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2011-02-22 02:42:38 PM
Keep your religion out of my government and keep your Government out of my Religion.
 
2011-02-22 02:43:09 PM
All_Farked_Up: Keep your religion out of my government and keep your Government out of my Religion.

But they're two tastes that go great together!
 
2011-02-22 02:43:28 PM
I was looking for an image of the courthouse 10 commandments display from Arrested Development, but then I got distracted:
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2011-02-22 02:43:31 PM
LOL!!
 
2011-02-22 02:47:50 PM
Thank God!
 
2011-02-22 02:49:00 PM
Ah, the lesser known 11th commandment:

Thou shalt STFU

Too bad more Christians haven't heard about it.
 
2011-02-22 02:49:07 PM
All_Farked_Up: Keep your religion out of my government and keep your Government out of my Religion.

Except the one True Faith. It's fine we shouldn't have to listen to all those bohemian cults but I'm not going to let you prevent the True Faith from showing us the light!
 
2011-02-22 02:50:37 PM
The 10 Commandments have fark all to do with American law. What laws are based on the 10 Commandments? I think George Carlin actually already covered this but the only two Commandments that have anything to do with our laws are "thou shall not steal" and "thou shall not kill". And I think we could have figured those two on our own.

Of course the "thou shall not kill" one is highly open to interpretation and loopholes.
 
2011-02-22 02:51:23 PM
palelizard: All_Farked_Up: Keep your religion out of my government and keep your Government out of my Religion.

Except the one True Faith. It's fine we shouldn't have to listen to all those bohemian cults but I'm not going to let you prevent the True Faith from showing us the light!


Yes, even the FSM
 
2011-02-22 02:56:14 PM
Mugato: The 10 Commandments have fark all to do with American law. What laws are based on the 10 Commandments? I think George Carlin actually already covered this but the only two Commandments that have anything to do with our laws are "thou shall not steal" and "thou shall not kill". And I think we could have figured those two on our own.

Of course the "thou shall not kill" one is highly open to interpretation and loopholes.


I think "thou shalt not steal" is too.
 
2011-02-22 02:59:58 PM
Good.
 
2011-02-22 03:02:39 PM
Dadburns: I think "thou shalt not steal" is too

Possibly. But the "thou shalt not kill" one, they really brought in the "that depends on what your definition of 'is' is" lawyers on that one to justify wars and executions and what not.
 
2011-02-22 03:04:05 PM
"And it was good."
 
2011-02-22 03:04:09 PM
Dadburns: Mugato: The 10 Commandments have fark all to do with American law. What laws are based on the 10 Commandments? I think George Carlin actually already covered this but the only two Commandments that have anything to do with our laws are "thou shall not steal" and "thou shall not kill". And I think we could have figured those two on our own.

Of course the "thou shall not kill" one is highly open to interpretation and loopholes.

I think "thou shalt not steal" is too.


He whittled "thou shalt not steal" down to "honor thy provider of thine nookie" because he combined the following into one:
Thou shalt not bare false witness
Thou shalt not steal

Both the above to be filed under dishonesty

Thou shalt not commit adultery
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife

Both filed as adultery which is also a dishonest act
 
2011-02-22 03:04:11 PM
Mugato: the "thou shall not kill" one is highly open to interpretation and loopholes.

I believe "Thou shalt not kill" is actually a mistranslation. Although I don't read Hebrew, I've been told a more accurate translation is "Thou shalt not murder" which leaves as OK killing in battle and killing in self-defense.
 
2011-02-22 03:06:34 PM
Mugato: The 10 Commandments have fark all to do with American law. What laws are based on the 10 Commandments? I think George Carlin actually already covered this but the only two Commandments that have anything to do with our laws are "thou shall not steal" and "thou shall not kill". And I think we could have figured those two on our own.

Of course the "thou shall not kill" one is highly open to interpretation and loopholes.


