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(OrlandoSentinel.com)		Tainted drugs may be in Florida stores, but nobody's noticed because, well, you know, it's Florida (orlandosentinel.com)		51
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bump		2003-07-23 10:04:28 AM

Don't touch them please, I cannot stand the way they tease.

batchild		2003-07-23 11:48:39 AM

what, no florida tag?

nothingyet		2003-07-23 12:34:28 PM

And ya know, i noticed that you forgot the FLORIDA tag, because it's, ya know, a story about FLORIDA

malcy		2003-07-23 12:35:05 PM

scarey

Shooter_McGavin		2003-07-23 12:35:34 PM

Whoaaaaa... Tainted Drugs... duh duh.. TAINTed Druuugs...

/obvious

phildogg82		2003-07-23 12:36:12 PM

dammit, shooter_mcgavin stoleded my thunder

cunning_linguist_dc		2003-07-23 12:36:14 PM

tainted drugs in the stores ?!?!?
just thinking about it is giving me a headache.

anybody got some tylenol caplets ?

star_topology		2003-07-23 12:36:39 PM

batchild

I don't understand it either, maybe the submitter has something against oranges?

SadDad		2003-07-23 12:37:56 PM

/pulls up a chair. Waits for the word Canada to appear...somehow we'll get blamed in 3, 2, 1....

Aloysius Fahrfegnabber VII		2003-07-23 12:39:21 PM

Shooter, ya farkin bastid- now I got that song in my head!!!
(goes off to listen to death-disco)

cunning_linguist_dc		2003-07-23 12:39:52 PM

this stuff must have come from canada or something.

/happy ?

JaxGator75		2003-07-23 12:41:57 PM

I noticed my drugs weren't getting me high anymore, but I thought I'd simply gotten used to the THC... Stupid distributors!!!

bump		2003-07-23 12:42:21 PM

Soft Cell had that incredibly effeminant guy in it, right?

Shooter_McGavin		2003-07-23 12:42:24 PM

Aloysius Fahrfegnabber VII

A thousand pardons... :)

DrunkenLimeyBastard		2003-07-23 12:42:28 PM

bump		2003-07-23 12:43:06 PM

or maybe that was Dead or Alive, or The Smiths, or Morrisy, or Duran Duran, or...

FalloutBoy		2003-07-23 12:43:16 PM

Wow, the pics you find on random image searches.

Unrelated yes, but it had to be posted.

DrunkenLimeyBastard		2003-07-23 12:44:05 PM

skinink		2003-07-23 12:44:06 PM

"Tainted drugs ? Betcha they are bad enough to make you see a Flock of Seagulls."

laid back w/bud light		2003-07-23 12:45:10 PM

If I had real drugs this damn diffuser ad wouldn't have me pondering suicide. Mods do something with this please, highly annoying.

SadDad		2003-07-23 12:45:24 PM

cunning_linguist_dc

this stuff must have come from canada or something.

/happy ?

Phew, Bolshoye spasibo za pomoshch!

sepultribe		2003-07-23 12:46:02 PM

Forsythe P. Jones		2003-07-23 12:46:09 PM

"A day without a Florida story is like a day without sunshine."

Omar_Sharif		2003-07-23 12:46:13 PM

For SadDad damn Canadians!

scraping-fetus-off-the-wheel		2003-07-23 12:46:24 PM

I didn't know uncle Joey was in flock of seagulls.

cunning_linguist_dc		2003-07-23 12:47:27 PM

2003-07-23 12:45:24 PM SadDad

mne blagodarit ne za sto

NurdSweat		2003-07-23 12:55:24 PM

Eckard? what does eckard care. that places sells enough quackery as it is.

I went in there a few weeks ago about an earache. they refered me to an entire shelf of homepathic drugs.

homeopathic is just watered down shiat anyways.

wadda they care.

Diogenes		2003-07-23 12:56:00 PM

The types of drugs that they're talking about are often the last hope for AIDS and cancer patients (probably Hep C, too). Whoever is diluting them should be stoned to death by the patients.

shadeyboi		2003-07-23 12:58:58 PM

I got some tainted drugs once.
Laced pot != the happiness.

mortisthecat		2003-07-23 01:01:23 PM

Tainted drugs...whoh ohh ohh ohh,
tainted drugs,
Don't touch them please,
you might not like the way you
bleeeeeed!

Thank you, thank you. Next show at 11.

mortisthecat		2003-07-23 01:02:34 PM

Arrrgh! Curse you, bump!! Foiled again!

leahrostova		2003-07-23 01:04:39 PM

saddad i cunning_linguist_dc:
ya nee znaiu po-russki.:-P

Tadpole		2003-07-23 01:07:20 PM

Is that a suppository in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Big_Bad_Dad		2003-07-23 01:09:18 PM

what kind of drugs do ya apply to your taint? Seems knd of an odd place to administer a drug.

rickythepenguin		2003-07-23 01:10:18 PM

tainted drugs?

I'll pass. i refuse to ingest drugs that were in, on, or near anyone's taint.

wh0mprat		2003-07-23 01:13:49 PM

I'd say AIDS and cancer drugs are the ideal ones to dilute. After all, they're going to die anyway...

/STRAIGHT TO HELL

biggbossman		2003-07-23 01:15:51 PM

Tears for Fears?

jameswax		2003-07-23 01:21:00 PM

Oo menya ectb gripp.

teenangstcabbage		2003-07-23 01:22:24 PM

Tainted drugs make your cells all soft.

/Same joke, different telling of it.

tobychubacca		2003-07-23 01:30:50 PM

Maybe Noelle Bush knows something about these drugs.

loungelizard		2003-07-23 01:36:38 PM

Tainted Love?

SquirrelWithLargeNuts		2003-07-23 01:44:41 PM

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night

Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love

Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way

Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love

Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Tainted love, tainted love (x2)
Touch me baby, tainted love (x2)
Tainted love (x3)

optikeye		2003-07-23 01:45:54 PM

This should be ironic considering FL launched a campaign last month to get people to stop buying drugs from Canada and get their tainted drugs from local sources.

avery1415		2003-07-23 01:49:24 PM

If only they'd deregulate the pharmacutical industry and slash funding to busybody organizations like the FDA, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.

/aping the conservatives

FLA Chickie		2003-07-23 01:50:11 PM

Woohoo Floriduh!

Forsythe Sounds like we need to plan a Fark get together soon....

schmo		2003-07-23 01:52:14 PM

optikeye - you are going to start a flamewar with the use of ironic, florida, drugs, and canada in one sentence

/ducks & covers

hoobler		2003-07-23 02:06:31 PM

I think we(Canada) should start shipping cheap meds down with snowbirds in November so that the supply is clean and safe. :)

Monitor_Lizard		2003-07-23 02:10:58 PM

one more reason not to go on Medication

Forsythe P. Jones		2003-07-23 02:51:38 PM

Heck,yeah,FLA Chickie! I'm ready!

PS:Check the classifieds for the "this weeks birthdays" ad.

Happy Birthday!

Bondith		2003-07-23 07:06:57 PM

Actually, it's all a horrible mistake.

They're painted drugs.

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