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(Some Guy)   Good: all expenses paid trip to NYC to be on Maury with your girlfriend. Bad: she dumps you as soon as you get home. Fark: you call the cops to bust her skank ass for violating her drug trafficking parole for traveling out of state   (wtol.com) divider line 68
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2011-02-19 06:23:16 PM
woio.images.worldnow.com

Yike.
 
2011-02-19 06:49:15 PM
Ohio.
 
2011-02-19 07:49:50 PM
Well, the fact that they were invited to be on Maury, is a pretty good clue that they were lowlives of some kind.
 
2011-02-19 08:10:33 PM
sometimes, revenge is so awesome.
 
2011-02-19 08:18:10 PM

cmunic8r99: sometimes, revenge is so awesome.


heh
 
2011-02-19 08:47:26 PM
What-eva! She do what she waunt!
 
2011-02-19 08:54:29 PM
Maury tapes in Stamford, CT, not NY.
 
2011-02-19 09:40:22 PM
I know it his baby Mo-ree! Look at dat - day wearin' da same hat! How you gon' be denyin' dat?
 
2011-02-19 10:12:55 PM

imapirate: I know it his baby Mo-ree! Look at dat - day wearin' da same hat! How you gon' be denyin' dat?


That don't look like me--I got dominant genes!
 
2011-02-19 11:44:36 PM

The Fourth Karamazov: Maury tapes in Stamford, CT, not NY.


This. He hasn't taped in NYC in 2 years. I make the hour drive down from Waterbury to see Jerry Springer tape every once in a while, but I've only bothered to see Maury a few times. If you go to any of the tapings, you end up on their call list, and the Steve Wilkos people call you three times a month begging you to come fill up seats at their taping.
 
2011-02-19 11:45:49 PM
Haven't watched daytime tv in years. Is Maury the new high brow Jerry Springer?
 
2011-02-19 11:52:03 PM

RoosterCogburn: Haven't watched daytime tv in years. Is Maury the new high brow Jerry Springer?


Pfft, Maury these days makers Jerry Springer look like Oprah. Everything on Springer thee days is played for laughs, it's all tongue in cheek, no one is taking it seriously. Maury is just cruel, he parades dysfunctional families, deranged teenagers, and promiscuous mothers on stage and pretends as though he actually cares about their problems. He exploits people for entertainment purposes. With Springer, it's his guests that are exploiting themselves.
 
2011-02-20 12:00:24 AM

spman: The Fourth Karamazov: Maury tapes in Stamford, CT, not NY.

This. He hasn't taped in NYC in 2 years. I make the hour drive down from Waterbury to see Jerry Springer tape every once in a while, but I've only bothered to see Maury a few times. If you go to any of the tapings, you end up on their call list, and the Steve Wilkos people call you three times a month begging you to come fill up seats at their taping.


You sound fat strangely into trashy talk shows
 
2011-02-20 12:03:22 AM
At least Springer knows his show is trash. He just enjoys getting paid to watch people make fools of themselves on national TV.
 
2011-02-20 12:03:36 AM
pwnd.
 
2011-02-20 12:05:19 AM

cmunic8r99: sometimes, revenge is so awesome.


A dish best served cold.
 
2011-02-20 12:06:15 AM

The Fourth Karamazov: Maury tapes in Stamford, CT, not NY.


I did not know that. Much of the "talent" probably comes from Bridgeport.
 
2011-02-20 12:07:05 AM
I'm stuck at Euclid woman, in the headline at TFA

She's into geometric proofs, older dbags, and drug trafficking? Man, that must be some strange topology.

www.math.msu.edu
Not intended to be poetic
 
2011-02-20 12:12:13 AM
farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2011-02-20 12:14:13 AM
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

Oh wait, wrong show....
 
2011-02-20 12:14:41 AM

St_Francis_P: Yike.


Can I haz bag?

meatofmystery: pwnd.


biatch should have made him a sandwich.
 
2011-02-20 12:14:52 AM
Well at least she is not the father.
 
2011-02-20 12:17:24 AM
Sometimes stories just serve to remind me that my life is pretty darn good.
 
2011-02-20 12:19:34 AM
So thats what passes for 27.....If I was single and in my 50's I think I could do better in my own age group.
 
