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(Some Oily Guy)		For at least one hopeful Wisconsin Democrat who fled the state the happy ending is definitely not going to be so happy when he gets back (thenorthwestern.com)		39
		More: Stupid, Appleton, happy ending, Oshkosh, Michael Hintze, sexual misconduct, Democrats, prostitution, Heavenly Touch Massage Parlor

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air_wx		2011-02-28 06:27:23 PM

You do realize that Hintz is a Representative, not a Senator. The Democratic members of the Assembly didn't leave the state.

StopLurkListen		2011-02-28 07:32:31 PM

dONE in ONE...!1!111eleven

nucular_option		2011-02-28 07:34:52 PM

Was he unionizing the parlor's workforce?

reubendaley		2011-02-28 07:34:53 PM

The ordinance under which Hintz was charged prohibits paying or receiving "a fee, directly or indirectly, or to offer or ask for anything of value, for touching or offering to touch the sexual parts of another."

So . . . I'm thinking there must be some sort of exemption from the effect of this law relating to wedding rings.

ultraholland		2011-02-28 07:35:50 PM

The ordinance under which Hintz was charged prohibits paying or receiving "a fee, directly or indirectly, or to offer or ask for anything of value, for touching or offering to touch the sexual parts of another."

EVERYBODY has indirectly given or received something of value to get their junk rubbed.

douchebag/hater		2011-02-28 07:36:29 PM

Subby? If only you were correct.

However here's something about Hintz to make up for your mis-fired headline.

Turns out that yeah, he was cited for seeing a whore but he also apologized today for shouting this: 'You're F*CKING DEAD!!!" at a Republican female member of the State Assembly after the Reps won a vote last week.

Stay classy, Dems, stay classy!

So much for 'changing the tone' on civility, Dems and Libs!

plastic_cow		2011-02-28 07:40:04 PM

He's my assembly rep! Go Gordon 2012!

Cletus C.		2011-02-28 07:41:45 PM

nucular_option: Was he unionizing the parlor's workforce?

I approve of this message.

plastic_cow		2011-02-28 07:44:56 PM

To be fair I've yelled more offensive things after 62 hours of being awake... but I was being shot at by the Taliban. (I think the Rep he yelled at said he was awake for 62 hours...)

Lyllydd		2011-02-28 07:45:18 PM

Sorry, the first thing that popped into my head was that he was performing the patented Hintz dip and squeeze maneuver.

Mootwo		2011-02-28 07:51:22 PM

I'm going to have to look through my local yellow pages to see if they've franchised.

Evilsmurf		2011-02-28 07:51:26 PM

If he's ever gone on record as being opposed to legalised prostitution, then it's a bad case of hypocrisy and he ought to be reamed in the court of public opinion for it.

If he has not (or has gone on record supporting legalised prostitution) then I do not care one bit.

Mootwo		2011-02-28 07:53:03 PM

I'm sure if you track down every iteration of his record he's been in favor of both.

rka		2011-02-28 07:53:40 PM

Hey, you know where a guy can get a rub and a tug around here?

mainsail		2011-02-28 07:54:27 PM

Wait...hookers in Appleton?

Ignominiousbob		2011-02-28 07:58:33 PM

FTA: "I will continue to do my job and stand ^up for Wisconsin's working ~~families~~ girls."

ultraholland		2011-02-28 07:58:44 PM

douchebag/hater: 'You're F*CKING DEAD!!!"

legis.wisconsin.gov

He feels threatened by pretty babes.

Molavian		2011-02-28 08:09:46 PM

mainsail: Wait...hookers in Appleton?

Yeah, what the hell? I've been looking for them for the last 10 years up here.

BigRightRear		2011-02-28 08:11:15 PM

Appleton? So I guess Cliff Yablonski hates this?

Tsar_Bomba1		2011-02-28 08:20:20 PM

BigRightRear: Appleton? So I guess Cliff Yablonski hates this?

Damn I miss Cliff...

Witchyman		2011-02-28 08:41:00 PM

ultraholland: douchebag/hater: 'You're F*CKING DEAD!!!"

He feels threatened by pretty babes.

Whoa. Total babe!

BolloxReader		2011-02-28 08:48:50 PM

Cletus C.: nucular_option: Was he unionizing the parlor's workforce?

I approve of this ~~message~~ massage.

misterblaine63		2011-02-28 08:51:37 PM

Political liberals not following the law?

Why am I having a hard time believing this.

I hope Walker crushes these union cretins into oblivion. Their days of living high off the hog should have ended long ago.

Crybaby union members. Sack every last useless one of them.

inglixthemad		2011-02-28 08:52:21 PM

Wait subby, if it was a woman you could've skipped the Democrat part.

/just sayin'

likesass		2011-02-28 08:56:29 PM

If you have to give up sex to be an official in government, soon there will be nothing but puritans running the country again. If he was paying for it, then it is his to do what he wants with it. Just sayin"

Rodeodoc		2011-02-28 09:41:52 PM

We have tens of thousands of working people at the Capitol every day and that must remain our focus

Sorry, but is walking off your job and hanging out at the Capitol his idea of "working"? How about "slackers"? Maybe "sheep"? "Union goons and knuckle draggers"? "Democratic stooges"? Sorry, whore-monger. Those bums aren't working, which is part of the problem.

