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(Some Guy)   Sarah Palin wore THESE SHOES in Long Island yesterday   (businessinsider.com) divider line 149
    More: Scary, Long Island Association, Sarah Palin, heels, Lynda Carter, .bi, median incomes, Rumsfeld, shoes  
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2011-02-18 01:25:54 PM  
is it real leopard she shot in alaska?
 
2011-02-18 01:39:10 PM  
Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!
 
2011-02-18 01:46:13 PM  
I understand that it's required to have a Palin thread every day to drive up the thread clicks, but really?
 
2011-02-18 02:07:28 PM  
Musta got them from Lisa Ann.
 
2011-02-18 02:07:49 PM  
I'd spray some spots on those legs!!
 
2011-02-18 02:07:50 PM  
THESE SHOES were made for Palin
And that's just what they'll do
One of these days THESE SHOES
Are gonna Palin all over you
 
2011-02-18 02:08:16 PM  
Drew, Sarah Palin is never going to f*ck you.
 
2011-02-18 02:08:30 PM  
 
2011-02-18 02:11:32 PM  
ahhh - ahhh - ahhh - hooker - choo!
 
2011-02-18 02:11:59 PM  
1: Ugly farking shoes.
2: Who the fark cares?
 
2011-02-18 02:12:00 PM  

Kann: Meanwhile these are the shoes worn by President Obama (new window)


Those are clearly socialist shoes.
 
2011-02-18 02:12:17 PM  

GAT_00: I understand that it's required to have a Palin thread every day to drive up the thread clicks, but really?


I am personally pissed that Drew makes us comment in threads we're not interested in. That's gotta be against the Constitution or the Magna Carta or something
 
2011-02-18 02:12:39 PM  
Those must be her Derp-me pumps.
 
2011-02-18 02:12:52 PM  
Meh. Sort of want. If they were on sale at DSW, maybe.

Those boots she wore that one time though..those were awesome.
 
2011-02-18 02:13:36 PM  
Oh my stars and garters.
 
2011-02-18 02:13:54 PM  
Maybe the f*cking Eagles can write a song about it...
 
2011-02-18 02:14:13 PM  
Apparently she prepared for the visit by watching the Sopranos for fashion tips.
 
2011-02-18 02:15:29 PM  

Demetrius: Where did you get that dress, it's awful, and those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!


There's a sale at Penny's!

/that's where she got the shoes.
 
2011-02-18 02:16:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2011-02-18 02:16:59 PM  
Shoes in question:

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2011-02-18 02:17:09 PM  
Remind me, someone, what the hell a fuggly pair of shoes had to do with any of the issues facing the world, save perhaps being made in some sweatshop by some chinese kid for a buck a day.
 
2011-02-18 02:18:36 PM  

GAT_00: I understand that it's required to have a Palin thread every day to drive up the thread clicks, but really?


It's the most relevant Palin thread in a bit. She's a celeb and people talk about who they fark, where they go, and what they wear. The only bummer is that this article belongs in another section.

If this was all we had of Sarah and they were in the Showbiz section, most things would be right in the universe.
 
2011-02-18 02:19:27 PM  
What, did she wear flip flops or something?
 
2011-02-18 02:21:18 PM  

Rreal: Remind me, someone, what the hell a fuggly pair of shoes had to do with any of the issues facing the world, save perhaps being made in some sweatshop by some chinese kid for a buck a day.


What does Sarah Palin have to do with any of the issues facing the world today? Articles about her belong in the Showbiz tab, as she is a reality TV star.
 
2011-02-18 02:22:48 PM  

Rreal: Remind me, someone, what the hell a fuggly pair of shoes had to do with any of the issues facing the world, save perhaps being made in some sweatshop by some chinese kid for a buck a day.


The GOP thought her wardrobe was $180,000.00 worth of importance. So it must be important.
 
2011-02-18 02:23:37 PM  
*sigh* Another reason I'll never be able to hold office, apparently: I'll have the gall to wear steeltoe boots in public.

Seriously though, those are horrid and what the hell is she doing wearing them in farking February?
 
2011-02-18 02:25:16 PM  
"Palin Heels" is a helluva GIS

newmatilda.com

Also, she's really nowhere near as hot as the panting teabaggers think she is. Cankles, man.

0.tqn.com

/oooh and a teleprompter!
 
2011-02-18 02:25:24 PM  

Ringshadow: Seriously though, those are horrid and what the hell is she doing wearing them in farking February?


You don't have to have taste to win.
 
2011-02-18 02:25:47 PM  
She's totally ready to be president.
 
2011-02-18 02:26:03 PM  
what's the over/under on how long before they're on eBay?
 
2011-02-18 02:26:33 PM  
She's just trying to dress to fit in with the native Longilanders. Geez.

You should see what she's planning to wear to New Jersey.
 
2011-02-18 02:26:38 PM  
Not the ugliest


shoelala.ca

What is the belt supposed to do?
 
