"When people first hear about this, they say, 'Ah, come on, this is what you're worried about?' " Bernstein says. But that didn't stop her from co-founding the Group for Increased Average Name Tag Type (GIANTT)...

Um, my understanding is that Jaclyn Bernstein is a woman, and according to this, she co-founded this group. So, Rodeo360, who's the jackass?

DOLLY PARDON!

thats famous titles Mr. Connery, famous titles

I usually have my hand tweaking the right nipple and my mouth all over the left nipple. So I'd say I favor the left breast more, because my right hand can pick up the slack on the other side.

As for girls who wear tight shirts, of course they know! My girlfriend doesn't like showing her girls off, but she has a special collection of very small t-shirts that she only wears if I'm around. She's the breast... errr, best.

Wait a minute. There are two breasts on a woman??

She founded what?

Oh here it is:

Girls for Increased Average Name Tag Identification Technology Society (GIANTITS)

this article really has nothing to do with breasts

She looks like Salman Rushdie after his makeover. shiver

Whoever came up with this, male or female, definitely has issues...

Just for the sake of equality, I wear a nametag on a lanyard that hangs out down by a "special area". When old ladies are squinting to read the small font, I feel, well, yea, I don't give a fark! Get a life people!

Well now... Do we wear tight shirts to work? On purpose? Duh! Do we wear tight shirts for ourselves..? No. We do it for the guys. We know how you love to see our nipples pressing against the fabric, we know you especially love it in profile... don't you?

Someone shut the biatch up. Who cares if men stare at our boobies, would you give a crap if they stared at your farkin elbows? They can't help it, it is in their genetic coding. Anyhow, she should be grateful anyone looks at any part of her........what a mug!

i've asked it before, and i'll ask it again. why are women so uptight about their tits? i can see how some morons could piss you off if you're trying to talk to them and they're just staring at them. if so, when they talk to you, just stare at their crotch or something. and if you don't care for the attention, don't wear clothes that make them protrude as much as possible! many girls my age insist of wearing tight shirts that my little brother could wear, yet still get pissy if guys sneak a look every now and then. WTF? if i decided to wear a speedo to work everyday, it would be kinda irrational of me to get mad at people for staring at my balls. don't bait your hook if you don't want to catch any fish. hell, you might as well enjoy the attention anyway, before they start sagging to your waist.

As a usability designer, I understand the point.

But why the fark is this news?!?!?

I usually let one of the other girls work on the other tit.

I hate when your in bed with 3 or more women and the least attractive one says "Save it for me." god that sucks.

I'm guessing that most of the people at Fark are not baby-boomers. Of course they want everything in big print because the world must conform to their needs (speaking more towards the desire for bigger advertising/print in magazines - big nametags are okay with me)

I work in a company where most people wear their badges on their beltloops, so yea, I look at/near crotches to read a name.

IntriguesDesire -- Maaayyyybeee.... ;)

Wow...look at her eyebrows...if we go bt caterpillar rules, it's going to be a cold winter...

It's not news, it's FARK.

Lively thread here. Boobies have threadjacked an otherwise perfectly stupid article. Huh, imagine that.

What kind of a convention whore does one have to be to actually make 500 events a year??? Hell I barely EAT 500 times a year!

yeah I know this is FARK, by why do Don Oldenburg (author)and the Washington Post (Don's employer) believe this is a worthy news article?

/hypothetical question of course, just ranting

biatch.

Hi! My name is MAGGIE...

morden2261,

Uhm, you only maybe like to look at hard nipples on boobies in tight shirts in profile... maybe you have been looking at the wrong ones?

And in case you gents are wondering or confused, most of the time, a stroking glance at my boobies are not offensive, but when we are talking, please try and look in my eyes?

/speaking for myself and all the friends, who have discussed this at length

Skin to win!

Star Trek etiquette question:

Is it okay to ask to tap someone else's communicator?

IntriguesDesire -- Don't worry, I am more than capable of maintaining eye contact.

But I'm also more than capable of making sure a lingering glance, when it is desired, is felt as much as seen...

In other news, Church raises enough money to buy her a set of nice tits so she'll just STFU.

