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(Seattle Times)   30 million ton chunk of ice breaks away from Tasman Glacier in New Zealand, proving that earthquakes are caused by global warming   (seattletimes.nwsource.com) divider line 51
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2011-02-22 11:17:53 AM
I don't have time to look into it now, but it'd be interesting to see how much, if any, loss there has been to glaciers in New Zealand prior to these quakes. Subby may be on to something.
 
2011-02-22 12:37:12 PM
Ok, that made me chuckle. :)
 
2011-02-22 12:38:31 PM
The glacier shouldn't have dressed that way.
It was asking for it.

/rape thread ACTIVATE
 
2011-02-22 12:39:02 PM
Photos from the Space Shuttle just in:

www.freepik.com
 
2011-02-22 12:43:13 PM
With a very useful Google map screenshot.
 
2011-02-22 12:43:41 PM
www.istarimedia.com

Fly, you fools!
 
2011-02-22 12:46:33 PM
How many Rhode Islands is that glacier?

I have a tough time understanding how big something is unless it's described in Rhode Islands.
 
2011-02-22 12:49:07 PM
Wait a sec...I thought boobs caused earthquakes.

That's what teh Muzzlemz said.
 
2011-02-22 12:50:09 PM
bastian_74: With a very useful Google map screenshot.

Y'know, there is Google Earth they could use but obviously not this time.
 
2011-02-22 12:53:18 PM
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2011-02-22 12:57:48 PM
So how much did it cause the lake water to rise?

Won't someone think of the New Zealand lake dwellers? Because to be honest, i just can't be bothered to.
 
2011-02-22 12:58:50 PM
Earthquakes are caused by Global Climate Change (tm). This is just another of a long list of Extreme Weather Events(tm).

Remember, Climate isn't weather unless it's Extreme Weather(tm) like earthquakes and solar flares and hurricanes.
 
2011-02-22 12:59:28 PM
30 million tons?? that reminds me subby hows your mom?
 
2011-02-22 01:02:46 PM
Who in the world has a scale that can measure that much weight? I call shenanigans.
 
2011-02-22 01:03:19 PM
You'd think with all the available sheep's bladders, New Zealand earthquakes would be non-existent.
 
2011-02-22 01:03:22 PM
macadamnut: Fly, you fools!

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I, Hatchet Jack, being of sound mind and broke legs, do leaveth my bow to the next thing who finds it, Lord hope he be an elf. It is a good bow, and kilt the orc that kilt me. Anyway, I am dead. Yours Truly, Hatchet Jack.
 
2011-02-22 01:04:14 PM
habitualbastard: 30 million tons?? that reminds me subby hows your mom?

She's warming up.
 
2011-02-22 01:06:26 PM
Wait...hold on....ok, right? What about....ok, listen....what if it's not global warming causing earthquakes, right? What if it's the other way around. Think about it, right? The earthquake happened, THEN the glacier broke away, right? So really, it's like earthquakes are causing global warming! I know, right? Totally blows my mind...
 
2011-02-22 01:07:04 PM
MrBonestripper: Wait a sec...I thought boobs caused earthquakes.

That's what teh Muzzlemz said.


My muzzlemz only says "tchBANG!":

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Still, it has an eloquence all its own. Woe betide anyone on the wrong side of a debate with her.
 
2011-02-22 01:08:17 PM
lhclubs: How many Rhode Islands is that glacier?

I have a tough time understanding how big something is unless it's described in Rhode Islands.


Silly Rabbit, Rhode Islands are a measurement of area, not weight! Next thing you'll probably start measuring time in something as unrelated as parsecs!
 
2011-02-22 01:13:58 PM
Tricky Chicken: lhclubs: How many Rhode Islands is that glacier?

I have a tough time understanding how big something is unless it's described in Rhode Islands.

Silly Rabbit, Rhode Islands are a measurement of area, not weight! Next thing you'll probably start measuring time in something as unrelated as parsecs!


Ohh, now that's a whole industrial size can of worms that just got opened. This ought to be good.
 
2011-02-22 01:14:59 PM
30,000,000 tons of ice multiplied by 250 gallons/ton is somewhere in the neighborhood of 7.5 billion gallons. So if you were to melt the whole thing, it would create a lake of about four square miles, 35 feet deep. (source unrelated but helpful: http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=48290)

Another way to look at it is somewhere around the daily water usage of Wisconsin.

