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(Some Guy)   If you just can't get enough JK Rowling, now her life will be a made-for-TV movie   ( monstersandcritics.com) divider line
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2011-02-17 12:20:02 PM  
No need for comments, the tag says it all.
 
2011-02-17 12:22:12 PM  
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I could stand to go for a little bit more.
 
2011-02-17 12:27:25 PM  
Boring, unless there are scandalous sex scenes with someone playing her who is 10x hotter without flapjacks.
 
2011-02-17 12:33:56 PM  
JK Rowling is like the ultimate cougar MILF. She's filthy rich and not too bad on the eyes. Sure there are prettier women out there, but she's not bad in the looks department and makes up for it everywhere else.
 
2011-02-17 12:44:07 PM  
She's age appropriate for an old guy like me.
Not too needy in the money department.
Hot enough to fall for.
And obviously intelligent as hell.


I've dated welfare recipients who met three of those requirements.
 
2011-02-17 12:44:40 PM  
So, the British author who manage to strongarm WB in hiring only British and Irish actors, and keep the settings and the production in the UK, will be portrayed by an Australian in a movie shot in Canada ?
 
2011-02-17 12:46:56 PM  
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More MILFy goodness
 
2011-02-17 12:50:58 PM  

I think I felt teeth: More MILFy goodness


Millionaire I'd Like to Fleece?
 
2011-02-17 01:03:07 PM  

Hey! JK looks like it could be an emoticon for a clone trooper! See, watch . . .

JK

 
2011-02-17 01:04:26 PM  
I don't really have a problem with that.

Stephenie Meyer or Bristol Palin, on the other hand...
 
2011-02-17 02:08:42 PM  

padraig: So, the British author who manage to strongarm WB in hiring only British and Irish actors, and keep the settings and the production in the UK, will be portrayed by an Australian in a movie shot in Canada ?


Wolverine: Played by an Austrailan
Superman: Will be played by a Brit
 
2011-02-17 02:10:47 PM  
Burn the witch!


She can always pay the people not to make the thing, ot hire some hitmen.

/an old friend used to nanny her kid in Edinburgh
//said she was into Satanism and snake sex, kid had horns and hooves
 
2011-02-17 02:16:07 PM  
How about she go ahead publish the HP Encyclopedia already?
 
2011-02-17 02:36:51 PM  
I'd expelliarmus in her.

/Accio MILF.
 
2011-02-17 02:38:24 PM  
I could fap to it

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2011-02-17 02:47:28 PM  

GungFu: Burn the witch!


She can always pay the people not to make the thing, ot hire some hitmen.

/an old friend used to nanny her kid in Edinburgh
//said she was into Satanism and snake sex, kid had horns and hooves


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2011-02-17 03:31:56 PM  

loathable cockroach: No need for comments, the tag says it all.



Seriously.

She was neither beaten on or raped by a man, so it can't be shown on Lifetime and I'm not sure what other channel would be remotely interested.
 
2011-02-17 04:42:23 PM  

pstawicki: I could fap to it


Dreamy eyes. She's got that.
 
2011-02-17 06:33:24 PM  

Bunnyhat: loathable cockroach: No need for comments, the tag says it all.


Seriously.

She was neither beaten on or raped by a man, so it can't be shown on Lifetime and I'm not sure what other channel would be remotely interested.


The Hallmark Channel,Ion Television,OWN and possibly the SyFy Channel execs would all like a word with you....
 
2011-02-18 12:54:55 AM  
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I like J K Rowling too, but this thread clearly needs more Poppy Montgomery!

/HOT!
 
2011-02-18 12:01:59 PM  
I'm jut curious if she's working on something NOT related to Harry Potter.
 
2011-02-18 01:17:08 PM  

Kozmopoliskepticalopsis: I like J K Rowling too, but this thread clearly needs more Poppy Montgomery!

/HOT!


She looks like you cut yourself on her ribs if you're not careful. That girl doesn't have curves. She has angles.
 
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