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  2013-01-30 08:29:02 PM
Meatybrain: wavion: So... I'm noticing a distinct lack of boobies in my recent GIS results. Did something change?
If so, I am not impressed.

They now insist you specifically ask for smut. So, where a former search for "boobs" would get you miles of titty, now if you don't ask for "boobs porn filth baby Jesus weeping" all you get are pictures of stupid people and birds with blue feet.

Last time I searched for "gaping assholes" all I got was a link to the Congressional Record. It's a crying shame, it is...


lol
 
  2013-01-30 08:55:46 PM
stertz: Gwinny, could you please erase my first entry here.   Added a couple of tweaks after the intitial post.  Thanks!

got it
 
  2013-01-30 09:15:53 PM
Meatybrain: Last time I searched for "gaping assholes" all I got was a link to the Congressional Record. It's a crying shame, it is...

LOL
 
  2013-01-30 09:23:30 PM
I just got done clicking on results of "fun poop", would not do again.
 
  2013-01-30 10:55:43 PM
Vortex Dweller: I just got done clicking on results of "fun poop", would not do again.

Yeah, but now it's mainly comical caricatures of feces.

Add "pron" to the mix, though, and you get pages of... um... well, I believe the proper term is "ladies at stool".

Oddly enough, if you spell it right you get pictures of poo-dudes, too.

What a wonderful web we live in
A sweet romantic place
Beautiful feces everywhere
On the floor and in your hair


/ we now return control of this thread to you
 
  2013-01-30 11:03:26 PM
Meatybrain: Yeah, but now it's mainly comical caricatures of feces.

No, it was horrible. First click was enjoyable, second click was MY GAWD WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS.
 
  2013-01-31 03:07:05 AM
 
  2013-01-31 05:25:38 AM
wavion: So... I'm noticing a distinct lack of boobies in my recent GIS results. Did something change?
If so, I am not impressed.


I know I'm late to this discussion but, when google changed I switched over to Bing. You could also try this one for private browsing.
/lens flare
 
  2013-01-31 09:45:08 AM
It's looking like the "Cats in Classic Paintings" contest is going to be an epic.
 
  2013-01-31 10:11:31 AM
grampy: It's looking like the "Cats in Classic Paintings" contest is going to be an epic.

Meooow
 
  2013-01-31 10:51:14 AM
 
  2013-01-31 02:14:17 PM
grampy: It's looking like the "Cats in Classic Paintings" contest is going to be an epic.

It's cats, on the internet. Of course it's going to be epic.
 
  2013-01-31 02:25:41 PM
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: grampy: It's looking like the "Cats in Classic Paintings" contest is going to be an epic.

It's cats, on the internet. Of course it's going to be epic.


Ah, yes. I guess that's kind of obvious, isn't it. I suppose I just wasn't thinking clearly.
 
  2013-01-31 02:52:21 PM
All this talk about cats reminds me of this fake ad.  Always good for a laugh.   Hotlink
 
  2013-01-31 04:34:58 PM
what do I do if i don't have total fark? I have a ton of ideas but Dumski hates.
 
  2013-01-31 05:19:58 PM
fisker: what do I do if i don't have total fark?

It probably means you have a life.
 
  2013-01-31 05:51:14 PM
Flab: fisker: what do I do if i don't have total fark?

It probably means you have a life.


If it wasn't for Fark, I wouldn't know how to use Photoshop.  I wouldn't have tried.
 
  2013-01-31 06:08:09 PM
fisker: Flab: fisker: what do I do if i don't have total fark?

It probably means you have a life.

If it wasn't for Fark, I wouldn't know how to use Photoshop.  I wouldn't have tried.


I have Total Fark and I STILL don't know how to use Photoshop. Quit comin' in here and braggin'!
:-)
 
  2013-01-31 06:44:56 PM
Lar Jorgen: fisker: Flab: fisker: what do I do if i don't have total fark?

It probably means you have a life.

If it wasn't for Fark, I wouldn't know how to use Photoshop.  I wouldn't have tried.

I have Total Fark and I STILL don't know how to use Photoshop. Quit comin' in here and braggin'!
:-)


Well, I don't. :(
 
  2013-01-31 06:57:28 PM
fisker: what do I do if i don't have total fark? I have a ton of ideas but Dumski hates.

Keep entering contests as a liter. Eventually someone will laugh at one of your shoops so hard they will accidentally his the sponsor button.
 
  2013-01-31 08:37:40 PM
fisker: what do I do if i don't have total fark? I have a ton of ideas but Dumski hates.

Sigh.... on about me again? not sure why you dislike me so much, but,  on to "ignore" you go...again. And I just took you off a couple of weeks ago. :(
Should have stuck with the advice I was given, but, I have a soft heart.
Can't help but troll in this forum? Pay the $5, stop complaining, use your ideas and be a meaningful member. Oh well. ---> Preferences --> "click". Done. Last time. Bye!
 
