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(The Sun)   Mother of 16 says she gets too much in state benefits. Has been pregnant 1/4 of her life with 5 different men   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 91
    More: Dumbass, housing benefit, child tax credit, first husband, alimony, barmaid, child welfare  
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2011-02-24 10:13:45 AM
suckstobeyoublog.com
 
2011-02-24 10:19:48 AM
Chav
 
2011-02-24 10:21:28 AM
how the hell did she fit 5 men in there?

I'm not clicking.. there's some things I'd rather not have to try to unsee.
 
2011-02-24 10:21:32 AM
Keep Americing it up, Britain
 
2011-02-24 10:24:47 AM
The UK should pay her 6 figures to get fixed. Long term, it will save them $.
 
2011-02-24 10:24:54 AM

Sticky Hands: how the hell did she fit 5 men in there?

I'm not clicking.. there's some things I'd rather not have to try to unsee.


If they could only find their car keys, they could drive out.
 
2011-02-24 10:25:15 AM
tizona.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-02-24 10:25:48 AM
Wow, she is like the Anti-Duggar
 
2011-02-24 10:26:28 AM

Sticky Hands: how the hell did she fit 5 men in there?

I'm not clicking.. there's some things I'd rather not have to try to unsee.


She looks like typical trailer park trash. Or, as mentioned in here already, the more Brit expression: chav.
 
2011-02-24 10:28:46 AM
Full-grown men? She probably needs lots of help, as does anyone who might get sucked into that canyon.
 
2011-02-24 10:29:39 AM
www.venetiansblinds.net
 
2011-02-24 10:30:58 AM
Some time ago, I worked in an electroplating plant. One of my co-workers was debating quitting, because SHE made enough money from child support that she didn't really have to work.

It's women like her who make me think that if they are collecting child support from more than two sources, each of those sources should get a price break, and that she should have a cap on her social services.

That won't happen here in welfare-state Minnesota.
 
2011-02-24 10:31:05 AM
She likes to Fark.
 
2011-02-24 10:32:27 AM
Just another justifiable reason to nuke england.

/man, not with your pipe organ..........
 
2011-02-24 10:34:07 AM
Notice how she says the state pays her too much in benefits, but she's not going to do a thing about it. Typical guiltless shrew. Jesus, I almost walked out of Harris Teeter the other day without paying for a bag of cheese (I did self-checkout and somehow missed it). I walked up to customer service and told him what happened. The cashier was actually surprised I came back to pay for it.
Also, the daughter sounds quite bitter about her upbringing. Sounds like a little slice of heaven in that household.
/Sew up that vagina!
 
2011-02-24 10:34:47 AM
It's a vagina! Not a slip 'n' slide!

Goddamn, someone sterilize this woman.
 
2011-02-24 10:35:56 AM
MOM? Is that you?
 
2011-02-24 10:37:04 AM
Tomorrow's headline...

BIG MOUTH BLABBING BRIT BROKE AND BAWLING
 
2011-02-24 10:37:58 AM
Then stop cashing the checks.

Next problem, please.
 
2011-02-24 10:38:06 AM

Sticky Hands: how the hell did she fit 5 men in there?

I'm not clicking.. there's some things I'd rather not have to try to unsee.


Since it's the Sun, the filters at my office block it anyway.
 
2011-02-24 10:38:29 AM
"Relatives say she also picks up £100 a week in child benefit and hundreds more in income support, child tax credits and housing benefit - on top of monthly pay-outs from one of her three ex-husbands."

OK, pop quiz kids: How much you want to bet the ex is paying out money for a kid who isn't his biological child?

How much you want to bet that even if he proves it is not his biological child, the state will still force him to shell out to the whore in the "interests of the child"?

Welcome to the wonderful world of cuckoldry.

Because, honestly, women aren't complex.

1. They seem to be if you assume they are actually fair and compassionate. When you assume they are selfish and scheming, it all falls into place.

2. And really:
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"She lives rent-free with seven of her kids in a three-bed terraced council home worth £135,000."

Meh, it's just another way for a woman to parlay sexuality into profit.
 
2011-02-24 10:39:01 AM
Reminds of an acquaintance in Russia. He and his wife have 5 kids, so they get cash from the state and all kinds of free stuff, and can even afford to live in Moscow without high-paying jobs. Russia has a really low birth rate, and the state literally pays cash for people to have babies.
 
2011-02-24 10:41:16 AM
FTFY

'Ex Gary Black, 49, a former rail worker from Canvey Island, Essex, said: "If she's not Britain's worst mum, she must be a close second."'

Says the guy that was the third man and had five kids with the coont.
 
2011-02-24 10:45:57 AM
Where are all the Farkettes saying "Oh quit it with the hot dog hallway jokes, it bounces back to its original state after the baby is born" BULLshiat! your vagoo may regain some of its original tightness and looks but after babies its never the "same as it was". It hasnt stopped from pleasuring my wife but that farker aint the same by a far sight.
 
2011-02-24 10:46:34 AM
On the flip side I know a guy (friend of a friend) who pays two women child support and has a third kid with his live-in GF who he shows no plans to marry. He pays more in CP than I make a month...which leaves him with almost nothing. You'd think he'd have learned from the first one or two. He doesn't even see the first kid but still pays.
 
2011-02-24 10:47:15 AM
She needs a double wide trailer and an old Trans Am on the lawn, but as it is the UK....

She needs a caravan and an old (insert UK muscle car here) in the garden

She could emigrate to Kentucky and fit right in.
 
