This affects not a bit.

lajimi: $2,000,000 an episode



Are you kidding? NOBODY is worth that kind of money.

He was great in Hot Shots!

Is it already time for another Sheen thread?

Blah....sucks to be everyone else on that show.


I really kinda wanted more episodes this season. It's completely puerile humor....but for this show, somehow I don't mind.


Oh well.....and odds are he'll be dead by the time next season starts filming.

Charlie Sheen
1965-2012

Article was boring up until the follow-up letter to TMZ:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

I don't know what to say beyond LOLWTF?

lajimi: Alternate headline: $2,000,000 an episode spoiled brat screws working class crew.

FTA: It's $1.2 mil per episode.

And in case you haven't read ANYTHING about this, CBS has had nothing bad to say about Sheen. They have said he always showed up for work and was nothing but a professional the entire time. None of his off set antics (read: stories that make Hugh Hefner jealous) have affected his ability to do his job in anyway.

/Haters gonna hate.
//Charlie Sheen is living out most male's fantasies.
///More power to him.

This is proof to me that this wasn't all just a publicity stunt. Usually a big star has a meltdown right before a big release etc. but to cancel the season? That makes me think its real

dan78: Charlie Sheen
1965-2012

You're being very generous. I have Sheen in this year's dead pool! He won't make it to June.

Charlie Sheen: Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson's bastard offspring.

fire breathing fists

I call band name!

Fire breathing fists... farkin a' man, that's awesome.

Fluorescent Testicle: Charlie Sheen: Lindsay Lohan and Mel Gibson's bastard offspring.

Charlie Sheen: King Pimp

Go, Charlie!

Thrawn: lajimi: Alternate headline: $2,000,000 an episode spoiled brat screws working class crew.

FTA: It's $1.2 mil per episode.

And in case you haven't read ANYTHING about this, CBS has had nothing bad to say about Sheen. They have said he always showed up for work and was nothing but a professional the entire time. None of his off set antics (read: stories that make Hugh Hefner jealous) have affected his ability to do his job in anyway.

/Haters gonna hate.
//Charlie Sheen is living out most male's fantasies.
///More power to him.

Except for entire shows rewritten around his inability to walk, or rewritten to cut scenes featuring his character.

Personally, I hope, with all of my heart, that he dies before July. I have a steak dinner riding on this and I want my steak.

"I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side by side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

'Remember these are my people - not yours.

'We will continue on together."

Dude, it's friggin' TV SHOW, not a world war. Get a grip.

Charlie Sheen (along with the rest of his siblings) are *ALL* MK-Ultra babies (a Jewish-designed CIA-implemented anti-human scheme).

They were all sexually abused and traumatized as children and then doped up and brainwashed to become "perfect little actor babies" (the enslaved robots of Jews = Jewbots). After a child is repeatedly sexually psychologically traumatized then they are assigned "handlers" who continue the sexual abuse and the mind control as the little Jewbot grows up. If the kids aren't abducted (or ritually slaughtered for the blood feast of Purim) then usually their parents are the primary sexual abusers (later they are traded around for sexual abuse by Judea-Goat politicians or one of the usual Jew-Puppets).

And now... the mind-control programming is breaking down.
I wonder how he broke free of his handler.

Rubber Biscuit: Thrawn: lajimi: Alternate headline: $2,000,000 an episode spoiled brat screws working class crew.

FTA: It's $1.2 mil per episode.

And in case you haven't read ANYTHING about this, CBS has had nothing bad to say about Sheen. They have said he always showed up for work and was nothing but a professional the entire time. None of his off set antics (read: stories that make Hugh Hefner jealous) have affected his ability to do his job in anyway.

/Haters gonna hate.
//Charlie Sheen is living out most male's fantasies.
///More power to him.

Except for entire shows rewritten around his inability to walk, or rewritten to cut scenes featuring his character.

Personally, I hope, with all of my heart, that he dies before July. I have a steak dinner riding on this and I want my steak.

*Citation needed.
All I have read is how professional he is when it comes to work. CBS execs were saying how they didn't want to get involved after his latest escapade because he always came to work and did a damn good job.

Gridlock: And now... the mind-control programming is breaking down.
I wonder how he broke free of his handler.

That's just what they want you to think...

'We aren't live, are we?'

Famous last words from the overpaid dope addicted hack.

This is what happens when the world is willing to listen to your coke rants.

Seriously, I WANT fire breathing fists.

I'm sure he will be hired by Walt Disney for a new series.

Posted this in the earlier thread too, but...

Here's what Lorre should do:

1) Reverse course on those cancelled last 4 episodes, because if they wait until next season to resolve this, they're going to loose all the buzz and momentum.

2) In the next episode they shoot, in the cold open, have Charlie Harper killed off in a some hilarious, outrageous accident that can also serve as Lorre's response to Sheen's psychotic rant. (I'm thinking nude, coked-out DIY bungie-jumping, strapped to a hooker, but with too long a cord, and...SPLAT!)

3) Act 1: Lots of jokes about what an idiot Charlie was for his behaivor from Jon Cryer, the kid, Holland Taylor and especially Conchata Ferrell (the maid), then a few obligatory tears.

4) Act 2: The reading of the will, and it turns out Charlie left the house to the KID. Now Cryer's still stuck living as a houseguest, but under the roof of his own kid, which might even be worse than living at the mercy of his no-good brother.

5) Over the next two episodes, establish the new dynamic.

6) In the mean time, spend every available moment deciding on someone to replace Sheen - a character with a similar bent (hard-drinking, hard-partying, effortlessly bags chicks), but without the cushy bank account, and deep-down kinda pathetic, but amusingly over-confident. Someone who can play a distant relative - or perhaps a bastard half-brother from an affair whom the mother never told them about - who needs a place to crash. (Think the brother on "Weeds.")

