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(Fox News)   Forget about that little President guy Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket, the Iranian protesters are aiming straight for the country's "Supreme Leader" himself: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei   (foxnews.com ) divider line
    More: Cool, Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, ayatollahs, Iranian Blogs, Iranians, Mehdi Karroubi, Iran's Revolutionary Guard, peaceful demonstrations  
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2011-02-17 06:25:43 PM  
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2011-02-17 06:49:18 PM  
They better hurry up. I hear the Supreme Leader has been in contact with the Mahdi dude.
 
2011-02-17 06:54:33 PM  

GaryPDX: They better hurry up. I hear the Supreme Leader has been in contact with the Mahdi dude.


The Mahdi?

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2011-02-17 06:59:06 PM  

Hender: GaryPDX: They better hurry up. I hear the Supreme Leader has been in contact with the Mahdi dude.

The Mahdi?


yea, the 12th Imam. You know, the 7 year old who got tossed down a well in the 8th century. He's coming back to put together the Caliphate that will wash the world in the blood of the infidels and Islam will rule the planet for 1000 years.

That Mahdi.
 
2011-02-17 07:33:27 PM  

neveryetmelted.com

"WE MUST BOMB IRAN IMMEDIATELY"

 
2011-02-17 07:33:39 PM  
i798.photobucket.com
 
2011-02-17 07:34:06 PM  

GaryPDX: Hender: GaryPDX: They better hurry up. I hear the Supreme Leader has been in contact with the Mahdi dude.

The Mahdi?

yea, the 12th Imam. You know, the 7 year old who got tossed down a well in the 8th century. He's coming back to put together the Caliphate that will wash the world in the blood of the infidels and Islam will rule the planet for 1000 years.

That Mahdi.


You are such an idiot.
 
2011-02-17 07:37:12 PM  
My kids love those Khamenei noodles with the little chicken flavor packs. How can they be bad?
 
2011-02-17 07:37:28 PM  

GaryPDX: Hender: GaryPDX: They better hurry up. I hear the Supreme Leader has been in contact with the Mahdi dude.

The Mahdi?

yea, the 12th Imam. You know, the 7 year old who got tossed down a well in the 8th century. He's coming back to put together the Caliphate that will wash the world in the blood of the infidels and Islam will rule the planet for 1000 years.

That Mahdi.


That's so ridiculous. We all know Jesus will come back to fight the Beast and the Antichrist on the Plains of Megiddo, and miracle all the righteous into Heaven.

Stupid muslins
 
2011-02-17 07:40:40 PM  

shanrick: GaryPDX: Hender: GaryPDX: They better hurry up. I hear the Supreme Leader has been in contact with the Mahdi dude.

The Mahdi?

yea, the 12th Imam. You know, the 7 year old who got tossed down a well in the 8th century. He's coming back to put together the Caliphate that will wash the world in the blood of the infidels and Islam will rule the planet for 1000 years.

That Mahdi.

You are such an idiot.


Really? (new window)

Please..if you have a different opinion, share.
 
2011-02-17 07:42:34 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: That's so ridiculous. We all know Jesus will come back to fight the Beast and the Antichrist on the Plains of Megiddo, and miracle all the righteous into Heaven.

Stupid muslins


You'd be amazed at how similar the stories actually are. The only real problem is the shiate freaks actually believe it, literally.
 
2011-02-17 07:46:27 PM  

GaryPDX: Lionel Mandrake: That's so ridiculous. We all know Jesus will come back to fight the Beast and the Antichrist on the Plains of Megiddo, and miracle all the righteous into Heaven.

Stupid muslins

You'd be amazed at how similar the stories actually are. The only real problem is the shiate freaks actually believe it, literally.


...and a lot of American Christian freaks actually believe in the Armageddon/Revelation BS, literally.
 
2011-02-17 07:46:36 PM  

GaryPDX: shanrick: GaryPDX: Hender: GaryPDX: They better hurry up. I hear the Supreme Leader has been in contact with the Mahdi dude.

The Mahdi?

yea, the 12th Imam. You know, the 7 year old who got tossed down a well in the 8th century. He's coming back to put together the Caliphate that will wash the world in the blood of the infidels and Islam will rule the planet for 1000 years.

That Mahdi.

You are such an idiot.

Really? (new window)

Please..if you have a different opinion, share.


I refuse to comment on the stupidity of above quoted comments until Tatsuma posts a huge dissertation on the history of Persia, Iran, the Imams, Islam, etc. I will also reserve comments until I have seen the twitter updates from this Mahdi fella.
 
2011-02-17 07:50:12 PM  
Does this mean I have to dig my green armband back out again?
 