/The more you know...
 
2011-02-22 01:22:55 PM
Time to pour the world's largest drink. We're gonna need a lot of scotch for those rocks.

/ At least 4.23 Rhode Islands worth.
 
2011-02-22 01:25:06 PM
Bagginssssssss..... Silly Hobbit! It threw the precsioussssss into the Crackes or Doom and made the mountain explode. We hates all Bagginesssss! Gollum!
 
2011-02-22 01:27:07 PM
Anderson's Pooper: Time to pour the world's largest drink. We're gonna need a lot of scotch for those rocks.

/ At least 4.23 Rhode Islands worth.


Are you using Rhode Islands as a unit of volume or currency? I can't immagine Rhode Island is worth all that much.
 
2011-02-22 01:28:35 PM
Pretty cool pix of iceberg sedimentation there, GungFu
 
2011-02-22 01:32:20 PM
I'm just the idea guy. I was counting on lhclubs to bring the booze. I'd go with volume though. If we went with currency we might have to have him buy the cheap stuff.
 
2011-02-22 01:44:02 PM
cretinbob: I don't have time to look into it now, but it'd be interesting to see how much, if any, loss there has been to glaciers in New Zealand prior to these quakes. Subby may be on to something.

I saw one article that said it was the third largest calving of the glacier in 40 years, so there's been at least two 30 million tonne plus loses. Losing that much ice at once could speed the flow of a glacier or accelerate its demise if it is retreating already.

I Googled "Tasman Glacier retreat" and Google added "extreme". Not a good sign.

The Glacier is on its way out according to a 2008 article:

See the lake in the photos? It wasn't there in 1973.

"In 1973 there was no lake in front of the Tasman Glacier, says Dr Martin Brook, lecturer in physical geography in the School of People, Environment and Planning. New measurements taken last week indicate the lake, formed by ice melt from the glacier, is now 7km long, 2km wide and 245m deep. The lake has been formed as the ice which makes up the glacier melts."

So there you have it. Global warming is causing earthquakes and earthquakes are causing global warming.

No, seriously. A lot of small earthquakes occur as land depressed by glaciers or ice caps rebounds. 60,000,000,000 pounds is a small amount of ice compared to what is vanishing around the world, so a lot of small tremors can be expected in zones where large glaciers or ice caps are melting--i.e, Greenland, bits of the Andes, Switzerland, etc.

On the other hand, the loss of big chunks of ice can set a glacier back many yards, which only speeds up the melting in many cases (but not all--the exposed front of the glacier can become a bit more stable at its new location).

This is one of several ice and snow-related feedback loops feared by scientists. Sea level rise, change in albedo, warming of ocean uncoverd by ice floe retreat, melting permafrost, etc., are others. Ice and snow are, like other forms of water, extremely volatile--they can build up and retreat in relatively short periods of time. They are also poorly understood. That's why earlier models used by the IPCC to calculate the likelihood of various degrees of global warming and sea level rise DID NOT INCLUDE THE EFFECTS OF ICE MELTING.

Some of the newer models include a better understanding of ice. The news is not good. Everything seems to be happening faster than expected and the effects are generally not promising.
 
2011-02-22 02:00:40 PM
Chimperror2: Earthquakes are caused by Global Climate Change (tm). This is just another of a long list of Extreme Weather Events(tm).

Remember, Climate isn't weather unless it's Extreme Weather(tm) like earthquakes and solar flares and hurricanes.


Needs more "(tm)"s. Each one makes any sarcastic(tm) remark(tm) ten times wittier(tm).

/of course, there's a 50% chance you're trolling even about being sarcastic
//(tm)
 
2011-02-22 02:05:44 PM
So, how did scientists manage to get a big chunk of ice to stand on a scale to measure its weight? Where do you get a scale that goes to 30,000,000 tons?
 
2011-02-22 02:08:11 PM
rf134a: So, how did scientists manage to get a big chunk of ice to stand on a scale to measure its weight? Where do you get a scale that goes to 30,000,000 tons?

If you know the volume of a particular chunk of ice, you can make an estimate of its mass. The density of glacier ice is on the order of 900 kg per cubic meter, so volume * density = mass.
 
2011-02-22 02:09:21 PM
The earthquake was caused by last week's solar flare.
 
