dain bramage is reversible?

I like yellow tea better.

Blockers of PARP activity

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh parp

i reed fark and i no have brane damag

So can I just pour it in my ears or do I have to make a hole in my head first and apply it directly?! Yeeeeehah.

You smoke it.

nice t-shirt

No popups with Mozilla.

I drink green tea. Green tea good. Makes brains yummy.

Lucky I'm just sticking to shroom tea.

I love Mozilla, I ca wmozilla: segmentation fault, core dumped

I think drinking green tea MADE me want to come to Fark more. Besides....my brain's just fine, aren't you brain?

"Swanson and associates tested the effects in the laboratory of two plant-derived chemicals on brain cells under stress"

Where did they get the brain cells and how did they get them under stress? I have a feeling the just happened upon some unsuspecting college student who willingly undergoes experimentation, cut open his head (w/o anesthesia, thus putting the brain under stress) and then rubbing plant leaf all over the brain.

so now we just need green tea beer (=

I just wanna know where I can get some Brazilian glory bush.

Camellia sinensis, man, that's what life's about.

Hrrrm. So if I drink green tea while I read fark, I can walk away relatively unscathed. OR, alternatively, get beat by a bloody puplp by anyone who sees me daintily sipping tea. I wonder what that would do to your brain?


Remember, kiddies- beer, fark, and pondering paradox for extended periods of time brains kill cells

Time for NAKED Twister babes in Wesson oil!

(I like my brain damage)

Who the hell wrote the headline?
What a jackass... why not mention Strokes? I wouldn't have wasted my time reading it otherwise. I guess I've been had again. But alas, I am....

x---X--The Filthy Sanchez--X---x

I refuse to beleive that anything can reverse or even prevent the effects of fark.

And paradoxes are cool.
Me, for example.
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