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2011-02-24 10:02:38 AM
or the rest of the world for that matter, unless you still live in high school.
I tried, but I couldn't get through the opening. What a piece of shiat.
 
2011-02-24 10:07:29 AM
I can't imagine having been out in HS ('84-'88). I was still hoping I wasn't.

It doesn't sound that rough for him quite yet. But I can understand trying to get out before it does get that way.

He's a cutey, though. I'll protect him!

/in a platonic, coaching way
//till he's legal
 
2011-02-24 11:15:54 AM
High School bullies always pick on the most venerable. The fact that a teacher is also in on this means that he's open game. The teacher, in the very least, should be fired.

\also sounds like the teacher feels "threatened" by the kid
\\could be gay too
\\\just can't man up and admit it
 
2011-02-24 01:10:57 PM
Armed gays don't get bashed, kid. Remember this.
 
2011-02-24 01:11:50 PM
I farked his teacher in the pooper. But he was drunk so it wasn't gay for him.
 
2011-02-24 01:12:12 PM
Soda has a sexuality now?

/Dr.Pepper is not a real Doctor.
 
2011-02-24 01:14:24 PM
FTA: 'you can't put Mountain Dew or Pepsi in the same fridge or they'll turn gay'

Lolwut?
 
2011-02-24 01:15:11 PM

SpaceyCat: High School bullies always pick on the most venerable. The fact that a teacher is also in on this means that he's open game. The teacher, in the very least, should be fired.

\also sounds like the teacher feels "threatened" by the kid
\\could be gay too
\\\just can't man up and admit it


Bullies pick on the oldest?
 
2011-02-24 01:15:38 PM
Queer Snowflake

/band name?
 
2011-02-24 01:16:06 PM
"He stood in front of the class and said 'you can't put Mountain Dew or Pepsi in the same fridge or they'll turn gay'.

Don't watch The Flintstones. You'll have a "gay old time" and it won't involve sex at all and you'll be confused and have to sue Hanna Barbera for discriminating against you with their 50 year old cartoons they are forcing you to watch.
 
2011-02-24 01:16:07 PM

redmid17: FTA: 'you can't put Mountain Dew or Pepsi in the same fridge or they'll turn gay'

Lolwut?


I guess the Pepsi just can't resist doing the Dew.
 
2011-02-24 01:16:33 PM
I didn't read anything in TFA article that gave me the impression that a teacher, or anyone, for that matter, is harassing this kid.

Was the teacher's gay comment inappropriate? Yes, but how was that comment singling out this kid? Maybe the 'reporter' could have added something that was actual harassment.

/confused.
 
2011-02-24 01:17:53 PM
In some schools in Florida at least, the teachers are helping protect and organize gay students to keep them from being ostracized.

/was one of the best things I got an opportunity to write about as a reporter.
 
2011-02-24 01:18:01 PM
Teacher sounds like a complete moron, and should be fired for this as well as his nonsensical analogy. Which one is supposed to be the gay soft drink, Mountain Dew?
 
2011-02-24 01:18:08 PM

redmid17: FTA: 'you can't put Mountain Dew or Pepsi in the same fridge or they'll turn gay'

Lolwut?


Yeah, what does that even mean?
Also, I missed the part where the teacher "singled him out."
Also, Also, Ceaser liked clams AND oysters!
 
2011-02-24 01:18:12 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Bullies pick on the oldest?


He meant VULNERABLE, you twit.

Those with the biggest vulvas.

/by vulume
 
2011-02-24 01:18:24 PM
Maybe Herbert just wanted to sing...

i16.photobucket.com
 
2011-02-24 01:19:22 PM
Perhaps he should try being ungay for a while. Is he afraid he might like it?
 
2011-02-24 01:19:33 PM

Cymbal: Teacher sounds like a complete moron, and should be fired for this as well as his nonsensical analogy. Which one is supposed to be the gay soft drink, Mountain Dew?


Brokeback mountain dew
 
2011-02-24 01:19:49 PM
Can't Elton John or Rosie O'Donnell fund some sort of program for gay teens that grow up in rural areas and get them airlifted to San Francisco so they can grow up in a natural habitat, avoiding years of life as prey.
 
