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(Some Guy)   In Michael Bay's reboot of E.T.: The Extra Terrestrial: The FBI is recreuiting ET to fight terrorism bu ET just wants to hang with his bro, play games, slam "teh Dew", and get laid. This movie will make millions of dollars   (redesign.rumormiller.com) divider line 48
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2011-02-19 12:02:24 PM
oh rumormiller, is there nothing you can't terribly satirize?
 
2011-02-19 12:18:40 PM
I'm relatively sure the first shooting notes Michael Bay puts on ANY script is a crayon-scrawled "EXPALOSION HERE!" on every page.
 
2011-02-19 12:24:47 PM
hey when I'm really drunk I think up stuff like this. Do I have a career in 'journalism' ahead of me?
 
2011-02-19 12:39:20 PM
Tell me you didn't take that site seriously subby...
 
2011-02-19 01:13:46 PM
"Recreuiting?" "bu ET?" "teh Dew?"

Is that godawful bastard snot of a headline some sort of elaborate collusion between the author of the "funny" article and the equally "funny" subby, or is subby typing with his weiner today?
 
2011-02-19 01:17:09 PM
Dear God,
I know you love us because you gave us boobies and beer. But if you really love us you will destroy the world with your incredible wrath, or at least destroy Michael Bay, before he can make this atrocity.

Thanks in advance

Rose McGowan Loveslave.
 
2011-02-19 01:17:48 PM
mariosworld.org

Unimpressed
 
2011-02-19 01:18:57 PM

Heavy Bertation: ...or is subby typing with his weiner today?


Don't we all?

/Most penile literature makes more sense than the Politics tab
 
2011-02-19 01:24:26 PM
clicked link saw rumor mill and closed link. really my cat writes better humor than this crap.
 
2011-02-19 01:29:36 PM

Heavy Bertation: "Recreuiting?" "bu ET?" "teh Dew?"

Is that godawful bastard snot of a headline some sort of elaborate collusion between the author of the "funny" article and the equally "funny" subby, or is subby typing with his weiner today?


SHUT UP! It's funny & if you don't like it you're stupid!

/subby
 
2011-02-19 01:33:56 PM
Rumormiller is like The Onion...If that onion was that one you forgot was in the cabinet for a few months and then you find it wedged behind a bag of stale tortilla chips and it's got a foot long sprout and the onion is mushy and black on the bottom.
 
2011-02-19 01:36:14 PM

thomps: oh rumormiller, is there nothing you can't terribly satirize?


Literally sode came out of my nose after reading that! hah! LOL.
 
2011-02-19 01:49:49 PM

SQLInjector: thomps: oh rumormiller, is there nothing you can't terribly satirize?

Literally sode came out of my nose after reading that! hah! LOL.


Sode? Literally?

/rumormiller is awful. It's just dumb.
 
2011-02-19 01:52:47 PM

Lipspinach: SHUT UP! It's funny & if you don't like it you're stupid!


I'm NOT stupid, it's NOT funny, and YOU are a DOODYHEAD!

/typed with my weiner
 
2011-02-19 02:01:38 PM
That's the worst blog posting I've ever read, and that's saying something.

I know this is Fark and all, but...really?
 
2011-02-19 02:01:45 PM
Good lord that site makes BBspot look hilarious and intelligent.
 
2011-02-19 02:12:35 PM
Isn't "Paul" about an alien that matches that description?


Just going off the trailer I saw.

Once.
 
2011-02-19 02:18:56 PM
This is actually a pretty funny idea. But good lord is that some terrible writing.
 
2011-02-19 02:34:33 PM

Heavy Bertation: Lipspinach: SHUT UP! It's funny & if you don't like it you're stupid!

I'm NOT stupid, it's NOT funny, and YOU are a DOODYHEAD!

/typed with my weiner


I hate you!
 
2011-02-19 02:53:48 PM

Heavy Bertation: Lipspinach:

/typed with my weiner


Rofl
 
2011-02-19 02:59:28 PM
Didn't like it the first time, no plans at all to watch this one.
 
2011-02-19 03:00:12 PM

Lipspinach: Heavy Bertation: Lipspinach: SHUT UP! It's funny & if you don't like it Iyou're stupid!

I'm NOT stupid, it's NOT funny, and YOU are a DOODYHEAD!

/typed with my weiner

I hate you!