  2013-01-31 08:42:06 PM
manyone: gwinny
please delete my first entry in
http://www.fark.com/comments/7557310/Photoshop-this-steamy-scene?sta rt id=82134229
thanks


got it
 
  2013-01-31 08:54:30 PM
Gwinny, O shuffle here please. Thank you!
 
  2013-01-31 10:03:54 PM
Dumski: fisker: what do I do if i don't have total fark? I have a ton of ideas but Dumski hates.

Sigh.... on about me again? not sure why you dislike me so much, but,  on to "ignore" you go...again. And I just took you off a couple of weeks ago. :(
Should have stuck with the advice I was given, but, I have a soft heart.
Can't help but troll in this forum? Pay the $5, stop complaining, use your ideas and be a meaningful member. Oh well. ---> Preferences --> "click". Done. Last time. Bye!


I'm sorry, Dumski, but you were the one who commented about me when I was thanking someone in this forum. You had no business there but you did it anyways. I really don't understand what your problem is. You can talk all you want but far be it from someone else to comment on your behavior positive or negative you still talk massive amounts of shiat acting like you own this website.

This is a public website and you are not a moderator. You will never learn this simple fact. I feel like I can't join in without your approval. I have spoken and even thanked people in this forum and never mentioned your name, but there you are, talking massive shiat. Shut the fark up. Stop responding to me. You suck and so do your shops. You are not talented. You are the reason why people don't join in the Photoshop contests. You run around acting like you own this place and even if someone trolls you, you pretend that you are the only person capable of trolling. Are you still reading? Or are you a coward that has me on ignore?
 
  2013-01-31 10:17:51 PM
LOLWUT
 
  2013-02-01 01:45:18 AM
Not sure if this has been covered, but with the new posting system how does one go about using an image as a link (as in the case of NSFW filter images)?
 
  2013-02-01 02:19:10 AM
 
  2013-02-01 02:29:01 AM
Mock26: Not sure if this has been covered, but with the new posting system how does one go about using an image as a link (as in the case of NSFW filter images)?
 
  2013-02-01 02:30:39 AM
Hmm. Just click the Use HTML Buttons link and then use the same code as before.
 
  2013-02-01 03:26:50 AM
Talent. This guy has it.

One of the pics might be NSFW
 
  2013-02-01 03:33:39 AM
Mock26: Not sure if this has been covered, but with the new posting system how does one go about using an image as a link (as in the case of NSFW filter images)?

Go to the Fark FAQ page and look under "basic HTML" look for the "OMG NSFW" part. The code is there to cut and paste after you hit the Raw HTML button. That should work.
 
  2013-02-01 03:34:53 AM
Body art.

Thrakkorzog: Mock26: Not sure if this has been covered, but with the new posting system how does one go about using an image as a link (as in the case of NSFW filter images)?

Go to the Fark FAQ page and look under "basic HTML" look for the "OMG NSFW" part. The code is there to cut and paste after you hit the Raw HTML button. That should work.


How you been, Thrakk?
 
  2013-02-01 04:52:20 AM
False alarm.  Somehow I messed up on my code and it kept rejecting it.
 
#2 [TotalFark]
  2013-02-01 06:00:42 AM
Yowwza! Take it easy there Dumski and  fisker....
 
  2013-02-01 07:41:49 AM
#2: Yowwza! Take it easy there Dumski and  fisker....

Yeah - What he says.

I mean - when did this forum become the local gym where Golden Glove boxers go to spar? I'm not really into violent sports, so pease take it out to the back alley.

:  )  <--- Indicates that I am not being entirely serious.
 
  2013-02-01 09:08:28 AM
Ha ha. I only have 26 minutes to get to the gym, so I must brush up on my pugilistic skills! Back alleys scare me,, so I prefer to stay in here. Don't know what was said above, but judging from two of the following posts, I can only assume it wasn't pleasant. I hope I wasn't besmirched.

Anyway, big ups to everyone in the "cat masterpiece" contest! Some great entries in there. I kind of got carried away, but it was soothing balm for my indifference towards the furry little feline. I obviously have a bias toward the cartoon variety.
 
  2013-02-01 09:12:37 AM
Mock26: Not sure if this has been covered, but with the new posting system how does one go about using an image as a link (as in the case of NSFW filter images)?

1. Paste your placehoder SFW image.
2. Highlight it.
3. Click on hte chain-link button.
4. Paste the URL of your NSFW image.

Or use the raw HTML mode and do like we did in the good old days, way back when Ackbars and Mustard Men roamed the cliché plains.
 
