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2011-02-15 12:21:50 PM  
Was heard saying, "All I wanted was a Pepsi."
 
2011-02-15 02:42:40 PM  
Doing it on Valentine's day was a nice touch.
 
2011-02-15 02:42:48 PM  
Well, she should have know to run the faucet for a few seconds to make sure the water was cold. Some people just don't think.
 
2011-02-15 02:42:51 PM  
In my defense that chick was asking for it, all that sugary sweet niceness, she was setting me up to get rolled by her shady looking uniformed buddies. I was born at night but it wasn't last night.
 
2011-02-15 02:44:44 PM  
Punch and run on a nun?
 
2011-02-15 02:45:11 PM  
Better article: Link (new window)

"When he's not high, he's a good guy, but we had a confrontation two weeks ago and asked him not to come back," said Jeff Belvo, a VISTA volunteer. "We had to call police."
 
2011-02-15 02:47:15 PM  
BUT SHE'S A DELUSIONAL WOMAN WHO BELIEVES IN A SKY WIZARD AND WORSHIPS AT A CHURCH THAT MOLESTS CHILDREN AND HATES GAYS!

/am i doin it rite, Fark AtheistsTM?
 
2011-02-15 02:50:46 PM  
FTFA: He was last seen riding his bicycle

He's a little old to be a paper boy

/I want my $2.00!!!
 
2011-02-15 02:52:40 PM  
No biggie, she should just turn the other cheek, like Jesus sez...
 
2011-02-15 02:52:45 PM  

Marine1: BUT SHE'S A DELUSIONAL WOMAN WHO BELIEVES IN A SKY WIZARD AND WORSHIPS AT A CHURCH THAT MOLESTS CHILDREN AND HATES GAYS!


Given that she let her guard down around a drug-addled thug with a history of criminal behavior-- and apparently didn't call the police despite the thug being told not to return-- she probably is delusional and a bit dumb. She may or not hate gays or molest children, but that's incidental.
 
2011-02-15 02:54:30 PM  
In fairness, he probably thought it was vodak, so maybe this so-called woman of god was asking for it.
 
2011-02-15 02:54:46 PM  

Marine1: BUT SHE'S A DELUSIONAL WOMAN WHO BELIEVES IN A SKY WIZARD AND WORSHIPS AT A CHURCH THAT MOLESTS CHILDREN AND HATES GAYS!

/am i doin it rite, Fark AtheistsTM?


All answers can be found in God if you turn to him in prayer. Or something.
 
Ehh
2011-02-15 02:55:59 PM  
Then he went to a theater and talked during the show.
 
2011-02-15 02:57:59 PM  
Marine1: BUT SHE'S A DELUSIONAL WOMAN WHO BELIEVES IN A SKY WIZARD AND WORSHIPS AT A CHURCH THAT MOLESTS CHILDREN AND HATES GAYS!

/am i doin it rite, Fark AtheistsTM?


Well, not quite:

1. There's no reason to shout.
2. You forgot 'invisible' before 'sky wizard'.
3. It isn't so much the church that molests children, but rather a subset of the clergy.
 
2011-02-15 02:58:29 PM  
He assumed she'd been dropped on her head as a child to believe the stuff she does. He was trying to knock some sense back in to her.
 
2011-02-15 02:58:30 PM  

Forced Perspective: Marine1: BUT SHE'S A DELUSIONAL WOMAN WHO BELIEVES IN A SKY WIZARD AND WORSHIPS AT A CHURCH THAT MOLESTS CHILDREN AND HATES GAYS!

Given that she let her guard down around a drug-addled thug with a history of criminal behavior-- and apparently didn't call the police despite the thug being told not to return-- she probably is delusional and a bit dumb. She may or not hate gays or molest children, but that's incidental.


Being nice to people and hoping for the best in them IS delusional.
 
2011-02-15 02:59:39 PM  
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2011-02-15 03:01:35 PM  

Ehh: Then he went to a theater and talked during the show.


YOU BASTARDS!
 
2011-02-15 03:03:13 PM  
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Never trust them, the shift, no-good Water Beggars.

Just decline them a few times and they'll go away.
 
2011-02-15 03:04:09 PM  

Marine1: BUT SHE'S A DELUSIONAL WOMAN WHO BELIEVES IN A SKY WIZARD AND WORSHIPS AT A CHURCH THAT MOLESTS CHILDREN AND HATES GAYS!

/am i doin it rite, Fark AtheistsTM?


Well, if you were saying that to snub atheists, and you believe in promises made by imaginary beings, the molestation of children, and/or the denial of rights to people based on sexual preferences, then no, you were not doing it right.
 