Hi! My name is MAGGIE... - TheSkiBum69

HA! whooops there goes lunch ...

hahahaha all shirts are tight on me unless they're xtra large mens shirts..... even turtle necks are tight on me in that area. apparently clothing manufacturers don't realize that some women have chests. but i do have a few tops that ummm allow for better viewing. generally i don't mind if a guy looks, but don't go overboard with it. i did jump out of a car in the middle of a date one time and hitch hiked home because the guy in question would only talk to my chest. he didn't seem to realize that they were attached to anything else......

Boobies...Everywhere!!!

Guys,
All of this talk about giving the proper attention to the ladies boobies is missing the major point and the truth has been a closely guarded secret (Sisterhood of Women - Secret Organization)

Here is the truth,

If a woman is completely honest, she would tell you that though you may be a good lover the fact is that no one man can fully please a woman alone. They all secretly desire at least two of us. They just have more "things" than we do to give attention to, all at the same time.

Speaking of Seinfeld, isn't there a whole episode where Elaine costs some guy's chance at winning the NYC mayoral election with this nametag idea? I think it's one of the earlier episodes...

avixxen2: Nice puppies!!!

Am I the only guy in the world that thinks that big boobs are just not hot? I'll take a nice medium size pair anyday over something like that pair in that white shirt above. To me its the same as a girl having a cute ass, vs. having one like I might expect to see on the likes of Star Jones! No fatties for me!! (in the front of the back)

Logically, if you're right handed, you should prefer the left! unless you're into the whole spooning thing.

I'll bet "SCOTT" has more than his name on his tag it also says "GEEK" and is right next to his pencil protector.
BTW I am a baby boomer and I can read nametimes without any problem. Maybe the biatch needs glasses or laser correction.

richiep- I'm with you. Tits larger than a grapefruit always seem to smell bad and often have infestations of various critters.

Sudie

why do men always favor one breast over the other?

Well, in my case, it's because my High School Sweetheart lost one to cancer. I got used to giving the woman's right one all the attention, because the girl with whom I learned about heavy petting didn't HAVE a left one.

She was so self conscious that she never even let me SEE what the left side looked like. I really wish she'd felt comfortable enough to let me see the scars from her various surgeries. She never realized that I wanted her, wounds and all.

clearly you are in need of two guys

Two guys; two penises; too daunting.

You know, I knew a woman for whom this was a long standing fantasy. I was so glad I was able to help her live it. :)

She was very glad she'd done it, and said she found it one of the best sexual experiences of her life. When one guy got off, the other guy took over.

Damn. From romantic memories of my first love and the girl I should have married, to horny thoughts of a threesome with someone else that took place a decade later.

thanks Pick!

personally, i've always hated wearing name tags. if i want ya to know my name i'll tell ya. if i had to wear a name tag, i wouldn't be able to pull fun stuff like: at a uconn party one time i had this football player asking me my name and he was actually annoying so i kept telling him i didn't have one, but he could go fetch me a beer. i kept that up all night, until i felt sorry for him and finally told him my name, right before he passed out cold.
i was quite happy he probably didn't remember it the next morning.

Am I the only guy in the world that thinks that big boobs are just not hot?

Yes.

(Just kidding.)

I once had a part time job at a convention center. There was this wickedly hot event coordinater (she ran the show) who was always wearing low cut shirts, thin gauzy tops, see through bra's and had full time perkies. They were enoumous. She never took any pains to hide them or wear a padded bra, and when she walked up to you, all you saw were nipps and delicious boobage. Then she would file a sexual complaint against every single man who talked to her.

Did I also meantion that she was always dumping a boyfriend and had a totally piss poor attitude?

Just thought I would share.

Well, in my case, it's because my High School Sweetheart lost one to cancer......

*whispers*
Shhh, doublem. You're making me look selfish and petty.

/Good for you!

richiep

Am I the only guy in the world that thinks that big boobs are just not hot?

Nope, you're not alone. I don't find them even remotely attractive.

Leeds- you really should stop going out with skanky unwashed hookers before you form your opinions about such things.

Am I the only guy in the world that thinks that big boobs are just not hot?

richiep I agree with you. I work with two ladies who are not huge but nice. They usually don't wear bras cause they don't have to, most of the time it is undershirts which hide nothing. They have both talked of getting implants and I have so far talked them out of it. I may be in the minority but I am going to borrow a phrase here and say I like "THE REAL THING"

Peace

All I need is a handfull so I can hang on.

Besides there are so many OTHER areas of a womans body that are just as impressive as breasts.

Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.