2011-02-17 08:08:30 PM  
the iranian midget tyrant gets no love in his country? seriously?
 
2011-02-17 08:09:21 PM  
Go big or go home.
 
2011-02-17 08:12:38 PM  
Bush burst the dam. Sure, taking out the first brick is slow, dangerous, and expensive. But once the first brick is out, the walls come tumbling down.
 
2011-02-17 08:13:01 PM  
I was going to post a picture of Han Solo saying "good luck... you're gonna need it" but all I found was this instead.

www.seductionscience.com

I'm sorry guys, I'm very very sorry I couldn't find the appropriate picture.
 
2011-02-17 08:13:17 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: GaryPDX: Lionel Mandrake: That's so ridiculous. We all know Jesus will come back to fight the Beast and the Antichrist on the Plains of Megiddo, and miracle all the righteous into Heaven.

Stupid muslins

You'd be amazed at how similar the stories actually are. The only real problem is the shiate freaks actually believe it, literally.

...and a lot of American Christian freaks actually believe in the Armageddon/Revelation BS, literally.


You and Gary are both correct, religious nuts are farking terrifying.
 
2011-02-17 08:13:48 PM  

GaryPDX: Lionel Mandrake: That's so ridiculous. We all know Jesus will come back to fight the Beast and the Antichrist on the Plains of Megiddo, and miracle all the righteous into Heaven.

Stupid muslins

You'd be amazed at how similar the stories actually are. The only real problem is the shiate freaks actually believe it, literally.


Well, it finally happened. I agree with Gary.
What's the protocol for that, long shower or a bullet to the head?
 
2011-02-17 08:15:07 PM  
violentsalvation:

Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2011-02-17 08:15:09 PM  
Rug beaters.
 
2011-02-17 08:15:22 PM  
♫♪ Iranian's pain comes mainly from Khomeini
♫♪ Khomeini's reign is mainly based on pain


snl.jt.org
 
2011-02-17 08:15:57 PM  

GaryPDX: Hender: GaryPDX: They better hurry up. I hear the Supreme Leader has been in contact with the Mahdi dude.

The Mahdi?

yea, the 12th Imam. You know, the 7 year old who got tossed down a well in the 8th century. He's coming back to put together the Caliphate that will wash the world in the blood of the infidels and Islam will rule the planet for 1000 years.

That Mahdi.


Do you jerk off to this stuff or something? Seriously.
 
2011-02-17 08:16:06 PM  
I call him abujibberjab
 
2011-02-17 08:16:40 PM  
The guy even looks like the world's biggest asshole. Denis Leary, please return your crown.
 
2011-02-17 08:17:44 PM  

kaduh: Rug beaters.


Who? The girls in The All-Powerful Atheismo's pic? No, I believe that's called something else.
 
2011-02-17 08:19:40 PM  

Goetz: GaryPDX: Lionel Mandrake: That's so ridiculous. We all know Jesus will come back to fight the Beast and the Antichrist on the Plains of Megiddo, and miracle all the righteous into Heaven.

Stupid muslins

You'd be amazed at how similar the stories actually are. The only real problem is the shiate freaks actually believe it, literally.

Well, it finally happened. I agree with Gary.
What's the protocol for that, long shower or a bullet to the head?


Drill a 3/16" hole in your right temple and pour no less one quart of bleach into said hole.

This will either cause you to forget all about this (and much of the rest of your life), or kill you. Either way, you will be more at peace.
 
2011-02-17 08:21:37 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: GaryPDX: Lionel Mandrake: That's so ridiculous. We all know Jesus will come back to fight the Beast and the Antichrist on the Plains of Megiddo, and miracle all the righteous into Heaven.

Stupid muslins

You'd be amazed at how similar the stories actually are. The only real problem is the shiate freaks actually believe it, literally.

...and a lot of American Christian freaks actually believe in the Armageddon/Revelation BS, literally.


Pretty bad considering that anyone who so much as went to Sunday School knows that Revelations was a letter intentionally written by someone in prison as intentionally being entirely symbolic so that the jailkeepers would allow it to be delivered. The Christians that it was intended for knew exactly what it meant, and it wasn't remotely literal.

So yeah, it's incredibly disturbing how many people think it's 100% literal.
 
2011-02-17 08:23:44 PM  
Can't they kill them both?
 
2011-02-17 08:24:03 PM  
I just don't see this working in Iran
 
2011-02-17 08:25:17 PM  
I'd donate all my guns to these people if I could.
 
2011-02-17 08:25:25 PM  

Fireproof: Lionel Mandrake: GaryPDX: Lionel Mandrake: That's so ridiculous. We all know Jesus will come back to fight the Beast and the Antichrist on the Plains of Megiddo, and miracle all the righteous into Heaven.

