LadyMech: Noon Blue Apples: 10) People who squat and read in the aisles of bookstoresI would never have thought to list them, but they are an annoyance. Why do they choose such an uncomfortable way to read? And why do it in the aisle cross-wise so that no one can get around them? I don't want want to have to scrape by your ass like it's the Titanic and I'm an iceberg.
MayoSlather: Thanks. Although I still contend your post was THAT retarded.Your nanny state solution sounds like something a brit would suggest. Let's just fine people for anything you don't like...Wait I'm sure you've put lots of time and research into this whole scheme so it must be a viable solution. I'm sure police will easily be able to enforce such a thing and passing this law will have a fantastic benefit for clearing up your roadways. Sounds great! Cheerio!
Slaxl: There is a post driving examination completion further education thingamajig, Pass Plus, and it's all about motorway driving. Everyone would like it to be part of the original test, but at the moment you have to pay extra and all you get in return is a slight reduction on insurance costs.
Gwyrddu: 1. Put snakes on plane:Let's add to the list people who purposely spread bullshiat. A fire is too good for you.Just because I hurt your preconception of reality doesn't mean I'm wrong, I am quite right about the "I could care less" being the correct expression here, .
Pucca: Every single person in my office.
gadian: People who mix up sayings. "I could care less". "Minus well" "For all intensive purposes". "Tow the line". English does not work that way!!!! DIAF!!!!
LittleBlondeJug: The best thing about that article is the Link to the video about traffic waves. (new window)
Hilary T. N. Seuss: Young people.
Pucca: Fuggin Bizzy 2011-02-21 10:03:30 AMPucca: Every single person in my office.If one or two people around you are jerks, that's normal. If everyone around you is a jerk, you're the one with the problem./It's the opposite of poker, where you're the sucker if you can't spot the sucker.Yes I'm the one with the problem because I don't care about Jersey Shore or if the Ravens won.I also don't spew racist and homophobic comments and talk about how wonderful the country was when Bush was president. I have the problem tho.. definitely.
Fuggin Bizzy: LittleBlondeJug: The best thing about that article is the Link to the video about traffic waves. (new window)Often, my hole is the only thing letting people in.
cassanovascotian: Gwyrddu: 1. Put snakes on plane:Let's add to the list people who purposely spread bullshiat. A fire is too good for you.Just because I hurt your preconception of reality doesn't mean I'm wrong, I am quite right about the "I could care less" being the correct expression here, .no dude, it isn'thttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw
loonatic112358: I see that short people was left off the list.
CrawlingKingSnake: People who fart in elevators...that's just mean.
I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Let's just say "Randy Newman songs in general."
Gwyrddu: Except he didn't actually answer anything about the actual origin of the word, which is more important here than his interpretation of the term.
muck4doo: 8.) The co-worker that stares at your lunch.
jingks: No comments regarding the stupidity that is bumper stickers? Then again, farkers seem like a bumper sticker type crowd.
jaylectricity: So is there anything you can do about these things? Yes, actually. A single driver can "break" these jams by leaving a significant amount of open space in front of him in heavy traffic, resisting the temptation to accelerate and close the gap even when cars cut in ahead. This technique not only stops the driver from having to brake when he reaches the back end of a wave, it actually destroys the wave for anyone behind him.This is basically how I drive. And yes, sometimes the car behind me finds an opportunity to pass me (either on the left or right) and get in front of me and continue to stop and go like they were before...but this time they're like 50 yards closer to their destination.
cassanovascotian: ok, so you wanna go with the "whatever people interpret" argument... ok so how about I redefine the word "wrong" to mean "correct". As long as it's clear then for me to use that word in that way is perfectly wrong, wouldn't you agree?No. because there is an underlying system of logic that is supposed to guide our language, and when people say things that obfuscate communication, it is the responsibility of others to say "No, that's a stupid way of redefining things and it just makes it really hard for people to understand each other clearly. The other way of doing it is much more clear, so stop saying that. It's wrong."
Gwyrddu: Here's an explanation here as well. I mean it could be "I could care less" did come "I couldn't care less", but we don't know, so saying it wrong is just your interpretation of the term, which may or may not be right.
Gwyrddu: correction: People who stick with "I could care less" are saying it wrong.
1. Put snakes on plane: We do know, you utter jackass. Stop spreading bullshiat.
1. Put snakes on plane: Gwyrddu: correction: People who stick with "I could care less" are saying it wrong....
varmitydog: More like six things that annoy people who live in urban areas."I've had years of cramped up city life, trapped like ducks in a pen"......... I pity the fools./Uppity country boy
If you like these links, you'll love
The next best thing to UltraFark
Sign up for the Fark NotNewsletter!
Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.
When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.
Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.
You need to create an account to submit links or post comments.
Click here to submit a link.
Also on Fark
Submit a Link »
Copyright © 1999 - 2017 Fark, Inc | Last updated: Dec 16 2017 14:11:17
Runtime: 0.340 sec (340 ms)