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(Daily Mail)   Christina Aguilera arrested for public intox after failing sobriety test, by oversinging the wrong letters to the alphabet   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 41
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msannomalley
2011-03-01 03:38:11 PM
Can she be arrested for having such a nasty looking weave?

/Please?
 
The Invisible Sky Wizard
2011-03-01 03:39:01 PM
I really don't like that creature.
 
Roxy Monoxide
2011-03-01 03:39:22 PM
Dude, she totally skipped over LMNO...who does that?
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2011-03-01 03:39:25 PM
Public intoxication? Why is that even a crime? I'm a lot more dangerous to others when I'm not intoxicated than when I'm in my normal state.
 
jameseatsbabies
2011-03-01 03:40:06 PM
Height 5'2"
Weight 100

bulllllllllshiat
 
RantCasey
2011-03-01 03:41:42 PM
Mugshot or gtfo.
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-03-01 03:44:13 PM
It seems as though she's attracted to ordinary looking men.
 
eagles95 [TotalFark]
2011-03-01 03:45:37 PM
jameseatsbabies: Height 5'2"
Weight 100

bulllllllllshiat

No kidding. 100 lbs is maybe the ton of makeup on her face and her ginormus bewbs
 
Lachwen
2011-03-01 03:54:18 PM
The former couple, who she has a three-year-old son, Max.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
 
MoparPower
2011-03-01 03:55:10 PM
I was drunk in a bar! They, threw me into public. -Ron White
 
nstutsman
2011-03-01 03:56:36 PM
Lachwen: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Okay. This sentence hurts my head.
 
sure haven't
2011-03-01 03:58:12 PM
Lachwen: The former couple, who she has a three-year-old son, Max.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Y-... uh... no?
 
ihatedumbpeople
2011-03-01 03:59:04 PM
So...I understand the driver getting busted. But she got nabbed for being a drunk passenger in the car? WTF? How is that "public"? That's just silly.
 
ihatedumbpeople
2011-03-01 04:01:58 PM
Lachwen: The former couple, who she has a three-year-old son, Max.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

files.sharenator.com
 
freetomato [TotalFark]
2011-03-01 04:04:00 PM
ihatedumbpeople: How is that "public"? That's just silly.

Agrees.

www.wheresthedrinks.com
 
cryinoutloud
2011-03-01 04:05:27 PM
eagles95: jameseatsbabies: Height 5'2"
Weight 100
bulllllllllshiat
No kidding. 100 lbs is maybe the ton of makeup on her face and her ginormus bewbs

You know, that's just the weight that's on your driver's license. You can put down anything you like, it's not like they weigh you when you go in to get one. And I doubt they took her to the police station and weighed her either.

But how farking drunk do you have to be to get busted when you're just a passenger, and the driver is getting arrested? All you have to do is sit there quietly. Nobody cares how drunk the passengers are, unless they start lipping off to the cop or something.
 
Two Hearted
2011-03-01 04:06:37 PM
Lachwen: The former couple, who she has a three-year-old son, Max.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Are you trying to give me an aneurysm? I think it's work[drool]
 
a4matte
2011-03-01 04:10:12 PM
Lachwen: The former couple, who she has a three-year-old son, Max.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

/foams at mouth trying to read that
 
shallowdiver
2011-03-01 04:11:26 PM
benisawesome.files.wordpress.com
 
forgotmydamnusername
2011-03-01 04:17:23 PM
ihatedumbpeople: So...I understand the driver getting busted. But she got nabbed for being a drunk passenger in the car? WTF? How is that "public"? That's just silly.

I don't know anything about this event, but I did have a passenger in a car I was driving get taken away for being drunk. Said passenger leaned out the door and copiously vomited on the cop's shoes while he was doing the "License and registration" routine.
 
bottsicus
2011-03-01 04:23:40 PM
ihatedumbpeople: Lachwen: The former couple, who she has a three-year-old son, Max.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Thanks for posting that picture...I hadn't seen it in a while and everytime I do I crack up.
 
mjohnson71
2011-03-01 04:32:59 PM
Sounds like they didn't arrest her. Just held her until she was sober enough to make a phone call for a ride home.
 
vrax
2011-03-01 04:35:11 PM
i54.tinypic.com
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-03-01 04:42:18 PM
mjohnson71: Sounds like they didn't arrest her. Just held her until she was sober enough to make a phone call for a ride home.

I think you need to look up the definition of "arrest".
 
Shenanigans!
2011-03-01 05:00:24 PM
ihatedumbpeople: So...I understand the driver getting busted. But she got nabbed for being a drunk passenger in the car? WTF? How is that "public"? That's just silly.

Yeah, it happens all the time. Even to non-famous people. She won't be convicted of anything, and Charlie Sheen is dominating the celebrity trainwreck portion of the news right now, so she'll be fine.
 
ClavellBCMI [TotalFark]
2011-03-01 05:19:49 PM
Her offense is no more serious than the arrest of the town drunk of Mayberry, RFD. Basically, even though she was just the passenger in the vehicle, the cops decided she was too hammered to be allowed to simply find her own way home after the driver was carted off to jail for being as hammered as she was while attempting to operate a motor vehicle, so they kept her in jail overnight on the (relatively minor, but no less embarrassing) charge of "public intoxication", let her sleep it off (as countless drunks have done throughout the ages), and sent her home the next morning. The only reason this made the news is that she is a "public figure", with a recent history of embarrassing incidents of public intoxication, which should be alarming to herself, her family, and her friends. Sad to say, but she needs help.
 