Perjury and slander cover bearing false witness. There are adultery laws on the books (dating back from our Puritan roots) in plenty of places. Parental guardianship and a lack of juvenile rights could be considered honoring thy Father and thy Mother.

We're allowed to covet, legally. It's kinda hard to enforce that one. The others deal with behavior between you and God, which we've wisely avoided.

The Ten Commandments and a lot of other bases of faiths have plenty in common. They prescribe the most basic of operating rules for a functional society--no killing, no stealing, no lying, etc. Our most basic laws may or may not have grounding in the Ten Commandments, but it would be incorrect to say religions and our laws don't have anything in common.
 
2011-02-22 03:09:32 PM
"but I'm not going to let you prevent the True Faith "

Rule 7. Capitalize points of the compass only when they refer to specific regions.
Examples: We have had three relatives visit from the South.
 
2011-02-22 03:10:13 PM
BurnShrike: Ah, the lesser known 11th commandment:

Thou shalt STFU

Too bad more Christians haven't heard about it.


It was an oversight. Back in Moses's day everyone knew that one. If they thought there would be a problem it would have been the first commandment.

1) Thou shall STFU.
2) Seriously STFU.
 
2011-02-22 03:15:12 PM
palelizard: We're allowed to covet, legally. It's kinda hard to enforce that one.

Stalking is the best I can come up with for that one.
 
2011-02-22 03:15:37 PM
I've had cases in the McCreary County courthouse. The "historical display" they reference is a series of laminated pages with the Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, and a few other documents on them. Standard 8.5" X 11" printer paper, and I think the text is in 12-point Times New Roman. These are posted on the BACK wall of the courtroom.

The Commandments, on the other hand, are posted on the wall BEHIND THE JUDGE and are nicely painted in six inch script on a 3' X 4' wooden plaque.
 
2011-02-22 03:31:07 PM
I'm amazed that such people of faith would even consider working in the evil, real world, especially as a politician.

Help me out here, is there something in the first 613 commandments that treats religious posers?
 
2011-02-22 03:31:36 PM
The 10 Commandments are ludicrous and have no place in law. Sure, everyone knows "don't murder people" is good advice, but "thou shalt have no other gods before me?" If that's not unconstitutional, I don't know what is since that's clearly stating "be a Jew or a Christian, or else." Also, "keep the Sabbath holy" and "don't make idols" and "don't swear" are all pretty farking stupid as a basis for legal action.

Go do your Jesus stuff on your own property, and I'll do my religious stuff on mine. Don't go trying to impose your religious commandments, of whatever number, on government property. They have no place there.
 
2011-02-22 03:33:59 PM
give me doughnuts: The Commandments, on the other hand, are posted on the wall

...but apparently not for much longer.
 
2011-02-22 03:37:33 PM
Not only do these rubes want to scrawl their voodoo graffiti everywhere, they want the state to sponsor and pay for it. I don't see how it would be very different to pay McDonald's to plaster ads for Shamrock Shakes and McLard Burgers on the courtroom wall.

People that need to be reminded of their religion so relentlessly sure seem to be lacking a key component of it: Faith. This constant, desperate scrambling to convince everyone of its superiority is like being subjected to a shrieking advertising campaign for used diapers on a low-signal AM radio station.


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2011-02-22 03:54:28 PM
Amen.
 
2011-02-22 04:01:45 PM
BurnShrike: Ah, the lesser known 11th commandment:

Thou shalt STFU

Too bad more Christians haven't heard about it.


The King James version of it was more specific: "Thou shalt not be a jackass in My Name.
 
jvl
2011-02-22 04:14:08 PM
The Ten Commandments, contrary to what many in this thread imagine, does have a place in the history of law. That's why Moses is among the figures that adorn the outside of the Supreme Court.

But thanks to this Supreme Court choice, we know that "posting the Ten Commandments as part of a history lesson in order to pretend you aren't promoting your religion" is not a valid use of the Commandments in secular society.
 