2011-02-18 02:28:33 PM  

ObamaTheOmnipotent: What is the belt supposed to do?


*ahem*
:D
 
2011-02-18 02:29:12 PM  
Who?
 
2011-02-18 02:29:24 PM  

Opiate of the Lasses: Also, she's really nowhere near as hot as the panting teabaggers think she is. Cankles, man.


Cankles???

I don't think you know what that word means.

She does have nice gams.
 
2011-02-18 02:31:14 PM  
Ouch, honey. I object.
 
2011-02-18 02:31:51 PM  
Snooki reported to be green with envy.
 
2011-02-18 02:33:02 PM  

GAT_00: I understand that it's required to have a Palin thread every day to drive up the thread clicks, but really?


I think this is the first time ever that I agree with Gat.
 
2011-02-18 02:33:10 PM  
They're lookin' at you, leanin' on you
Tell you anything you want to hear
They give you tablets of love
They're waiting for you
Got to score you
Handy with a shovel and so sincere
Ooh, they got the kid glove

You just want someone to talk to
They just wanna get their hands on you
You get whatever you choose
Oh, no, you can't do that,
Once you started wearin' those shoes.
 
2011-02-18 02:33:18 PM  
"Peter North?"

i2.cdn.turner.com

"Like this."
 
2011-02-18 02:37:31 PM  

halfof33: Cankles???


Observe her left foot in the second picture I posted. Plain as day.

creoleindc.typepad.com
 
2011-02-18 02:37:51 PM  
Anna knew she had to have some new shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's every pair of shoes in the place."

"Oh, you must have one more pair..."

"No, not one more pair... Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want..."

Anna interrupted, "Oh yes, let me see the cruel shoes!"

Carlo looked incredulous. "No, Anna, you don't understand, you see, the cruel shoes are..."

"Get them!"

Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, then returned with an ordinary shoe box. He opened the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But these were not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angled turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place.

Carlo spoke hesitantly, "... Now you see why... they're not fit for humans..."

"Put them on me."

"But..."

"Put them on me!"

Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes.

The screams were incredible.

Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see.

"I like them."

She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street.

Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's every shoe in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes."
 
2011-02-18 02:38:03 PM  
Where did you get that dress?!? It's awful! And those shoes and that coat, jeeeeez!

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2011-02-18 02:38:26 PM  
THESE SHOES are making me THIRSTY.
 
2011-02-18 02:38:34 PM  

whidbey: You don't have to have taste to win.


I don't wear heels. I like my hamstrings how they are, thank you. And those are still fugly shoes. Of course, the more fugly they are the more high fashion they are, apparently.

That being said, tell me you wouldn't be amused by a female candidate in a buttondown shirt, dockers, and steeltoe boots at a debate.

/"I'm an industrial worker. I AM dressed up."
 
2011-02-18 02:39:53 PM  

Ringshadow: That being said, tell me you wouldn't be amused by a female candidate in a buttondown shirt, dockers, and steeltoe boots at a debate.


Sounds interesting. I haven't actually been to any Communist Party meetings.
 
2011-02-18 02:39:55 PM  
I've said it before and I'm not going to stop saying it while both Sarah Palin and I draw breath:

Truck. Stop. Waitress.

Stay tuned for our next episode, Truck Stop Waitress Goes to Washington, Or, Nice shoes, Peg Bundy.

But seriously, what ever floats your boat, as long as your boat isn't in Taft's bath tub.

Fun fact: Taft is allegedly the first President to have a bathtub installed in the White House. Of course, previous Presidents bathed, but they did it in those stupid uncomfortable tin tubs that were light enough for a servant to stuff into a closet to keep them out of sight and out from under foot.

Taft, of course, was too big to bathe the way Washington and Jefferson did, in the Potomac River, for fear of flooding Foggy Bottom.

This is just my two cents worth to add to the Great Bath Tub Hoax of H.L. Mencken. Remember: I told you it was a hoax.

You'll remember that, won't you?

Ah, Hell. Half of you are 666 News junkies. You wouldn't know a hoax if it crawled up your back and dug its claws in like something out of a Gahan Wilson cartoon.
 
2011-02-18 02:41:11 PM  

brantgoose: Or, Nice shoes, Peg Bundy.


Nailed it.
 
2011-02-18 02:42:08 PM  

whidbey: Ringshadow: That being said, tell me you wouldn't be amused by a female candidate in a buttondown shirt, dockers, and steeltoe boots at a debate.

Sounds interesting. I haven't actually been to any Communist Party meetings.


Yeah, and I've never been to a NAMBLA meeting. Whatever man
 
2011-02-18 02:42:28 PM  

GAT_00: I understand that it's required to have a Palin thread every day to drive up the thread clicks, but really?


The end must be near - I agree with you. I've pretty much stopped posting in Palin threads for that very reason.
 
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