  2013-02-01 09:20:34 AM
Quick question:  I am having a problem when I try to select an image after I do a google image search.  Sometimes when I click on the thumbnail the page will expand to show me the source image and othertimes it expands for a split second and then contracts back down without showing me the source image.  It seems to do this for larger images, so I am forced to right click the thumbnail and open in a new tab.  It's very annoying (first world problem, I know).  Does anyone else have this problem and, if so, is there a way around?
 
  2013-02-01 10:59:13 AM
stertz: Quick question:  I am having a problem when I try to select an image after I do a google image search.  Sometimes when I click on the thumbnail the page will expand to show me the source image and othertimes it expands for a split second and then contracts back down without showing me the source image.  It seems to do this for larger images, so I am forced to right click the thumbnail and open in a new tab.  It's very annoying (first world problem, I know).  Does anyone else have this problem and, if so, is there a way around?

Not sure if I am understanding correctly. But....
GIS works different for me at home (with Firefox) versus at work (with MS Explorer). If you get those expandable thumbnail-like images, you can scroll down to the bottom of the page and click the Switch to basic version link.That displays the page the old way. you can then modify the search to look for larger images, etc.
 
  2013-02-01 11:18:10 AM
stertz: Quick question:  I am having a problem when I try to select an image after I do a google image search.  Sometimes when I click on the thumbnail the page will expand to show me the source image and othertimes it expands for a split second and then contracts back down without showing me the source image.  It seems to do this for larger images, so I am forced to right click the thumbnail and open in a new tab.  It's very annoying (first world problem, I know).  Does anyone else have this problem and, if so, is there a way around?

Might this be a browser problem? I don't have any problems on Chrome, even with all my filters. What is nice in the new search is that you get three choices (page, source, details) on the image you select instead of the original on top of the source site.
 
  2013-02-01 11:37:32 AM
Saw this in my daily Failblog email breakfast. I hope this guy isn't a Fark photo-shopper.
 
  2013-02-01 11:53:20 AM
libranoelrose: Talent. This guy has it.

One of the pics might be NSFW


Those are fantastic!  Nice find.  Thanks for sharing.
 
  2013-02-01 12:03:41 PM
libranoelrose: Body art.

Thrakkorzog: Mock26: Not sure if this has been covered, but with the new posting system how does one go about using an image as a link (as in the case of NSFW filter images)?

Go to the Fark FAQ page and look under "basic HTML" look for the "OMG NSFW" part. The code is there to cut and paste after you hit the Raw HTML button. That should work.

How you been, Thrakk?


Good, how about you? Things going good?
 
  2013-02-01 12:41:44 PM
Just did my first photoshop entry yesterday, thought I'd come in here and see what is going on.  I read back about a week, hope that is enough.

Is there always this much animosity flying around in here, or did I come at a bad time?
 
  2013-02-01 01:03:16 PM
LarryWerner


Bwa hahahahahaha! I had the same experience. No it's not always like that, typically there are thoughtful discussions on the proper use of lootie. However, they do require you show pictures of your cats
 
  2013-02-01 01:10:16 PM
LarryWerner: Is there always this much animosity flying around in here, or did I come at a bad time?

It's usually fairly peaceful, but occasionally somebody does go off the deep end and threatens to leave and never come back due to a perceived injustice of some sort. If you don't wear your feelings on your sleeve and can tolerate a little snark you should be okay here. We're mostly just a bunch of old farts chatting about nothing of importance...except cats. You have to link to a picture of your cat to be accepted as a true photoshopper by most of the folks around here. You can't photoshop without cats. Alpacas will do in a pinch, but dogs just won't cut it.

/did I mention cats?
 
  2013-02-01 01:18:07 PM
LarryWerner: or did I come at a bad time?

YEAH!  SO GET THE FARK OUT!


/I keed, I keed,we welcome new people
//for me to poop on
 
  2013-02-01 01:23:24 PM
LarryWerner: Virtual Pet Cats, are acceptable - though just. I am allergic, so had to borrow my sister's cats.
Also acceptable are tortoises.
 
  2013-02-01 01:50:12 PM
mrlizard: Not sure if I am understanding correctly. But....
GIS works different for me at home (with Firefox) versus at work (with MS Explorer). If you get those expandable thumbnail-like images, you can scroll down to the bottom of the page and click the Switch to basic version link.That displays the page the old way. you can then modify the search to look for larger images, etc.


I'm using Explorer at work as well.  I think I'll switch back to the basic version.  Thanks for the info!
 
  2013-02-01 02:08:37 PM
I see....well, I don't have any pets.  It is too crazy around here without them, and the wife and son are both allergic as all get out.  So I really wouldn't have anything to contribute to pet-related discussions.  I don't suppose you would care to entertain an occasional conversation about other topics?  Say, photoshop for example?  No biggie if not, I am not looking to disrupt anything.  It isn't like there aren't a hundred tutorial places to go for that, right?  But I am here already, and figured as long as there is a tab for it I would pop in and ask.
 
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