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(NJ.com)   Blonde 25-year-old student teacher pleads guilty to being a total cliche   (nj.com) divider line 235
    More: Obvious, Sussex County, student teachers, compulsive behaviors, psychological evaluation, parole board, trysts, Lindsay Massaro, guilty  
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2011-02-14 09:33:21 PM  
I'm not appalled by that she did it with a 15 year old, but it's rather disgusting she was farking one of her own students. She could have pressured him into this relationship, but whatever, she's hot so fapfapfap.
 
2011-02-14 09:33:35 PM  

StanTheMan: untaken_name: No, no, no. A 15-year-old boy is a tiny baby that must be protected from everything, unless he is black and has committed a minor infraction, in which case he should be tried as an adult because he knew exactly what he was doing.

With you on the first part, until you went on a race-baiting victimology rant.

15-yr-old boys should not be treated as tiny babies when they fark hot teachers.

The difference with them committing crimes is that a 15-yr-old can kill you as dead as a 35-yr-old can.


But he can't lay the pipe as well as or better than the same 35-year-old? And you really think that an equal percentage of juveniles of all races are tried as adults? Think again, padner.
 
2011-02-14 09:33:43 PM  

JmBa: Ok, has anyone else noticed how people in mugshots often appear incredibly asymmetrical? Her jaw looks all wonky in the mugshot and I keep noticing remarkable asymmetry when I see other people's mugshots. What the heck do they take these photos with? Or is facial asymmetry an indicator of criminal inclination?

She looks very pretty and symmetrical in the photos posted above though. Except for the different colored eyes.


I wasn't going to say it, but... the picture veedeevadeevoodee posted, it kind of looks like you, a little.

You aren't a teacher, are you?
 
2011-02-14 09:35:09 PM  

Nick Nostril: Blonde ?


They meant "blonde".

/curtains do NOT match drapes
//unless she's hardcore
 
2011-02-14 09:36:14 PM  
the state will recommend a four-year prison sentence with parole supervision for life.

wait, wut? I realize we don't have the whole story but for life?!?
 
2011-02-14 09:36:16 PM  
We have to give these young teachers some credit for using their brains. When I was 15 years old, I had unlimited energy and could go for hours. Now, I just hope that she finishes before I black-out from holding in my gut.
 
2011-02-14 09:36:32 PM  
Sussex Cty NJ in the house.

the main highways are 1 lane each way, there are farms & horse breeders all over. it's Jersey's version of rural. the infamous Action Park was ten minutes from where i sit.
 
2011-02-14 09:36:47 PM  
I hate Valentines day
 
2011-02-14 09:40:32 PM  

Farklee: We have to give these young teachers some credit for using their brains. When I was 15 years old, I had unlimited energy and could go for hours. Now, I just hope that she finishes before I black-out from holding in my gut.


I remember back to that time. Lots of energy but totally lacked the proper skills and techniques.

/If I knew then what I know now...
 
2011-02-14 09:42:53 PM  

KrispyKritter: Sussex Cty NJ in the house.

the main highways are 1 lane each way, there are farms & horse breeders all over. it's Jersey's version of rural. the infamous Action Park was ten minutes from where i sit.


Those are not real farms. Jersey taxes property owners at the farm rate...almost nothing..if they can show $3K of farm "income". Sussex County is actually Jersey cop land. Thousands of NJ cops live in Sussex. Half of the local cops in my town live out in Sussex, and claim to be farmers, and not paying taxes. Just another dirty Jersey scam.
 
2011-02-14 09:44:11 PM  
Once again, the law, it is farked, yada yada.

If the kid wanted it, I say it's fair game, but perhaps an investigation into whether or not she used her position to make the advancement, and, if clear, just fire her and not charge her with anything. Derp.
 
2011-02-14 09:45:22 PM  

uprislng: JmBa: Ok, has anyone else noticed how people in mugshots often appear incredibly asymmetrical? Her jaw looks all wonky in the mugshot and I keep noticing remarkable asymmetry when I see other people's mugshots. What the heck do they take these photos with? Or is facial asymmetry an indicator of criminal inclination?

She looks very pretty and symmetrical in the photos posted above though. Except for the different colored eyes.

I wasn't going to say it, but... the picture veedeevadeevoodee posted, it kind of looks like you, a little.

You aren't a teacher, are you?


Kinda. I worked at a preschool for a while. That would've been pretty farked up. Discovered kids weren't my thing though. I work with animals now. Of course, you read about those type of people on fark sometimes too...
 
2011-02-14 09:48:19 PM  

JmBa: Discovered kids weren't my thing though. I work with animals now.


Giggity
 
2011-02-14 09:49:08 PM  

JmBa: uprislng: JmBa: Ok, has anyone else noticed how people in mugshots often appear incredibly asymmetrical? Her jaw looks all wonky in the mugshot and I keep noticing remarkable asymmetry when I see other people's mugshots. What the heck do they take these photos with? Or is facial asymmetry an indicator of criminal inclination?

