I don't get why every time some conspiracy nut finds evidence, it is a clue hidden in art, or some image that was purposefully left for people to find. Because when you are trying to cover something up, there is nothing more important than leaving clues out in the open on purpose.

Or what I imagine that the conspiracy nuts think is that the person who "hid" the "clue" thought that they were being smart, and that in this instance the: "Abbey Road cover with barefoot Paul" was so clever that no one would figure it out. But Conspiracy Bob figured it out, and that makes him feel so much smarter than the smug sneering nonbelievers.

unlikely: Well I'm convinced.

That makes Ringo the only surviving Beatle.

Quick... England... Declare him part of the National Trust or something. Or a monument. Whatever, just protect that national treasure!

Or at least make a soap impression of him and donate that.

1. His entire career since the Beatles

Teknowaffle: I don't get why every time some conspiracy nut finds evidence, it is a clue hidden in art, or some image that was purposefully left for people to find. Because when you are trying to cover something up, there is nothing more important than leaving clues out in the open on purpose.

Or what I imagine that the conspiracy nuts think is that the person who "hid" the "clue" thought that they were being smart, and that in this instance the: "Abbey Road cover with barefoot Paul" was so clever that no one would figure it out. But Conspiracy Bob figured it out, and that makes him feel so much smarter than the smug sneering nonbelievers.

+1

He's dead to me

Teknowaffle: I don't get why every time some conspiracy nut finds evidence, it is a clue hidden in art, or some image that was purposefully left for people to find. Because when you are trying to cover something up, there is nothing more important than leaving clues out in the open on purpose.

Or what I imagine that the conspiracy nuts think is that the person who "hid" the "clue" thought that they were being smart, and that in this instance the: "Abbey Road cover with barefoot Paul" was so clever that no one would figure it out. But Conspiracy Bob figured it out, and that makes him feel so much smarter than the smug sneering nonbelievers.

Usually when I'm trying to cover something up I dig at least two deep holes in the desert and bring some quick lime. One hole is for the secret and the other is for the guy who helped me bury the secret.

Turn me on, dead man... Turn me on, dead man...

Teknowaffle: I don't get why every time some conspiracy nut finds evidence, it is a clue hidden in art, or some image that was purposefully left for people to find. Because when you are trying to cover something up, there is nothing more important than leaving clues out in the open on purpose.

Or what I imagine that the conspiracy nuts think is that the person who "hid" the "clue" thought that they were being smart, and that in this instance the: "Abbey Road cover with barefoot Paul" was so clever that no one would figure it out. But Conspiracy Bob figured it out, and that makes him feel so much smarter than the smug sneering nonbelievers.

you fail. Don't you realize that common sense has no place within a conspiracy theory?

It's one of my favorite conspiracy theories. I believe they had a big laugh out of encouraging it, especially John.

The original Paul was KILLED WITH THERMITE PAINT.

/Ant

Barbwiremike: The original Paul was KILLED WITH THERMITE PAINT.

/Ant

The original Paul was LAUNCHED AS A MISSILE OFF THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA IN DECEMBER.

1. If I had a lobotomy.

His singing has improved.

Don't let reality get in the way of a good conspiracy theory.

I liked how they deduced the circumstances of his death from the Sgt. Pepper album and then turned around and said the evidence is valid because it aligns with the circumstances of his death. My head actually spun a full 360 degrees after reading that.

Someone asked him after his recent divorce, if he'd ever go down on one knee again. He reportedly said, "her name is Heather!"

"Beatles Conspiracy: Did They Cover Up Paul's 1966 Death?"

"Not bad for a man who's been "dead" going on 35 years"

2011-1966 =/= 35.
When was this article written? In the year....2000?

Anyone who denies the conspiracy is part of the conspiracy.

Teknowaffle: I don't get why every time some conspiracy nut finds evidence, it is a clue hidden in art, or some image that was purposefully left for people to find. Because when you are trying to cover something up, there is nothing more important than leaving clues out in the open on purpose.

Or what I imagine that the conspiracy nuts think is that the person who "hid" the "clue" thought that they were being smart, and that in this instance the: "Abbey Road cover with barefoot Paul" was so clever that no one would figure it out. But Conspiracy Bob figured it out, and that makes him feel so much smarter than the smug sneering nonbelievers.

If you want to see many, many, MANY examples of this, go to the Above Top Secret website. Lots of pathetic people who think they're superior because THEY have figured it all out.

As a matter of fact, I think I'll nip over there and see what they have on the "Paul is dead" theory.

