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(AOL News)   Two lesbian NYC teachers caught during lesbian encounter suing over tarnished lesbian reputations after being fired. Lesbian   (aolnews.com) divider line 165
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2011-02-25 02:18:00 PM

Mugato: The testimony led lawyer Valentine to ask, "When does a fish become a whale?"

WTF does that mean?


No idea, but I think my fish just became a whale after reading that story and seeing the pics.
 
2011-02-25 02:18:12 PM
The version of events as told by the lesbian teachers is plausible. I'm guessing the one that feinted was the biatch and the one removing her sweater was the butch
 
2011-02-25 02:18:31 PM
At some point after that, two school custodians opened the door to the room to find the women on the floor, in various states of dress.
Oh, now. don't worry about it, but thank you for that.
(I want them to be hot.)

A school safety officer, summoned to the scene, said she saw Brito topless on the floor and Mauro between her legs.
WTF is a safety officer necessary.

When an assistant principal arrived, she said she saw Brito "leaning against the teacher's desk ... and she seemed to be, like, zippering her boot and finishing buttoning her shirt."
That will usually happen after having a face buried in another person's crotch for an extended time.

Whatever happened to a wink and nod. Asshole was probably jealous. Go jerk off and enjoy it. No you have to to get the safety farking officer and be an asshole.
 
2011-02-25 02:22:06 PM
WTF, this is the greatest story ever. REAL PORN SITUATIONS
 
2011-02-25 02:22:29 PM
What was the custodian's beef?
Where they squirters?
Did he think he would have to clean up the mess?
Wouldn't that be worth it?
Surely, he could have pretended to be a pizza delivery guy upon discovering them.
 
2011-02-25 02:23:07 PM
Having now read the article and reviewed the pics, I can conclude:


Fap
 
2011-02-25 02:23:10 PM
Janitor #1: We need to report this!
Janitor #2: I bet you're gay
Janitor #1: No I'm not....

/Safety Office = Paid Hall Monitors
 
2011-02-25 02:24:03 PM
The janitor could have picked up some really good material for his Penthouse Forum submissions.
 
2011-02-25 02:24:37 PM
The janitors should have just fixed the cable
 
2011-02-25 02:25:49 PM
French and Spanish teacher......
I guess they used their native tongues?

giggity giggity
 
2011-02-25 02:26:25 PM

RedfordRenegade: The janitors should have just fixed the cable


Don't be fatuous.
 
2011-02-25 02:26:46 PM

adeist69: Linkage:

she had candy in her orifice


Fixed.


Was it Mexican Halloween?
 
2011-02-25 02:27:59 PM
Lesbians are popular on Fark.
 
2011-02-25 02:28:47 PM

hammettman: What was the custodian's beef?


I cannot think of a worst piece of human garbage that this snitching "custodian"

He needs to be outed and harassed mercilessly for this despicable act.

Perhaps the famous "Anonymous" are up the task.
 
2011-02-25 02:29:17 PM

litespeed74: French and Spanish teacher......
I guess they used their native tongues?

giggity giggity


bilabial fricatives. oh gawd oh gawd oh gawd oh gawd
 
2011-02-25 02:29:56 PM
The fact they are lesbians is irrelevant. If the kids can't fark at school, neither can the teachers!
 
2011-02-25 02:30:23 PM
Based on the loose ends, incomplete information etc... this article leaves we can see how easy it was for the Huffington Post to get $315 million from AOL.

That was a painful read.

Was the lawyer referencing eating Fish and avoiding Sperm Whale?
 
2011-02-25 02:31:13 PM

hammettman: What was the custodian's beef?
Where they squirters?


WIN
 
2011-02-25 02:31:38 PM

RedEmily: Lesbians are popular on Fark.


wow, next you'll tell us that water is wet, ms romero.
 
2011-02-25 02:32:13 PM
Thank Obama for this; he's pushing our children to learn this 'mo-crap. First DADT was abolished. Then this crap with disobeying majority *LAW*. Next: It's okay to teach male-on-male-on-female-on-turtle buttsecks.

Good job, libs!
 
2011-02-25 02:32:21 PM

stonicus: The fact they are lesbians is irrelevant. If the kids can't fark at school, neither can the teachers!


But then, how will the kids learn?
 
2011-02-25 02:35:09 PM
Overactive imaginations, on the part of persons residing in actual seats of authority, strikes again - quite perhaps.

Now, if they'd been found in the Principle's office, with the Principle attending, the outcome would have certainly been different.

/...perhaps in a few ways
 
2011-02-25 02:36:16 PM

cyclebiff: Next: It's okay to teach male-on-male-on-female-on-turtle buttsecks.


Why exactly ISN'T that ok?
 
2011-02-25 02:36:44 PM
This reads like a "Dear Penthouse" letter.

And I like it.
 
2011-02-25 02:37:18 PM
They were on the floor, and the lights were off...I say guilty...
 
2011-02-25 02:37:32 PM
They say Brito, a diabetic, began feeling ill during the competition and asked Mauro to check her blood sugar. They went upstairs to Mauro's classroom, where she had candy.

I'll just bet she did.
 
2011-02-25 02:39:22 PM

LittleBlondeJug: They say Brito, a diabetic, began feeling ill during the competition and asked Mauro to check her blood sugar. They went upstairs to Mauro's classroom, where she had candy.


blogs.ocweekly.com

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, sweet, sweet candy
 
2011-02-25 02:39:52 PM
 
2011-02-25 02:40:53 PM
A fish may never become a whale but they both smell like vagina. Sweet, sweet lesbian vagina.
 
2011-02-25 02:41:13 PM

Arkanaut: Hey subby, you said "lesbian" four times.


And I meant it, EVERY TIME.
 