2011-02-24 01:19:57 PM
Glee has to be the second most socially disturbing program on TV right now. Right behind that child pornography show Skins.
 
2011-02-24 01:20:13 PM

tinyarena: redmid17: FTA: 'you can't put Mountain Dew or Pepsi in the same fridge or they'll turn gay'

Lolwut?

Yeah, what does that even mean?
Also, I missed the part where the teacher "singled him out."
Also, Also, Ceaser liked clams AND oysters!


This just in: BadAnalogyGuy teaches choir in Florida.
 
2011-02-24 01:20:20 PM

gregory311: I didn't read anything in TFA article that gave me the impression that a teacher, or anyone, for that matter, is harassing this kid.

Was the teacher's gay comment inappropriate? Yes, but how was that comment singling out this kid? Maybe the 'reporter' could have added something that was actual harassment.

/confused.


Uhhhhh did you read the part where he went up to the kid and started imitating the kids voice in front of the whole class?
 
2011-02-24 01:20:43 PM

ProfessorOhki: redmid17: FTA: 'you can't put Mountain Dew or Pepsi in the same fridge or they'll turn gay'

Lolwut?

I guess the Pepsi just can't resist doing the Dew.

Funny, if there was a drink that I would think is gay, it would be Dr. Pepper. I mean, it's not like they don't out & out try to recruit. After all...

I'm a Pepper, he's a Pepper, she's a Pepper, we're a Pepper, wouldn't you like to be a Pepper, too? (emphasis mine)

/won't someone think of the children?
//not in THAT way!
 
2011-02-24 01:22:02 PM
When I was in high school in small-town Florida, we didn't have any gay kids. Or atheists for that matter.

It was a survival tactic.
 
2011-02-24 01:22:13 PM

Diogenes: I can't imagine having been out in HS ('84-'88). I was still hoping I wasn't.

It doesn't sound that rough for him quite yet. But I can understand trying to get out before it does get that way.

He's a cutey, though. I'll protect him!

/in a platonic, coaching way
//till he's legal


I don't see where this guy is being singled out or anything. If this kind of crap is going to flare up lawsuits, the kid is in for hell later in life.

/He told an inappropriate joke that doesn't even make sense about soda pop.
//Should be about as offensive as me calling random things gay.
///Though when I say it I translate it to "stupid" and not "homosexual."
 
2011-02-24 01:23:58 PM
"He [also] came over to me and I was like 'hi.' He said hi, like he was imitating me or mocking me," Herbert said.

Mental note: Returning a greeting to a gay guy is a hate crime.
 
2011-02-24 01:24:23 PM
I went to an all boy's Catholic high school 25 years ago. Since then there have been at least a dozen students that came out of the closet. During high school, there were about 3 boys that everyone knew were gay, although they were not open about it. Then only one that I can remember harassing them was some bodybuilding jock. everybody else was cool with them. You guessed it, that jock turned out to be gay. That was 25 years ago, can't we get past all this. And the teacher should be fired.
 
2011-02-24 01:24:39 PM

henryhill: Can't Elton John or Rosie O'Donnell fund some sort of program for gay teens that grow up in rural areas and get them airlifted to San Francisco so they can grow up in a natural habitat, avoiding years of life as prey.


Then they get ate up by chicken hawks.
 
2011-02-24 01:24:41 PM
How the hell can a 15 yearold be "gay". What a bunch of bs this nation is turning into. At 15 you can't be "gay" you're still figuring out how to masturbate properly.
 
2011-02-24 01:25:54 PM
this kid sounds gay.
 
2011-02-24 01:26:01 PM

Cman1982: How the hell can a 15 yearold be "gay". What a bunch of bs this nation is turning into. At 15 you can't be "gay" you're still figuring out how to masturbate properly.


*facepalm*
 
2011-02-24 01:26:07 PM

SpaceyCat: High School bullies always pick on the most venerable. The fact that a teacher is also in on this means that he's open game. The teacher, in the very least, should be fired.

\also sounds like the teacher feels "threatened" by the kid
\\could be gay too
\\\just can't man up and admit it


I don't think it means what you think it means.
 
2011-02-24 01:26:43 PM

GranoblasticMan: Maybe Herbert just wanted to sing...