Stupid muslins

You'd be amazed at how similar the stories actually are. The only real problem is the shiate freaks actually believe it, literally.

...and a lot of American Christian freaks actually believe in the Armageddon/Revelation BS, literally.

Pretty bad considering that anyone who so much as went to Sunday School knows that Revelations was a letter intentionally written by someone in prison as intentionally being entirely symbolic so that the jailkeepers would allow it to be delivered. The Christians that it was intended for knew exactly what it meant, and it wasn't remotely literal.

So yeah, it's incredibly disturbing how many people think it's 100% literal.


First I've ever heard that. Link?
 
2011-02-17 08:25:37 PM  

GaryPDX: Hender: GaryPDX: They better hurry up. I hear the Supreme Leader has been in contact with the Mahdi dude.

The Mahdi?

yea, the 12th Imam. You know, the 7 year old who got tossed down a well in the 8th century. He's coming back to put together the Caliphate that will wash the world in the blood of the infidels and Islam will rule the planet for 1000 years.

That Mahdi.


Wasn't he on that show with Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt? Mahdi About You.
 
2011-02-17 08:25:46 PM  
There's no 'supreme' about it. He's the leader, Ajhmadinidong's just a sock puppet.
 
2011-02-17 08:25:56 PM  
What's the off-rack Sarkozy done now?

(skims article)

Ah. Makes sense. According to Wikileaks AhmagonnastartWW3 was never as hard line as others wanted him to be.

/I may need to learn to spell his real last name now
 
2011-02-17 08:28:07 PM  
Mahdi = Mua'dib

Ok if Spice is Oil
are we the Emperor, the guild, or the Harkonians and whats is the worm supposed to be

The All-Powerful Atheismo:

Thank you
 
2011-02-17 08:28:51 PM  
That's all really amazing. Really.

i242.photobucket.com

Can I please have health care now?
 
2011-02-17 08:32:33 PM  

Tozmo: I just don't see this working in Iran


Sadly, this.
 
2011-02-17 08:32:37 PM  

Wolfmanjames: Can't they kill them both?


That sounds fair.
 
2011-02-17 08:35:59 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I was going to post a picture of Han Solo saying "good luck... you're gonna need it" but all I found was this instead.

I'm sorry guys, I'm very very sorry I couldn't find the appropriate picture.


I'm sure everyone will find some way to forgive you.
 
2011-02-17 08:39:07 PM  
Glenn Beck must be so confused right now.
 
2011-02-17 08:39:13 PM  
Good luck and Allah's speed.
 
2011-02-17 08:39:30 PM  
i492.photobucket.com
He's got my vote!
 
2011-02-17 08:41:02 PM  

pudding7: Fireproof: Lionel Mandrake: GaryPDX: Lionel Mandrake: That's so ridiculous. We all know Jesus will come back to fight the Beast and the Antichrist on the Plains of Megiddo, and miracle all the righteous into Heaven.

Stupid muslins

You'd be amazed at how similar the stories actually are. The only real problem is the shiate freaks actually believe it, literally.

...and a lot of American Christian freaks actually believe in the Armageddon/Revelation BS, literally.

Pretty bad considering that anyone who so much as went to Sunday School knows that Revelations was a letter intentionally written by someone in prison as intentionally being entirely symbolic so that the jailkeepers would allow it to be delivered. The Christians that it was intended for knew exactly what it meant, and it wasn't remotely literal.

So yeah, it's incredibly disturbing how many people think it's 100% literal.

First I've ever heard that. Link?


What I knew came from an introductory paragraph in the Bible that I has in high school, but it's discussed on Frontline's site here. What I mentioned can be mostly be found in the first and third paragraphs.

The important part is that it was 1.definitely written symbolically and therefore 2. not nearly as nutty as it sounds on the surface.
 
2011-02-17 08:41:55 PM  

Fireproof: that I had in high school


FTFM.
 
2011-02-17 08:42:52 PM  

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2011-02-17 08:44:10 PM  

The All-Powerful Atheismo: I was going to post a picture of Han Solo saying "good luck... you're gonna need it" but all I found was this instead.

I'm sorry guys, I'm very very sorry I couldn't find the appropriate picture.


images2.fanpop.com
 
2011-02-17 08:44:33 PM  
Bomb bomb Iran
/Oh wait
 
2011-02-17 08:44:52 PM  
The firts Ayatollah came into power on the back of a populist revolution against an oppressive government. Now the people in the street want to overthrow him for falling into the same behaviors as his predecessors. Someone should make a song about this sort of thing.
 
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