2011-02-22 04:18:19 PM
Mugato: Dadburns: I think "thou shalt not steal" is too

Possibly. But the "thou shalt not kill" one, they really brought in the "that depends on what your definition of 'is' is" lawyers on that one to justify wars and executions and what not.


I'll execute you for bringing that up, heretic
 
2011-02-22 04:24:01 PM
RLupin: Go do your Jesus stuff on your own property, and I'll do my religious stuff on mine. Don't go trying to impose your religious commandments, of whatever number, on government property. They have no place there.

Like "moose stuff"?
 
2011-02-22 04:24:48 PM
jvl: But thanks to this Supreme Court choice, we know that "posting the Ten Commandments as part of a history lesson in order to pretend you aren't promoting your religion" is not a valid use of the Commandments in secular society.

Nor is placing it someplace you don't own (new window), the grand irony being coveting the use of someone else's space to display a commandment about not coveting things.
 
2011-02-22 04:27:31 PM
drewkumo: RLupin: Go do your Jesus stuff on your own property, and I'll do my religious stuff on mine. Don't go trying to impose your religious commandments, of whatever number, on government property. They have no place there.

Like "moose stuff"?


Heretic! قد من الله
 
2011-02-22 04:27:48 PM
jvl: The Ten Commandments, contrary to what many in this thread imagine, does have a place in the history of law. That's why Moses is among the figures that adorn the outside of the Supreme Court.

But thanks to this Supreme Court choice, we know that "posting the Ten Commandments as part of a history lesson in order to pretend you aren't promoting your religion" is not a valid use of the Commandments in secular society.


So did Hammurabi's code but if we went around putting that up people would be all "that's biased against people who can't swim yaddayaddayadda". I'm saying, if you can't swim gimme your fecking house and die. Now.
 
2011-02-22 04:45:10 PM
All_Farked_Up: Keep your religion out of my government and keep your Government out of my Religion.

Yes, because thou shalt not steal or murder is a horrible influence on a civil society. I don't think the secular/20% lib mind could have come up with that on their own.
 
2011-02-22 04:54:51 PM
Well, now they're gonna get all devious and deceitful and disguise their religious commandments as some sort of Legal Design document, so they can get it into their courthouse.
 
2011-02-22 05:39:38 PM
I really can't remember where I heard it and can't find it on google, but I heard a quote once that goes something like this...

"I don't want a government that legislates the first four commandments, nor do I want a government that fails to legislate the last six."

While I think trying to legislate #s 5 and 10 would be difficult, for the most part, 6-9 are good laws to have in some form or another in any government.

But seriously, if you believe in the Ten Commandments (and I do), they should be personal commandments that you try to follow, not laws you try to make everyone else follow when they don't agree with you.
 
2011-02-22 05:51:35 PM
Mugato: The 10 Commandments have fark all to do with American law. What laws are based on the 10 Commandments? I think George Carlin actually already covered this but the only two Commandments that have anything to do with our laws are "thou shall not steal" and "thou shall not kill". And I think we could have figured those two on our own.

Of course the "thou shall not kill" one is highly open to interpretation and loopholes.


Of course:

"There are four types of homicide: felonious, accidental, justifiable, and praiseworthy."

- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary

I'm wondering which category applies to a number of conributors to this thread that I've read. Already.
 
2011-02-22 06:15:55 PM
jvl: The Ten Commandments, contrary to what many in this thread imagine, does have a place in the history of law. That's why Moses is among the figures that adorn the outside of the Supreme Court.

But thanks to this Supreme Court choice, we know that "posting the Ten Commandments as part of a history lesson in order to pretend you aren't promoting your religion" is not a valid use of the Commandments in secular society.


Moses is just one of 18 of historical law givers (both real and fictitious) displayed on the frieze in the Supreme Court: Menes, Hammurabi, Moses, Solomon, Lycurgus, Solon, Draco, Confucius and Octavian (south wall); Justinian, Mohammed, Charlemagne, King John, Louis IX, Hugo Grotius, Sir William Blackstone, John Marshall and Napoleon (north wall). Just adding a little perspective because we all know how those people love to take things out of context... and then severely twist them.


