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(Seattle Times)   Investigators say cops got medieval on the patrol car. Should have called The Wolf   ( divider line
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2003-07-26 04:07:48 PM  
Worst Pulp Fiction reference ever.
2003-07-26 04:07:54 PM  
You callin the Wolf? That's all you had to say.
2003-07-26 04:08:42 PM  
Is that some homosexual slang term? "The Wolf".

2003-07-26 04:08:42 PM  
Damn negro! That's all you had to say!
2003-07-26 04:09:49 PM  
"Let's get down to brass tacks, gentlemen.
2003-07-26 04:10:46 PM  
Almost forgot his best one!

"So pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the farkin' car."
2003-07-26 04:16:29 PM  
So 2 drunk cops beat the crap out of a patrol car.
Rookie returns to his damaged car, refuses to agree to cover up the incident and is now the target of harassment by the other officers for reporting the incident.

Behold the brotherhood of the Force. We'll enforce the laws for everyone else, but if one of us is caught doing something illegal we expect you to cover it up.

These are the people keeping you safe from the "criminals".

you go rookie, show them what the words "morals" and "integrity" mean.
2003-07-26 04:20:09 PM  
Our cops are tops!
2003-07-26 04:21:25 PM  
Privatize the police and this shiat would stop cold. Corps dont put up with crap such as this like the local government will.
2003-07-26 04:21:57 PM  
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2003-07-26 04:22:49 PM  
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This was my first thought. *?*
2003-07-26 04:35:25 PM  
Are you an Oak man, Jimmy?

/Worse pointless Pulp Fiction reference..Sorry, submitter ;)
2003-07-26 04:55:24 PM  
OMG that is one of the unfuniiest attempts at humour in the history of Fark.

Today is a sad day.
2003-07-26 05:23:40 PM  
I think it's a job for the Dog.
2003-07-26 05:23:51 PM  
"Privatize the police and this shiat would stop cold. Corps dont put up with crap such as this like the local government will."

OMG, that was too funny! Tell another one.

I guess Enron, WorldCom, the S&L failures, and all of the toxic superfund cites left by polluting corporations are all figments of my imagination. Yeah, corps are the do-good angels of our society, always putting ethics above anything else.

As far as these two officers and their supporters, they should be fired, promptly. If the cops are dirty, there is little hope for real justice in this country.
2003-07-26 05:34:18 PM  
Does Pulp Fiction look like a b!tch? Then why are you trying to fark it like a b!tch?
2003-07-26 05:40:30 PM  
I just saw Super Troopers for the first time last night.

Great movie.
2003-07-26 06:25:37 PM  
No farking respect for anyone i tell you. I ABSOLUTELY HATE COPS. They should be charged and thrown in prison like normal people. After all they were off duty and they do HAVE to follow the laws like civillians. If they don't get charged i'm gonna go midevil on patrol cars. nuff said. much angst against cops.
2003-07-26 06:29:39 PM  
Oh and i'd like for you all to listen to what some of my african american friends have to say. May i present to you NWA - fark the police and Ice T - Cop killer.
2003-07-26 06:47:27 PM  
Well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet. - the wolf
2003-07-26 07:27:08 PM  
Awwwwww, it's just cops blowing off a little steam. Jesus, they could have been out drilling someone's ass with a plunger handle or something wierd.
2003-07-26 07:29:20 PM  
most importantly what were the drinks laced with? Was it a 5 dollar shake?

2003-07-26 07:51:20 PM  
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2003-07-26 08:58:50 PM  
Yet another stellar moment in Law Enforcement in Western Washington.

You know, I am competent at my job, and I pretty much have coworkers that are competent too. If we weren't we'd be fired.

It must be nice to be in a union that lets you put lying and covering up mistakes ahead of doing a job with integrity.
2003-07-26 09:32:29 PM  
"Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners."
2003-07-26 09:54:22 PM  
Teen Wolf?
2003-07-27 09:07:06 PM  
Pulp Fiction? I thought it was a Gargoyles reference....
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