Just a search for "Paul McCartney" gives these results:


Paul McCartney died in 1966 - replaced by Billy Shepherd
www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread195888/pg1

Paul McCartney Leader of Illuminati???
www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread358780/pg1

Reptilian Paul McCartney & Hillary Clinton
www.abovetopsecret.com/forum/thread309149/pg1


Why would Linda have gone along with it?

She and Paul were having marital troubles and she was actually cheating on Paul with Billy Shepherd when the accident happened. So, Linda was glad to go along with the charade. There was obviously a lot of money at stake!

And here's another angle:

Here something you should think about. The only person that can replace Paul McCartney, is Paul McCartney. So, if Paul McCartney was kill back in 1966. The person that had replace him, would had been a Paul McCartney from a parallel universe. And this would had be kept secret.

He's not joking.

Teknowaffle:The original Paul was LAUNCHED AS A MISSILE OFF THE COAST OF CALIFORNIA IN DECEMBER.

The GOVERNMENT doesn't want you to know why he's the walrus.

O.P.D. is really O.P.P.

Ontario Provincial Police.

OK, the list was interesting until point 11. The patch reads "OPP" for "Ontario Provincial Police." Even the laziest of fact checkers could have caught that BS before it ended up published. Sheesh sheeple!

Annoyance: "Beatles Conspiracy: Did They Cover Up Paul's 1966 Death?"

"Not bad for a man who's been "dead" going on 35 years"

2011-1966 =/= 35.
When was this article written? In the year....2000?

Good job smart guy. Maxwell will surely be paying you a visit.

But we still haven't seen his original, long-form birth certificate, HAVE WE?????

palad: O.P.D. is really O.P.P.

Ontario Provincial Police.


You bastard.

/tiny fist

palad: O.P.D. is really O.P.P.

Yeah you know me.

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: But we still haven't seen his original, long-form birth death certificate, HAVE WE?????

FTFY

I think we can all agree that, if the Beatles hadn't broken up, "Silly Love Songs" would have been a Beatles song...and John would have killed Paul the first time he sang it.

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: But we still haven't seen his original, long-form birth certificate, HAVE WE?????

The death certificate seems to be missing too.

Al_Ed: 24. Wings

What do you call a dog with Wings?


Linda McCartney.

//too soon?

Funny that they somehow knew exactly what happened in his car seconds before his death.

The original Paul was KILLED BY PIRATES DURING A BOTCHED RESCUE ATTEMPT OFF THE COAST OF SOMALIA.

I blame Keith Richards. He's obviously a zombie.

Also: Didn't authorize Weird Al to record the Chicken Pot Pie parody of Live and Let Die

Okay, so the question that I have is, if he died and they covered it up, WHY WOULD THEY LEAVE ALL OF THESE 'CLUES'?

ne2d: unlikely: Well I'm convinced.

That makes Ringo the only surviving Beatle.

Quick... England... Declare him part of the National Trust or something. Or a monument. Whatever, just protect that national treasure!

Or at least make a soap impression of him and donate that.

Being well-acquainted with the touch of a velvet hand on a windowpane, I agree.

McCartney's impromptu duet with Terry Bradshaw at the commentator's desk for the Superbowl a few years ago was probably a fate worse than death.

If not for him, than for the audience.

Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
John Lennon: Here's one.
Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
Paul McCartney: I'm not dead.
Dead Collector: What?
John Lennon: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
Paul McCartney: I'm not dead.
Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
John Lennon: Yes he is.
Paul McCartney: I'm not.
Dead Collector: He isn't.
John Lennon: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
Paul McCartney: I'm getting better.
John Lennon: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Paul McCartney: I don't want to go on the cart.
John Lennon: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Dead Collector: I can't take him.
Paul McCartney: I feel fine.
John Lennon: Oh, do me a favor.
Dead Collector: I can't.
John Lennon: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
John Lennon: Well, when's your next round?
Dead Collector: Thursday.
Paul McCartney: I think I'll go for a walk.
John Lennon: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
Paul McCartney: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences Paul with his a whack of his club]
John Lennon: Ah, thank you very much.
Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
John Lennon: Right.

How old is he?
Probably will be dead soon.
Happens to all of us, oh well.

If you watch The Wizard of Oz and play the White Album backwards, then take ALOT of LSD, you'll hear Paul McCartney playing the bagpipes.

I have placed TruTV links in the same DO NOT CLICK category as Briebart and WND.

Sad. The nice list on one page is great but it cannot overcome the ugly layout and general stupidity.

This list was "meh." Not terrible.

Just not Time Slice worthy.

Barbwiremike
The GOVERNMENT doesn't want you to know why he's the walrus.

I was the walrus, Paul wasn't the walrus! I was just saying that to be nice, but I was actually the walrus!

Darn Deathers