2011-02-20 12:19:39 AM
That is HILARIOUS.
 
2011-02-20 12:23:44 AM
This chick looks exactly like that creature that complained about her mother getting posted on People of Walmart.
 
2011-02-20 12:26:28 AM
I sat in a hotel room once and tuned in to find Steve, the bald headed security guy from Springer, hosting a talk show. I never saw that again, though.

Is Steve hosting his own show now?
 
2011-02-20 12:27:02 AM
I guess it wasn't for a cheeseburger then?

cdn.10dailythings.com
 
2011-02-20 12:27:03 AM
That's a hard 27.
 
2011-02-20 12:28:46 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-02-20 12:28:49 AM
Oblig.
turbo.inquisitr.com
 
2011-02-20 12:29:15 AM

aagrajag: This chick looks exactly like that creature that complained about her mother getting posted on People of Walmart.


Came here to say this. I'll try to post a comparison
 
2011-02-20 12:29:19 AM
Boomtown. Want some get some.
 
2011-02-20 12:31:37 AM

TheDumbBlonde: Ohio.


Way to go
 
2011-02-20 12:31:42 AM

aagrajag: This chick looks exactly like that creature that complained about her mother getting posted on People of Walmart.




media2.myfoxdetroit.com

woio.images.worldnow.com


I see it. Remove her eyebrows for extra goodness.
 
2011-02-20 12:42:24 AM
 
2011-02-20 12:44:31 AM
But that is a episode for another day.
 
2011-02-20 12:47:13 AM
Whar is pudding?
 
2011-02-20 12:47:22 AM

ferrocene: aagrajag: This chick looks exactly like that creature that complained about her mother getting posted on People of Walmart.

I see it. Remove her eyebrows for extra goodness.


Maybe we could get them to square off during "The Game" next year. Nothing like a little Ohio / Michigan violence.
 
2011-02-20 12:47:40 AM
I hope the tag is for the skank, I dont blame the guy at all.
 
2011-02-20 12:47:55 AM
Hope the biatch doesn't have six or seven brothers who are going to visit ol' sugar daddy some dark night, just to remind him again that payback's a biatch.

Since she's from Ohio, probably not, but one never knows.
 
2011-02-20 12:48:09 AM
Why didn't he dump her AND snitch to her parole officer?
 
2011-02-20 01:02:47 AM

deanayer: I hope the tag is for the skank, I dont blame the guy at all.


Indeed; what did he do wrong?
 
2011-02-20 01:04:03 AM

Misconduc: I guess it wasn't for a cheeseburger then?



It was a DOUBLE cheeseburger, dammit!

/She may be easy, but she ain't cheap
 
2011-02-20 01:16:21 AM
I know nothing about Jerry Springer or Maury Povich...

27.media.tumblr.com


But Geraldo Rivera? That man has a nose for news.

/Mustache is still crooked
 
2011-02-20 01:20:59 AM
The few times I've watched Maury in the last ten years it's always been "He is not the father" baby mama drama. So I had to read TFA to make sure there wasn't any inadvertent pregnancy.

27 year woman with a 58 year old guy is weird but not national TV weird. Early Anna Nicole married the ninety-something oil tycoon. Now an May-December of 2013 relationship like that would actually draw viewers.

February is sweeps rating period. I'm expecting a higher level of trash on those few times I choose to indulge.
 
2011-02-20 01:27:04 AM
Eh, with the right light and subtle makeup, she'd be a Rembrandt-era beauty.
 
2011-02-20 01:29:56 AM
So, in Lake County, Ohio, if you get thrown in jail for violating probation to be on a daytime talk show, you get a five-minute story (including an interview with the judge) on the evening news.
 
2011-02-20 01:36:58 AM

aerojockey: So, in Lake County, Ohio, if you get thrown in jail for violating probation to be on a daytime talk show, you get a five-minute story (including an interview with the judge) on the evening news.


Oh wait, I was making a joke about country bumpkins in rural Ohio are easily amused. Then I realized that Cleveland is in Lake County.
 
2011-02-20 01:44:24 AM

cmunic8r99: sometimes, revenge is so awesome.


Revenge is always awesome
 
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