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(Google) Weeners The wonderful bad-ass known as Johnny Depp. SFW   ( divider line
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9401 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Jul 2003 at 2:32 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-07-25 09:02:30 PM  
I like the movie where he plays the creepy guy.
2003-07-25 09:51:01 PM  
Ahhhhh, Jonny Depp.
Currently starring in a movie..hmmmm...with..


Oh, that guy from those other movies..

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Know who I mean?

Also, Benny and Joon is one of my favorite movies of all time. The guy may be odd, but he's one of the best actors his generation has to offer.
2003-07-26 01:01:02 AM  
Who said that people are either Elvis fans or Beatles fans but no one is really both? For some reason i'm thinking it was Uma in Pulp Fiction...
Anyway, I have the same philoshphy about Brad Pitt and Johnny Depp, you're either a Brad girl or a Johnny girl.

I happpen to be a Johnny girl myself. :)
2003-07-26 01:03:14 AM  
p.s. My spelling is betterer when sober.
2003-07-26 01:49:56 AM  
You're only allowed to like one actor with double consanants at the end of his name.
2003-07-26 01:50:29 AM  
I don't know Smarterthanyou
Both can easily be classified as 'pretty boys'
Both also look like they probably smell funny.

Hard call
2003-07-26 02:43:18 AM  
No one can ever talk crap about Johnny Depp for three reasons: "Ed Wood", "Dead Man" and "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas".
2003-07-26 02:47:47 AM  
did anyone else see jay leno rip johnny depp a new hole on his show one night?
2003-07-26 02:50:36 AM  
Sweater Girl He looks like me! Except for that curly hair. And I am in color!
SmarterThanYou Join the club. (Drunkenspelling & Johnny Depp fan)
2003-07-26 02:54:50 AM  
I would burn my hetero-pass on Johnny. He is awesome.
2003-07-26 02:56:18 AM  
Sothes my eyes.
Fear & Loathing saw him kick all sorts of ass Jay Leno could never possess. Jay Leno is the poor man's late night show - as if he's ever said anything that matters.
But still - brad girl.
2003-07-26 03:03:30 AM  
"bad ass?" I've always wondered how a guy that looks like a woman can be bad ass.
2003-07-26 03:03:48 AM  
I too find the humor in a Google Image Search being the link.

Good luck finding any pics of him over 100 x 100 pixels, LOL
2003-07-26 03:09:34 AM  
Gah, you people suck. You can't even find any pictures of him from Pirates of the Caribbean? *pirate fetish*
2003-07-26 03:10:24 AM  
This dude is lame
2003-07-26 03:20:33 AM  
ohhhh yeah! I'm really into Johnny Dep. It's the whole sexy jaw thing, and the deep, troubled, neurotic sort of personality. yep..... I'm smitten
2003-07-26 03:20:55 AM  
i dunno, i think Jonny Depp AND Bradd Pitt kick ass. they've both had edgy roles, like brad in fight club and depp in fear and loathing........eesh what a pair those two characters would make.
2003-07-26 03:26:05 AM  
Yum. Yum yum, I would so hit it.

What, doesn't a chick get to say it? ;)

And yeah, both Brad and Johnny do it for me.
2003-07-26 03:30:47 AM  
Johnny Depp! He so purdy...

I have a proposition. Someone should make a movie featuring Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Ben Affleck (with facial hair circa "Chasing Amy"), Vin Diesel, Leonardo DiCaprio (in "Catch Me If You Can" mode), Guy Pearce, and the kid from "Smallville" for good measure. And they're all shirtless. The plot doesn't matter, of course.
2003-07-26 03:30:47 AM  
Well, that was crap. Guess I'll just have to go to the movies again.

/off to AAA to buy cheap tickets
2003-07-26 03:32:31 AM  
OMFG I LOOK JUST LIKE THIS GUY's attorney from Fear and Loathing.

Sucks to be me.
2003-07-26 03:35:38 AM  
why do guy actors make gay-ass faces whenever they pose for photos?

/secretly jealous cuz i'm not just fugly, but mugly
2003-07-26 03:37:26 AM  
As a straight male, he's an ultimate acting pimp.
2003-07-26 03:38:26 AM  
JeffK, oh fark no! I wouldn't say it sucked at all if you looked like Benecio del Toro. He's farking hot, when he's hot.