2011-02-15 03:06:20 PM  
Elderly nun beaten in Manatee County

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2011-02-15 03:06:34 PM  

Oznog: Never trust them, the shift, no-good Water Beggars.

Just decline them a few times and they'll go away.


Bah, they can have the irradiated water, it's good for them! Puts hair on the eyeballs!
 
2011-02-15 03:08:10 PM  

Oznog: Never trust them, the shift, no-good Water Beggars.

Just decline them a few times and they'll go away.


Even if you keep giving that guy water, he eventually dies. Usually giant farking rad scorpions. And then that guy outside of Rivet City just up and died at one point. I have no idea what killed him. It was kind of nice to finally go into Rivet City to sell off some ammo for caps without being pestered.
 
2011-02-15 03:10:07 PM  

Marine1: BUT SHE'S A DELUSIONAL WOMAN WHO BELIEVES IN A SKY WIZARD AND WORSHIPS AT A CHURCH THAT MOLESTS CHILDREN AND HATES GAYS!

/am i doin it rite, Fark AtheistsTM?


Fine, if it makes you feel superior. All Christians deserve to be assaulted blah blah blah. There, enjoy your straw man.
 
2011-02-15 03:10:35 PM  
From my own personal experience I would consider him lucky that he did not run into my 2nd grade teacher at Holy Cross Hall, Sister Catherine Lucien. She would have beaten his sorry ass eight ways to Tuesday. Then she would have tortured him by puting the super kung fu grip on his trap muscle. God did THAT hurt. Lucky indeed my friend.
 
2011-02-15 03:14:30 PM  
He was on a mission from God and had to go see The Pinguin.
 
2011-02-15 03:16:43 PM  

dobedobeDUE: From my own personal experience I would consider him lucky that he did not run into my 2nd grade teacher at Holy Cross Hall, Sister Catherine Lucien. She would have beaten his sorry ass eight ways to Tuesday. Then she would have tortured him by puting the super kung fu grip on his trap muscle. God did THAT hurt. Lucky indeed my friend.


But she was doing it for your own good! Christ suffered more! Count your blessings you little heathen!
 
2011-02-15 03:24:28 PM  
We had 60 kids in that classroom. She walked out into the playground and raised her blackboard pointer over her head and 60 kids did not make ONE SOUND. Lined up by last name and walked back into the building. She would have made Hermann Goring cringe. And I have grown into a full sized adult heathen.
 
2011-02-15 03:27:13 PM  

Nabb1: Oznog: Never trust them, the shift, no-good Water Beggars.

Just decline them a few times and they'll go away.

Even if you keep giving that guy water, he eventually dies. Usually giant farking rad scorpions. And then that guy outside of Rivet City just up and died at one point. I have no idea what killed him. It was kind of nice to finally go into Rivet City to sell off some ammo for caps without being pestered.


I've seen 'em pick up and run off pretty fast in a panic once hostiles appeared on the radar. Makes you wonder, if they're that spry, why don't they find their own water??

Yeah, early on they might be able to take on a lesser monster. However, everything hostile inexplicably levels up WITH the player, until the lowest Mole Rat becomes the equivalent of the Super Mutant Behemoth's strength back when you were Level 1. But Water Beggars don't level up with the player and will eventually get curb-stomped by a beefed-up Bloatfly.
 
2011-02-15 03:28:14 PM  

Marine1: BUT SHE'S A DELUSIONAL WOMAN WHO BELIEVES IN A SKY WIZARD AND WORSHIPS AT A CHURCH THAT MOLESTS CHILDREN AND HATES GAYS!

/am i doin it rite, Fark AtheistsTM?


Nice troll attempt. I'm an agnostic, verging on atheist, and some of the finest people I've ever known were nuns. If I'm wrong and there is a heaven, they deserve to go there.
 
2011-02-15 03:30:18 PM  
ooo... ow... ooo

Have you ever seen such cruelty?

ooo... ow... ooo
 
2011-02-15 03:33:33 PM  

dobedobeDUE: We had 60 kids in that classroom. She walked out into the playground and raised her blackboard pointer over her head and 60 kids did not make ONE SOUND. Lined up by last name and walked back into the building. She would have made Hermann Goring cringe. And I have grown into a full sized adult heathen.


Clearly I was being sarcastic.

/is atheist
 
2011-02-15 03:34:49 PM  
I don't think all Christians deserve to be assaulted. That would be unnecessary cruel.

But I do think they require their assumptions about human behaviour and their rewards in "the life to come" challenged on a regular basis by the behaviour of barely evolved simians. Perhaps then they'd focus a little less on heaven and a little more on their immediate surroundings.
 
2011-02-15 03:42:21 PM  
From a future follow-up:

Three guys are sitting around in slam when one asks another, "What are you in for?"