2011-02-24 10:47:45 AM

Some Texan: On the flip side I know a guy (friend of a friend) who pays two women child support and has a third kid with his live-in GF who he shows no plans to marry. He pays more in CP than I make a month...which leaves him with almost nothing. You'd think he'd have learned from the first one or two. He doesn't even see the first kid but still pays.


Did he have his balls surgically removed yet?
 
2011-02-24 10:50:09 AM

Some Texan: On the flip side I know a guy (friend of a friend) who pays two women child support and has a third kid with his live-in GF who he shows no plans to marry. He pays more in CP than I make a month...which leaves him with almost nothing. You'd think he'd have learned from the first one or two. He doesn't even see the first kid but still pays.


My ex's baby daddy has 5 kids with 3 women. How he pays for all of them on a truck driver's salary I'll never understand.

His kids are really good though, so at least he's a good dad.
 
2011-02-24 10:52:42 AM
She's named it "Suez", because no matter who's in charge, it never closes.
 
2011-02-24 10:53:01 AM
Next on Maury... "Cleetus...you are NOT the father of baby 17"
 
2011-02-24 10:54:36 AM

Valiente: She's named it "Suez", because no matter who's in charge, it never closes.


Annnnnnd we're done here!
 
2011-02-24 10:56:52 AM

Sapper_Topo: Where are all the Farkettes saying "Oh quit it with the hot dog hallway jokes, it bounces back to its original state after the baby is born" BULLshiat! your vagoo may regain some of its original tightness and looks but after babies its never the "same as it was".


Well, in the case of Farkettes they are right, but that's only because the birth canal tends to collapse from the over-pressure of their enormous gunts.

i181.photobucket.com
 
2011-02-24 10:57:19 AM

Sticky Hands: how the hell did she fit 5 men in there?


As the headline says, she's given birth 16 times.
 
2011-02-24 10:57:35 AM
I wonder how much the Sun paid her for her story about receiving too much money for nothing.
 
2011-02-24 10:58:08 AM

Valiente: She's named it "Suez", because no matter who's in charge, it never closes.


Panama!
 
2011-02-24 10:58:17 AM
A man, a plan, a canal: Welfare!

OK, I'll stop.
 
2011-02-24 10:59:35 AM

Proud2B_American: Next on Maury... "Cleetus...you are NOT the father of baby 17"


Share the joy (YouTube, new window).
 
2011-02-24 11:00:38 AM

Flragnararch: FTFY

'Ex Gary Black, 49, a former rail worker from Canvey Island, Essex, said: "If she's not Britain's worst mum, she must be a close second."'

Says the guy that was the third man and had five kids with the coont.


Don't forget her current boyfriend, the one that's sired seven kids with her as well. Both he and Gary need to get fixed; they've spread their genetic material far enough.
 
2011-02-24 11:03:18 AM
Sapper_Topo:It hasnt stopped from pleasuring my wife but that farker aint the same by a far sight

He's right, his wife's farker aint the same by a far sight.
 
2011-02-24 11:04:28 AM

Mykeru: Because, honestly, women aren't complex.

1. They seem to be if you assume they are actually fair and compassionate. When you assume they are selfish and scheming, it all falls into place.


Someone treated me badly, too, but I'm not pissed at all of them about it.
 
2011-02-24 11:05:09 AM
Congratulations on staying consistent, Fark. In this instance, the actions of the welfare queen don't seem to reflect negatively on people like her. There's no discussion about "those people" or how "they" are. I wish it was like this all of the time.
 
2011-02-24 11:07:02 AM
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2011-02-24 11:08:35 AM
Condidtions like this make me wonder if it's ethical to tax kids at a higher rate once they hit 18 (and I'm assuming jobs of some sort) to pay for her continued leeching of the system.
 
2011-02-24 11:13:11 AM
I have a really serious question, how does she find the time to meet men? I only have 1 child and haven't dated in over 6 months because I just don't have the time.
 
2011-02-24 11:14:11 AM

Rye_: Someone treated me badly, too, but I'm not pissed at all of them about it.


Yeah, that's what happened: One person treated me badly and I decided to generalize because, of course, this hypothetical one person was a completely outlier from the compassionate sainthood that is women.

I guess that's possible.

Also possible is that just that you've got yourself some stylin' eyewear:

i181.photobucket.com
 
2011-02-24 11:15:38 AM

Sapper_Topo: Where are all the Farkettes saying "Oh quit it with the hot dog hallway jokes, it bounces back to its original state after the baby is born" BULLshiat! your vagoo may regain some of its original tightness and looks but after babies its never the "same as it was". It hasnt stopped from pleasuring my wife but that farker aint the same by a far sight.


That's why the doctor sometimes puts in the daddy stitch after the baby is delivered.
 
2011-02-24 11:16:13 AM

distopianDream: I have a really serious question, how does she find the time to meet men? I only have 1 child and haven't dated in over 6 months because I just don't have the time.


Once your kids are older, you have built in babysitters. Besides, the men she goes for probably think "16 kids? Obviously she puts out!"
 
2011-02-24 11:16:37 AM
i.imgur.com

Shouldn't it run sideways?
 
2011-02-24 11:17:10 AM

Mykeru: Proud2B_American: Next on Maury... "Cleetus...you are NOT the father of baby 17"

Share the joy (YouTube, new window).


I love it when a gal brings like the 8th guy on... is "1000% sure"...and she's wrong again Good Times, Indeed
 
2011-02-24 11:21:23 AM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Congratulations on staying consistent, Fark. In this instance, the actions of the welfare queen don't seem to reflect negatively on people like her. There's no discussion about "those people" or how "they" are. I wish it was like this all of the time.


I remember a time when you didn't pop into threads just to stir up some racist shiat. What changed, bro?
 
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