2011-02-22 02:39:41 PM
iamdonovan: rf134a: So, how did scientists manage to get a big chunk of ice to stand on a scale to measure its weight? Where do you get a scale that goes to 30,000,000 tons?

If you know the volume of a particular chunk of ice, you can make an estimate of its mass. The density of glacier ice is on the order of 900 kg per cubic meter, so volume * density = mass.


But how many liters to the hectare is that? (Was never very good at that metric stuff.)
 
2011-02-22 02:43:47 PM
iamdonovan: rf134a: So, how did scientists manage to get a big chunk of ice to stand on a scale to measure its weight? Where do you get a scale that goes to 30,000,000 tons?

If you know the volume of a particular chunk of ice, you can make an estimate of its mass. The density of glacier ice is on the order of 900 kg per cubic meter, so volume * density = mass.


I was told there would be no math.
 
2011-02-22 02:45:53 PM
That made a big icehole
 
2011-02-22 02:48:39 PM
Dog Welder: iamdonovan: rf134a: So, how did scientists manage to get a big chunk of ice to stand on a scale to measure its weight? Where do you get a scale that goes to 30,000,000 tons?

If you know the volume of a particular chunk of ice, you can make an estimate of its mass. The density of glacier ice is on the order of 900 kg per cubic meter, so volume * density = mass.

But how many liters to the hectare is that? (Was never very good at that metric stuff.)


42.
 
2011-02-22 03:07:59 PM
You laff (ha-ha!), but regrettably that's the way the minds of these creationoids, climate change deniers, etc. are wired.

/we has deficits!
//some people's income comes from tax dollars!
///therefore the deficits are their fault!!!
 
2011-02-22 03:08:26 PM
It's gonna take several thousand kegs of your finest scotch to clean up this ice problem.
 
2011-02-22 04:10:08 PM
lhclubs: How many Rhode Islands is that glacier?

I have a tough time understanding how big something is unless it's described in Rhode Islands.


For me, it's Football Fields. The concept of "yards" or "feet" is far too esoteric. I need to know how many Peyton Mannings I kin fit on there.
 
2011-02-22 04:17:25 PM
killerkas: The earthquake was caused by last week's solar flare.

Why is our Son trying to kill us?!?! Is it because we stopped worshiping him?
 
2011-02-22 04:26:55 PM
brantgoose: No, seriously. A lot of small earthquakes occur as land depressed by glaciers or ice caps rebounds.

My point exactly.
 
2011-02-22 04:45:48 PM
Dog Welder: iamdonovan: rf134a: So, how did scientists manage to get a big chunk of ice to stand on a scale to measure its weight? Where do you get a scale that goes to 30,000,000 tons?

If you know the volume of a particular chunk of ice, you can make an estimate of its mass. The density of glacier ice is on the order of 900 kg per cubic meter, so volume * density = mass.

But how many liters to the hectare is that? (Was never very good at that metric stuff.)


How many cubits per cubic meter is that?
 
2011-02-22 07:12:48 PM
Fred Phelps told me this has nothing to do with global warming, it's because God hates Christchurch!
 
2011-02-22 08:48:27 PM
Fun fact: Tasman Lake is near Hooker Lake.
 
2011-02-22 10:25:53 PM
Speaking of, how is YOUR mom doing?
 
2011-02-22 10:48:02 PM
Shallytally: Speaking of, how is YOUR mom doing?

Dead and buried these past 15 years. Thanks for asking.
 
2011-02-23 06:36:21 AM
We've already had three times the deaths, confirmed, per capita, as the US had in 9/11.

So keep on with the sheep jokes, arseholes.
 
2011-02-23 06:38:12 AM
Mock26: Shallytally: Speaking of, how is YOUR mom doing?

Dead and buried these past 15 years. Thanks for asking.


But is she hot?
 
2011-02-23 07:22:01 AM
rf134a: So, how did scientists manage to get a big chunk of ice to stand on a scale to measure its weight? Where do you get a scale that goes to 30,000,000 tons?

Weight Watchers.
 
2011-02-23 02:10:48 PM
Tricky Chicken: Mock26: Shallytally: Speaking of, how is YOUR mom doing?

Dead and buried these past 15 years. Thanks for asking.

But is she hot?


No. She is quite cold.
 
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