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(Huffington Post)   Cameron Diaz: "I love porn." Jimmy Kimmel: "Really, what's your favorite?" Cameron: "Oh jeez, I just said that because I have a movie coming out and need the media attention silly"   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 79
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2011-02-25 03:25:29 PM
Well, in her defense, pr0n flicks used to have more memorable titles that could easily be recounted on television. Y'know, "Behind The Green Door," "Debbie Does Dallas," "Deep Throat" and all that quaint, seedy-theatre nonsense.

But since the 'tubes showed up? Even if you KNOW the grainy, frame-rate-challenged streaming five-minute clip you're currently spankin' it to was extracted from the DVD release of "Gargantuan-Gazonga Goo-Guzzling Girls #17," "Close-Up Creampie Bonanza: Poles in Holes," or "Jizz-Jerking Black Bubble Butts Re-MiXXX," you're not very likely to impart that information when someone asks.
 
2011-02-25 04:33:11 PM

MaxxLarge: Well, in her defense, pr0n flicks used to have more memorable titles that could easily be recounted on television. Y'know, "Behind The Green Door," "Debbie Does Dallas," "Deep Throat" and all that quaint, seedy-theatre nonsense.


The "parody" ones are the worst. They used to have amusing play-on-words of the original title.

Now they're just lame shiat like "Batman: The Porn Parody" or "Avatar XXX."

/"Horny with a Chance of My Balls," now playing on Kabletown
 
2011-02-25 04:35:27 PM
Is there anything in the world more useless than a porn star (why are all females in porn, porn stars?) trying to act? It's actually painful to watch. It's so bad if I don't hit the fast-forward button quick enough, it can be boner slaying.
 
2011-02-25 05:44:11 PM
She strikes me as kind of a moron.
 
2011-02-25 06:29:41 PM

gameshowhost: She strikes me as kind of a moron.


Well she WAS in the Charlie's Angels movies.
 
2011-02-25 06:36:11 PM

MaxxLarge: Gargantuan-Gazonga Goo-Guzzling Girls #17


Dang, musta missed 16. I wonder how they resolved the plot line from 15? I thought sure when that one guy did that one thing to that one girl, that was it.
 
2011-02-25 06:41:19 PM

Sgt Otter: MaxxLarge: Well, in her defense, pr0n flicks used to have more memorable titles that could easily be recounted on television. Y'know, "Behind The Green Door," "Debbie Does Dallas," "Deep Throat" and all that quaint, seedy-theatre nonsense.

The "parody" ones are the worst. They used to have amusing play-on-words of the original title.

Now they're just lame shiat like "Batman: The Porn Parody" or "Avatar XXX."

/"Horny with a Chance of My Balls," now playing on Kabletown


This.

What happened adult film industry? You used to be cool.
 
2011-02-25 06:44:50 PM
Dumb question from Kimmel. I'm sure there are some people still renting/buying full length movies, but in the age of free porn when everybody is 2 clicks away from a new 15 minute clip and a new girl, who cares about movie titles?
 
2011-02-25 06:46:44 PM
"I'd love to do porn."

www.modelsandmoguls.com

That's what she really meant to say. Really.

cdn2.holytaco.com
www.laptopskinsplus.comwww.thecamerondiaz.com
 
2011-02-25 06:49:42 PM

May I spooge on your face: Dumb question from Kimmel. I'm sure there are some people still renting/buying full length movies, but in the age of free porn when everybody is 2 clicks away from a new 15 minute clip and a new girl, who cares about movie titles?


SO much this..yea it used to funny/cool to have great titles but now im all about those fresh faced beauties. for all I care they can just name it whatever pron starlet is my fancy at the moment and just start numbering the dvds that way i can keep my library in order.
 
2011-02-25 06:49:58 PM
Think you love porn? Google "Piss My Ass Off", first result. You'll either renounce porn or love it twice as much.
 
2011-02-25 06:52:15 PM

LonMead: "I'd love to do porn."



That's what she really meant to say. Really.


media.tumblr.com

/Well she got the herpe so shes on her way.
 
2011-02-25 06:53:27 PM

LonMead: "I'd love to do porn."

That's what she really meant to say. Really.


She sort of has. I'm sure some enterprising Farker can link to her, um, early work. It's really softcore (no sex), but hey, boobs.
 
2011-02-25 06:56:17 PM
I'd be willing to bet that she would be pretty offended if she saw the kind of porn I like to watch.
 
2011-02-25 07:05:04 PM

MaxxLarge: Well, in her defense, pr0n flicks used to have more memorable titles that could easily be recounted on television. Y'know, "Behind The Green Door," "Debbie Does Dallas," "Deep Throat" and all that quaint, seedy-theatre nonsense.

But since the 'tubes showed up? Even if you KNOW the grainy, frame-rate-challenged streaming five-minute clip you're currently spankin' it to was extracted from the DVD release of "Gargantuan-Gazonga Goo-Guzzling Girls #17," "Close-Up Creampie Bonanza: Poles in Holes," or "Jizz-Jerking Black Bubble Butts Re-MiXXX," you're not very likely to impart that information when someone asks.


fark you and your so-called opinions. You and I both know that Backdoor Sluts 9 was a piece of art.
 