Matthew 6
5"When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. 6"But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you.


/moses: god these people give me a headache
//god: take these two tablets and see me in the morning
 
2011-02-22 06:18:16 PM
Mcaffolder: Thank God!

You're welcome...
 
2011-02-22 08:13:35 PM
What about the other 603?
 
2011-02-22 08:35:30 PM
DigitalCoffee:
Moses is just one of 18 of historical law givers (both real and fictitious) displayed on the frieze in the Supreme Court: Menes, Hammurabi, Moses, Solomon, Lycurgus, Solon, Draco, Confucius and Octavian (south wall); Justinian, Mohammed, Charlemagne, King John, Louis IX, Hugo Grotius, Sir William Blackstone, John Marshall and Napoleon (north wall). Just adding a little perspective because we all know how those people love to take things out of context... and then severely twist them.



Amen, brother.

Deuteronomy 23:10-13
 
2011-02-23 03:53:13 AM
Let's have look at the 10 commandments

Don't worship other gods, don't make idols and don't make wrongful use of the name of the Lord your God. Those are definitely religion specific.

But what about the rest? For six days you shall labour and do all your work and rest on the 7th day. Honor your father and your mother. Do not murder, commit adultery, steal, lie, or covet what does not belong to you. All those are good things to go by no matter what your religion is or if you're not religious at all. So what's wrong with posting them?
 
2011-02-23 10:26:32 AM
GWSuperfan: Mugato: the "thou shall not kill" one is highly open to interpretation and loopholes.

I believe "Thou shalt not kill" is actually a mistranslation. Although I don't read Hebrew, I've been told a more accurate translation is "Thou shalt not murder" which leaves as OK killing in battle and killing in self-defense.


Yeah, that's one of the loopholes, "thou shalt not murder". Well what is the death penalty then? What is lobbing a dozen missiles into a foreign country knowing that they'll be killing innocent civilians? how is that not murder?

As for the rest, there aren't any laws against committing adultery. There are no laws against bearing false witness unless you actually swear in front of a judge. There's no law that says you have to take a day off and coveting they neighbor's goods is what our economy is based on.
 
2011-02-23 10:03:23 PM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: So what's wrong with posting them?

They're being used to express favor to one form of religion over another (particularly in the unequal nature of the display), and causing an unnecessary entanglement of government therewith to no secular purpose.
 
2011-02-24 10:00:08 AM
abb3w: Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: So what's wrong with posting them?

They're being used to express favor to one form of religion over another (particularly in the unequal nature of the display), and causing an unnecessary entanglement of government therewith to no secular purpose.


Ah, OK, so in other words, the problem isn't the commandments themselves, is the intent with which they're displayed.

I wish that society in general would learn that it's the intent of the displayer is what matters when it comes to any display, not what that display represents to the individual.
 
2011-02-24 11:57:49 PM
Cloudchaser Sakonige the Red Wolf: Ah, OK, so in other words, the problem isn't the commandments themselves, is the intent with which they're displayed.

Oversimplifying a bit, yes; that the intentional agent behind the display is of government origin is also a factor.

It's possible to have a 10 Commandments display in a courthouse without gross violation of church-state separation. The SCOTUS building, for example, includes an frieze showing Moses with the two stone tablets -- but while he is central in the display, he is only one figure among perhaps a dozen roughly equal sized law-themed figures; the frieze is at the back side of the court building, well above pedestrian level; and that display apparently does not have the actual text of the commandments, or at least not visible in the pictures I could find with a few minutes Google Image search.

Similarly, it's also possible if the government creates a public forum... if the display is then paid for by private parties (say, the local Knights of Columbus chapter), and if any secularist who wants to put up a display on the legal and political history of church-state separation is also allowed.

Those pushing Ten Commandments and Christmas displays mostly do not seem willing to accept the constraints inherent to either approach.
 
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