can haz cheezburger and squirrel in one thread!

I like the comments. "Dumpster diving squirrel huh? No doubt he's a democrat!"

So many poor idiots wrapped up in left vs. right when it has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand...

cyclebiff: All the squirrel needs to dig out now is a bottle of Jose Cuervo, and THEN it'll be fark.com

and take a dump on a sheet of paper from usatoday

cyclebiff: All the squirrel needs to dig out now is a bottle of Jose Cuervo, and THEN it'll be fark.com

I bet that squirrel is violating a patent too!

\Jose Cuervo™: Now with less patent violation!

loonatic112358: cyclebiff: All the squirrel needs to dig out now is a bottle of Jose Cuervo, and THEN it'll be fark.com

and take a dump on a sheet of paper from usatoday

Which will then be in a LIFE slideshow.

Ones in my yard like onion rings,....and real ones...not that
Burger King pressed fart gas.

Ghastly: I has kawlojin injekshun.

brilliant

cyclebiff Quote 2011-02-17 09:14:56 PM
All the squirrel needs to dig out now is a bottle of Jose Cuervo, and THEN it'll be fark.com

Well, after three shots who cares what brand it is?

I had a pet squirrel that I bottle raised when I was 13 when he was orphaned by a cat attack. He was tame as all hell, but he grew nads that outshone the Fark squirrel and had to go get some ladies. He would come back and visit too! He even made friends with the neighbors.

It was every bit as awesome as it sounds. He'd run up my whole body to greet me after school, and sit under my hair and hang out!

I once saw a squirrel haul a slice of pizza three times its size up a tree. It then proceeded to pimp slap another squirrel that tried to steal it. I love those greedy little farkers.

Ghastly: loonatic112358: cyclebiff: All the squirrel needs to dig out now is a bottle of Jose Cuervo, and THEN it'll be fark.com

and take a dump on a sheet of paper from usatoday

And get his nuts caught in a wooden slat chair.

Thread over, we have a winner.

The squirrels around my place love french fries.

I wonder if their subscriber demographic includes Fox News viewers.

God's Hubris: I wonder if their subscriber demographic includes Fox News viewers.



/Still bitter about Keith I see...

So now we have a squirrel with huge buns too.

ox45tallboy: NannyStatePark: I had a pet squirrel that I bottle raised when I was 13 when he was orphaned by a cat attack. He was tame as all hell, but he grew nads that outshone the Fark squirrel and had to go get some ladies. He would come back and visit too! He even made friends with the neighbors.

It was every bit as awesome as it sounds. He'd run up my whole body to greet me after school, and sit under my hair and hang out!

And drag his insanely huge nads along your body as well? You sick fark...

Dude, you're just jealous that a 13 year old girl was petting a live squirrel and not you, sicker Farker...

ox45tallboy: NannyStatePark: Dude, you're just jealous that a 13 year old girl was petting a live squirrel and not you, sicker Farker...

Well, maybe, but it's still weird that she chose to include a description of the squirrel's genitalia. Most all of my childhood pet stories do not include this information.

Link (new window)

Cuz that's why. I'd be embarrassed if I were you...

when I was in college, there was a squirrel that would come and take a cigarette from you.


/but wait, it was 70º in Kentucky today?? wow.

D_Evans45: I like the comments. "Dumpster diving squirrel huh? No doubt he's a democrat!"

So many poor idiots wrapped up in left vs. right when it has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand...

I want to know what Obama is doing about this situation.

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!!!11!

ox45tallboy: /I still think giant testicles rubbing all over a 13-year old girl's body is not exactly family-friendly.

Depends on the family. :)
/Express please...

...and a couple months down the road

Make More Hinjews: D_Evans45: I like the comments. "Dumpster diving squirrel huh? No doubt he's a democrat!"

So many poor idiots wrapped up in left vs. right when it has absolutely nothing to do with the topic at hand...

I want to know what Obama is doing about this situation.

I WANT MY COUNTRY BACK!!!!11!


Surprised you didn't throw an "Obamacare" in there somewhere.

/Just got the incredibly rare urge to look at the thread with the most posts in the Politics tag
//Already burning from the stupid

COME AT ME BRO!!!!

no clever name here just move along:
/but wait, it was 70º in Kentucky today?? wow.
Damn close to it, definitely into the 60's- it was warm enough for me to be able to break my bike back out to ride to work on it, and comfortably ride back in shorts and a light jacket. Windy as all hell though, which is not a bit surprising for it being this hot in the middle of winter...

/I'd say, "It's Not News, It's the Herald-Leader" but that would be redundant...

/ew

Squirrel farts are hard on the ozone layer.

Teabagging...Always funny!

But can that squirrel waterski?

NannyStatePark: I had a pet squirrel that I bottle raised when I was 13 when he was orphaned by a cat attack. He was tame as all hell, but he grew nads that outshone the Fark squirrel and had to go get some ladies. He would come back and visit too! He even made friends with the neighbors.

It was every bit as awesome as it sounds. He'd run up my whole body to greet me after school, and sit under my hair and hang out!

you get a gold star. i enjoyed that story.