2011-02-25 07:06:38 PM

FuturePastNow: LonMead: "I'd love to do porn."

That's what she really meant to say. Really.

She sort of has. I'm sure some enterprising Farker can link to her, um, early work. It's really softcore (no sex), but hey, boobs.


Link?
 
2011-02-25 07:12:44 PM
In real life the only women who are into porn are the most foul, disgusting skank-beasts than you can possibly imagine.

And yes, that includes that swine you call a girlfriend.
 
2011-02-25 07:13:14 PM
"I love porn!" she exclaimed. Cameron went on to talk about how easy it is to order porn on the sly in hotels.

Nobody who "loves porn" does this. I travel a lot for my job, and hotel porn is like $8 to $12 bucks for ONE movie, depending on the hotel. You also risk getting the "cable versions" which edit out anything hardcore.

Anyone who actually watches porn on a regular basis uses the hotel's wi-fi to watch actual porn on their laptop.

/Let me guess, her favorite porn star is Jenna Jameson.
//Chicks who "love porn" are usually about as phony as "Grrl Gamers" who only play Lego Star Wars with their boyfriends.
 
2011-02-25 07:18:59 PM

Sgt Otter: MaxxLarge: Well, in her defense, pr0n flicks used to have more memorable titles that could easily be recounted on television. Y'know, "Behind The Green Door," "Debbie Does Dallas," "Deep Throat" and all that quaint, seedy-theatre nonsense.

The "parody" ones are the worst. They used to have amusing play-on-words of the original title.

Now they're just lame shiat like "Batman: The Porn Parody" or "Avatar XXX."

/"Horny with a Chance of My Balls," now playing on Kabletown


The Scrubs XXX parody was decent. Had a good threeway scene with the "JD" and "Eliot" characters, plus some tattooed chick.
 
2011-02-25 07:19:32 PM

Sgt Otter: The "parody" ones are the worst. They used to have amusing play-on-words of the original title.


"Shaving Ryan's Privates" always cracked me up.
 
2011-02-25 07:25:41 PM

GWSuperfan: Sgt Otter: The "parody" ones are the worst. They used to have amusing play-on-words of the original title.

"Shaving Ryan's Privates" always cracked me up.


Craig Ferguson also suggests "Pump Friction"!

/ And John Travolta was it! .... no he wasn't. XD
 
2011-02-25 07:26:08 PM

Atomic Spunk: I'd be willing to bet that she would be pretty offended if she saw the kind of porn I like to watch.


I'm often offended at the porn I like to watch.

At least after cleanup.

OnmyojiOmn: Think you love porn? Google "Piss My Ass Off", first result. You'll either renounce porn or love it twice as much.


Piss and prolapsed rectums, two tastes that go great together.
 
2011-02-25 07:35:08 PM
Hey, guess who she's starting to look like since she started dating A-rod?

www.tvsmacktalk.com

You want to hit that, don't you, you little porn fiends? Yeesss, you do. Just don't be surprised when she hits you back.
 
2011-02-25 07:38:16 PM

NightOwl2255: Is there anything in the world more useless than a porn star (why are all females in porn, porn stars?) trying to act? It's actually painful to watch. It's so bad if I don't hit the fast-forward button quick enough, it can be boner slaying.


this is why i go for the amateur stuff. to hell with a story line, just give me the sex.
 
2011-02-25 07:41:39 PM

cryinoutloud: You want to hit that, don't you, you little porn fiends? Yeesss, you do. Just don't be surprised when she hits you back.


Usually I get charged extra for that.
 
2011-02-25 08:04:24 PM
My fave 70's porn title:

"Confessions of a Teenage Peanut Butter Freak"

Never seen it but just the title cracks me up .

Runner Up: "The Autobiography of a Flea" (have seen it. Unusually good for a skin flick no matter of what vintage).

/came of age when porn featured ladies who were almost as hirsute as the gents and also some (usually utterly laughably simplistically arbitrary) semblance of a plot. When they were cast with (mostly) very enthusiastic struggling actors working porn to pay the rent and not utterly unconvincing professional sexbots struggling with acting.

Damn that was a good time to be alive.
From this consumer's viewpoint, the rise of amateur porn is the best thing to happen to the skin flick biz in decades.
/f*cking AIDS, man.
//f*cking AIDs.
///Cameron who?
////old.
 
2011-02-25 08:08:19 PM

Sgt Otter: MaxxLarge: Well, in her defense, pr0n flicks used to have more memorable titles that could easily be recounted on television. Y'know, "Behind The Green Door," "Debbie Does Dallas," "Deep Throat" and all that quaint, seedy-theatre nonsense.

The "parody" ones are the worst. They used to have amusing play-on-words of the original title.

Now they're just lame shiat like "Batman: The Porn Parody" or "Avatar XXX."

/"Horny with a Chance of My Balls," now playing on Kabletown


Nothing made me more angry than "The Big Bang Theory: An XXX Parody."

Really? You couldn't be assed to at least go with "THE GANG BANG THEORY?" It's right farking there!
 