2011-02-25 02:41:32 PM

hammettman: What was the custodian's beef?
Where they squirters?
Did he think he would have to clean up the mess?
Wouldn't that be worth it?
Surely, he could have pretended to be a pizza delivery guy upon discovering them.


1. Don't know
2. That would be nice
3. Possibly
4. Yes, it would
5. Don't call us Shirley
 
2011-02-25 02:42:19 PM
A+++ Would to it fap again.
 
2011-02-25 02:44:19 PM
Their story strikes me as weapons-grade bullshiat, but I don't really care. It was after school hours, privately in a locked classroom and it was two consenting adults so I think firing them was an overreaction anyway.

Suspend them and give them a stern talking to about engaging in sexual activities at home, but firing just seems out of control to me. Hell, the farking janitor who first found them should have - like a reasonable human being - just told them when he found them that they have to find somewhere else to do that and let it go. It wasn't like they were hurting anyone or actually doing anything harmful.

The chicks would have been embarrassed, but would probably have learned their lesson and everyone would continue on with their lives but minus the huge lawsuit.
 
2011-02-25 02:44:32 PM
Janitor is a tool for saying anything
 
2011-02-25 02:45:01 PM

RuckBreaksScissors: stonicus: The fact they are lesbians is irrelevant. If the kids can't fark at school, neither can the teachers!

But then, how will the kids learn?


It happened during the evening, so only the kids in detention would have this opportunity
 
2011-02-25 02:45:04 PM
[Brito] was naked on the floor... and I saw the blond between her legs and when I opened the door, she looked up and told me to shut the door," Reyes told investigators.

Where were teachers like this when I went to high school in the 1980s?
 
2011-02-25 02:46:41 PM

Mugato: The testimony led lawyer Valentine to ask, "When does a fish become a whale?"

WTF does that mean?


I think it's a deriding comment suggesting that there is a continuum between the "hot lesbian" stereotype and "Rosie O'Donnell"
 
2011-02-25 02:46:56 PM

LittleBlondeJug: They say Brito, a diabetic, began feeling ill during the competition and asked Mauro to check her blood sugar. They went upstairs to Mauro's classroom, where she had candy.

I'll just bet she did.


Sure, but when *I* say, 'Want some candy, little girl," her mom calls the cops!

/Actually the last time I did use that line, everyone laughed.
//And took the candy.
///Including the mother.
 
2011-02-25 02:47:46 PM
Maybe the janitor was mad because his viagra didn't kick in until after the lesbians were finished?


/punches crotch
//work, damn you!!
 
2011-02-25 02:48:13 PM

Prof. Ann Marion: Mugato: The testimony led lawyer Valentine to ask, "When does a fish become a whale?"

WTF does that mean?

I think it's a deriding comment suggesting that there is a continuum between the "hot lesbian" stereotype and "Rosie O'Donnell"


THIS
 
2011-02-25 02:49:50 PM

RedEmily: Lesbians are popular on Fark.


NTTAWWT
 
2011-02-25 02:51:03 PM

mongbiohazard: Their story strikes me as weapons-grade bullshiat, but I don't really care. It was after school hours, privately in a locked classroom and it was two consenting adults so I think firing them was an overreaction anyway.

Suspend them and give them a stern talking to about engaging in sexual activities at home, but firing just seems out of control to me. Hell, the farking janitor who first found them should have - like a reasonable human being - just told them when he found them that they have to find somewhere else to do that and let it go. It wasn't like they were hurting anyone or actually doing anything harmful.

The chicks would have been embarrassed, but would probably have learned their lesson and everyone would continue on with their lives but minus the huge lawsuit.


THIS.

Except they should have both been spanked.
 
2011-02-25 02:53:29 PM
tonygotskilz 2011-02-25 02:10:21 PM
I went to James Madision HS in brooklyn (where this happened) so I'm getting a fap... err kicks...

/ Didn't have hot lesbian teachers when I went there
// Did have hot Hetero teachers when I went there ;)

Same here. Class of 85. Damn,I miss seeing Ms. Shea walking down the halls...
 
2011-02-25 02:54:03 PM

LittleBlondeJug: Except they should have both been spanked.


and then, the oral sex
 
2011-02-25 02:54:11 PM

bikerbob59: RedEmily: Lesbians are popular on Fark.

NTTAWWT


Of course not.
 
2011-02-25 02:55:25 PM

LittleBlondeJug: mongbiohazard: Their story strikes me as weapons-grade bullshiat, but I don't really care. It was after school hours, privately in a locked classroom and it was two consenting adults so I think firing them was an overreaction anyway.

Suspend them and give them a stern talking to about engaging in sexual activities at home, but firing just seems out of control to me. Hell, the farking janitor who first found them should have - like a reasonable human being - just told them when he found them that they have to find somewhere else to do that and let it go. It wasn't like they were hurting anyone or actually doing anything harmful.

The chicks would have been embarrassed, but would probably have learned their lesson and everyone would continue on with their lives but minus the huge lawsuit.

THIS.

Except they should have both been spanked.


You're always thinking about sex.

NTTAWWT
 
2011-02-25 02:55:27 PM

Andrew Wiggin: LittleBlondeJug: Except they should have both been spanked.

and then, the oral sex


Yes.

Yes, and then, the oral sex.
 
2011-02-25 02:56:30 PM

LittleBlondeJug: Andrew Wiggin: LittleBlondeJug: Except they should have both been spanked.

and then, the oral sex

Yes.

Yes, and then, the oral sex.


i suppose spanking and oral sex could be done at the same time, with the proper positioning.
 
2011-02-25 02:57:52 PM
www.examiner.com
 
2011-02-25 02:58:10 PM
Who knew diabetes could be so hot?

/Thankful they weren't hideous. Would've been major buzzkill.
 
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