookmark....

Actually I'm in Elkhart, IN now.

hmmm, I'm guessing half of Fark just checked Google maps for directions to Elkhart, IN

Well, I'm in Fort Wayne so I actually do know where it is.

/takes mace out of purse

lots of mace in Elkhart, IN.
I think Chicago is safe distance (until I build up a sufficient tolerance)

In response to LittleBlondeJugIE, I simply have this to say:

stewbert: LBJ is like having my own personal GIS service. Thanks.

/takes a bow

JohnTuttle: In response to LittleBlondeJugIE, I simply have this to say:

Aw, shucks

: )

Ok. I've seen enough. Or .. at least .. the work filters have. I'll be back for a more ... in depth .. look tonight.

*Marks as Favorite*

ExperianScaresCthulhu: Time out: how do women reading (if there are any left) feel in this thread?

Women can feel?
Who knew?

Banned on the Run: ExperianScaresCthulhu: Time out: how do women reading (if there are any left) feel in this thread?

Women can feel?
Who knew?

Well, I know one woman in particular that was not only in favor of it, she posted a majority of the pictures.

/Oh baby, we can FEEL

Even if I had enough money to entice one of these football players to think I might be worthy enough to sponge off of, when she got home from the game, she would be complaining of a headache and I would be forced to fap to this thread and/or the DVR'd game.

Just like I do know with the current wife.

Wow LBJ delivers

no this is not a bookmark

There must be a way to filter out all these replies that contain only words!

Leatherman: Wow LBJ delivers

no this is not a bookmark

Just happy to be appreciated.

Phillip Ondiz: There must be a way to filter out all these replies that contain only words!


Oh, uh... sorry.

Thank you, LBJ.

\Bookmark
\\EIP
\\\Just sayin'

Evil Conservative: Thank you, LBJ.

\Bookmark
\\EIP
\\\Just sayin'

YHM.

/virgule

Evil Conservative: Thank you, LBJ.

\Bookmark
\\EIP
\\\Just sayin'

And your virgules are backwards.

LittleBlondeJug: Evil Conservative: Thank you, LBJ.

\Bookmark
\\EIP
\\\Just sayin'

YHM.

/virgule

Why so I do! Merci, mon cheri ami!

LittleBlondeJug: Evil Conservative: Thank you, LBJ.

\Bookmark
\\EIP
\\\Just sayin'

And your virgules are backwards.

Hmmm...I must have been upside down when typing them...I'm very...acrobatic...

\not really
/virgule :)

As a die hard Bengals fan, I am really not sure, after last season, if it will be a good or bad thing if I am deprived of the emotional let-down of loss after loss this going fall.

jdmac: As a die hard Bengals fan, I am really not sure, after last season, if it will be a good or bad thing if I am deprived of the emotional let-down of loss after loss this going fall.

I feel ya. I'm a Raiders fan :-/
At least we improved to .500 last season.

Mark, Book Mark