Every US town needs a strip club!

-he who stacks pork

Small town poeple need boobies too!

"Some in town saw the lights and heard the pounding and wondered what was going on inside"

Must...not..take...out...of...context...

Oh, the heck with it. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

grandmom dancing naked

With all the stories about what is wrong with America it is nice to read something positive for a change.

Strippers are a nice addition to any town.

What a bunch of whiny farkers in that town. Nicollet is within in driving distance of me, I guess it's time for a little road trip :)

"...city leaders, as well as neighboring towns, are scrambling to adopt ordinances discouraging such businesses from taking hold."

They're handing the club a monopoly on boobies! I wish someone would give ME a monopoly on boobies...

Neighbour Susan Compart said "I'm just bummed." Heyooo.

Well, at least they won't be paying as much in property taxes.

ok so how bout this...
"Nicollet never created zoning restrictions addressing the issue of adult entertainment"

I didn't relize that "adult entertainment" was an ISSUE.

(boobies=adult only, violance=good4all)at least from what i can see, that's the way it looks

MY GOD FOX you can't be serious...hand over the boobie monopoly to WINDOWS ME????
NOOOOOO you must be stopped before it's too late.

When I was a kid my ole man said if we cleaned the garage we could do anything we wanted with it. So after we cleaned it we built a stage and talked a neighborhood girl into dancing and striping on it. Well, somehow her dad found out about it and came to our house threatening to beat up my brother and me. My ole man stuck a 38 in his mouth and said, "go ahead". We didn't see that girl much after that.

A non-alcoholic, small town strip club is probably about as erotic as reading Fark.

PvtStash- I think it is already too late.

"Amid the calls about the traffic and noise and garbage"

How much garbage does a strip club generate?... Can I smell it?

how did it happen?

#1. Frank Stallone.
#2. Beelzebub.
#3. Frank Stallone.
#4. Osama Bin Laden.
#5. Frank Stallone.
#6. Frank Stallone.

...Take Your Pick...

We used to have a juice bar strip club like this near here. If you did not mind stretch marks, saggy teeta's and a less than full set of teeth, and large bush. It was your place to be.
the "dancers" were mostly old biker skank. Nasty Nasty place. It was bulldozed under a few years back.

Feltonl- Did they let the dancers out first before they bulldozed it?

how can there be lots of beer cans being dumped everywhere if it's a nonalcoholic bar? Seems the cops could bust a lot of ppl on account of them walkin round with open containers if they were serious.

I want to create totalitarian boobie state. Attendence at strip joints will be mandatory. Strippers will be paid more than doctors. Hiding boobies under clothes will be a capital offense. Viva la Boobistan! Who's with me?

Well, I'll know soon enough! Looks like a drive down to Nicollet is on the agenda this weekend!

Boobies!

This just in: Nicollet, Minn. cops bust themselves for drinking outside of the area's only strip club.

This just goes to show you what I've known all along: If you're dating a stripper, you tell EVERYBODY.

I believe they did let them out first. If you visit Sturgis SD in August you will probably see most of them.

"Next thing you know those big city folks will be comin' in here with their jaywalkin' and their speedin' and their horn honkin'..."

That is fortunate because that is exactly where I am vacationing in August.

Said one man, who walked in with the help of a cane, "Should be a pretty good show tonight."


I'm picturing Walter Brennan here.

You guys are missing the point, the people aren't pissed because of the nudity, they're pissed because of all the shiat that's associated with a strip club. I wouldn't want one in my back yard. Hell, they should just burn the thing down, problem solved.

Hey... that's what my town needs... a strip club... maybe I could start one.. Wonder who the investor is....

I have to say I am appauled. I can't believe so many of you think this is OK, NONALCOHOLIC! FARK!!!!!!!

BigKahuna: I bet at 9PM the old guy starts yellin' "Put on Matlooock!"

Being so close to MSU and Gustavus, and being the only strip club so close, they can probably find a handful of actual hotties to do the stripping. Heck of a lot better pay than working the information desk.
The solution was in the article, however. The town needs to work out an agreement with them to move the business outside of the city proper. Granted, it would cost a fair amount to build a new place, but the city could throw in reduced taxes for 5 years to get them to move, and maybe even give them a beer and wine license.

You can't get a license in most places to sell booze when you run a totally nude bar.

Usually you can get beer or beaver, not both.

On the other hand, most totally nude joints are BYOB so you just bring in a cooler.

BTW, it has been my experience that those types of places usually look pretty trashy in their immediate vicinity. If I lived next door to it, I'd be very pissed too.

I think we should get a fark trip together to check this place out!!

Im only about 5 hours away...........small price to pay for boobies!!

Randyrat- yeah, or Golden Girls. Bea Arthur in a G-string. Oooooh.....

Hmmm...in my small town the grown ups always made sure there was at least one more curch than bar. They were at the bars on Friday and church on Sunday. Ahhh...good times.

Hmmmm, Fark party at the Nicollet strip club? Naked GAC and MSU Hotties (possibly....) Count me in!

I agree BaloneyFlaps. You ever looked behind a strip club? Not pretty.

I'm always up for boobies.

This cracks me up, and kinda pisses me off at the same time.

There's a place of questionable repute about 5 minutes from my house. It's a beaver/no-beer bar, and then, about 5 minutes from my office is a beer/no-beaver place. I never see people pissing in yards, puking on the street, etc. It's just asinine.

Of course, around here, people also complain when they open new shopping malls... DUH, People... you now have "convenience"... ungrateful bastages.

"It says it right here in the book of city ordinances... liquor and pubic hair. It's just plain illegal." hehe. I love that movie.

If people don't like strip clubs, they don't have to go. But some of us think they're fun. I had friends in that area of MN and judging by my experience... they need more strip clubs cuz there sure as hell ain't much else to do.

Wow, these guys are my heros! I wish I was that enterprising at 19-20.

Someone should talk the U. of Minn. into giving them honorary MBA's.

for real, TLBreer! i need to pull something like that off!

CandyPink, enlighten me... what movies is that?

Said Bruce Schmidt, owner of Schmidt's Meat Market, "We want growth for the town


A guy who named his place 'Meat Market' is complaining? Am I missing something? ;)

Boobies, boobies everywhere. I love America.