DaCricket [TotalFark]
2011-03-01 06:39:32 PM
ClavellBCMI: even though she was just the passenger in the vehicle, the cops decided she was too hammered to be allowed to simply find her own way home

Exactly. And she didn't have to be mouthing off or yakking on a cops shoes, she could have simply been that nearly-passed out drunk who thinks the pavement is really-quite-comfortable-thank-you-very-much.
 
HotSalsaZoot
2011-03-01 07:36:35 PM
Am I the only one who wants to spray her face with enough man-seed, she can plant a crop?
 
ColSanders
2011-03-01 07:52:02 PM
HotSalsaZoot: Am I the only one who wants to spray her face with enough man-seed, she can plant a crop?

No, you aren't.

As another Farker said not too long ago about another hottie, I'd make her face look like a painter's radio.
 
rickycal78
2011-03-01 08:01:59 PM
HotSalsaZoot: Am I the only one who wants to spray her face with enough man-seed, she can plant a crop?

It would be an improvement over her makeup artist simply setting the make up gun to "Whore". She's got decent looks, I dunno why she insists on caking so much crap onto her face.
 
skinink
2011-03-01 08:19:02 PM

Typical Farker's opinion on women's looks - "Either the girl is too bony or too fat to sleep with, and unless she has the face of a pornstar the girl is butterface, and if she has one flaw she might as well never leave the house. And oh yeah, I've seen at least ten women this morning walking across campus/crossing the street/ in my office who look way better than whichever woman we're talking about."


Do you Farkers think you'll get the best sex from a woman who's a homebody?
 
Atomic Spunk
2011-03-01 08:46:14 PM
skinink: Typical Farker's opinion on women's looks - "Either the girl is too bony or too fat to sleep with, and unless she has the face of a pornstar the girl is butterface, and if she has one flaw she might as well never leave the house. And oh yeah, I've seen at least ten women this morning walking across campus/crossing the street/ in my office who look way better than whichever woman we're talking about."


Do you Farkers think you'll get the best sex from a woman who's a homebody?

Thank goodness someone better than the rest of us stopped by to set us all straight.
 
bluorangefyre [TotalFark]
2011-03-01 09:39:00 PM
Next up: she shaves her head.
 
MrHappyRotter
2011-03-01 11:32:04 PM
Golf clap for subby!
 
InmanRoshi
2011-03-02 12:42:43 AM
ClavellBCMI: Her offense is no more serious than the arrest of the town drunk of Mayberry, RFD.

Her offense was as serious as a public intoxication, which is why she was jailed over night and forced to post bail instead of just being able to call a taxi to take her home.
 
edronny
2011-03-02 01:01:58 AM
Lachwen: The former couple, who she has a three-year-old son, Max.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

This thread just made my whole damn week. Cheers!
 
YodaBlues [TotalFark]
2011-03-02 02:44:12 AM
forgotmydamnusername: ihatedumbpeople: So...I understand the driver getting busted. But she got nabbed for being a drunk passenger in the car? WTF? How is that "public"? That's just silly.

I don't know anything about this event, but I did have a passenger in a car I was driving get taken away for being drunk. Said passenger leaned out the door and copiously vomited on the cop's shoes while he was doing the "License and registration" routine.

So your saying if he had barely vomited on the cop's shoes, he might've just gotten a warning?

"Well Officer, it could've worse. He could've copiously vomited on your shoes. "
 
DJanomaly
2011-03-02 04:40:38 AM
eagles95: jameseatsbabies: Height 5'2"
Weight 100

bulllllllllshiat

No kidding. 100 lbs is maybe the ton of makeup on her face and her ginormus bewbs

She was pretty skinny about eight months ago.....then her husband left her, and she became a hardcore drunk. That tends to pack on the pounds.
 
Zed-ex
2011-03-02 11:02:31 AM
skinink: Typical Farker's opinion on women's looks - "Either the girl is too bony or too fat to sleep with, and unless she has the face of a pornstar the girl is butterface, and if she has one flaw she might as well never leave the house. And oh yeah, I've seen at least ten women this morning walking across campus/crossing the street/ in my office who look way better than whichever woman we're talking about."


Do you Farkers think you'll get the best sex from a woman who's a homebody?

You forgot about how their knees are often far too sharp.
 
Darth Invictus
2011-03-02 11:24:22 AM
Looks like the Disney Curse is still in play. But only more slowly in Aguilara's case.

I'd still hit it. In fact, chicks who are blotto drunk and like it in the ass are my speciality.
 
forgotmydamnusername
2011-03-02 01:49:32 PM
YodaBlues: forgotmydamnusername: ihatedumbpeople: So...I understand the driver getting busted. But she got nabbed for being a drunk passenger in the car? WTF? How is that "public"? That's just silly.

I don't know anything about this event, but I did have a passenger in a car I was driving get taken away for being drunk. Said passenger leaned out the door and copiously vomited on the cop's shoes while he was doing the "License and registration" routine.

So your saying if he had barely vomited on the cop's shoes, he might've just gotten a warning?

"Well Officer, it could've worse. He could've copiously vomited on your shoes. "

Maybe, maybe not. I haven't witnessed enough such incidents to have sufficient sample size, but I'm fairly sure that when you spew about two quarts of slurry of stale beer, nasty cheap blended whiskey, and Taco Bell on the piggy, may as well just bring your hands together behind you and wait for the cuffs.
 
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