FARK.com: (5990484) Cameron Diaz: "I love porn." Jimmy Kimmel: "Really, what's your favorite?" Cameron: "Oh jeez, I just said that because I have a movie coming out and need the media attention silly"

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		Cameron Diaz: "I love porn." Jimmy Kimmel: "Really, what's your favorite?" Cameron: "Oh jeez, I just said that because I have a movie coming out and need the media attention silly" (huffingtonpost.com)		79
		More: Obvious, Cameron Diaz, Daisy Dukes, adult movies, ex-boyfriends, Justin Timberlake, Jimmy Kimmel

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Sgt Otter		2011-02-25 10:23:31 PM

The Fool: Horny with a chance of my Balls. I just lost a lung laughing a that for a solid two minutes. You win, Fark.

Credit where credit is due:

caddisfly		2011-02-25 10:30:53 PM

OnmyojiOmn: Think you love porn? Google "Piss My Ass Off", first result. You'll either renounce porn or love it twice as much.

Can I just renounce that movie and stick to the redhead amateur stuff? Ack!

The Fool		2011-02-25 10:33:23 PM

Sgt Otter: The Fool: Horny with a chance of my Balls. I just lost a lung laughing a that for a solid two minutes. You win, Fark.

Credit where credit is due:

And there goes the other lung. My god, it's full of win.

Tyrone Biggums		2011-02-25 10:39:48 PM

Sgt Otter: The Fool: Horny with a chance of my Balls. I just lost a lung laughing a that for a solid two minutes. You win, Fark.

Credit where credit is due:

Hilarious!

/Still LOLing at "The Hind Side"

John Buck 41		2011-02-25 10:54:43 PM

On a 1 to 10 scale, this woman is barely a 7. And since she's a 'celebrity' I'll knock that down to a 6.

//like she gives a shiat what I think

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2011-02-25 10:59:56 PM

cryinoutloud: You want to hit that, don't you, you little porn fiends? Yeesss, you do. Just don't be surprised when she hits you back.

I've never found her that hot. But I see this as an improvement

Braindeath		2011-02-25 11:02:42 PM

OnmyojiOmn: Think you love porn? Google "Piss My Ass Off", first result. You'll either renounce porn or love it twice as much.

Twice as much.

Thagnut		2011-02-25 11:05:57 PM

John Buck 41: On a 1 to 10 scale, this woman is barely a 7. And since she's a 'celebrity' I'll knock that down to a 6.

//like she gives a shiat what I think

Yeah - her knees are much too pointy..

Mentalpatient87		2011-02-25 11:17:44 PM

Oh yes...

FuryOfFirestorm		2011-02-25 11:30:05 PM

LonMead: "I'd love to do porn."

That's what she really meant to say. Really.

Actually, she did do porn. In 1992, she was featured in a soft-core S&M video entitled "She's No Angel" filmed by photographer John Rutter. During 2003, she won an injunction against Rutter preventing him from distributing the video or accompanying photographs, but during 2004, the video was distributed online by a Russian internet website.

Mentalpatient87		2011-02-25 11:33:32 PM

FuryOfFirestorm: the video was distributed online by a Russian internet website.

You win this time, John Rutter's nuts...

ZMugg		2011-02-25 11:40:42 PM

The Opening of Misty Beethoven = Pygmalion

8 to 4 = 9 to 5

Old.

Funbags		2011-02-25 11:52:14 PM

lordlight: sooner or later she is going to end up looking like him

Ha, I made this comparison last week.

They have the same mouth, but Carrot Top has a bigger rack.

JWF85		2011-02-25 11:53:09 PM

Sgt Otter: The Fool: Horny with a chance of my Balls. I just lost a lung laughing a that for a solid two minutes. You win, Fark.

Credit where credit is due:

"Sherlock Homos" made me laugh out loud.

John Buck 41		2011-02-25 11:55:53 PM

Thagnut: John Buck 41: On a 1 to 10 scale, this woman is barely a 7. And since she's a 'celebrity' I'll knock that down to a 6.

//like she gives a shiat what I think

Yeah - her knees are much too pointy..

Yeah, she's soooooooooo attractive, right?

Braindeath		2011-02-25 11:57:29 PM

JWF85: Sgt Otter: The Fool: Horny with a chance of my Balls. I just lost a lung laughing a that for a solid two minutes. You win, Fark.

Credit where credit is due:

"Sherlock Homos" made me laugh out loud.

Benedict Cumberbatch isn't a porn star?

JWF85		2011-02-26 12:47:49 AM

Nevermind. I take it back... Very bottom of the screen...

"Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel 'Tush' by Assfire."

How in God's name do you think to make a porno based on Precious?

radioberlin		2011-02-26 04:34:00 AM

That gave me the horrors too JWF85

I wish I could unthink all the things that went through my head

The Fool		2011-02-26 06:53:42 AM

JWF85: Nevermind. I take it back... Very bottom of the screen...

"Fresh-Ass: Based on the Novel 'Tush' by Assfire."

How in God's name do you think to make a porno based on Precious?

They just did, and that title is awesome.

FuturePastNow		2011-02-26 08:17:19 AM

LandOfChocolate: FuturePastNow: LonMead: "I'd love to do porn."

That's what she really meant to say. Really.

She sort of has. I'm sure some enterprising Farker can link to her, um, early work. It's really softcore (no sex), but hey, boobs.

Link?

NSFW NSFW NSFW

REO-Weedwagon		2011-02-26 08:45:08 AM

It's weird how she turns me on. It's an emotion I usually don't feel towards functional retards.

t0.gstatic.com

Fuggin Bizzy		2011-02-26 10:05:56 AM

cryinoutloud: You want to hit that, don't you, you little porn fiends? Yeesss, you do. Just don't be surprised when she hits you back.

Win.

I'm getting a kick out of the subject of this thread, because I just watched "Being John Malkovich" last night.

femme_fatale		2011-02-26 01:05:04 PM

May I spooge on your face: Dumb question from Kimmel. I'm sure there are some people still renting/buying full length movies, but in the age of free porn when everybody is 2 clicks away from a new 15 minute clip and a new girl, who cares about movie titles?

//that's why he asked
//the joke is this
//why Kimmel has a show

Shakin_Haitian		2011-02-26 02:03:57 PM

Fuggin Bizzy: cryinoutloud: You want to hit that, don't you, you little porn fiends? Yeesss, you do. Just don't be surprised when she hits you back.

Win.

I'm getting a kick out of the subject of this thread, because I just watched "Being John Malkovich" last night.

I prefer Boning John's Milky biatch.

RogueViking		2011-02-26 03:42:36 PM

NightOwl2255: Is there anything in the world more useless than a porn star (why are all females in porn, porn stars?)

slowlygoingbald.com

They prefer "adult film actress"

SlagginOff		2011-02-26 09:03:07 PM

Field of Creams
The Last Transgender
Poop Dreams (for the scat lovers)
Lost in Transvestites
White Men Can't Pump
The Men Who Stare at Goatse

Hopefully some of these are real.

Archie Goodwin		2011-02-26 11:34:25 PM

SlagginOff: Hopefully some of these are real.

I hope that last one isn't.

Baryogenesis		2011-02-27 02:11:36 AM

SlagginOff: Field of Creams
The Last Transgender
Poop Dreams (for the scat lovers)
Lost in Transvestites
White Men Can't Pump
The Men Who Stare at Goatse

Hopefully some of these are real.

I lol'd at the last one.