She looks very pretty and symmetrical in the photos posted above though. Except for the different colored eyes.

I wasn't going to say it, but... the picture veedeevadeevoodee posted, it kind of looks like you, a little.

You aren't a teacher, are you?

Kinda. I worked at a preschool for a while. That would've been pretty farked up. Discovered kids weren't my thing though. I work with animals now. Of course, you read about those type of people on fark sometimes too...


www.rankopedia.com
/sorry, had to post it
 
2011-02-14 09:49:09 PM  
"A former student-teacher at a Sussex County elementary school pleaded guilty today to having sexual relations with one of her students, including trysts in her car and in her bedroom."

I brought my Pencil..!

Linky probably not safe for class or work (new window)
 
2011-02-14 09:50:11 PM  

PsyLord: Farklee: We have to give these young teachers some credit for using their brains. When I was 15 years old, I had unlimited energy and could go for hours. Now, I just hope that she finishes before I black-out from holding in my gut.

I remember back to that time. Lots of energy but totally lacked the proper skills and techniques.

/If I knew then what I know now...




we probably would have a lot of kids running around so our paychecks would be zapped by child services before we even touched it....then we'd probably have to quit the job cuz it wouldn't be worth what little goes in our pockets...so we would probably take our awesome 'skills' to the nearest country club looking for an old, rich, widow and then realize that the ones with money are not hotties, then we would settle for a job as a dish washer at the club where we would be 'discovered' by Burt Reynolds; then our lives would really take off.

/or that could just be me, I dunno
 
2011-02-14 09:50:25 PM  

Empty Signal Gray: Does she have different colored eyes or am I going all Grammy reporter here?


Too soon!!!
 
2011-02-14 09:50:48 PM  
Don't
 
2011-02-14 09:51:24 PM  

vudukungfu: Don't


fark
kids
 
2011-02-14 09:52:02 PM  
/is currently thinking about hitting it.
//a lot.
///done.
 
2011-02-14 09:54:11 PM  

quansem: Does this mean that Massaro is the dinaro, or is Lafave still the fave?


I know y'all jizz in your pants for Lafave, but aside from a few shots, she kind of looks derpy.

This nutbag is FAAR hotter.

I'd hit it until she was a blubbering mess of full retard.

I hereby cast my vote for Mazzaro as the fave.
 
2011-02-14 09:56:07 PM  

Sarcastica75: quansem: Does this mean that Massaro is the dinaro, or is Lafave still the fave?

I know y'all jizz in your pants for Lafave, but aside from a few shots, she kind of looks derpy.

This nutbag is FAAR hotter.

I'd hit it until she was a blubbering mess of full retard.

I hereby cast my vote for Mazzaro as the fave.


Actually I want to rephrase. Not derpy. Just not as hot as she looks in the main pics you guys usually post here. I've seen derpy and LaFave is not it.


aniyn: For good measure:


She's (obviously) the one on the right.

/hot like ...well duh.


Although she looks a little dim here.

/she doesn't look like hurrr I'm a train!
 
2011-02-14 09:56:11 PM  

JmBa: Kinda. I worked at a preschool for a while. That would've been pretty farked up. Discovered kids weren't my thing though. I work with animals now. Of course, you read about those type of people on fark sometimes too...


I bet those type of people aren't championed like the female teachers are around here, so you might want to keep your monkey-business to yourself!

/teasing, of course :P
//NTTAWWT
 
2011-02-14 09:56:59 PM  

aniyn: For good measure:


She's (obviously) the one on the right.

/hot like ...well duh.


www.funnyforumpics.com
 
2011-02-14 09:57:10 PM  
Dude, really?

img121.imageshack.us

What the hell is wrong with these insane moral crusaders?
 
2011-02-14 09:58:21 PM  
Good. Lord.

/repeatedly
 
2011-02-14 09:59:19 PM  
Oh hell yes.
 
2011-02-14 10:04:36 PM  

bugmn99: veedeevadeevoodee: / with an inverse tachyon beam of an angry god
// twice

Two different colored eyes?

Not that that's a deal breaker or anything.


No, that's a deal MAKER.

members.shaw.ca

cRAzy EyeS...
 
2011-02-14 10:08:47 PM  
In court today, Massaro admitted her victim was a 15-year-old boy, whose father reported the case to law enforcement.

I'd beat that jealous old pr-ck until my hands fell off then I'd do some real damage to him.
He better never make a mistake because I'd rat him to who ever'd do the most damage.
 
2011-02-14 10:09:52 PM  
Farklee, thanks for the best laugh of my day--I salute you!