MOOOOMMM! Lipspinach is computering with his pants off again!!
 
2011-02-19 03:03:51 PM
Oh, I get it. More trolling of the users.

Real smart move, FERK.

Well, it's only a matter of time before the users get tired of it. Although, it seems most of them seem pretty dense and like being trolled.

It could very well be brilliant, FERK.
 
2011-02-19 03:43:37 PM
It's sad how far down that story went and remained plausible.
 
2011-02-19 03:57:29 PM

kitryne: Rumormiller is like The Onion...If that onion was that one you forgot was in the cabinet for a few months and then you find it wedged behind a bag of stale tortilla chips and it's got a foot long sprout and the onion is mushy and black on the bottom.


I worked in a "restaurant" for awhile and used to find those regularly as I tried to clean the backrooms. For some reason, I decided the best thing to do with them was to fill a soup cup with some water, drop the sprouted onion in it and place it atop the dishwasher.

It took months for management to notice it, one finally asked me why I did that. I told him it was the dishroom plant, and my doesn't a little green sprout cheer this place up? What really drove my point of "This place is f-ing disgusting" home was that every time the "plant" was tossed, I was easily able to locate a new one to replace it.

It's no wonder someone eventually got sick of me and fired me.

Good times.
 
2011-02-19 04:07:43 PM
Reboot, no.
Sequel involving Gertie's kids, yes.

/MILF Drew FTW
 
2011-02-19 04:19:54 PM
Michael Bay's script for Schindler's List remake is even more awesome.

For example, in the showers scene the gas is subsituted with a secret chemical and the people in the showers develop super-powers.
 
2011-02-19 04:40:45 PM

Heavy Bertation: or is subby typing with his weiner today?



i975.photobucket.com
 
2011-02-19 05:18:18 PM
MORE FARK FAIL.

(this is getting monotonous)
 
2011-02-19 05:18:33 PM
It what it really needs is a scene where ET hacks the internets. All of them.
 
2011-02-19 06:28:02 PM
Jesus, Fark. This is worse than Wampler.
 
2011-02-19 07:21:51 PM
I dislike this new trolling strategy.
 
2011-02-19 08:18:51 PM
Rather that use the Satire tag the FAIL tag must be for subby.
 
2011-02-19 09:19:13 PM
I would love to slam the Drew.
 
2011-02-19 09:37:22 PM
Hopefully there is an application that applies the FAIL tag to anything related to Michael Bay.

What scares me is that Bay and Spielberg are connected via ruining Transformers, and someone might forward this to him and he might think, 'Yeah, this is is pretty good.'

That will keep me up at night.
 
2011-02-19 10:25:32 PM
I think that the important question is if there will be guns in the movie or just walkie-talkies.
 
2011-02-19 10:28:54 PM

Crude: Oh, I get it. More trolling of the users.

Real smart move, FERK.

Well, it's only a matter of time before the users get tired of it. Although, it seems most of them seem pretty dense and like being trolled.

It could very well be brilliant, FERK.


I don't know why this bothers me quite so much.

Maybe it's because over the years, I've come to expect Fark to have a certain degree of respect for it's registered users. There are a lot of us, and for the most part, we abide by the rules of the site. We promote Fark, and some of us enjoy it so much that we even pay a monthly fee.

But for some reason, Drew seems to be cool with some things he shouldn't be. The two most annoying in my book:

- tolerating alts who consistently and shamelessly shiat all over the politics threads, ruining what are otherwise enjoyable and informative debates (you should see how quickly alts are caught, deleted and banned from the Sean Hannity forums. Lots of douchebags on that site, but at least you know the people who post there are legit and not alts). And;

- Having a Goddamn "satire" tag that never gets used... Essentially becoming a deliberate attempt to troll farkers.

C'mon, Drew. We deserve better than this.
 
2011-02-19 10:59:15 PM

El Morro: Crude: Oh, I get it. More trolling of the users.

Real smart move, FERK.

Well, it's only a matter of time before the users get tired of it. Although, it seems most of them seem pretty dense and like being trolled.

It could very well be brilliant, FERK.

I don't know why this bothers me quite so much.

Maybe it's because over the years, I've come to expect Fark to have a certain degree of respect for it's registered users. There are a lot of us, and for the most part, we abide by the rules of the site. We promote Fark, and some of us enjoy it so much that we even pay a monthly fee.