Queen, I'd see that movie. I'll just ignore the Vin Diesel part. He freaks me out.
2003-07-26 03:44:25 AM  
jonr Guess I'll have to take your word for it ;)
That landscape photo you have on your site is breathtaking.
Queen Mushroom Don't forget Jason Behr
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2003-07-26 04:04:27 AM  
Ooh, who can forget Jason Behr!

But Benicio over Vin? Poppycock I say!

Either way, Benicio can be in my movie (working title: Beef Parade) with the given conditions: a) He keep his shirt on, b) He doesn't use a shiatty Yiddish accent, c) He doesn't gain 40 pounds and hang his gut out his pants for the entire movie

Any other casting suggestions?
2003-07-26 04:16:51 AM  
Well, for me personally, I need to throw in some hot chicks too. I'd ask for Monica Belluci, Angelina Jolie (freak or not, she's hot), Gwyneth Paltrow and Salma Hayek.
2003-07-26 04:17:46 AM  
*slaps forehead* And Rene Russo!
2003-07-26 04:18:33 AM  
Queen Mushroom:
Ok, it might just be me but I say cast Elijah Wood. I have been hot for him since the beginning, when he was just an annoyingly cute kid. But know hes a hunka hunka burnin love!! I say god da*m!
2003-07-26 04:22:47 AM  
Mmmmmmmm .. Johnny ..
2003-07-26 04:47:46 AM  
Benicio Del Toro was farking hot in The Usual Suspects. He went downhill fast though.
2003-07-26 04:48:10 AM  
If I could look like anyone:
1: Paul Newman
2: Brad Pitt
3: Johnny Depp
4: Cary Grant
I'm straight all the way, but I'd seriously consider giving it up to them if the timing was right. (This is rhetorical, so I mean when Paul was young and Cary was, you know, alive.)
2003-07-26 04:49:08 AM  
I agree Andrew, Johnny's a fricken pimp.

I also like his brand of hair gel.
2003-07-26 04:51:24 AM  
"Benicio Del Toro "

didn't he play Four Fingers in Snatch ?

2003-07-26 04:55:29 AM  
for someone who just turned 40, he is a hot piece of ass.
2003-07-26 04:59:39 AM  
And, finally, in honor of emilythestrange:

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no, wait...

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2003-07-26 05:13:34 AM  
My god, 40? It just doesn't seem possible. I'd love to volunteer to further those kind of genes ;)
2003-07-26 05:14:51 AM  
depp takes roles nobody else has the talent to take on.he will win an oscar one day,mark my words.
2003-07-26 05:17:41 AM  
Benicio was in Snatch, yes.

You people need Jude Law in your movie. And possibly Ryan Phillippe.
2003-07-26 05:30:45 AM  
If anyone can find a screencap of Jude Law's nude scene from The Talented Mr. Ripley, I swear I will give you a week's worth of Oreos.

Anyway, as for Mr. Ryan:

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He's got quite a pair of nipples on him. He's still not as manly as Reese, though.
2003-07-26 06:22:59 AM  
wait.....the post said weeners.......HE's NOT NAKED!!!! Im very upset!
2003-07-26 06:30:03 AM  
resize your pics Queen Mushroom ya kinda broke the pipe there ;)

Oh, and another good cast member would be Matthew McConaughey
2003-07-26 06:53:13 AM  
Keelin Go here for some hot Pirate action. (ok, so it's mostly Orlando but there's Johnny thrown in there too.)

And come on, there are lots of fan sites. A GIS link is so cheap!
2003-07-26 07:06:55 AM  
I would ride him until my knees gave out.

And then I'd volunteer to be on bottom for awhile.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2003-07-26 07:35:22 AM  
My ex-girlfriend was obsessed with Johnny Depp. Saw all his movies, talked about him a lot. He was about the only guy she showed any interest in. From this I conclude he appeals to mentally disturbed women.

(Now what am I doing posting in a weeners thread? Time to go away.)
2003-07-26 07:56:09 AM  
I've said it before: The most exciting moment in all of cinema history was when Matt Damon dipped his fingers into Jude Law's bathwater. *faint*
2003-07-26 08:55:01 AM  
I'd hit it.


"Winona Forever" - that's rich. wonder if he still has that one or he forever lasered it off. HAHAHAHAHA.
2003-07-26 09:18:29 AM  
Nope, he was on the actor's studio and James Lipton asked him about his tattoos.
It now says "Wino Forever"
2003-07-26 10:02:28 AM  
Queen Mushroom
all hail the queen!
god I love ya!
I vote you queen of all Weener links in the happy kingdom of FARK!
2003-07-26 10:35:42 AM  
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