"Murder. How about you?"

"Bank robbery.", whereupon he turns to the third and asks, "How about you, Eliseo, what are you in for?"

"Beating up an 80-year old nun who gave me a drink of water."

*BAM* *CRUNCH* *KICK*

"My great-aunt is an 80-year old nun, muthafarker!"
 
2011-02-15 03:48:13 PM  

Oznog: Never trust them, the shift, no-good Water Beggars.

Just decline them a few times and they'll go away.


I prefer to shoot them in the head, but then I prefer to shoot everybody in the head.
 
2011-02-15 03:49:14 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Oznog: Never trust them, the shift, no-good Water Beggars.

Just decline them a few times and they'll go away.

I prefer to shoot them in the head, but then I prefer to shoot everybody in the head.


It gets results, no doubt.
 
2011-02-15 03:50:42 PM  
Says guy who shot Giffords: "Hey, my ears are burning."
 
2011-02-15 03:54:08 PM  
I think that my favourite ever "Your opinion" comment from The Onion was during the Dubya years when one of the comments was:

"They say you get the government you deserve... Well I don't remember knife-raping any retarded nuns!"
 
2011-02-15 03:58:20 PM  

dobedobeDUE: We had 60 kids in that classroom. She walked out into the playground and raised her blackboard pointer over her head and 60 kids did not make ONE SOUND. Lined up by last name and walked back into the building. She would have made Hermann Goring cringe. And I have grown into a full sized adult heathen.


I'm pretty sure she would be my ex-wife's long lost sister. Their father was Dr Mengele and their mother was Sigourney Weaver.
 
2011-02-15 04:00:33 PM  

Ponzholio: Was heard saying, "All I wanted was a Pepsi."


i291.photobucket.com

Seemed appropriate as I see your login name....

/fartknocker
 
2011-02-15 04:05:41 PM  

fappomatic: dobedobeDUE: We had 60 kids in that classroom. She walked out into the playground and raised her blackboard pointer over her head and 60 kids did not make ONE SOUND. Lined up by last name and walked back into the building. She would have made Hermann Goring cringe. And I have grown into a full sized adult heathen.

I'm pretty sure she would be my ex-wife's long lost sister. Their father was Dr Mengele and their mother was Sigourney Weaver.


Has your ex-wife got another sister?

/likes a challenge.
//knows the words to "Tomorrow Belongs to Me"
 
2011-02-15 04:08:39 PM  
Was heard saying, "TAKE THAT BATMAN!"

/old joke..
 
2011-02-15 04:50:14 PM  

On the plus side, I got this from the mug shot side-bar


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Baron 'Dirty' Colon


/works on SO many levels
//well, two
///so I got that goin' for me
 
2011-02-15 04:50:20 PM  
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I'll just put this here. Better angle on the actual speaker instead of the subject.
 
2011-02-15 05:01:57 PM  

dobedobeDUE: From my own personal experience I would consider him lucky that he did not run into my 2nd grade teacher at Holy Cross Hall, Sister Catherine Lucien. She would have beaten his sorry ass eight ways to Tuesday. Then she would have tortured him by puting the super kung fu grip on his trap muscle. God did THAT hurt. Lucky indeed my friend.


I remember I had a Mrs Ryan at my primary school (UK 5 - 11). One lunchtime one of my friends fell over and hurt themselves quite badly - big hole in the trousers, crying, lots of blood. We were probably about 8 or 9 years old. Mrs Ryan made them line up with everybody else and hobble back into school from the playground.

I never had any lessons with her and yet still hate her to this day (assuming she'd dead though now).

Suspect she'd have been sacked these days.
 
2011-02-15 05:23:56 PM  
Well, in his defense she knew he could have a fatal allergic reaction from water. Plus, she totally had it coming.
 
2011-02-15 05:36:23 PM  
Was heard saying, "TAKE THAT BATMAN!"

/old joke..


..and you almost got it right.
 
2011-02-15 05:56:17 PM  

CheekyMonkey: No biggie, she should just turn the other cheek, like Jesus sez...


midor.biz

*sings* Turn the other cheek! Turn the other cheek! Show the world how strong you are by simply acting weak!
 
2011-02-15 11:02:35 PM  
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/Not for beating up a nun, though
//That is just farked up
 
2011-02-16 02:56:34 PM  

Marine1: BUT SHE'S A DELUSIONAL WOMAN WHO BELIEVES IN A SKY WIZARD AND WORSHIPS AT A CHURCH THAT MOLESTS CHILDREN AND HATES GAYS!

/am i doin it rite, Fark AtheistsTM?


You mean assuming that because some people don't believe in the same god that you do, we advocate violence against those who do?

There's nothing right about that, troll. Begone.
 
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