Evil Canadian		2011-02-28 09:43:24 PM

Molavian: mainsail: Wait...hookers in Appleton?

Yeah, what the hell? I've been looking for them for the last 10 years up here.

Looking in the wrong place? Maybe they went inside for the winter?

/Always found it odd that there were hookers in MY hometown in Northern Ontario (not that I ever saw one).

Molavian		2011-02-28 09:48:52 PM

Evil Canadian: Looking in the wrong place? Maybe they went inside for the winter?

Granted, this is Wisconsin, so they're probably in hibernation.

fanbladesaresharp		2011-02-28 10:19:56 PM

Rodeodoc: We have tens of thousands of working people at the Capitol every day and that must remain our focus

Sorry, but is walking off your job and hanging out at the Capitol his idea of "working"? How about "slackers"? Maybe "sheep"? "Union goons and knuckle draggers"? "Democratic stooges"? Sorry, whore-monger. Those bums aren't working, which is part of the problem.

And the following sentence: I will continue to do my job and stand up for Wisconsin's working families."

Yup. He sure "stood up" alright for working women. Hey, crack hoes gotz kids to feed too.

Meatzilla		2011-03-01 01:04:50 AM

Wisconsin Democrat state Rep. Gordon "Happy Ending" Hintz also
utters death threats to his co-legislators because he and his
caucus aren't working from a Burger King and didn't get it their
way?

Jeez. So he's getting his caucus jerked off by massage parlor
hoochie momma's and making death threats to his fellow
politicians. He's really channeling his inner Charlie Sheen.

nobodyUwannaknow		2011-03-01 01:05:51 AM

ultraholland: EVERYBODY has indirectly given or received something of value to get their junk rubbed.

Does subway fare at rush hour count?

SoxSweepAgain		2011-03-01 01:28:26 AM

He's a state rep, not a Senator. He's a local, low-level guy.

And, it was just a massage parlor.

/So what?

Raoul Eaton		2011-03-01 02:16:30 AM

misterblaine63: Political liberals not following the law?

Why am I having a hard time believing this.

I hope Walker crushes these union cretins into oblivion. Their days of living high off the hog should have ended long ago.

Crybaby union members. Sack every last useless one of them.

Weird that just trying to stay middle class is now classified as "living high off the hog." Is there now a rule that everyone who isn't super-rich is supposed to be poor?

Oh, and the proper idiom is "high on the hog." Link (new window) It means "affluent and luxurious," which doesn't exactly describe the lifestyle of your average school teacher, snowplow driver, or assistant court clerk, unionized or not. Thank you for your ignorance, and good night.

Sid Deuces		2011-03-01 02:22:38 AM

If you are a woman in this district please vote this idiot out next time around.

RY28		2011-03-01 08:23:28 AM

He's a Democrat . Shouldn't he be visiting Turkish bath houses instead ?

MerlinX		2011-03-01 10:45:57 AM

RY28 2011-03-01 08:23:28 AM
He's a Democrat . Shouldn't he be visiting Turkish bath houses instead ?
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You have your parties confused. Repubs are the ones who are always getting caught with gay lovers. Now go to the airport bathroom and tap your foot like a true Repubtard.

PlusCestLaMeme		2011-03-01 10:52:24 AM

misterblaine63: Political liberals not following the law?

Why am I having a hard time believing this.

I hope Walker crushes these union cretins into oblivion. Their days of living high off the hog should have ended long ago.

Crybaby union members. Sack every last useless one of them.

Did you hear the one about the Wall Street CEO, the tea party member and the union organizer, and a dozen cookies? The CEO took and ate 11 of the cookies, and then said to the tea party member, "Look out, that union guy wants part of your cookie."

RY28		2011-03-01 11:02:10 AM

MerlinX: RY28 2011-03-01 08:23:28 AM
He's a Democrat . Shouldn't he be visiting Turkish bath houses instead ?
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You have your parties confused. Repubs are the ones who are always getting caught with gay lovers. Now go to the airport bathroom and tap your foot like a true Repubtard.

Log cabin Republicans don't count.

Molavian		2011-03-01 08:03:41 PM

PlusCestLaMeme: misterblaine63: Political liberals not following the law?

Why am I having a hard time believing this.

I hope Walker crushes these union cretins into oblivion. Their days of living high off the hog should have ended long ago.

Crybaby union members. Sack every last useless one of them.

Did you hear the one about the Wall Street CEO, the tea party member and the union organizer, and a dozen cookies? The CEO took and ate 11 of the cookies, and then said to the tea party member, "Look out, that union guy wants part of your cookie."

More realistically, the CEO would take half the cookies over to his own table, while paying a guard to make sure the union organizer and the tea party member didn't harass him. Then the union organizer would suggest splitting the remaining cookies in half with the tea party member, after which he'd give 2 of his cookies to the CEO in exchange for the CEO running for public office and taxing the tea party member 2.25 cookies, which the newly-minted politician would then award to the union organizer.

But your joke is funny, too.

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