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(New York Daily News)   There is a river up ahead. It looks deep. Will you ford it? (yes / no)   (nydailynews.com) divider line 71
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2011-02-25 11:01:26 AM
I'm probably going to hell for laughing at that.
/Then again, according to several farkers, I'm already going to hell for the headlines I submit.
 
2011-02-25 11:04:49 AM
Nice...
 
2011-02-25 11:14:54 AM
geekadelphia.com
 
2011-02-25 11:24:39 AM
wow I laughed hard when I saw the article... I'm soooooo going to hell.
 
2011-02-25 11:31:26 AM
I went with "Amish family gets Munsoned."
 
2011-02-25 12:07:26 PM
I spent 20 minutes trying to think of a headline for this story. Then I realized what I was doing and stopped. Then I saw this headline and lol'd.

Let's face it: We're all going to hell.
 
2011-02-25 12:14:39 PM
repeat and subby is an asshole.
 
2011-02-25 12:21:05 PM
at least they didn't die of dysentary
 
2011-02-25 12:36:51 PM
apparently they think bridges are satan's doing too
 
2011-02-25 12:38:34 PM
The blond one on the right will kill us all.
assets.nydailynews.com
 
2011-02-25 12:51:39 PM
They'll make more to replace them.
 
2011-02-25 12:53:03 PM
peperony and chease
 
2011-02-25 01:02:43 PM
nice haircut jedadiah
 
2011-02-25 02:46:49 PM

Walker: The blond one on the right will kill us all.


The Derp is stong with them.
 
2011-02-25 02:47:49 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: nice haircut jedadiah


is that a young clay aiken in the middle?
/also came for Oregon Trail reference
//leaving 16 color version satisfied
///not everything is as simple as black and whitegreen in life
 
2011-02-25 02:47:51 PM
Yes, but the parents were extremely devout and said their prayers, so god will be pleased and they'll go straight to heaven.
 
2011-02-25 02:48:40 PM

Dead for Tax Reasons: nice haircut jedadiah


So I'm not the only one that noticed this.
 
2011-02-25 02:49:21 PM
The answer is caulk the wagon and float across, it always is. It could be 6 inches deep amd you float it.
 
2011-02-25 02:51:02 PM
It says this happened in a "sparsely populated rural area"

Well whattaya know?
 
2011-02-25 02:52:00 PM
"This is Onstar, it appears your buggy has overturned in a flood. Do you need help?"
 
2011-02-25 02:52:26 PM
Y

Your wagon is overloaded with meat and bullets. Your wagon has sunk.

Ass**ole has drowned.
 
2011-02-25 02:52:29 PM
Man...that's so sad...

I just can't bring myself to think of good headlines when the story is sad...subby must have no conscience.

/still...a very small part of me had a ever-so-brief giggle
//then more sads.
 
2011-02-25 02:52:59 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-02-25 02:53:26 PM
"You've never floated across a river before?"

"Not one this big, no"
 
2011-02-25 02:54:24 PM
No phones, no lights, no motorcars
not a single luxury...
 
2011-02-25 02:56:21 PM

Walker: The blond one on the right will kill us all.


I have always heard of the legendary bowl cut. Now that I have seen it...

hell no.
 
2011-02-25 03:06:59 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-02-25 03:08:29 PM
assets.nydailynews.com
Forget the blonde kid, why is Matthew Lillard in the photo?
 
2011-02-25 03:09:03 PM

Walker: The blond one on the right will kill us all.


And then things got out of hand...

rivene.files.wordpress.com

/Can't be obscure
 
2011-02-25 03:10:23 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Forget the blonde kid, why is Matthew Lillard in the photo?


I thought the little blonde kid was Beiber.
 
2011-02-25 03:10:58 PM

Walker: The blond one on the right will kill us all.


www.indymedia.org.uk
 
2011-02-25 03:13:36 PM

Anastacya: Walker: The blond one on the right will kill us all.

I have always heard of the legendary bowl cut. Now that I have seen it...

hell no.


2.bp.blogspot.com

/Jack is displeased
 
2011-02-25 03:15:28 PM

SushiJoe: at least they didn't die of dysentary


Does it make me a bad person that I was hoping this reference would be in the Boobies?

/pre-emptive filter-pwnination
 
2011-02-25 03:16:20 PM
moonwolves.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-02-25 03:16:58 PM

Oznog: Walker: The blond one on the right will kill us all.


Now you're thinking, 'I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers!'
 
2011-02-25 03:17:45 PM
Is the horse ok?
 
2011-02-25 03:18:51 PM
Keikis don't float.
 
2011-02-25 03:23:34 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

c) Hop in and drive down the canal.

Wait, you said river? Aww, hells no! My insurance don't cover that. ><

Seriously, though, pity for the family.
 
2011-02-25 03:26:07 PM
Amish people are proof that not all religious extremists are total assholes
 
2011-02-25 03:26:54 PM
Sad for the family. I couldn't imagine outliving having to deal with a child death.

Then again, I'd ford it, as in drive a ford into it.

On another note:

What goes "clop, clop, clop; bang, bang, bang; clop, clop, clop?"

An Amish drive-by.
 
2011-02-25 03:31:23 PM
"Mary has drowned.
John has drowned.
Jed has drowned.
Sarah has drowned

You have found 637 pounds of meat."


/See you guys in hell
 
2011-02-25 03:32:13 PM
The link on the side of the MTA babe
i.imgur.com
Link (new window)
I swear to god I seen this pick of her on a shiat load of websites
 
2011-02-25 03:34:20 PM
1) Should have waited for better weather.

2) Should have caulked the wagon.

3) You birthed 500 pounds of children, but could only carry 250 back to the wagon.
 
2011-02-25 03:45:51 PM
Were any of them named andy?
 
2011-02-25 03:54:18 PM
♫ Four children lost their lives
Flippin' on an Amish carriage ride ♫
 
2011-02-25 03:55:54 PM
www.qwiglee.com

Ah, memories.
 
2011-02-25 04:03:08 PM

Gimbal: c) Hop in and drive down the canal.

Wait, you said river? Aww, hells no! My insurance don't cover that. ><

Seriously, though, pity for the family.


Most Amish are converting to Hummers for this very reason. As long as it's black, it's ok.
 
2011-02-25 04:04:16 PM
www.oocities.org


/I'll just leave this here...
 
2011-02-25 04:05:13 PM
Most Amish are converting to Hummers

Proof my wife will never be Amish
 
2011-02-25 04:16:19 PM
cdn5.movieclips.com
 
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