When GranoblasticMan first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said he was daft to hotlink to a swamp, but he did it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So he hotlinked another one. That sank into the swamp. So he built a third. That got filterpwned, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth post stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest hotlink in all of England.
 
2011-02-24 01:27:04 PM

riverwalk barfly: I went to an all boy's Catholic high school 25 years ago. Since then there have been at least a dozen students that came out of the closet. During high school, there were about 3 boys that everyone knew were gay, although they were not open about it. Then only one that I can remember harassing them was some bodybuilding jock. everybody else was cool with them. You guessed it, that jock turned out to be gay. That was 25 years ago, can't we get past all this. And the teacher should be fired.


Funny story. There is actually a jock in Glee who is a carbon copy of what you're describing.
 
2011-02-24 01:27:46 PM
Cman1982: At 15 you can't be "gay" you're still figuring out how to masturbate properly.

Don't pass judgment because you were a late bloomer.
 
2011-02-24 01:27:53 PM

Cman1982: How the hell can a 15 yearold be "gay". What a bunch of bs this nation is turning into. At 15 you can't be "gay" you're still figuring out how to masturbate properly.


What were you masturbating to at 15, teddy bears?
 
2011-02-24 01:29:11 PM

Cman1982: How the hell can a 15 yearold be "gay". What a bunch of bs this nation is turning into. At 15 you can't be "gay" you're still figuring out how to masturbate properly.


I just want to post this again because I doubt I'll read anything more stupid today.
 
2011-02-24 01:29:15 PM

Cman1982: How the hell can a 15 yearold be "gay". What a bunch of bs this nation is turning into. At 15 you can't be "gay" you're still figuring out how to masturbate properly.


If you're stilling trying to figure out how to masturbate at age 15, there's a very good chance your genes will not be passed on to the next generation.
 
2011-02-24 01:29:46 PM

Confabulat: Cman1982: How the hell can a 15 yearold be "gay". What a bunch of bs this nation is turning into. At 15 you can't be "gay" you're still figuring out how to masturbate properly.

What were you masturbating to at 15, teddy bears?


I was a little perv I would masterbate to the girls in my yearbook.
 
2011-02-24 01:29:51 PM
Well, Mountain Dew is kind of fruity. A joke about soda and a mocking hello? That's all it took to sue?

I've been teased in school for being a shy kid with glasses and a funny name. I don't recall ever considering legal action. But then I'm wasn't gay, black, female, etcetera.
 
2011-02-24 01:29:53 PM
'you can't put Mountain Dew or Pepsi in the same fridge or they'll turn gay'

Just to clear this up I believe that he meant to say Fanta, not Pepsi.
 
2011-02-24 01:30:44 PM

cretinbob: I tried, but I couldn't get through the opening. What a piece of shiat.


Tell your partner to use an enema and shower before hand, and ask him to relax.
 
2011-02-24 01:31:10 PM
I know I'm being a tad juvenile here but ... heh... heh... heh... Flagler County School District.
 
2011-02-24 01:31:20 PM
Confabulat:

What were you masturbating to at 15, teddy bears?

With. Masturbating with.
 
2011-02-24 01:31:44 PM

Confabulat: Cman1982: How the hell can a 15 yearold be "gay". What a bunch of bs this nation is turning into. At 15 you can't be "gay" you're still figuring out how to masturbate properly.

I just want to post this again because I doubt I'll read anything more stupid today.


Tragic that today's freshmen are masturbating at a third-grade level.
 
2011-02-24 01:33:03 PM

SpaceyCat: High School bullies always pick on the most venerable.


And target them as though there's a bede on their forehead.
 
2011-02-24 01:34:13 PM
I didn't figure out how to masturbate till the 7th or 8th grade. It was kinda a fluke when I figured it out. Took me 2 years to do it the normal way. Made it much easier and less of a pain
 
2011-02-24 01:34:13 PM

gerrymander: SpaceyCat: High School bullies always pick on the most venerable.

And target them as though there's a bede on their forehead.


Nice. Someone literate on Fark! What are the odds?
 
2011-02-24 01:35:07 PM

Cman1982: I didn't figure out how to masturbate till the 7th or 8th grade. It was kinda a fluke when I figured it out. Took me 2 years to do it the normal way. Made it much easier and less of a pain


Sounds like you needed a tooter.
 
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