2011-02-25 08:10:25 PM
Sex Trek: The Next Penetration.
 
2011-02-25 08:10:39 PM

MaxxLarge: But since the 'tubes showed up? Even if you KNOW the grainy, frame-rate-challenged streaming five-minute clip you're currently spankin' it to was extracted from the DVD release of "Gargantuan-Gazonga Goo-Guzzling Girls #17," "Close-Up Creampie Bonanza: Poles in Holes," or "Jizz-Jerking Black Bubble Butts Re-MiXXX," you're not very likely to impart that information when someone asks.


My favorite porn is "That Streaming Video Clip I Saw On The Internet Last Night, Part MMDXVIII".
 
2011-02-25 08:11:05 PM
The best real title is this one (NSFW).
 
2011-02-25 08:11:22 PM

OnmyojiOmn: Think you love porn? Google "Piss My Ass Off", first result. You'll either renounce porn or love it twice as much.


thank you for this. :)
 
2011-02-25 08:12:58 PM
www.tvsmacktalk.com

www.uncoached.com

sooner or later she is going to end up looking like him
 
2011-02-25 08:14:27 PM
My favorite titles:

A Rear and Pleasant Danger
Tit's a Wonderful Life
A League of Their Moans
Six Degrees of Penetration

Those were the days...
 
2011-02-25 08:22:19 PM

Shenanigans!: My favorite titles:

A Rear and Pleasant Danger
Tit's a Wonderful Life
A League of Their Moans
Six Degrees of Penetration

Those were the days...


LOL

I'm a big fan of "Two Wongs make a White"
 
2011-02-25 08:31:24 PM

Bloody William: Sgt Otter: MaxxLarge: Well, in her defense, pr0n flicks used to have more memorable titles that could easily be recounted on television. Y'know, "Behind The Green Door," "Debbie Does Dallas," "Deep Throat" and all that quaint, seedy-theatre nonsense.

The "parody" ones are the worst. They used to have amusing play-on-words of the original title.

Now they're just lame shiat like "Batman: The Porn Parody" or "Avatar XXX."

/"Horny with a Chance of My Balls," now playing on Kabletown

Nothing made me more angry than "The Big Bang Theory: An XXX Parody."

Really? You couldn't be assed to at least go with "THE GANG BANG THEORY?" It's right farking there!


The didn't put a ton of effort into the sex scenes, either; lots of repetition. The plot wasn't bad (even funny in a couple places) and almost every character obviously put in some effort to try to mimic the original characters (except Sheldon -- good GOD, he was awful), but the sex was soooooo boring. You know a porn has missed the point when you're fast forwarding the sex to get to the plot points. :\
 
2011-02-25 08:36:58 PM
FTA: It's not the first time Cameron has talked about her raging libido. Last year she told Playboy she is "always traveling for c*ck."

I guess she shares the same hobby as A-Rod, amirite?
 
2011-02-25 08:38:05 PM
Haha you're all gay because that's a tranny
 
2011-02-25 08:38:30 PM
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2011-02-25 08:47:17 PM

Sgt Otter: MaxxLarge: Well, in her defense, pr0n flicks used to have more memorable titles that could easily be recounted on television. Y'know, "Behind The Green Door," "Debbie Does Dallas," "Deep Throat" and all that quaint, seedy-theatre nonsense.

The "parody" ones are the worst. They used to have amusing play-on-words of the original title.

Now they're just lame shiat like "Batman: The Porn Parody" or "Avatar XXX."

/"Horny with a Chance of My Balls," now playing on Kabletown


Come on Eileen.
 
2011-02-25 08:55:23 PM

FuturePastNow: LonMead: "I'd love to do porn."

That's what she really meant to say. Really.

She sort of has. I'm sure some enterprising Farker can link to her, um, early work. It's really softcore (no sex), but hey, boobs.


i.imgur.com
 
2011-02-25 09:04:39 PM
I find the idea of knowing porn titles and buying porn to be pretty creepy. If someone asked me what porn titles I liked I'd do my best Palin impression "Uhmm, all of them."
 
2011-02-25 09:05:59 PM
Hairy Cooter and the Philanderer's Bone.
 
2011-02-25 09:09:52 PM
"Hannah does her sisters".
 
2011-02-25 09:14:16 PM

cryinoutloud: Hey, guess who she's starting to look like since she started dating A-rod?



You want to hit that, don't you, you little porn fiends? Yeesss, you do. Just don't be surprised when she hits you back.


I do not like it, Sam I Am.
 
2011-02-25 09:29:14 PM
I like the MILF-porn.
 
2011-02-25 09:33:23 PM
She did start off her career doing soft-core s&m movies.

Google it.
 
2011-02-25 09:52:28 PM
Romancing the Bone
Where the Boys Aren't
 
2011-02-25 09:53:05 PM
"coo coo for cocoa cocks"
 
2011-02-25 10:02:05 PM
Horny with a chance of my Balls. I just lost a lung laughing a that for a solid two minutes. You win, Fark.
 
2011-02-25 10:14:04 PM
Her porn name is Evelyn Waugh, I assume.
 
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