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(wtsp.com)   Duck breaks into conference room, arrives early for meeting. With hilarious pic   (wtsp.com) divider line 124
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FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-03-02 02:27:14 PM
These AFLAC advertisements are going too far.
 
BurnShrike
2011-03-02 02:48:01 PM
Sorry, I couldn't finish reading the article.

I kept getting distracted by something.

www.wtsp.com
 
olddeegee [TotalFark]
2011-03-02 02:48:21 PM
When he shattered the window, how many people yelled,"Duck!".
 
kvinesknows [TotalFark]
2011-03-02 02:48:30 PM
Awesome! I had one of these ducks as a pet when I was growing up.
 
FishyFred
2011-03-02 02:48:31 PM
"Oh duck! When did you get so hilarious?"
 
Ivan Yankinov
2011-03-02 02:48:34 PM
# 2 in the mugshot round-up sidebar


WTF is up with his hair?
 
hammettman
2011-03-02 02:48:48 PM
Florida tag unwarranted here. (first time ever?) If it had been a gator...
 
busy chillin' [TotalFark]
2011-03-02 02:49:02 PM
Send that quack a bill.

/ducks
 
Ivo Shandor
2011-03-02 02:50:50 PM
If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7.
 
yert
2011-03-02 02:51:01 PM
In other news a disturbed Colombian soccer player was seen chasing ducks in Fort Myers office park.
 
HKWolf
2011-03-02 02:51:09 PM
The guy looks like Stephen Stucker from Airplane!. Is it just me seeing this?
 
therealpope
2011-03-02 02:51:42 PM
Duck duck goose.

images.wikia.com
 
Ivan Yankinov
2011-03-02 02:51:52 PM
Actually there is a shiatton of LULZ in the mugshot round-up
 
Excen
2011-03-02 02:52:18 PM
I was REALLY hoping it was an Insurance Agency. Darn.
 
Panty Sniffer
2011-03-02 02:53:04 PM
Ivan Yankinov: # 2 in the mugshot round-up sidebar


WTF is up with his hair?

That whole roundup is awesome.
 
kvinesknows [TotalFark]
2011-03-02 02:53:33 PM
Ivan Yankinov: # 2 in the mugshot round-up sidebar


WTF is up with his hair?


\check out 30.. Apparently you can be arrested for being on American Idol.
 
FishInABowl
2011-03-02 02:53:51 PM
gamerinvestments.com

Wanted for questioning
 
Make More Hinjews
2011-03-02 02:54:12 PM
Anybody else read that as, "Dutch break into conference room?"

/ Nee?
// Wat zoek je naar?
 
Aidan
2011-03-02 02:54:33 PM
I love engineers. "Hey. A duck. You aren't supposed to be here."
 
JustSeanV67
2011-03-02 02:54:38 PM
AFLAC!

/sorry, got nuttin'
 
bump
2011-03-02 02:56:47 PM
Engineer: "Duck season!"
Duck: "Rabbit season!!"
/rinse
//repeat
 
Make More Hinjews
2011-03-02 02:56:58 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
topcon
2011-03-02 02:58:40 PM
It happened under Obama's watch, people.

DUCKS ARE OUT OF CONTROL!
 
yert
2011-03-02 02:58:42 PM
Muscovy ducks are an invasive species that should be killed and eaten on sight.

/ducks
 
hammettman
2011-03-02 02:59:06 PM
hammettman: Florida tag unwarranted here. (first time ever?) If it had been a gator...

I take it back. I am dissapoint with duck. Many lulz with mugshots.
 
Aisling McStabby
2011-03-02 02:59:39 PM
Sees what you did there.
www.wtsp.com...and what you did over here too.
 
Another Government Employee
2011-03-02 02:59:44 PM
Damn AFLAC salesmen. Do ANYTHING to get a face to face.
 
tommyl66
2011-03-02 03:00:30 PM
THAT'S QUACKTASTIC!
 
MBooda
2011-03-02 03:00:43 PM
BurnShrike: Sorry, I couldn't finish reading the article.

I kept getting distracted by something.

Looks like she weighs the same as the duck.
 
Wollffeey
2011-03-02 03:00:50 PM
Muscovy ducks are nasty and stupid. They're also extremely violent to their rivals. One of them dropped an egg on my car. The females are kind of cute, though.

/csbs
 
Mike_LowELL [TotalFark]
2011-03-02 03:02:00 PM
www.shoutwiki.com

He's just working hard, sir.
 
Panty Sniffer
2011-03-02 03:02:20 PM
That's just how the duck rolls.
 
Current Resident [TotalFark]
2011-03-02 03:02:33 PM
Ducks may be loud, leave their droppings anywhere they please, disrupt traffic by choosing to lead their brood across the street against the light, deciding that my pool is their own personal pond...

But I've never met one that was ever late to a meeting.
 
stonicus
2011-03-02 03:03:12 PM
www.heroicfineart.com

What a duck who is never late to meetings might look like.
 
OnmyojiOmn
2011-03-02 03:04:15 PM
BurnShrike: Sorry, I couldn't finish reading the article.

I kept getting distracted by something.

img146.imageshack.us
 
Ivan Yankinov
2011-03-02 03:04:59 PM
where did the owl thread go?
 
Panty Sniffer
2011-03-02 03:05:30 PM
Ivan Yankinov: where did the owl thread go?

It was a repeat from the Sports tab.
 
mark12A
2011-03-02 03:05:44 PM
I don't know what others will say when the ducks come, but I know what I'll say when the ducks come....
 
Current Resident [TotalFark]
2011-03-02 03:05:57 PM
www.wtsp.com

Yeah...he knows where it goes...
 
ChipNASA [TotalFark]
2011-03-02 03:06:24 PM
oi53.tinypic.com

/meh...too long...
 
stonicus
2011-03-02 03:07:38 PM
Wollffeey: Muscovy ducks are nasty and stupid. They're also extremely violent to their rivals. One of them dropped an egg on my car. The females are kind of cute, though.

/csbs

s11.allstarpics.net

Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks!
 
CoMiGa
2011-03-02 03:08:00 PM
"I head a loud boom"
Your head a splode
 
dj42
2011-03-02 03:09:50 PM
CoMiGa: "I head a loud boom"
Your head a splode

Goes the dynamite?

Anyway, yeah, this article is a wonderful example of Not News.
 
yert
2011-03-02 03:09:55 PM
stonicus: Wollffeey: Muscovy ducks are nasty and stupid. They're also extremely violent to their rivals. One of them dropped an egg on my car. The females are kind of cute, though.

/csbs



Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks!

www.conversionrater.com
 
jeffrey626
2011-03-02 03:10:02 PM
I must say that mugshot roundup is pretty good...
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2011-03-02 03:10:02 PM
One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore...
 
Killer Cars
2011-03-02 03:12:34 PM
Maybe this is TMI, but I've found out it's literally impossible to masturbate if there's a duck somewhere in your line of vision staring at you.
 
Plush_Cthulhu
2011-03-02 03:12:39 PM
Oh duck, you so crazy.
 
wiregeek
2011-03-02 03:13:42 PM
the 'Redneck Yacht Club' linked off of the bottom of the page is delicious.
 
Fizbanone
2011-03-02 03:13:48 PM
oi54.tinypic.com

Why a duck?
 
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