7) You've got $1.2m you're now saving per episode, so you can use a good chunk of that to hire someone really good, and possibly with some name recognition and a bit of a reputation.

8) Introduce this character in the season finale.

Casting possibilities:

Donal Logue
Val Kilmer (he can lose weight as part of the story)
Vince Vaughn (ditto)
Patrick Warburton
Ethan Hawke
Simon Pegg
Billy Bob Thorton
Ewan McGregor
Matthew Lillard
Eddie Izzard
Owen Wilson
Joe Pantoliano
John Cusack
David Duchovny

They should get Emilio Estevez to replace him.

All I took from that article is that that abomination has been cancelled so, like, huzzah.

coco ebert: Das Kiwizoid: Article was boring up until the follow-up letter to TMZ:

What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

I don't know what to say beyond LOLWTF?

I like Dlisted's take on it. It DOES sound like Baron Harkonnen from Dune.

Holy shiat that man is my hero.

Oh, and calling somoene their given name isn't racist, nor is using one they gave themself.

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I used to believe that Charlie had no redeeming value. I was wrong. He managed to get the unfunniest show to ever appear on tv canceled single handedly.

Thanks you Charlie.

/now go off somewhere and do your drugged out whorey thing.



/pussy

Thrawn: Rubber Biscuit: Thrawn: lajimi: Alternate headline: $2,000,000 an episode spoiled brat screws working class crew.

FTA: It's $1.2 mil per episode.

And in case you haven't read ANYTHING about this, CBS has had nothing bad to say about Sheen. They have said he always showed up for work and was nothing but a professional the entire time. None of his off set antics (read: stories that make Hugh Hefner jealous) have affected his ability to do his job in anyway.

/Haters gonna hate.
//Charlie Sheen is living out most male's fantasies.
///More power to him.

Except for entire shows rewritten around his inability to walk, or rewritten to cut scenes featuring his character.

Personally, I hope, with all of my heart, that he dies before July. I have a steak dinner riding on this and I want my steak.

*Citation needed.
All I have read is how professional he is when it comes to work. CBS execs were saying how they didn't want to get involved after his latest escapade because he always came to work and did a damn good job.

I personally am not at all physically attracted to him, so I feel no reason to suspend my disbelief when I see programs where the lead lays around in every scene. You can believe what you want.

As for talent? The show is so bad that if he had talent, it would be difficult to see it on display there. "Damn good job"? Holy Christ.

slayer199:
Ok....I was thinking it was kinda amusing that Charlie was doing porn stars and blow...he's an addict, playing himself on TV.

Now it looks like a real douchebag by biting the hand that feeds him...and killing the goose that laid the golden egg.

What I'm really wondering is what will happen to Jon Cryer....can someone please think of Jon Cryer? He had disappeared for years only to turn up on a successful sitcom...now he'll probably starve.

Truthfully, never found the show that funny, but Cryer is the one producing more laughs. He's manic, he reacts in his panic-stricken mode to anything that happens and brings an acerbic tongue to the role. Seriously, since all he can do half-way decently is comedy I wouldn't be surprised if Vince Vaughn could step in, but he'd want 2mil per episode as well. Last I remember, Cryer was getting around 6-700k per episode, hell, the kid just resigned for 500-600k/wk. Sickening.

he's a famous don with mad stacks and a reputation for farking and partying at a high level.

you can hate on charlie. but he's a hero in the circles i roll in.

misterblaine63: He was great in Hot Shots!

I loved him in Wall Street.

Opening scene:
Alan, in a crisis of conscious, decides he has to tell Charlie that Rose is not, in fact, married.

Alan runs to Rose's house and knocks on the door, only to have the door slowly swing open.

Alan finds a torn and bloody bowling shirt on the floor, and cautiously walks into the living room.

In one corner we see ROSE, crouched down, her eyes and hair wild. She is chewing on a human leg!

Rose lunges at Alan who screams like a girl.

Fade to black.

Fade in: A Mental Hospital.

We see JAKE in a straight jacket, being dragged away by two large men.

Jake: I'm fine! Let me go!

In the background we see VIVIAN and JUDITH laughing.

Fade out.

Fade in: Charlie's house.

Berta has turned the house into an apparently lucrative brothel/crack house.

Phone rings. Berta answers.

Berta: Sure, come on over.

Berta (to her ho's): 'We've got it made, girls! Charlie Sheen is coming over!

The End.

1stgenwhtrash: This is what happens when the world is willing to listen to your coke rants.

THIS! I came of age in the eighties, this sounds like a coke fueled rant by any self important frat boy prick I ever met

Personally, I'm praying for Ethan Tremblay. How's he gonna take this news?

Awwww... someone already parked firebreathingfists.com.

IamKaiserSoze!!!: I used to believe that Charlie had no redeeming value. I was wrong. He managed to get the unfunniest show to ever appear on tv canceled single handedly.

Thanks you Charlie.

/now go off somewhere and do your drugged out whorey thing.

Charlie Sheen is a genius at life. Women, drugs, liquor, Babe Ruth's World Series ring and now he publicly trashes his nominal boss and threatens him with his 'fire breathing fists'. And the only damage done is to some other overpaid show folk and a tiresome little smirk-fest.

Confess that you wish you could live his life and clean up your mom's basement a little...it stinks down there.

Charlie Sheen has gone full Fark troll.

Since Hollywood is putting out remakes left and right I suggest that they make a remake of Apocalypse Now and have Charlie Sheen play the role of both Colonel Kurtz and that Photojournalist.