I hope things go OK for you tonight if you're "celebrating" the holiday with your Valentine....
 
2011-02-14 10:10:15 PM  
You would think the dad would have been able to work some pooosy out of it, you know? A little black mail?

"Hey teach, come here and honk on ol' bobo, or I'll tell the cops you've been farking my snowflake. While you're at it, snorkle my starfish till the 10 bottles of Yahoo and peanuts I had for dinner run out."
 
2011-02-14 10:15:49 PM  
Hmm. In reading the article, it seems the dad is gay. Interesting.
 
2011-02-14 10:26:25 PM  

scott-ty: Dumb ass father had a wonderful thing working here, and he farks it up.... geez what an asshat.



No kidding, right?

"Hey teach, why don't you come over after 6pm for some home schooling. Or I wreck your career."
 
2011-02-14 10:35:31 PM  
farkIN' THANKS DAD. ASSHOLE.
 
2011-02-14 10:39:10 PM  
img171.imageshack.us

/hot
//for teacher
///obligatory
 
2011-02-14 10:46:18 PM  
Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...

img714.imageshack.us

/Hot
 
2011-02-14 10:48:35 PM  

ZzeusS: scott-ty: Dumb ass father had a wonderful thing working here, and he farks it up.... geez what an asshat.


No kidding, right?

"Hey teach, why don't you come over after 6pm for some home schooling. Or I wreck your career."



This.
 
2011-02-14 10:51:24 PM  
Thank you, wombatsrus....now what was the thread about? Some teacher?
 
2011-02-14 10:53:08 PM  

sparkeyjames: Lets see here. Kid is gettin him some and his jealous father who probably hasn't gotten any from the wife in years turns in the teacher. Pretty much sums it up.




To be fair. If a teacher(a person of authority), who is 25-years-old, is farking my 13 or 16 year-old son. You can bet I'm turning her in.

That's farked up. This ain't a case of 18-year-old and her/his 17-year-old boyfriend or girlfriend.
 
2011-02-14 10:54:41 PM  
I just don't understand. I haven't wanted a teenager since I was a teenager.
 
2011-02-14 10:55:48 PM  

HellRaisingHoosier: sparkeyjames: Lets see here. Kid is gettin him some and his jealous father who probably hasn't gotten any from the wife in years turns in the teacher. Pretty much sums it up.



To be fair. If a teacher(a person of authority), who is 25-years-old, is farking my 13 or 16 year-old son. You can bet I'm turning her in.

That's farked up. This ain't a case of 18-year-old and her/his 17-year-old boyfriend or girlfriend.


Eh, it's a student teacher. A college kid. Now if a student teacher is having sex with my 15 year old daughter, that is another matter.
 
2011-02-14 10:56:21 PM  

uprislng: /hot
//for teacher
///obligatory


This fails to account for age.

A 20-25 year old hot male teacher with female high school students is in the same boat as hot female teachers with male high schoolers.

/Lucky bastards, the lot of them
 
2011-02-14 10:56:36 PM  
i52.tinypic.com
 
2011-02-14 10:56:48 PM  
After having thought about this for a while if the father had played his cards right and blackmailed the living shiat out of that whore he could have been hitting it too. Dumbass tag should apply to that one.
 
2011-02-14 10:58:07 PM  

SurfGirl69: I just don't understand. I haven't wanted a teenager since I was a teenager.


Couldn't catch the boys eyes in HS, now that she is hot the trophy is the same age.
 
2011-02-14 10:58:52 PM  
I'm usually tolerant of homosexuality, but this dad is just intolerable.
 
2011-02-14 11:01:11 PM  

jst3p: SurfGirl69: I just don't understand. I haven't wanted a teenager since I was a teenager.

Couldn't catch the boys eyes in HS, now that she is hot the trophy is the same age.


I was trying to explain this to my girlfriend last night but she had to get up early for driver's ed.
 
2011-02-14 11:01:58 PM  
consensual. In statutory rape there is no consensual sex. By it's very definition the "victim" can not give their consent.
 
2011-02-14 11:02:45 PM  

wombatsrus: Dang, she looks like she could be Wifey's younger sister...



/Hot


Er, did you post a cleavage shot...of your wife...on FARK???

Me and the intarwebs are friends, but not THAT good of friends.

/sees each other on birthdays and holidays
//we try to maintain a healthy distance
 
2011-02-14 11:03:31 PM  

bighasbeen: jst3p: SurfGirl69: I just don't understand. I haven't wanted a teenager since I was a teenager.

Couldn't catch the boys eyes in HS, now that she is hot the trophy is the same age.

I was trying to explain this to my girlfriend last night but she had to get up early for driver's ed.


That's nothing. I came home the other day to find my fiance on the front steps crying. I asked her what was wrong and she said "My friends told me you are a pedophile!" I said "WOAH! That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old!"
 
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