But for some reason, Drew seems to be cool with some things he shouldn't be. The two most annoying in my book:

- tolerating alts who consistently and shamelessly shiat all over the politics threads, ruining what are otherwise enjoyable and informative debates (you should see how quickly alts are caught, deleted and banned from the Sean Hannity forums. Lots of douchebags on that site, but at least you know the people who post there are legit and not alts). And;

- Having a Goddamn "satire" tag that never gets used... Essentially becoming a deliberate attempt to troll farkers.

C'mon, Drew. We deserve better than this.



Meh- I cometo fark to read crazy stories. If something's satire I'll read it, think "wow that's crazy- better look it up", and see it's satire. No biggie. You are really pissed about this huh?

[welcome to fark.jpg]
 
2011-02-19 11:56:58 PM
Now I'm leaving Earth for no raisin!
 
2011-02-19 11:57:17 PM

El Morro: ...I've come to expect Fark to have a certain degree of respect for it's registered users. There are a lot of us...But for some reason, Drew seems to be cool with some things he shouldn't be. The two most annoying in my book:

- tolerating alts who consistently and shamelessly shiat all over the politics threads, ruining what are otherwise enjoyable and informative debates (you should see how quickly alts are caught, deleted and banned from the Sean Hannity forums. Lots of douchebags on that site, but at least you know the people who post there are legit and not alts). And;

- Having a Goddamn "satire" tag that never gets used... Essentially becoming a deliberate attempt to troll farkers.

C'mon, Drew. We deserve better than this.


Ahem. I'm going to need you to fill out the proper form before we can properly address this issue.



i826.photobucket.com
 
2011-02-20 12:16:23 AM
E.T. Eddie Torres, The Extra Testicle
 
2011-02-20 01:59:07 AM

Farkshower1972: El Morro: ...I've come to expect Fark to have a certain degree of respect for it's registered users. There are a lot of us...But for some reason, Drew seems to be cool with some things he shouldn't be. The two most annoying in my book:

- tolerating alts who consistently and shamelessly shiat all over the politics threads, ruining what are otherwise enjoyable and informative debates (you should see how quickly alts are caught, deleted and banned from the Sean Hannity forums. Lots of douchebags on that site, but at least you know the people who post there are legit and not alts). And;

- Having a Goddamn "satire" tag that never gets used... Essentially becoming a deliberate attempt to troll farkers.

C'mon, Drew. We deserve better than this.

Ahem. I'm going to need you to fill out the proper form before we can properly address this issue.


That's cute.
 
2011-02-20 02:29:12 AM

browntimmy: Jesus, Fark. This is worse than Wampler.


And how.
 
2011-02-20 04:01:52 AM
i.ytimg.com
BU!
/Couldn't find the actual shot...
 
2011-02-20 09:44:02 AM

El Morro: Crude: Oh, I get it. More trolling of the users.

Real smart move, FERK.

Well, it's only a matter of time before the users get tired of it. Although, it seems most of them seem pretty dense and like being trolled.

It could very well be brilliant, FERK.

I don't know why this bothers me quite so much.

Maybe it's because over the years, I've come to expect Fark to have a certain degree of respect for it's registered users. There are a lot of us, and for the most part, we abide by the rules of the site. We promote Fark, and some of us enjoy it so much that we even pay a monthly fee.

But for some reason, Drew seems to be cool with some things he shouldn't be. The two most annoying in my book:

- tolerating alts who consistently and shamelessly shiat all over the politics threads, ruining what are otherwise enjoyable and informative debates (you should see how quickly alts are caught, deleted and banned from the Sean Hannity forums. Lots of douchebags on that site, but at least you know the people who post there are legit and not alts). And;

- Having a Goddamn "satire" tag that never gets used... Essentially becoming a deliberate attempt to troll farkers.

C'mon, Drew. We deserve better than this.


ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2011-02-20 11:25:33 AM

Pocket Ninja: This is actually a pretty funny idea. But good lord is that some terrible writing.

img31.imageshack.us
 
2011-02-21 12:18:03 PM
Ahhhhh....so THIS is where the FarkTV writers went....
 
2011-02-21 12:42:46 PM
Badly written on purpose, folks. Just look at the poster with the font disappearing off the edge. Someone's tongue is buried farther up their cheek than , uh... something buried deeply up cheeks
 
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